00:03Next up, Pepper Lewis.
00:05And here we go.
00:16Pepper and Sonny have been wrangling
00:18Pepper sure can't work, can't he?
00:20and locking horns since they were kids.
00:24Now, they're hitting the road to save a friend.
00:28It's cute how things work out, ain't it?
00:30One day, never been east of Tulsa.
00:32Next day, BOOM!
00:33I'm on my way to New York City.
00:38New York City.
00:40We ain't from around here.
00:41Really?
00:42People are so unfriendly here,
00:44it's like talking to a bunch of damn rocks.
00:45And how would you gentlemen like those sticks prepared?
00:48Well, just knock his horns off,
00:50whack his nasty old butt,
00:51and chunk him right down on the plate.
00:54This city will kick your butt.
00:56We gotta find Teresa Pepper.
00:58They're the only chance she's got.
01:00Well, cowboy, I hope you got a plan.
01:03You ready?
01:06I'll show me how to do that someday.
01:09Hey!
01:09He stole horses.
01:11Don't worry.
01:12They're good with horses.
01:13Look up! Cowboys!
01:16From Universal Pictures
01:17and Imagine Entertainment.
01:20Pepper, are you listening to me?
01:23Ow!
01:24Woody Harrelson.
01:25This is the cowboy wick.
01:27Yeah!
01:28Woo!
01:29It's time to make big cheap happy cheap.
01:33You wicked old heaver.
01:36And Keeper Sutherland.
01:37Maybe we ought to show them
01:38how old Pancho Villa used to make guys talk.
01:40Oh, come on, man.
01:41What you doing?
01:42I am embarrassed.
01:43Our friend here is not wearing any underpants.
01:46Oh!
01:47Oh!
01:47The cowboy wick.
01:52Hey, how you doing?
02:17No!
02:46The cowboy wick
