00:00I'm Liza and I'm gonna spill it.
00:03All of it.
00:11I consider my bag to be an extension of who I am,
00:14so you're really gonna get to know me today.
00:15We're really gonna open up.
00:17So inside my bag is a bag.
00:19This one's a rental.
00:20It's okay.
00:21But inside my actual bag, we have many things.
00:24We have my phone.
00:26The boobs are on my phone case because they're not on my body.
00:29I have my Oopsie Poopsie.
00:30It's the off-brand poopery.
00:32But Oopsie Poopsie keeps it fresh.
00:35I have many, many tampons.
00:38Only one Virginia, but many tampons for it.
00:40And this is my...
00:42This is my key to making friends.
00:44If there's a girl ever in the restroom and she needs one of these,
00:47you're gonna slide her one of these under the stall.
00:48They're all so organic.
00:51Balance those pH levels.
00:53Cool.
00:56The thing that I take everywhere is deodorant.
00:58I need it all the time.
01:00I actually need a little bit right now.
01:02Clinical strength.
01:03Next I have some gum and also an adjective for myself.
01:06Boom!
01:07It's extra.
01:08That's right.
01:08I actually have halotophobia, which is the fear of bad breath.
01:12My own bad breath.
01:13I don't mind the other smell.
01:14So I chew gum constantly.
01:16There are so many tampons in here.
01:18Seriously, I'm gonna have so many friends after this.
01:21Next we have some glasses.
01:22Do I look like Gandhi?
01:23I look like Gandhi, don't I?
01:25I know.
01:25These glasses are actually fake.
01:26I ordered them from Amazon Prime for about $6.
01:29And people who can't see are actually really offended.
01:32But it's funny because you can't see this, can you?
01:35Too soon.
01:35Sorry about that.
01:36I also have a pair of real glasses that are also really fake because I got these from
01:43Amazon too.
01:44And we have hand sanitizer because I actually never wash my hands when I use a public restroom.
01:48I just use hand sanitizer instead.
01:51And we have, oh no, we don't.
01:53Because I am, we also have some nuts.
01:56Pistachios specifically.
01:58It's a good source of protein.
02:00My keys to my very humble Volkswagen.
02:04It's a Volkswagen Passat.
02:05I always look like an aunt on her way to church.
02:07It's my favorite.
02:08Her name is Yvonne, the Volkswagen because nothing rhymes with Volkswagen.
02:12And my Ralph's Rewards card.
02:13Thank you, Ralph's, for the rotisserie chickens.
02:19We have a Jesus Calling book.
02:21Hello, Jesus.
02:22I need him at all times.
02:24And you know I do just by watching this video.
02:26So, I have my Jesus Calling book.
02:27My lip gloss is popping.
02:30What's the, what's the name of this?
02:32Oh, spill it?
02:33Okay, will do.
02:34I also have more nuts as well.
02:36And if you're wondering, there's actually absolutely nothing inside of this little purse.
02:46I just carry it around so I look expensive.
02:48This is my mom bag.
02:50It's a diaper bag for me and my diapers.
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