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00:00:27I'll see you next time
00:00:45I'll see you next time
00:01:05I'll see you next time
00:01:52I'll see you next time
00:01:53I'll see you next time
00:02:00I'll see you next time
00:02:33I'll see you next time
00:03:01Lisa, I am so glad to finally meet you
00:03:05I'm really excited about us getting to know each other
00:03:07Your dad tells me all sorts of things about you
00:03:11And of course I know all about you already, mister
00:03:13I wash your sheets
00:03:16That's my boy
00:03:18Oh, um, I hope you don't mind sharing a room
00:03:21For God's sake, so you kids used to bathe together
00:03:24Yeah, that was fun
00:03:26We're making the spare room into a beautiful sitting room
00:03:30For sitting?
00:03:31Yes
00:03:33What else?
00:03:34That's it
00:03:36That's it?
00:03:37Yes
00:03:40Lisa, I know this is new for you
00:03:41But I want you to know Doris is here to stay
00:03:44You're gonna fall in love with her
00:03:45Just like I have
00:03:46Oh, Doris actually cooks
00:03:51How did you guys meet?
00:03:53Well, I was at a gas station
00:03:55Your mother had just sent me divorce papers
00:03:57And I saw this pathetic looking man just leaning on the counter
00:04:01That was me
00:04:02And I leaned in and I said
00:04:04I like your look
00:04:07She took me to a hotel
00:04:09We drank and drank
00:04:10And she talked me through everything
00:04:12I had just finished an online course in psychology
00:04:14I finally felt like I could let everything out without feeling judged
00:04:18And we've been going strong ever since
00:04:21She's the one, kids
00:04:22Well, I'm happy for you guys
00:04:28Oh, honey
00:04:29I'm running so late
00:04:32Anything?
00:04:34Sharp as a rock
00:04:35Now I've got a rock for you
00:04:42Bye, Dad
00:04:43It's Frank
00:05:04It's Frank
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00:05:52I don't know.
00:06:04God damn it, don't, that's...
00:06:05It's all about the follow through.
00:06:07You sound just like Katie.
00:06:09Oh yeah?
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10She wasn't saying that last night when I'm...
00:06:13Oh yeah!
00:06:14That's my girlfriend.
00:06:14You like that?
00:06:16You like your dick?
00:06:17Okay, you know she wouldn't do that.
00:06:18She's a good girl, she's fucking good.
00:06:20She's gonna suck that trash she has to do.
00:06:22Oh yeah?
00:06:23Yeah.
00:06:23She's saying that now,
00:06:24but she recycled my cum last night.
00:06:32Hello, welcome to Speedway Market.
00:06:35Touch my dick.
00:06:36Touch your dick.
00:06:38Touch your dick.
00:06:41You know they say raisins are an aphrodisiac.
00:06:44They do?
00:06:46No.
00:06:48Chocolate is so.
00:06:50I hate chocolate.
00:06:52Oh.
00:06:56Remember that time you broke your dick?
00:06:57You broke into Mom's Halloween candy,
00:06:59and she made you eat the whole bag?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:04Yeah, that was funny.
00:07:13Thanks.
00:07:24Oh, uh...
00:07:25Got a little something.
00:07:25What is it?
00:07:27I think it's just bite grease.
00:07:31Got it.
00:07:33Thanks.
00:07:34Anything for the pretty lady.
00:07:48Hi.
00:07:49Hey.
00:07:53That's $7.85?
00:07:57Keep the change.
00:07:59Uh, I can.
00:08:00It messes up the drawer.
00:08:02Just keep it.
00:08:05But it messes up the drawer.
00:08:21I could have used that.
00:08:23What the fuck?
00:08:24It's just $2.
00:08:25What's the big deal?
00:08:26Yeah?
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Katie only takes cash.
00:08:28I don't know about it.
00:08:29Oh, yeah.
00:08:30Oh, yeah.
00:08:30You like me.
00:08:31Oh, you get upset.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:32You're okay.
00:08:35Uh-huh.
00:08:36Uh-huh.
00:08:37Uh-huh.
00:08:41Uh-huh.
00:08:42Don't fall.
00:08:43Stop.
00:08:44That's cheating.
00:08:45Don't fall.
00:08:55Oh!
00:08:57What?
00:08:59Chicken butt.
00:09:01Nice.
00:09:04Mom said hi.
00:09:08Hi.
00:09:10You should tell her that.
00:09:13I would.
00:09:14If I even knew what she looked like anymore.
00:09:17Oh, come on.
00:09:22Checkmate.
00:09:23That's not what that means.
00:09:29I wish you'd visit.
00:09:33You look different.
00:09:35What?
00:09:36I don't know.
00:09:38Could it be my charming good looks?
00:09:41Or my sensitive eyes?
00:09:44Or my ability to chug a forty-four eyes?
00:09:46Do it.
00:09:51Oh, no.
00:09:52You're not gonna...
00:09:54No, you can't.
00:09:54Oh!
00:09:55Oh, no.
00:09:55Oh, yes.
00:09:56Oh.
00:10:15Oh, yes.
00:10:20Oh, yes.
00:10:22is nice too, but here's the thing.
00:10:25About half of men over 40
00:10:26have some degree of erectile dysfunction.
00:10:28Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy
00:10:30enough for sex. Do not take Viagra
00:10:32if you take nitrates for chest pain.
00:10:34My name's Lisa and I
00:10:36got back. My name is Tony
00:10:38and I got back.
00:10:40Prove it!
00:10:42Repile!
00:10:44Doctrine
00:10:47Just to make
00:10:48me worse
00:10:50that you once
00:10:51shared with me
00:10:55all the plans
00:10:58that we made
00:11:06How you feeling?
00:11:09The toilet looks like I pissed
00:11:10blue ink.
