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No matter if you're rich or poor, being a prisoner is never fun. But we've prepared useful hacks to make jail life easier!
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00:00Uh-huh. I've been craving chocolate all day.
00:07All right, it's 2.50.
00:10Oh, not sure I have enough. Sorry, I owe you.
00:16I don't think so.
00:23Welcome to your apartments, miss.
00:33Not bad.
00:35Seriously?
00:40My cape, warden.
00:50Here you go.
00:53Thanks. Enjoy your bathroom time.
01:04Oh, I smell like a barn.
01:09Huh?
01:10Huh?
01:14It is what it is, right?
01:16Huh?
01:21Uh-huh.
01:23Uh-huh.
01:24Uh-huh.
01:25Hmm.
01:28Huh?
01:29Uh-huh.
01:29Hey!
01:30Where's the towel?
01:31Well, this is ridiculous.
01:40Uh-huh.
01:42Uh-huh.
01:42All mine.
01:44Of course, miss.
01:49Why are you so good at this?
01:52Yay!
01:54I spent all my time in here.
01:55Uh-huh.
01:58Uh-huh.
01:59Uh-huh.
02:01Sorry.
02:02Hmm.
02:04Go.
02:05Uh-huh.
02:05Okay.
02:07Uh-huh.
02:11Uh-huh.
02:13Uh-huh.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:18Uh-huh.
02:19Uh-huh.
02:20Let's see what you've got.
02:23Hmm? Huh? It's movie time!
02:26Hmm?
02:35Hmm… There's nothing to do around here!
02:39Huh?
02:45Mine!
02:47Not again!
02:49Uh-huh! Oh, yeah!
02:54Hey! Shut up with that noise!
03:01Okay…
03:08Well… Better than nothing…
03:21Okay! Thanks!
03:30Is this legit enough for ya?
03:32Yeah!
03:34Let's go!
03:35Got the money!
03:44Yeah…
03:47Done!
03:49Yep! That looks good to me!
03:51Hmm…
03:52Oh, man! I want one of those!
04:00Hmm…
04:01Hmm…
04:01Aww…
04:06Hmm…
04:07Huh? Hey!
04:09Hmm?
04:10Hmm…
04:13Hmm…
04:15Hmm…
04:16Hmm…
04:17Hmm?
04:23Hmm…
04:24Hmm…
04:24Hmm…
04:25Hmm?
04:26Hmm…
04:27Exactly what I need!
04:28Hmm?
04:36Hmm…
04:37Looks like I'm playing tattoo artist today.
04:41Hey!
04:48Cool!
04:50Wow!
04:52You want one too?
04:53Yeah, at least it passes the time.
05:02What's going on here?
05:04Yeah!
05:05Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:08Huh?
05:09Oh!
05:09Woo!
05:10Hey!
05:11Huh?
05:11This is jail, not studio 54!
05:13But look!
05:14Doesn't it look fun?
05:15Huh?
05:16Oh!
05:19FOMO!
05:19I get it!
05:20Mind if I join?
05:21Yeah!
05:23Haha!
05:24Hmm!
05:28Huh?
05:31Huh?
05:32Hmm?
05:33Hmm?
05:33Hmm?
05:34Hmm?
05:35Huh?
05:36Huh?
05:38Huh?
05:39Huh?
05:39The sound of my own thoughts?
05:41Is just too loud.
05:44Huh?
05:45Huh?
05:51Huh?
05:52Hmm?
05:52Hmm?
05:53Hey little guy!
05:54You like to party, right?
05:56Woo!
05:58Woo!
05:58Woo!
05:59Woo!
06:01Woo!
06:01Haha!
06:08It's sure dark in here!
06:10Oh, better!
06:13Hmm...
06:14Hum...
06:18Hmm...
06:19Hmm...
06:33Come with me.
06:35Finally.
06:38Let's go.
06:46Hello.
06:47Hi.
06:50Hmm?
06:52Okay.
06:53Hmm.
06:54Ooh.
06:56Hey, come here.
06:59You got a package.
07:01Thanks.
07:06Ooh.
