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00:01The Don and Murph December movie special! Yeah!
00:13What's with you wearing wacky glasses?
00:17Me? What about yours?
00:19I've been wearing these all day! They're not wacky, they're mine!
00:23Wacky? They're shaped like hearts. Mine are just big. These are normal. I wear these all the time.
00:28I'm swearing them with hearts to show my love for the world!
00:33Well, that's fine, but they're not wacky. None of them are wacky.
00:36Don't you think hearts is a great way to show your love for the world?
00:40That's one way.
00:41I don't know why I wear them, because I don't like the world.
00:45Well, I guess I don't either much.
00:47But when I wear them, I fool people to think I do.
00:50Well, recently, on Sunday, I got the Nintendo Wiener.
00:56How do you feel about me having that? And you not?
00:59Hey, you don't have the wiener, and I do!
01:02Wiener is spelled W-E. It's Nintendo W-I-I.
01:07Nintendo Wiener!
01:08Don't you know how to spell?
01:11I spell it the way I want!
01:13Do you have any new game systems? I bet you don't!
01:16I got the PS3.
01:18Pfft, you're right. You just played it with me today.
01:20I ordered it for your information.
01:22You ordered it? It's not even possible to get!
01:25Asswipe, how you can't have it?
01:27People have been shat over it!
01:30Oh, come on!
01:32We're taking too much time.
01:33We're gonna talk about the movies to see this November.
01:37December! I said the wrong date!
01:39Well, this December 1st is National Lampoon's Van Wilder, The Rise of Taji!
01:46Another Van Wilder?
01:48Well, basically, the original Van Wilder doesn't want anything to do with such crap,
01:53so that, you know, Indium from, you know, Howard and Kumar and from the original one is gonna be in
02:00it.
02:00Ah!
02:02And then there's the Nativity story.
02:05You know, don't you ever make that kind of a face!
02:08That's about the travels of Mary with Jesus in her womb!
02:14I don't like those kind of movies!
02:15But why? They're a part of your culture, people!
02:19They're a part of my culture.
02:24Just, you wait and see what happens to you when it's the Nativity story.
02:30Yeah, I'm gonna be at home while everyone else is seeing it.
02:32And then, that same day is Toristas!
02:35That's certainly about the people who look like they're from the show OC,
02:39and they're like, can I go, do you mind if I take off my top?
02:42And then it's like, becomes a rip-off of Hostel.
02:45Oh, that! I'd like to see it!
02:46Okay, and then December 8th, The Jew Hater, Mel Gibson's movie, Apokalypso.
02:52Apokalypso is coming out.
02:54Oh, isn't that with those natives?
02:56Yeah, see, Mel Gibson, people started to not like him because of the thing he said about the Jewish people.
03:01And then's Blood Diamond!
03:03And Breaking and Entering.
03:05We did that once, remember? And we cooked the food.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:09Remember you cooked eggs? They were a little shelly.
03:12And then there's Screamers, which I'm guessing is just a movie that's apparently a,
03:17either a remake of the old movie Screamers.
03:19When they, when they screamed it, it went, ahhhhhhh!
03:22Ugh.
03:23And then, that same day is Unaccompanied Miners!
03:27Oh, I wanna see that! That looks like a fun movie!
03:28The guy who's on our MySpace profile is in that movie!
03:32The one from Troll 2?
03:34Yes! The guy goes,
03:35They're eating her!
03:36And then they're gonna eat me!
03:38OH MY GOD!
03:43The fly?
03:44And also, also the kid who plays Chris Rocks as a kid from Everybody Hates Chris is on that, too.
03:49And then December 15th is a movie that you love so much and I don't know why, Charlotte's Web.
03:54Why not? That's a classic story!
03:56I don't like those movies when you have to see the animals' mouths talking!
03:59Why can't they do it like they did in Homeward Battle? It was like this.
04:11You know, their mouths didn't move but they were still talking!
04:15I don't know how it was done, but it was done!
04:17Well, it makes it a lot easier for you to know who was saying what!
