00:00I'm very nervous. You know this maze closes at 1,500 hours, 3 o'clock this afternoon.
00:0825 past five. How will I know? Hello! At least I can see people.
00:14I'm so pleased to see you, because I'm lost. I've lost Cliff.
00:20Cliff!
00:24Cliff!
00:25Hello!
00:27I'm here, Chuck. I'm here.
00:28Where are you? Where are you?
00:31He's behind me. Thank you. I love you.
00:34I love you.
00:35Have you seen Scylla Black?
00:39Oh, okay. Scylla?
00:43Cliff!
00:44Scylla, is it all green round you?
00:46It's all green. I'm the greenest one here, though.
00:49Oh, okay, then. We know you're in the maze.
00:51Okay.
00:55Now then.
00:56Hello, people.
00:58Which way? That way?
00:59You don't. We've got to do it. Keep turning left.
01:01That's what they said to me. Keep turning left.
01:02They're going to be sending me up rotten. Are you sure?
01:04I've got to go.
01:05Cliff, I'm here. Cliff, Cliff, Cliff.
01:07Oh, Scylla!
01:07Cliff!
01:08She's right here.
01:09I'm here.
01:10How did you get... Oh, hang on. Follow me, chaps.
01:12Which way?
01:14I'll be with you shortly.
01:15Shall I wait for you?
01:16Scylla, I've got a concert to do tonight.
01:18I know.
01:21You'll use any excuse to get out of it.
01:26Ah, okay. Ah, there you go. Well, where is she?
01:30Oh, yeah, yeah. Last time you said that way. Now it's this way.
01:35Is it gone again?
01:37Sil!
01:39Oh, this is like one of those movies.
01:47It's funny, though, because when I'm standing over there, I said, which way did she go?
01:51And they went that way. So I came here, and I said, which way did she go?
01:53And they went that way. Which is true, but just concerning.
01:57I'm here. I'm here.
01:57That we're not listening to you anymore.
02:01I wonder what we're going to find around this corner.
02:03Oh, a camera.
02:06Oh, it's so good to see you.
02:09I think we're truly on the way out now.
02:11I think we are, yeah.
02:12But I've got new, Cliff.
02:14I know, and I've got new chubby.
02:16And you know it takes two.
02:17It takes two, baby.
02:22Well, we still have our friends out there on the embankment.
02:26There they are. Ah, we made it.
02:28We made it. There it is.
02:31Is this the way out, then?
02:32Yeah, this is the way in.
02:33Well, it's ruined my Jimmy Choo boots here.
02:37Oh, where's it? Oh, they'll polish up.
02:39Ah, there we are.
02:41Our helpers from above.
02:44Well, from one maze to another.
02:46Here we go.
02:48Oh, wow.
02:49Oh, look at this.
02:49Oh, wow.
02:50You're going to have to marry me now, Cliff.
02:52Oh, OK.
02:52I fancy being lady of the manor.
02:55I really do.
02:55Does that mean I have to buy the castle?
02:57Yes.
02:59Fantastic.
02:59Oh, no, they've got tea set up.
03:00You fancy some tea?
03:02Fabulous.
03:03Oh, this is our friend Simeon.
03:05He's going to...
03:05Simeon, hi.
03:06Oh, hello, sir.
03:07You're already waiting for us.
03:09Well, absolutely.
03:09Did they phone you from the maze?
03:11They said you might be a while.
03:13We were.
03:14Well, what's your official title, then?
03:16I'm the under butler.
03:17The under butler?
03:18Yes.
03:18Not literally.
03:19Aren't we big enough stars to have the top butler, then?
03:22Do you like milk first?
03:23I do.
03:24I'm a northerner.
03:25I like milk in it.
03:26And what kind of tea is it, Simeon?
03:27It's just normal Ceylon tea.
03:29Is it?
03:30What, tea bags?
03:32Maybe.
03:34Non-committal.
03:36A little bit of milk in there, because, you know, we northerners, we don't like...
03:39Oh, that's too much.
03:41Too much?
03:41Yeah, it is for these northern people.
03:43A tiny dash.
03:44She likes to be able to put the stand in it and it stands up by itself.
03:47No, a little bit more.
03:48That's it.
03:49Just covering the pattern.
03:51We know each other well.
03:54So what's happened in this car?
03:55I mean, who are the famous people that have been here?
03:57Wow.
03:58Well, there's certainly a long story here.
04:00The castle's been around for about 1,000 years.
04:04A lot of what you see at the moment was done by Henry VIII.
04:08In fact, there's an entire floor that he had built for Catherine of Aragon, one of his wives.
04:13So did he live here or just...
04:15I mean, was it a sort of retreat?
04:17Well, I don't know if Henry VIII really lived anywhere all the time.
04:19He was always moving.
04:20It was constantly retreating.
04:22Yes, and all those birds that he had.
04:23How many wives did he bring here?
04:25Well, I think he brought all of them and I'm sure lots of other ladies as well.
04:28Oh, really?
04:29Because, of course, Heva Castle's just down the road where Anne Boleyn's ancestral home is.
04:33Oh, OK.
04:34So there was a lot going on locally.
04:36Do you know what?
04:37That's why I feel at home here.
04:40All those wives and everything.
04:42You don't take sugar, do you?
04:42I do.
04:43Oh, Simeon, she takes sugar.
04:44Sugar?
04:44I don't.
04:45Splendid.
04:46Would you like one lump or two?
04:49Oh, I've always wanted somebody to say that to me.
04:51Would you like one lump or two?
04:53One lump or two, I know.
04:58Remember to play with my head, it's kind of weird.
05:00You at least.
05:01Oh, OK.
05:02It's fine.
05:15Oh, I like that.
05:17You're right.
05:17Listen, what's that?
05:18I never think that I blow on human traffic.
05:21That face will go towards your life.
05:25Oh, OK.
05:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:33Oh, oh, oh.
05:36All right, thank you.
05:37Thank you, Chris.
05:38Thanks for the rush.
05:39I'm sorry about the rush.
05:39You were so...
05:41We're talking.
05:42We're talking.
05:42Good luck tonight.
05:43See you later.
05:44Take care.
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