07:07Croissant.
07:15And my little shovel.
07:35You didn't tell me you could dig like that.
07:43Oh, nope.
07:45I just have to deal.
07:47Huh?
07:48Wow.
08:16I don't know.
08:25All right, ladies. You know the rules. Give me that thing.
08:31That was a gift, dude.
08:33I don't work here to be liked.
08:38Who's that? That's one good-looking cop.
08:43Such kind eyes.
08:45Reporting for duty.
08:47I've got lots of work for ya.
08:52I'm off to the Bahamas.
08:57There's a new sheriff in town.
09:01These things are pretty good.
09:03What was that?
09:05You hear that?
09:08Aw, man. So much for those.
09:14I feel bad about his glasses.
09:17But I can make him a new pair.
09:20Nice!
09:21Hey, Mr. Cop?
09:23What?
09:24Are those glasses?
09:26Thought you could use a new pair!
09:28Wow, these are great!
09:31But I'm not sure they work.
09:34I appreciate the effort, though.
09:38I bet I can help!
09:42I have colored plastic here.
09:45The first step is melting it down.
09:48I just need it to bend a bit.
09:51Ooh, it's hot!
09:54There we go!
09:57Add some hot glue to the end.
09:59And attach it to the other piece.
10:04Ta-da!
10:05Hey!
10:07Huh?
10:08You can have these.
10:10Need a new pair, huh?
10:15They fit pretty well!
10:17Wow!
10:18Cool!
10:19Here you go!
10:20Thanks, man!
10:27This is how you watch a movie!
10:31These sparkles ought to add life to this dull day behind bars!
10:36I'm all out!
10:39My secret stash!
10:41I knew it would come in handy!
10:44What are we working with here?
10:48Get to work, little fellas!
10:52Now it's showtime!
10:55Help!
10:56Help!
10:57What's going on in here?
10:59They're everywhere, officer!
11:02What?
11:05Holy smokes!
11:07I hate roaches!
11:08Move over!
11:11Aren't you gonna call someone?
11:13An exterminator!
11:15Be right back!
11:17He'd better get here fast!
11:21Bugs!
11:22They've invaded the prison!
11:24I'm ready!
11:28Okay!
11:29I'm here, boss!
11:31That way!
11:33I found one!
11:35Don't make any sudden movement!
11:38That ought to do it!
11:39It totally worked!
11:41He went out like a light!
11:48Apply to your heart's content!
11:50I have enough to last a year!
11:52And I can finally be sparkly again!
11:57What else is there to do in this place?
12:01My look is almost complete!
12:07Isn't it just beautiful?
12:12The hearts are here to stay!
12:15You-hoo!
12:17Laundry!
12:19Here you go!
12:23Look at those dance moves!
12:26Time to do some of my own!
12:30Okay…
12:31Anything here need dusting?
12:34Whatcha listening to there?
12:37Way to show off!
12:39How does she carry those around?
12:42I don't look anything like that!
12:47Ugh!
12:48Look at those!
12:50She won't miss one of these!
12:52Or all of them!
12:54Now we're talking!
12:57It's all about the layers, people!
13:02Now for the whole look!
13:04Oh yeah!
13:09Ahem!
13:11Oh, sheriff?
13:13Over here!
13:14Well, thanks to these bad boys!
13:16Now I've got his attention!
13:19Where are you going?
13:21They look different somehow!
13:24I mean, you look different!
13:27Thanks!
13:28I love music!
13:31Unbelievable!
13:32Stupid balloons!
13:37These things are addictive!
13:39What's she reading in there?
13:45Wait!
13:46How long are that girl's arms?
13:49Like what you see, sheriff?
13:50I mean…
13:52Not exactly.
13:53Those feet are nasty!
13:56Well, what's his problem?
13:58My socks!
13:59No wonder he got freaked out!
14:04Oh!
14:05You like my work, huh?
14:06I'm coming in for more!
14:11Cotton blends are my jam!
14:13Could use a little flavor, though.
14:16Bon appetit!
14:18What on earth?
14:20You're really missing out!
