00:04Welcome to my review of all the deaths slash kill count from the 2026
00:10Pooniverse horror movie, Pinocchio Unstrung. I hope you enjoy this video.
00:18Death number one is an unnamed male weightlifter. The unnamed male weightlifter is weightlifting a
00:25barbell as a small weight from a weight rack gets dislodged by an unnamed female treadmill
00:32runner after she slips on the treadmill and bumps into the weight rack. The weight slides under his
00:38foot and he slips on it causing him to lose control of the barbell. The pressure from the
00:44barbell weights crush him splitting his back in half at his torso. Death number two is an unnamed
00:51female treadmill runner. The unnamed female treadmill runner slips on the treadmill after she sees
00:59Pinocchio's reflection in the mirror. She is sent flying into a weight rack injuring her back and
01:04dislodging the weights. Unable to move because of her injury one by one the dislodged weights slide
01:10off of the weight rack hitting her in the forehead smashing her face in and crushing her skull. Death
01:17number three is the drunk driver. Pinocchio after James gets into a car accident and is hospitalized
01:24because of a drunk driver searches the hospital and finds the drunk driver who was also injured
01:30and rips him apart using his wooden hands and medical tools pulling out his organs and ripping
01:36his flesh off of his body leaving him in a bloody mess on the hospital bed. Death number four is
01:43the
01:43dentist. Pinocchio and Cricket sneak into the dentist's office and Pinocchio attacks the dentist and
01:49subdues her with sleeping gas knocking her on the floor by making her slip on extracted teeth that
01:55Cricket threw down under her feet. Pinocchio with her now tied to a dental chair sticks her with a needle
02:01in her left eye and proceeds to smash out her teeth with a dental hammer. Death number five is Georgia.
02:07Georgia while swimming in a pool is first struck with a croquet mallet that is swung by Pinocchio
02:15smashing and dislodging the left side of her mouth and jaw. Then while struggling with Pinocchio in the
02:21pool Cricket finds a live electrical wired extension cord and drops the plug end into the pool electrocuting
02:29her. Death number six is Logan. Logan is relaxing in a beach chair smoking and listening to music
02:37through his headphones while Georgia is getting killed. After Pinocchio and Cricket are done with
02:42her they approach Logan from behind. Pinocchio pulls Logan backwards and sticks his wooden hand
02:48and arm in his mouth pushing his tongue down his throat choking him to death. Then he rips his eyeball
02:54out. Death number seven is Amanda. Amanda first gets attacked by Cricket after getting dressed from
03:00taking a shower. He rips at her hair. Amanda tries to step out of the shower to get away from
03:05him
03:06but steps on Pinocchio's nose which pierces right up through her entire foot. Amanda then makes her way
03:12out onto the second floor landing where Pinocchio climbs up Amanda's breasts grabs her hair ripping
03:19it off scalping her. Death number eight is Trey. Trey having just witnessed Amanda's death gets attacked by
03:28miniature wooden spears made from Pinocchio's nose growing which Pinocchio throws at Trey crucifying both of
03:35Trey's hands to a door. Pinocchio is not finished with him yet as Pinocchio then uses his nose and sticks
03:42it straight up Trey's right nostril bludgeoning his brain. Deaths number nine and ten are Cricket and
03:50Woodmother. First Pinocchio uses a mallet and smashes and crushes Cricket into the stone floor and then proceeds
03:57to use the mallet to smash Woodmother in her wooden head until she is dead. Death number 11 is Zack.
04:05James' friend
04:05Zack is mentioned as dying in the movie. Whether or not it was Geppetto that killed him or if he
04:12died
04:12another way is not clearly described in detail but that is according to Geppetto where Pinocchio gets his
04:19life force from. Death number 12 is Dudley. Dudley is keeping a lookout for James and Mia as they try
04:27to
04:27free Pinocchio. He doesn't see Geppetto until it's too late and gets shot with a shotgun by Geppetto.
04:34Death number 13 is Geppetto. Geppetto gets an axe stuck in his back by James and then when Pinocchio
04:41shoots off the lock to the cage behind him he gets impaled through the back with a spike part
04:46from the body of the one from Pinocchio species who was locked away in the cage. Death number 14 is
04:55the one locked away. The one locked away emerges from the shadows as James and Mia are trying to
05:01escape the house. An electrical outlet catches on fire and the one locked away catches on fire
05:07because of it burning as James and Mia exit outside of the house.
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