04:20I mean, they must've, in this new movie, they must've had to put lots of peanut butter on these animals'
04:24mouths!
04:24They must've had lots of shits from that!
04:27Cause peanut butter too much can give you the runs!
04:30Not me!
04:31And then that same day is that movie that all these people want to talk about Dreamgirls with Beyonce!
04:37Who cares?
04:39I don't remember seeing that!
04:41And what about Eargon?
04:42Eargon?
04:44You know, Ear, Eargon!
04:46About the dragon!
04:48Oh!
04:48Isn't that like a rip-off of Narnia?
04:51No, that's the one about that kid from Limey with the dragon!
04:55Oh!
04:56Okay!
04:56I saw that kid in Comic-Con!
04:58He's a butthole!
05:01And then, um, December 20th is the night at the museum!
05:05Oh!
05:05Ben Stiller!
05:06He dyed his hair for this one!
05:08And Robin Williams and Owen Wilson!
05:10He's going gray, you know!
05:11So?
05:12Oh!
05:13Fuck!
05:13And Robin Williams is in it!
05:15And then Owen Wilson!
05:16Alright!
05:16And then December 22nd is the Good Shepherd!
05:22Joe Pesci's returning after ten years!
05:25To do a cameo in it!
05:26Joe Pesci!
05:27I mean, I guess that's enough of a reason just to see it for Joe Pesci!
05:31Okay!
05:31Okay!
05:32Okay!
05:32And then Rocky Balboa!
05:34The old poop Rocky's back for another fight!
05:38Who gives a flying fuck?
05:41I do!
05:41You want to see another Rocky?
05:45And then, on December 25th, Christmas Day, the day of the, um...
05:51What happened with Jesus that day?
05:53I think something very special happened!
05:55Did he get a Christmas gift?
05:59Um...
05:59I remember!
06:01What?
06:01It was the day...
06:02I think it was the official day everyone knew him as Jesus!
06:05Yes!
06:06That's when he got his name, right?
06:07Yeah!
06:08Yes!
06:09But that...
06:09But that day, Black Christmas comes out!
06:12Black Christmas?
06:13No, no!
06:14It's always a white Christmas!
06:15You know, snow!
06:16It's a horror movie about a murderer living upstairs!
06:19Those of you who thought Misty Monday was in it, I'm sorry!
06:22I've talked to her one-on-one, she said she's not in it!
06:24So, if you thought she was in it, I'm really sorry!
06:27Oh!
06:28And then, that same day is Children of Men!
06:30And then, December 27th is Perfume!
06:32That's something about the guy who kills women and puts them in perfumes!
06:36Yeah, he takes their body scent that smells beautiful, and they each have their own unique scent!
06:41I'd much rather have a Flavio scent!
06:45And December 29th is Pan's Labyrinth!
06:48Did you know that I smell like roses sometimes?
06:51You smell like ball sacks!
06:54And, um, is there anything else we want to mention before we go?
06:57Like, any more plugs to anything?
06:59Hmm.
07:01Should we say anything more about Idiot Zones?
07:04I don't know about...
07:04Idiotzone.com?
07:05I don't know about them, but what about that one, that girl?
07:08You know...
07:10The new fans?
07:11Yeah!
07:13Oh, you mean we have three new fans that have been our fans?
07:17Yeah!
07:18I forgot the names, though.
07:20So did I, but...
07:20We should have written them down.
07:22Yeah, but we respect them and we thank them for becoming our friends, and...
07:28And if some of you didn't like the Thanksgiving show, there were so many problems about that video,
07:33I even had my iPod stolen during the making of it!
07:37Really?
07:38Yes, the bum went it, he took it, but he gave it back.
07:40But...
07:41But still, it was traumatic.
07:43No, he stole our underpants.
07:46No...
07:46D-don't worry about it, you won't understand!
07:50I don't know why everyone saw me...
07:51These videos suck.
07:52Don is so materialistic, I don't get why he's making such a big deal over an iPod.
07:56Why'd you wear glasses? No one could see your expressions!
07:59I don't make expressions!