00:11:16I lied.
00:11:18You don't look different
00:11:20You look the same
00:11:21the same as always
00:11:27Would you want to watch something?
00:11:29Yeah
00:11:51I'm really glad you're here.
00:11:54Love you, Tony.
00:12:07What?
00:12:08I don't know.
00:12:38I don't know.
00:12:44Tony!
00:12:48Are you awake?
00:12:50No, I was sleeping.
00:12:53I just heard a sound.
00:12:57That's weird.
00:12:59Did you hear that?
00:13:00No.
00:13:02Was that you?
00:13:04No, you're hearing things.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:11Goodnight.
00:13:15Love you.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:19Love you. Love you too.
00:13:46Love you too.
00:13:59hey I'm not here you know what they say a bird's gotta fly and this time it's
00:14:05to Cancun baby I probably won't get back to you cuz I'm having the time of my
00:14:10life hey peaches oh hey dad call me Frank
00:14:18want a peach no I'm okay I'm gonna get you one anyways so uh shouldn't you be in
00:14:27school or something it's summer all right do you need um tampons for anything no
00:14:34I'm okay you sure Doris has a button um I'm set seriously that girl bleeds like
00:14:42she's been mauled by a bear geez too bad I'm the bear are you having a sex or
00:14:54anything no I would never oh great great that's good you like your room yeah it's
00:15:01fun having a roomie especially a roomie you can't have sex with yeah hey it's
00:15:12really important to me that you and Doris get along she's new to the whole
00:15:17stepmom thing yeah of course she seems nice you seem happy dad please call me
00:15:26Frank why Doris calls me dad in the bedroom
00:15:30you mean daddy no I mean dad so it's really kind of weird when you guys say it
00:15:37got it
00:15:38Uh-huh.
00:16:09Oh, hey, Lisa. No, no, no problem. Come in.
00:16:11Are you sure?
00:16:13Yeah, yeah. Is everything okay?
00:16:17Yeah, I just, I have to...
00:16:19Oh, okay.
00:16:21Yeah.
00:17:00Oh, what'd I miss?
00:17:03Just a perfectly normal pee.
00:17:09How's the swimming?
00:17:12Yeah, exactly how it looks.
00:17:15Want to try?
00:17:20Uh...
00:17:21Sure.
00:17:22That wouldn't be weird.
00:17:26No, shower rules.
00:17:50This is nice.
00:17:52It's warm.
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:57You come here often?
00:18:00Not enough.
00:18:02Me either.
00:18:04Wash, wash, wash.
00:18:06I know what you're doing at work.
00:18:08Oh, because you do not need to push it again.
00:18:11Whatever you fucking flirt in front of me all the time,
00:18:13I know what you do when you're by yourself.
00:18:16Hey, there's something on your face.
00:18:22You're going to ruin the cupcakes.
00:18:25No.
00:18:33What are you guys doing?
00:18:36Nothing.
00:18:37Clean yourselves up for God's sake.
00:18:38Get ready for dinner.
00:18:39And do not expect dessert.
00:18:41Yes, ma'am.
00:18:42Don't call me ma'am.
00:18:43Yes, mommy.
00:18:46Oh, crazy.
00:18:47Let's do that.
00:18:48Let's do that.
00:18:48Call me crazy.
00:18:49Hey.
00:18:50You're crazy.
00:18:50Don't call me crazy.
00:18:51You're sweet.
00:18:51Great.
00:18:52You're insane.
00:18:52Stop.
00:18:53You're insane.
00:18:56They're everywhere.
00:18:59Yeah.
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:23Morning, darling.
00:19:23Oh, fuck!
00:19:24Oh, my God.
00:19:26You are startling.
00:19:27Uh, good morning.
00:19:29Sorry.
00:19:30Sorry.
00:19:30Here, eat.
00:19:31You hungry?
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:32I'm good.
00:19:34Mmm.
00:19:35Mmm.
00:19:38So, you look nice.
00:19:39What are you up to today?
00:19:40Mmm, just going to Johnny's friend's house.
00:19:42Fun.
00:19:43Mm-hmm.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:46Mmm.
00:19:48Mmm.
00:19:48Mmm.
00:19:49Sometimes, I eat to fill a void.
00:19:53You ever do that?
00:19:55Mmm, maybe.
00:19:55I like it.
00:19:58The way it feels when my tummy gets hard.
00:20:02Mmm.
00:20:03Yeah?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:05It's filling.
00:20:08Oh.
00:20:09I know what you mean.
00:20:10Mmm.
00:20:13Mmm.
00:20:13Your dad really likes you here.
00:20:15And Tony, I know, loves it.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:17Well, I miss them, too.
00:20:21You should move in with us your junior year.
00:20:26Oh, um, I would, but that would mean my mom would be alone, and I should just visit more.
00:20:34Mmm.
00:20:35I know she doesn't make it easy.
00:20:40She's just going through a lot of stuff, so.
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:43Well.
00:20:44But you're great.
00:20:45I mean, I know I just met you, but, uh, Frank seems really happy.
00:20:49I love making him happy.
00:20:51That's great.
00:20:54My mom would hate if she saw what I've been eating.
00:20:56Well, eat up, honey.
00:20:58Men love something to grab onto.
00:21:01These cinnamon rolls are really good.
00:21:03Did you put something else in it?
00:21:05Sugar.
00:21:05Sure.
00:21:06A lot of it.
00:21:08Byey.
00:22:12Hey, Tony.
00:22:14Hi.
00:22:15Hey, will you come to the kitchen with me?
00:22:17Why?
00:22:18I have a question about the look of the chicken.
00:22:22Well, ask Chad.
00:22:24He's the one who goes to culinary school.
00:22:30He's busy.
00:22:31Let's go.
00:22:32Come on.