14:22Your sock eating days are numbered!
14:27Aw, fine!
14:29Get out of here, you stupid mom!
14:34And stay away!
14:36What am I supposed to do now?
14:42Actually…
14:43Cut out a piece of foam paper.
14:45Then heat it with a straightener.
14:48Then push the square partially through a hole.
14:52Then push a marble through.
14:56See how it molded to it?
14:58Take a piece of foam paper,
15:00and cut it out of the shape of your foot.
15:03Add glue around the holes.
15:06Then fit in those little pieces.
15:09Glue it on your sock.
15:11And you're good to go!
15:13See?
15:15Ta-da!
15:16Aren't these awesome?
15:17Little poppets right on my feet!
15:21What's that?
15:23Cool, right?
15:24Uh…
15:26I'd definitely say so.
15:30Alright, you're clear.
15:32Next up!
15:35Shoes, huh?
15:37Pretty nice.
15:39But they could unlock the cells!
15:45That's it!
15:46I'm getting out of here!
15:49Freedom!
15:51Woohoo!
15:52I can't let these in here!
15:55Price is averted.
15:56This prison's lucky to have me.
16:02What's that?
16:03Mail?
16:05I'm ready!
16:06Coming in hot!
16:09Yes!
16:10I'm so excited!
16:14Whoa!
16:15These heels are incredible!
16:17I sure hope they fit!
16:19Yep!
16:20Perfect!
16:20Now for the walk!
16:22Whoa!
16:28What kind of heels have no heels?
16:31Wait a minute…
16:32My can of soda!
16:35Hey, I'm desperate!
16:37Take the soda can,
16:39And cut it diagonally.
16:41Then use tape to seal the edge.
16:45Perfect!
16:50Now put hot glue where you put the tape.
16:53Then it's time to attach it.
16:55Like my one-of-a-kind heels?
16:57Yeah, I know you're jealous!
17:00This was the best mail day ever!
17:06Huh?
17:08What's that inmate wearing?
17:11What's that inmate wearing?
17:11Never thought of that before!
17:14What's up, handsome?
17:17Howdy!
17:19Hi there!
17:22Say goodbye to the ladies!
17:25Time to move on up!
17:28Congrats on your advancement!
17:31I smell prisoners.
17:35This isn't good.
17:40Alright, I'll just sneak on in.
17:42Time to crawl around down here.
17:46Looks like I'm in the clear.
17:48Come here, horseshoe. I need your good luck.
17:53Hey! What the heck?
17:54Let go! It's mine!
17:57No way! I had it first!
18:00Hold it right there!
18:07At least I got the horseshoe.
18:12I better check this box.
18:15Hm. Is this thing not working?
18:17Eh. It's probably fine.
18:20Hey! A package for us!
18:23Cute! It's a teddy bear!
18:28Is anyone looking? No? Okay!
18:31Teddy snuggled in some contraband.
18:34There's one for each of us!
18:36I've missed soda so much!
18:41What? No way!
18:43I can't believe it!
18:46Come on! Open up!
18:51Ugh! It's just not fair!
18:54Wow. Yeah, that's rough.
18:58Ah. Mine opened just fine.
19:00Here! You can have some!
19:02No way! You're the best!
19:08Whoops! Oh no!
19:10I can't believe it!
19:12You might as well have this back.
19:17Unicorn! Wake up!
19:21It's time for your exercise!
19:26What? Huh?
19:28Get down here!
19:29You ready? Let's go!
19:33All right! We're here!
19:35Unicorn! Enjoy your sports day!
19:39Yes!
19:42I love playing soccer!
19:45Nice! Let me try!
19:47It bounces so nice!
19:51Ooh! Ow! My chin!
19:55Unicorn! Move on to your next exercise!
19:58Ooh! Jump ropes!
20:01All right! Here I go!
20:04Jumping rope is so fun!
20:06And great exercise, too!
20:08Okay! You made it look easy!
20:13Oh! My feet! I'm tangled!
20:16Ooh! Ouch!
20:18Dumb jump rope!
20:21Unicorns! Time for weightlifting!
