00:00She's so likable, relatable, clumsy and adorable, not looking for love, but she stumbles upon it.
00:05This is the real life of a rom-com protagonist.
00:08See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:10I hate cycling. Why would I pay $39 to pedal as fast as I can and get nowhere?
00:16I get the same thing out of my career, but at least they pay me.
00:21You're crazy.
00:22Shut up and drink your ice cream.
00:24Stop calling your juices ice cream.
00:26A girl can dream, can't she?
00:29This is my turn. I have to go pick up that dress for that dinner tonight.
00:33Oh, well, I'll come with you.
00:34Don't worry about it. It's all the way uptown.
00:36All right, I'll just see you at home, baby girl.
00:38Okay.
00:39Yeah, I'll just go to my home.
00:43Where I live.
00:48All right, well, dress shopping was cut, people.
00:51I know we had a lot of really great material, but sometimes you've got to kill your darlings.
00:56All right, so back to the drawing board.
00:58Cat called.
00:59I wish my cat would call me.
01:01I only need three things.
01:02Food, water, shelter, and cute sundresses.
01:06That's four things.
01:07I call my old face my time to go face.
01:10Oh, fucking amateur hour over here.
01:13Scented thongs.
01:14Oh, God.
01:15I was on Molly when I wrote that.
01:17All right, Judy, come on.
01:18Work your magic.
01:19Bangs?
01:20Why would I get bangs when I'd rather get banged?
01:23That's good.
01:23Yes!
01:27What is this shit?
01:29Ombre hair?
01:30We're doing biolage now, people!
01:33I got the dress.
01:35Get out!
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40You are so funny.
01:43Really?
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