00:22:33Come on.
00:22:33Follow me.
00:22:34Follow me.
00:22:47Pretend you're looking at the chicken.
00:22:49Why?
00:22:51What the hell, man?
00:22:52What's the deal with you and that hottie glazed in a sweet layer of polyester and insecurity?
00:22:59Oh, come on.
00:23:01Well, are you gonna?
00:23:03No, that's my sister.
00:23:07What?
00:23:09That's Lisa?
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:13Oh, man.
00:23:15And she's your half-sister, right?
00:23:17No, she's my full sister.
00:23:20Oh.
00:23:22If I didn't know.
00:23:27What are you doing?
00:23:28I went down on my cousin once at Thanksgiving.
00:23:32Not like under the table, but it was in my Mimi's room.
00:23:35And it's hard to tell the difference between the common me and the others, you know?
00:23:41No.
00:23:48Hey, Ched.
00:23:49Ched.
00:23:51Ched.
00:23:52Ched.
00:23:52Ched.
00:23:53Ched.
00:23:53Ched.
00:23:53Ched.
00:23:54Ched.
00:23:54What's your deal, fuckbrain?
00:23:56Hey, hey.
00:23:56Don't.
00:23:57Ladies, don't fight.
00:23:59But do.
00:24:00But don't.
00:24:00But if you do, use a banana.
00:24:03Get me a plantain.
00:24:05I want it to hurt.
00:24:10So what do you think of the chicken?
00:24:21Didn't know you smoked?
00:24:23Oh, I don't.
00:24:24Oh.
00:24:25Yeah, just pretend.
00:24:30Oh.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:33Kind of just makes me feel cool.
00:24:36Can I try?
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:46Jeez, slow down, vacuum mouth.
00:24:48It's not a doobie.
00:24:50I don't know if I like that.
00:24:54Yeah, me neither.
00:25:03What you doing, little squirrel?
00:25:06I bet we could both fit into this jacket.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:30This is how I want to spend the rest of my days.
00:25:33Driving down the street, listening to the radio in my cool car, and looking at pretty girls.
00:25:39You're a fucking loser.
00:25:43Daddy's home, you stupid butts.
00:25:50Hey!
00:25:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:25:57A couple of losers in a sausage pack.
00:26:02Dude.
00:26:03Dude.
00:26:04Ladies, this is Scrub, and get with the man.
00:26:07The king.
00:26:07The father.
00:26:09Mercedes.
00:26:10Why are you guys even here?
00:26:12Better question.
00:26:13Why are you guys even alive?
00:26:14Oh, I forgot to say hi to my buddy, Brian.
00:26:19No, shit!
00:26:28Did you put something on me?
00:26:31Lisa.
00:26:32Don't pee.
00:26:34I don't want to win.
00:26:37You're cheeked.
00:26:42You little bitch.
00:26:43You like that, Brian?
00:26:44Huh?
00:26:45Tap out, bitch.
00:26:46Tap out.
00:26:49Yeah, you like that, bitch?
00:26:51Stop, man!
00:26:52Oh, what's up, losers?
00:26:54You can't just come in here!
00:26:56We can do whatever you want, fatty.
00:27:00If I'm fucking your sister, I can come into the house, and I can come into the house.
00:27:04Yeah!
00:27:04Give it up!
00:27:07Boy, boy!
00:27:08Hey, girl, you like hot dogs?
00:27:09Dude, that's my sister.
00:27:11I like extra mayo and chili on mine.
00:27:14Gross.
00:27:17Sorry we didn't introduce ourselves.
00:27:18My name's Bleach, and this is Mercedes.
00:27:21Kiss, kiss.
00:27:22Whatever.
00:27:22Your name's Jason and Mark.
00:27:24Two of the most generic-ass fucking names on the planet.
00:27:29The fuck did you just say to me?
00:27:31I got it.
00:27:32Oh, my God!
00:27:34I got it!
00:27:34I got it!
00:27:35Get it out!
00:27:35Get it out!
00:27:36Get it out!
00:27:37Get it out!
00:27:37I got it!
00:27:37I got it!
00:27:37I got it!
00:27:40Hey, babe.
00:27:46Hey, babe.
00:27:54What the fuck is going on in here?
00:27:56These two tall-ass mighty ducks came in and ruined our hang.
00:28:00Where's my snack?
00:28:05Be cool, Brian.
00:28:06It's not like Mom's even gonna be home for like two days or whatever,
00:28:08so why don't you just shut the fuck up for once?
00:28:10Whatever. We can go hang in my room.
00:28:12Wait. Who is this little girl?
00:28:16This is my sister.
00:28:17Whoa, is she fucking asking you, bro?
00:28:19No. Go ahead, babe.
00:28:22Let me guess.
00:28:23You're his sister and you're visiting for the weekend
00:28:26and you're feeling really displaced because you don't know anybody here,
00:28:30which is making you really uncomfortable,
00:28:32and now you're starting to miss Mommy.
00:28:37Kinda.
00:28:43Mmm, that sucks.
00:28:48Hey, you wanna leave?
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:51Uh, hey guys. We're gonna bounce.
00:28:54Damn it, Sydney! You ruined fucking everything!
00:28:57Kate Spade slut.
00:28:59Excuse me?
00:29:00Nothing, nothing, nothing!
00:29:02Nothing, nothing!
00:29:03Come on!
00:29:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:29:10ha.
00:29:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:29:21ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:29:21ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:29:27ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:29:30ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:29:33ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:29:44No.
00:29:48You ever notice how playgrounds smell like blood?
00:29:53Yeah, kind of do.
00:29:56Are you grossed out by blood?
00:29:59Yeah, I guess so.
00:30:00I think it'd be weird if I said I loved blood.
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:06You think you'd ever be grossed out by my blood?
00:30:13No.