20:24Yes! I love free weights!
20:30My arms are gonna be so strong!
20:34Okay, you do your reps now!
20:38Oh my gosh! They're so heavy!
20:40How are you so strong?
20:43No! My toes!
20:46Owie! Owie! Owie!
20:48Are you okay? That must've hurt!
20:51Unicorns! Back to your cell!
20:54I really didn't like sport day…
20:58Everything hurts…
21:03Here! Take a drink! That'll help!
21:09Ow! Stop pulling!
21:11Unicorn! Stop fighting and behave!
21:14Oh, sorry. We'll be good…
21:17Honestly… Unicorns are the worst prisoners!
21:26Hey! She dropped her cell phone!
21:29Yes! What a lucky break!
21:33Look what I've got!
21:38Hey! Hey! Can I use it for a bit?
21:41Uh, no. Get your own phone!
21:43Get your own phone? How am I supposed to do that?
21:49Oh! The janitor!
21:52Psst! Hey! Hey you!
21:54Do you have a phone?
21:55I might! But it'll cost you!
21:59Um… Let's see what I've got!
22:01I've got this cookie!
22:02Well… A piece of cookie!
22:04Why would you think I'd want that?
22:08Fine! It's a good cookie, though!
22:16Oh! How about this gold coin?
22:21Hmm…
22:22Okay. This'll work.
22:24If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.
22:28Wait! What the heck is this?
22:30This isn't a phone!
22:33This is candy!
22:35Man…
22:37Well, at least the lollipop is tasty.
22:41Alright, go on in.
22:47Hey! Where did this wrapper come from?
22:49It's stuck to my shoe!
22:53There's chocolate all over my shoe now!
22:58Wait a second… There's chocolate on my shoe!
23:01I haven't had chocolate in forever!
23:04I can't believe you're just licking your shoe!
23:07You think you're so great! Take this!
23:12Hey! My burger!
23:14Here it comes!
23:21I got it all!
23:25Are you kidding me?
23:27Too bad for you!
23:34I'm hungry!
23:36Hey! Here comes our breakfast!
23:41Yes! Cereal is the best!
23:46Hey! What's that?
23:47Something fell into my bowl!
23:49No way! It's a get-out-of-jail-for-a-day coupon!
23:53Wow! Maybe there's one in there for me, too!
23:57What? There's not even cereal in here for me!
24:01Ahhhh! A roach! It's a giant roach!
24:06It's coming this way! It's trying to get me!
24:10I'm gonna have to stay up here forever!
24:13Wow! Well, enjoy your time up there, I guess!
24:19It's been 30 days!
24:23Shoot! I'm out of chalk!
24:29My tea is nice and hot!
24:34It smells good, too!
24:37This looks like a good place to hang this!
24:42All right. Good enough!
24:47Huh? What's that noise?
24:49Awww! Are you kidding me?
24:52Pieces of the ceiling are everywhere!
24:57Pieces of the ceiling are everywhere!
24:58What the?
25:02Gross! There was ceiling in my tea!
25:07Oh! I think this'll solve my chalk problem!
25:11Yep! It definitely works!
25:14Finished! Now I can hang it up!
25:19I think I need to brush my teeth!
25:24Being in jail is no reason to have poor dental hygiene!
25:28I like having clean teeth!
25:30Oh! I should file my nails, too!
25:36Unicorn magic sure is nice!
25:38All right! The sink is all yours!
25:42Clean teeth are the best!
25:45Hey! Check out what I can do!
25:49I can balance this on my head!
25:50Oops!
25:52That was not good!
25:54Oh no! My hair is all tangled off!
25:57I'll have to tug it out!
25:59Oh no! My beautiful hair!
26:03I'm bald!
26:06Ah! I'm sleepy!
26:11Is she asleep? Now's my chance!
26:16Tiptoe time!
26:20Now's my chance!
26:22Her bed is to go to my hand!
26:22It's the lucky horseshoe!
26:24Heey! These!
26:27Whoa! We're out of jail!
26:29Quick, put it back!
26:31Let's get out of here!
26:33Huh?
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