00:00Looks like it's time for a shopping spree.
00:03Okay, maybe not spree.
00:05Anything on clearance?
00:10Uh-oh, someone wants a five-finger discount.
00:15Well, crime doesn't pay, but somebody has to.
00:21I'd use that one phone call on a lawyer.
00:27Okay now, give us a big smile.
00:32Friends come and go, but mug shots last forever.
00:37It's not too bad. At least there's plumbing.
00:45Maybe you'll get out with good behavior.
00:49Then again, everyone has their price.
00:56And we've got cleaning supplies.
01:00Ooh, a silicone brush.
01:03Let's add some soap.
01:08Let's get scrubbing.
01:15And don't forget to flush.
01:19Gotta love those bristles.
01:22Yeah, I wouldn't touch it.
01:26Hungry?
01:27Look, you've got a sandwich.
01:29And right in your cell too.
01:33Whoops!
01:40And now you're leaking slime?
01:43Oh, this just isn't your day, is it?
01:46Well, maybe it can help clean things up.
01:49It collects all that mess for you.
01:55Hold on, you missed a spider.
02:01Now it's clean enough to eat off of.
02:07Not exactly bars of gold, are they?
02:10Ew!
02:12Don't worry, the guard has just the thing.
02:16A rag and a bucket.
02:19Wait a minute.
02:21Those marshmallows can help.
02:23Stick them on.
02:25Think we'll have enough?
02:31Well, that answers that.
02:34Um, you're eating the wrong side.
02:40I wouldn't do that if I were you.
02:43Great.
02:44Now your dentures are a mess.
02:50Is there a dentist in the house?
02:56Don't worry.
02:57She's got Insta-morph.
03:02Add to water and swirl it up together.
03:08Now we can mold it into shape.
03:11We just need something tooth-shaped.
03:15Like a tooth.
03:17Make sure it fits.
03:21Can't wait to try out these chompers.
03:27Try them out.
03:29Now bring on the peanut brittle.
03:34Get up!
03:35Gotta stay on schedule.
03:37And it's wash time.
03:42Wait, your makeup's not waterproof.
03:47Don't worry.
03:48You just need a shield of sorts.
03:53Place it in front of your hair.
03:56Now add some shampoo and rinse off.
04:07Your hair looks great.
04:09And so does your makeup.
04:12Lucky.
04:13She's got her own kiddie pool.
04:17But she could use a shield too.
04:26Let's start by grabbing an old cap.
04:32This'll do.
04:34Now make a big hole on top.
04:38Try it on.
04:40And wash that scalp.
04:42Just make sure it's a clean cap.
04:46You don't want your hair to get lice.
04:51Who knew prison was so boring?
04:55Life without a phone is just wrong.
04:58Hello?
05:00Where else can you watch fun internet videos?
05:04I mean, besides your computer.
05:13What the?
05:14Oh, it's just a prank.
05:17Hello?
05:18Oh, I guess we can always read.
05:21Maybe she'll have more fun with it.
05:25But first, we need to expect it.
05:31Wait, there's a real phone underneath.
05:34And it's already playing videos.
05:36But to enhance our experience, grab a box.
05:44Poke a hole and place the phone inside.
05:49Place a magnifying glass on top.
05:53And we've got our very own movie projector.
06:03Careful, you'll break a nail.
06:06Oh, now what did I tell you?
06:10Oh, the key's almost in reach.
06:15And Mr. Bones is gonna help us get it.
06:20Come on, just one little femur.
06:24But what's better than an old bone?
06:30A shiny sparkly old bone.
06:37Try to sink your teeth into this.
06:41Of course, when it comes to dogs, sinking their teeth is the whole idea.
06:52Hmm, maybe she'll have better luck.
06:58Anything under the bed?
07:04So that's what's been going bump in the night.
07:10But that chocolate can be molded into whatever we want.
07:16Toilet.
07:17Like a new key.
07:20It's now or never.
07:21Let's see if it works.
07:25Uh-oh.
07:26Well, on the bright side, it's 70% cacao.
07:34Oh, everything's freezing in here.
07:37Including the toilet.
07:38Toilet.
07:42Toilet.
07:42Let's cover the seat with toilet paper.
07:45The 24-carat kind, apparently.
07:52What's a throne without a crown?
07:55Much better.
07:56Here.
07:58Now it's your turn.
08:02Stop!
08:03You're making it colder.
08:04I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
08:09Think.
08:10What helps keep things warm?
08:13It's socks.
08:14Well, it's the best we got.
08:18Add one sock on each side.
08:28Nice and warm.
08:30But what are we going to do for socks?
08:35Oh, tattoos!
08:38Let's try the bag of cash.
08:42Ouch!
08:44Don't you have any temp tattoos?
08:46Ah, roll-on glitter tattoos.
08:49You had us at glitter.
08:53Things are about to get sparkly.
09:00You're like a diamond in the sky.
09:02Wow!
09:09Oh, you even got a tongue tattoo.
09:12So, buddy, do you take walk-ins?
09:18Either way, you gotta pay the piper.
09:22Ooh, a coin.
09:24That gets you a pencil.
09:28Wow!
09:31Draw a shape you like on top.
09:35Now carve the eraser into the shape.
09:40It's a stamp.
09:42But it needs some ink.
09:46Good thing you stepped in paint.
09:50Wow!
09:51This girl's all heart.
09:57Talk about wearing one on your sleeve.
10:00Sort of.
10:01We're wearing this because we're wearing one on your sleeve.