00:30:16Your blood's my blood.
00:30:32So how was your day?
00:30:34Good.
00:30:34Just hung out with some friends.
00:30:36Which friends?
00:30:37Just Brian and Ched and his weird lizard girls.
00:30:42I love lizards.
00:30:43Of course you do, baby.
00:30:47So, Lisa, what'd you think of Brian and Ched?
00:30:51They're fine.
00:30:53You can say it.
00:30:55Say what?
00:30:55They're fucking losers.
00:30:58Frank.
00:30:59I'm just kidding.
00:31:03You're a fucking loser, Dad.
00:31:05Excuse me?
00:31:07I'm just kidding.
00:31:11Lisa, do you miss home?
00:31:14No, uh, not really.
00:31:16Good.
00:31:20Good.
00:31:21That's why I think it'd be fun if you just moved in with us your junior year.
00:31:26Yeah!
00:31:28I mean, it'd be cool.
00:31:29You know?
00:31:30Living with Mom sucks, and living with us would be...
00:31:34I mean, Doris cooks great food.
00:31:37And you're cool.
00:31:42Yeah, uh, maybe.
00:31:44I think it's an interesting idea.
00:31:46I mean, as long as you're able to handle my jokes and share your tampons with your brother here every
00:31:52once in a while.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54Frank.
00:32:00I don't even use tampons.
00:32:04Oh.
00:32:05Honey.
00:32:07I just free bleed.
00:32:08Ew.
00:32:11I'm...
00:32:12I'm just kidding.
00:32:15Not very funny.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:25So this is creative mode.
00:32:28So you just go around, build houses, tend to your chickens, cows...
00:32:34Here, check this out. You see all these dogs?
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:37You can hit them.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:40What?
00:32:41Did you see why I have so many?
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45Jesus.
00:32:47Where'd they go?
00:32:48I killed them.
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:50No, no, it's not, it's not real. Look.
00:32:53What are you doing?
00:32:55I...
00:32:55I thought that would make it better.
00:32:57Jesus.
00:32:58I'm sorry.
00:32:59I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:33:00I didn't know you'd feel so passionate about it.
00:33:03It's fine.
00:33:09Look, they're all back.
00:33:12Better?
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:16I have too many fucking dogs.
00:33:18Good.
00:33:26I need to go to bed.
00:33:27Right now.
00:33:32Okay.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:34Well, uh...
00:33:37Goodnight.
00:33:58Oh, they're all...
00:33:59I don't know.
00:34:02Fuck you.
00:34:03Oh, real?
00:34:03Fuck you.
00:34:06Oh, there's no drama queen.
00:34:07Fuck you!
00:34:08Drama queen?
00:34:09Never kiss me!
00:34:12Oh, yeah.
00:34:13Whatever.
00:34:13Fuck you!
00:34:14Fuck you!
00:34:15We could like you.
00:34:17Well, we could like you because maybe you were a little more fucking likeable.
00:34:21Yeah, figure out how to be a white person.
00:34:22Then maybe figure out how to be a mother.
00:34:24I win, I win, I win, I win, I win!
00:34:26Yay! Tony, surprise.
00:34:31I'm only a mess, too. You're here.
00:34:33No, I'm not the reason you're a mess.
00:34:35You're the reason that you are a fucking mess.
00:34:38This place is a mess, I'm sick of this.
00:34:40Whatever, man.
00:34:41Well, I'm sick of this so much more than you are.
00:34:44You cannot be half as sick of it as I am.
00:34:46Whatever, I'm done with this. I'm so through.
00:34:50What do you think you're doing?
00:34:54Uh, I...
00:34:55You're not thinking. That's what you're doing.
00:34:57Rachel, leave him alone.
00:34:59You're just like him.
00:35:04Don't take it out on the boy.
00:35:05Hey, Tony.
00:35:07Rice to cheese treat whoever once gets all my candy.
00:35:09Oh, it's on!
00:35:10Anything anymore.
00:35:12How dare we be able to get out of bed.
00:35:14Did you know that?
00:35:15Well, only when you get out of bed.
00:35:25Well, only when you get out of bed.
00:35:30What's happening?
00:35:31Why are you trading in this world?
00:35:31With our three stolons and 싶은데 cranes.
00:35:38Oh, look, that's what's happening.
00:35:43Don't take it Leben at night.
00:35:45Don't take it awhile.
00:35:46Don't take it!
00:35:50Don't take it away!
00:35:52Well, don't take it!
00:35:56Don't take it away.
00:35:58Come inside me, and get high on you tonight.
00:36:07Years went by, we met again like strangers do.
00:36:13A secret dream of mine has come true.
00:36:16I'm lying here with me, and I wanna get high on you tonight.
00:36:26Oh, lay down you beside me.
00:36:30Let me take your love beside me.
00:36:34Take it high on you.
00:37:01Let me take it high on you tonight.
00:37:02Years went by, we met again like strangers do.
00:37:08I don't know why...
00:37:10...
00:37:11...
00:37:23...
00:37:40Hey, kiddo.
00:37:42Oh, uh, hey, Frank.
00:37:45How's the sitting?
00:37:46It hurts.
00:37:48Mud butt is not made for sitting.
00:37:49It's made for standing and looking pretty.
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:55Welcome to my paradise.
00:38:03This is nice.
00:38:05It's like you have your own little getaway.
00:38:08Well, to be honest,
00:38:11it's not really going to be a sitting room.
00:38:14I'm going to turn it into a secret cooking room for Doris.
00:38:20Shouldn't that be in the kitchen?
00:38:22No, no.
00:38:23I'm going to redo the whole room, put a kitchen in it.
00:38:25Put a bunch of cutting board space over there.
00:38:28I'll have a vent that goes up to the ceiling.
00:38:31She can have her gals over whenever she wants.
00:38:33They can take up as much space as they want.
00:38:36Hmm.
00:38:36So I'll be like a little getaway kitchen.
00:38:40Exactly.
00:38:42You must really love her.
00:38:45All her words aren't my favorite words, but, yeah.
00:38:49I really do love her.
00:38:54Sleep well?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:58You?
00:38:58Oh, hell yeah.
00:39:05Isn't it nice?
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:14I'm happy you're here, kiddo.
00:39:18Me too, Frank.
00:39:21Me too.
00:39:21I'm happy you're here, kiddo.
00:39:33Tony.
00:39:35Tony.
00:39:38Tony.
00:39:38Tony.
00:39:43What?
00:39:45Hi.
00:39:47Hey.
00:39:49You're going to come to breakfast?
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:54Okay.
00:40:00Love you.
00:40:02Yeah, I know.
00:40:18You know, your friends are always welcome over here.
00:40:21Yeah, we know.
00:40:24I just love a good excuse to make more casserole.
00:40:27Yeah, it's just Brian has a...
00:40:29It's a party, Doris.
00:40:31Oh, a party.
00:40:33Lisa, you want to borrow a dress later?
00:40:35They're all tight.
00:40:37The boys love tight.
00:40:38Isn't that right, son?
00:40:39Yeah, we, like, tight.
00:40:42I'll wear this.
00:40:45Oof.
00:40:46You okay, honey?
00:40:47Yeah, just slippery hands.
00:40:50Well, don't dry those hands off.
00:40:52What?
00:40:53Oh, come on.
00:40:54You shut up now, you dirty man.
00:40:57Doris, do you want any help?
00:40:59I got it.
00:41:00Thanks, sweetie.
00:41:02Now look at that, kids.
00:41:04A pretty woman looking sexy every day.
00:41:09My sweet, precious fruit of my loins.
00:41:12This is it.
00:41:14This is the life.
00:41:16To find someone who makes you like this peach.
00:41:22To find someone who's soft and ready to burst.
00:41:26And when they burst, you don't mind getting a little messy.
00:41:32Frank, I hear you.
00:41:34What?
00:41:34I'm teaching my kids something.
00:41:37Life lessons.
00:41:38Sharing something special.
00:41:39Don't listen to him.
00:41:41He's just a dirty old horn dog.
00:41:44Frank, you can't just talk to them like that.
00:41:47What?
00:41:47They get it.
00:41:49I do agree.
00:41:50A love like this is special.
00:41:53Everyone deserves it.
00:41:55It can be hard, but...
00:41:56You know what helps?
00:41:57It's tight dresses.
00:42:00Are you sure you don't want to borrow something, sweetie?
00:42:02Um, I feel comfortable in this.
00:42:07She doesn't need tight dresses to look pretty.
00:42:10She's already perfectly wrapped in her own skin.
00:42:17That is a scary pick-up, Lodge, son.
00:42:21You want to go?
00:42:27Doris, what are you putting in these potatoes?
00:42:30These are unreal.
00:42:46Hey, sis.
00:42:48You ready?
00:42:49Yeah, in just a second.
00:42:52You look fine.
00:42:53You look very pretty.
00:42:56I don't really feel pretty today.
00:43:01Hang on.
00:43:19Here.
00:43:23Good?
00:43:25Yes.
00:43:26I have more.
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29Yeah, but you have to keep wearing this if you want more.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:38Fine.
00:43:39Cool.
00:43:40I'll be downstairs.
00:43:42Okay?
00:43:43Same you, same candy.
00:43:44Yeah?
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46Okay, cool.
00:43:47Okay.
00:44:02Okay.
00:44:08Okay.
00:44:16Frank?
00:44:18Oh, hey Tony.
00:44:22What's up?
00:44:24Just sitting.
00:44:26Isn't that what the sitting room's for?
00:44:29Hurts my butt to sit on the ground all the time.
00:44:34Hmm.
00:44:52I don't think I've ever talked with you about man stuff.
00:44:58No need.
00:44:59I got it.
00:45:03Well, my best advice to you
00:45:06is to always tell the person you love that you do.
00:45:10That's good advice.
00:45:13Yeah, men aren't always hard.
00:45:15I've never had a problem in that way,
00:45:17and your blood is my blood, so...
00:45:19Yeah, got it.
00:45:24Do you mind doing me a favor, son?
00:45:27Sure.
00:45:28Today is a special day for Doris.
00:45:32Oh, is it a birthday?
00:45:32Oh, I have no idea when that is.
00:45:36I bought her a bunch of new cooking books,
00:45:39and she's going to go crazy
00:45:40when she sees how many I got her.
00:45:42That's really nice.
00:45:45Do you think you could set up the bathroom
00:45:47with some candles?
00:45:48I'd do it myself, but...
00:45:50Yeah, sure.
00:45:52Great.
00:45:54What's that?
00:45:55Oh, I miss the annual Peachin Music Festival this year.
00:46:03It's just really frustrating.
00:46:17It's just really frustrating.
00:46:32What are you doing?
00:46:34Oh, uh...
00:46:36Date night for Dad.
00:46:38Cute.
00:47:01You are no match for us.
00:47:03I'm Princess Fairy Sparkle.
00:47:05Where do you think you're going to go?
00:47:07No.
00:47:08No, no, no.
00:47:08Get down!
00:47:10Attack pony!
00:47:11No, Rachel, this is not fair.
00:47:13You cannot do this.
00:47:15You have no idea what you're doing.
00:47:17Rachel, come on!
00:47:18Get back!
00:47:20This is ridiculous!
00:47:21Boom!
00:47:22He's still not down!
00:47:25Come on, Lisa, let's go.
00:47:26Right now, let's go.
00:47:27Come on.
00:47:29Tony!
00:47:31Come on!
00:47:32Tony!
00:47:33Tony!
00:47:46We need to go!
00:47:48Woo!
00:48:50Good job.
00:48:59What's up, man?
00:49:00Chad failed his culinary training program.
00:49:03Aw, dude.
00:49:04And his two goth girls dumped him.
00:49:07Oh, no.
00:49:09I want to get fucked up tonight.
00:49:11Hey, shut the fuck up, Brian. Fuck you.
00:49:14What did I say? What the fuck did I say?
00:49:15Hey, did you guys get invited to that party tonight?
00:49:17You got invited to a party?
00:49:19Yeah, from some chick named Magnificent Pleasure.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25See you. See you.
00:49:28Fuck.
00:49:29Yeah, I pinned that down real nice.
00:49:33She looks nice.
00:49:35Oh, of course she does.
00:49:36She wants a penis inside of her.
00:49:38Do you want to go?
00:49:39No, I don't want to go if that bitch is going.
00:49:41What the fuck is going on in here?
00:49:43What are you guys looking at?
00:49:45No, nothing.
00:49:46Uh, just saw that party invite.
00:49:49So are you guys coming?
00:49:50Sure.
00:49:52I felt bad about the other night.
00:49:53I just wanted you guys to see how cool I am.
00:49:57Whatever.
00:49:57You just want me to drive.
00:49:59Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:00Because I'm going to get fucked up tonight.
00:50:03What if he said he wouldn't drive you?
00:50:05Oh, well then I would just tell everyone that little Brian over there-
00:50:08Shut up!
00:50:09Lisa, it's nothing.
00:50:11Oh, you know what?
00:50:11I almost forgot to mention.
00:50:13Charlie's going to be there.
00:50:15Ooh, Charlie's going to be there.
00:50:17Yeah, man.
00:50:17Wouldn't want to miss out on that good old D-sucking.
00:50:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:21Okay, fine.
00:50:23We'll go and I'll drive.
00:50:24But I don't like one bit of it.
00:50:25Except Charlie.
00:50:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:29I will burn it.
00:50:30I will burn this.
00:50:31What are you wearing?
00:50:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:32No.
00:50:33Come on, man.
00:50:33You know he's sensitive about that.
00:50:35Quit it.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:35You are not wearing that.
00:50:38What should I wear?
00:50:39I think she looks great.
00:50:41Are you a girl?
00:50:42No.
00:50:42Sorry.
00:50:43Come with me right now.
00:50:45I just gave it back to her.
00:50:46Okay.
00:50:47Hey, that's enough.
00:50:48That's not enough.
00:50:49That is enough.
00:50:53Here you go.
00:50:57Pick one.
00:50:59It's fine.
00:51:00I mean, I feel comfortable in this.
00:51:02Do it.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:09Great.
00:51:11Okay.
00:51:12Well, I'll be right back.
00:51:13No.
00:51:14Just change in here.
00:51:16What?
00:51:16Do you have, like, chest hair or something?
00:51:21No.
00:51:24Okay.
00:51:25Okay.
00:51:26Um.
00:51:50That'll be fine.
00:51:53Thanks.
00:51:58Well, I have to get changed, so.
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:06Oh.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:08Yeah.
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:16You see it right there.
00:52:17Yeah.
00:52:18See?
00:52:18Yeah, I could cook something with that.
00:52:20Hey, guys.
00:52:23Huh.
00:52:24My sister lets you wear the dress she miscarried in.
00:52:27What?
00:52:31I think it looks nice.
00:52:34Thanks.
00:52:35Okay, bitches.
00:52:36Come on.
00:52:36Let's go.
00:52:37It's so early.
00:52:38I said I want to go.
00:52:40I'm not even ready yet.
00:52:42Yes, you are.
00:52:42You look like shit.
00:52:43Isn't that your thing?
00:52:44Ugh.
00:52:45All right.
00:52:45Let's get this over with.
00:52:48Okay.
00:53:05How long do I have to stay?
00:53:07As long as I want.
00:53:08Really?
00:53:09Hey, come on.
00:53:10That girl's gonna be there.
00:53:13Okay.
00:53:14Hold on.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:45Woof.
00:53:50so this is the okay my dad ate a bug one
00:53:55why i don't know it's like a waza i guess
00:53:58why do you eat that
00:53:59because it's a maca
00:54:00oh
00:54:00god hates parties
00:54:02god hates parties
00:54:05god hates parties
00:54:08god hates parties
00:54:10god hates parties
00:54:12don't do not it's a fucking party
00:54:41you guys
00:54:44you guys even like bananas
00:54:46yeah
00:54:47nice
00:54:48nice
00:54:53thank you
00:54:55thank you
00:54:56thank you
00:54:57thank you
00:54:58thank you
00:55:03yeah
00:55:03Yeah!
00:55:22Charlie! Charlie!
00:55:24Hey, Brian.
00:55:25It's, uh, it's good to see you.
00:55:29And you look good tonight.
00:55:32I know.
00:55:34Well, if it is a little baby, Brian.
00:55:38Hey, you little baby!
00:55:39Oh, hey, stop.
00:55:40And Errol, stop.
00:55:42Please, stop. Just stop.
00:55:44Uh, hey, I'm Tony.
00:55:46Hey.
00:55:49Uh, this is my sister, Lisa.
00:55:51Hey.
00:55:52Lisa, where are you from?
00:55:53Florida.
00:55:54What are you doing here?
00:55:55Visiting my brother and dad for the weekend.
00:55:58Ah, so this is like your full-blood sister.
00:56:02Uh, yeah.
00:56:03Did you guys, like, piggyback out of the womb, or what?
00:56:08Uh, no, I'm actually a year old.
00:56:11Oh, dirty mommy.
00:56:13Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:56:17Hey, hey, boys, um, here's a fun fact.
00:56:21Brian shit his pants last time he was at this house.
00:56:26You really are a little chocolate boy.
00:56:28Fuck you, I just got here.
00:56:31What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
00:56:32Hey, now, now, now.
00:56:33Who knows?
00:56:34He might have had some laxative with his beer.
00:56:35Or maybe he just got scared
00:56:37because there was too many pretty ladies running around.
00:56:41Fuck you!
00:56:42Fucking suck!
00:56:43God damn it!
00:56:44I want to with you.
00:56:46Let it be.
00:56:51Hey.
00:56:52Yeah?
00:56:55I'm hungry.
00:56:56Oh, far right, and that's it for me, boys.
00:56:59Touchdown for Bleach.
00:57:08Lisa!
00:57:10Hey!
00:57:11You look stressed.
00:57:13Yeah, loosen up.
00:57:15Lisa.
00:57:16Do you smoke weed?
00:57:18Do you get...
00:57:23You feel it?
00:57:24I only felt your tongue.
00:57:38Brian?
00:57:40You really should have taken your clothes off first.
00:57:43I just don't know where my life is going, okay?
00:57:46I'm a fucking loser.
00:57:47Nobody respects me.
00:57:49You don't like me.
00:57:50You're my best friend.
00:57:52And let's be honest, you kind of suck.
00:57:54My other best friend's trying to fuck two bananas out there.
00:57:57So I am sorry if I'm having a moment of despair.
00:58:04Come on, man.
00:58:06I don't suck.
00:58:08Really?
00:58:09You're...
00:58:10You're...
00:58:12You're...
00:58:12You're funny.
00:58:14Oh, yeah.
00:58:15Funny, yeah.
00:58:16I remember last year when you thought it was cool and funny how I shit my pants.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:21It...
00:58:22It was artistic.
00:58:23You were brave.
00:58:24You were so brave.
00:58:26Yeah, you hear that?
00:58:27You're an art guy now, huh?
00:58:28Big man on campus.
00:58:30Come on, let's get out of that tub.
00:58:33Just leave me here with the water.
00:58:36Come on, man.
00:58:38Yeah, come on, Brian.
00:58:39Stop it.
00:58:40Jesus.
00:58:42Hey, Tony?
00:58:46Tony?
00:58:47No.
00:58:49No.
00:58:51No.
00:58:53Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:59:01Uh, that's enough for you.
00:59:04Uh, this feeling does not feel good.
00:59:08It passes.
00:59:10Hey, you okay?
00:59:13No.
00:59:14Where's Tony?
00:59:16Relax.
00:59:16He's inside with Charlie
00:59:26No, he can
00:59:29How do you know that I don't know yeah, how do you know that?
00:59:38Stop whatever you're doing what my brother can get hard, okay? I've seen it. It's
00:59:45Proportional. It's a good penis
00:59:48That'd stop freaking me out
00:59:51You're the one talking about your brother's dick and how hard it is
00:59:56I'm kidding
00:59:58Seriously
01:00:00Weird joke that wasn't very funny
01:00:15Tony
01:00:18Tony
01:00:23Tony
01:00:27I'm a weirdo
01:00:32What the hell am I doing here?
01:00:35What the hell am I doing here?
01:00:39Jim, Jim, have you seen Tony? He's ours. I could be everybody's
01:00:45I could be everybody's
01:01:04Tony
01:01:10Tony
01:01:13Tony
01:01:13Tony
01:01:13Tony
01:01:14Tony
01:01:14Tony
01:01:14Tony
01:01:14Tony
01:01:14Tony
01:01:15Tony
01:01:16Tony
01:01:18Tony
01:01:19Tony
01:01:23How are you doing that?
01:01:26I love hot dogs. I'm going to eat yours right up and swallow it so hard it goes down to
01:01:32the pit of my tummy.
01:01:37Sydney!
01:01:40Sydney! Have you seen Sydney?
01:01:42No.
01:01:43Fuck you.
01:01:44Hey, you're flying down, you fucking asshole!
01:01:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:02:10Tom!
01:02:13Lisa!
01:02:17Have you ever had sex?
01:02:25You like movies?
01:02:26Yeah!
01:02:30Come back!
01:02:32I gotta go!
01:02:37Lusa, can we go now?
01:02:39Nice to meet you!
01:02:40Can I come with you?
01:02:44I'm Violet
01:02:46I'm a cage
01:02:47Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a cage
01:02:50Yeah?
01:02:51Yeah
01:02:56Tony! I think I'm high!
01:03:03And I told those guys that your dick is nice and it gets hard
01:03:06What? Why did that come up?
01:03:08I got caught off guard
01:03:10You told them about my dick?
01:03:11Yeah
01:03:12Jeez, Lusa, we gotta keep things between us, okay?
01:03:15Rule number one
01:03:16I thought rule number one was to be honest
01:03:18Yeah, that too
01:03:19And to be honest, I didn't know we had rules
01:03:21Look, whatever, I have a nice penis
01:03:23So what if you told them?
01:03:24But honestly, I had to get going, Lusa, because right now there's honestly
01:03:29Oh, there she is!
01:03:30Tony, wait!
01:03:30You're hot, you're great, you have stuff going on down there that's great
01:03:34What do you mean?
01:03:35I touched it
01:03:36Tony?
01:03:36She did not touch it, okay
01:03:39Okay, so she touched it, but I did not want that
01:03:41I did not want any of that
01:03:42Are you jealous because I'm pretty?
01:03:44Hey!
01:03:44Whatever the fuck your name is, that's my sister you're talking to
01:03:47You're a nightmare, and Brian deserves better than some cum guzzling bitch
01:03:52Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:03:57Let's go
01:04:09Oh shit, look who it is, it's the change guy
01:04:12Hey guys, how's it going?
01:04:14You guys look great
01:04:16It's like seeing, you know, the teacher in the real world
01:04:19Except you want to fuck her
01:04:21Don't you always want to fuck her?
01:04:24Anyway, how's things going? What are you doing tonight?
01:04:26We're good
01:04:27Yeah, we were going to go
01:04:28Aw, we love the parties
01:04:30Wait, what?
01:04:31Stick around
01:04:32Please
01:04:33Fight!
01:04:34She fucking saw, man
01:04:36Chill, man
01:04:36No, I'm not going to fucking chill
01:04:38Chill, man
01:04:38I'm not going to fucking chill, dude, she saw us
01:04:40It doesn't matter, man
01:04:41It does matter
01:04:42Come here, we go home
01:04:43Okay, let's go
01:04:45Hey, hey, Lisa, um, can I talk to you for a second?
01:04:47We're leaving
01:04:48I'm not talking to you, you fucking idiot, man
01:04:52We'll get out of here
01:04:52Dude, get off me, alright
01:04:53I need to talk to Lisa
01:04:54Hey
01:04:56Alright
01:04:56Don't touch her
01:04:57What the fuck are you going to do about it?
01:05:00Hey, I'm not done talking to you
01:05:03Why do you like my dick so much, huh?
01:05:11You like that?
01:05:11You like that?
01:05:12Nah, man, you like that
01:05:14What the fuck did you say to me?
01:05:15You know what I said
01:05:23You think of me?
01:05:24Ryan
01:05:26Ryan
01:05:26Ryan
01:05:26Ryan
01:05:27They always think of me
01:05:32Ryan, come on
01:05:34Chad
01:05:35Chad
01:05:37Chad
01:05:37Chad
01:05:37Come on
01:05:38Dude, no, no, no, dude
01:05:39I'm trying to...
01:05:39Dude, no, no, no, dude
01:05:41Tony, come on, let's go
01:05:45Are you a guy who likes me to call it a dick, a cock or a penis?
01:05:49I like dick
01:05:50Me too
01:05:54Where's the other one?
01:05:56Where's the other one?
01:05:59Where's the other one?
01:06:01Damn
01:06:02It's way over here
01:06:03Look
01:06:04Ryan, run, run, run
01:06:05No, break, break
01:06:06No, break
01:06:07Oh, man
01:06:41God, it smells like shit in here
01:06:42Hey, shut up
01:06:44Sorry
01:06:47Fun night
01:06:48Fun night
01:07:39I'll give them
01:07:39I will give them
01:07:40I will give them
01:09:16Tell me if I'm crazy.
01:09:18You're crazy.
01:09:19No, no, not yet.
01:09:24Have you ever thought about...
01:09:35I've had lots of thoughts.
01:09:48You were really nice back there.
01:09:52Yeah, you're sure I felt pretty aggressive.
01:09:56Yeah, that too.
01:10:00But I liked it.
01:10:02I thought it was pretty cool.
01:10:04Yeah.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:33If I ever told you, you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
01:10:38Every day.
01:10:41I just wanted to tell you again.
01:11:03You look very nice.
01:11:06Yeah.
01:11:11Can this be a...
01:11:13Yes.
01:11:15Promise.
01:11:21I think I'm in love with you, Tony.
01:11:24Please, call me brother.
01:11:52Oh, no.
01:11:55Oh, no.
01:12:01Oh, no.
01:12:02Oh, no.
01:12:02Oh, no.
01:12:03Oh, no.
01:12:03Oh, no.
01:12:03Oh, what the fuck?
01:12:04Oh, what the fuck?
01:12:05What the fuck?
01:12:05Oh, fuck.
01:12:06Rachel, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:12:09What the fuck are you doing?
01:12:11I'm just picking on my kid.
01:12:13Lisa?
01:12:15Lisa?
01:12:16Oh, no.
01:12:17It's not even time yet, Rachel.
01:12:20Oh, look at that sucky.
01:12:22Hey.
01:12:23Ow.
01:12:25She's a nice lady.
01:12:26Oh, fuck you.
01:12:29Come on.
01:12:29I bet he fucking calls you a dirty little slut when he slaps your ass.
01:12:34Lisa?
01:12:35Come on.
01:12:35Jesus Christ.
01:12:36It's not even time yet.
01:12:38You see, this is why we never worked out.
01:12:40Because you don't know how to fucking communicate.
01:12:42You're coming way too early.
01:12:44You came too early.
01:12:47Lisa?
01:12:49Where are you?
01:12:49Come on.
01:12:55Jesus, it's about time.
01:12:57You look awful.
01:12:59Hi, Mom.
01:13:03Hi.
01:13:06Come on, let's go.
01:13:08It's time to go.
01:13:08Come on.
01:13:09Come on.
01:13:11Bye, Tony.
01:13:28Let's go.
01:13:29Come on.
01:13:33Sorry, Jamie.
01:13:35Come on.
01:13:36Hurry.
01:13:38Get in.
01:13:40Come on, what are you...
01:13:42Come on, Steve, let's go.
01:13:46Tony, wait.
01:13:47Come on.
01:13:48What the fuck?
01:13:50Arriba, bailar.
01:13:52Venga, venga, bailador.
01:13:54Venga.
01:14:01Venga, el bailador.
01:14:03Viene, que viejo la suela.
01:14:06Viene, que trampó.
01:14:08Venga, por díaavant.
01:14:10Venga, le puto sełora.
01:14:11Venga.
01:14:13Venga.
01:14:14Venga, tu querías bacilón.
01:14:15There's your whistle!
01:14:17But you're on fire, mami!
01:14:26Repeat, boom!
01:14:42Rekwaii, Rekwaii!
01:14:47Venga, Faria!
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