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00:01:30Come on.
00:01:31I'm El Capitan, see?
00:01:32Yeah.
00:01:33Don't you think you should wake me up if you're gonna rent my boat out?
00:01:36For a funeral!
00:01:37I tried, okay?
00:01:38But you were too drunk.
00:01:39But Edward is in a better place.
00:01:51All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna have to relocate the boat.
00:01:55Ignore him.
00:01:56He's drunk.
00:01:57I may be drunk.
00:01:59But if we don't move this boat, we're gonna be using your husband's coffin for a flotation device.
00:02:04Which is not a bad idea.
00:02:08I'm not a bad boy.
00:02:14Cut the winch!
00:02:15Aye, aye, captain!
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:22Oh!
00:02:23Holy shark!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:32Oh!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:37Oh!
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:40Oh!
00:02:43Oh, oh!
00:02:47Oh, oh!
00:02:48Oh!
00:02:48Oh!
00:02:50Oh!
00:02:52Tell me they prepaid.
00:02:54Yeah, but they paid.
00:02:57How much?
00:02:58It's with the widow.
00:03:28Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me?
00:03:32But your taint up is too tight.
00:03:36Your shorts are unforgivable.
00:03:38Two counts of reckless endangerment?
00:03:41One count of piloting a vessel while intoxicated?
00:03:44They don't find that woman you lost overboard.
00:03:47You're going to have a hard time beating that manslaughter charge.
00:03:50Why do you have to be so loud?
00:03:51I'm Dominican.
00:03:53Maldito gringo.
00:03:54No, no, no, no, stay out.
00:03:56I want you left alone.
00:03:58Stay out.
00:04:03What happened out there?
00:04:05It was a shark.
00:04:07What?
00:04:08A big one with tentacles, maybe.
00:04:13It sounds like a hallucination.
00:04:15Hallucinations don't tow boats, do they, Nina?
00:04:17I've got your lab results.
00:04:18Do you want to know what your alcohol level was?
00:04:21No, unless I set the record.
00:04:24Can you at least make bail?
00:04:29That was a joke, right?
00:04:32I'm sorry.
00:04:33But this time, you're on your own.
00:04:39You still have your friend on the harbor patrol?
00:04:45It's not a holiday for me either.
00:04:47Hey, look.
00:04:47I may be a drunk, but I know a big fish when I see one.
00:04:50There's something in that bay, Nina.
00:04:52You get one phone call, Ray.
00:04:54What's the use?
00:04:55I would've used it to call you!
00:05:04What's this?
00:05:05The blonde's a German.
00:05:06A Dr. Reinhardt.
00:05:07Runs an anti-aging clinic on the riverfront.
00:05:10Felix Rosenberg.
00:05:11You know this guy?
00:05:12He was a heck of a third baseman five years ago.
00:05:14What's he doing back on the island?
00:05:16Here for a little home cooking.
00:05:20Three percent body fat.
00:05:22BP 120 over 75.
00:05:25You are in perfect physical condition.
00:05:29For a middle-aged woman.
00:05:32But you claim to be an athlete.
00:05:35Baseball, is it?
00:05:36So.
00:05:39They have something of a problem.
00:05:42Don't give me that.
00:05:42I'm a beast.
00:05:43My trainer has me on a regimen of supplements.
00:05:46You know.
00:05:50Yes, I can see that.
00:05:52I assure you that my methods are significantly more sophisticated.
00:05:57And completely undetectable.
00:06:00Your file also says something about a conviction for domestic abuse.
00:06:05That's impossible.
00:06:06She was too timing me.
00:06:07I don't judge, Mr. Rosa.
00:06:09I assure you.
00:06:10I merely inquire so that I can formulate the correct gene sequence for your personality.
00:06:16Gene sequence?
00:06:17When your current state of physical decay, only the most drastic treatment will suffice.
00:06:25Let's well put you back in the game.
00:06:31I don't need a new genes, doctor.
00:06:33I just need a little, you know, boost to get back on the game.
00:06:38I can take your places, Mr. Rosa, so that you have never been.
00:06:42Of course, this is experimental.
00:06:45There may be a few side effects.
00:06:49I'm Papi Grande.
00:06:50I'm Papi Grande.
00:06:50I hit the balls into outer space.
00:06:52You want to make me feel better?
00:06:54You get on the table, and I'll put on the glove.
00:07:05They all move, Mr. Papi Grande.
00:07:08You know what?
00:07:09Screw this.
00:07:12Astleets.
00:07:14Your two o'clock is here.
00:07:16Actress.
00:07:23Oh, doctor, thank you so much for squeezing me in.
00:07:26They're making a new version of the Iliad, and I'm up for Helen.
00:07:29I'm going to need a bigger needle.
00:07:37Give me another.
00:07:45Hey, beautiful.
00:07:46I must be drunk, because I'm seeing double.
00:07:50Hey, come on.
00:07:51I'm talking to you.
00:07:52Don't you want my autograph?
00:07:53I sign off chess, too.
00:07:55You're gross, okay?
00:07:57Who are you, anyways?
00:07:58Who am I?
00:08:00Who am I?
00:08:02Number 40, Felix Ross.
00:08:03I'm the hero of this country.
00:08:08Wow.
00:08:09We're so impressed by that.
00:08:12He used to be a baseball player.
00:08:14Used to be?
00:08:15Watch your mouth.
00:08:16I'm still the greatest.
00:08:17They just lose it out of fear.
00:08:19You're the loser, bitch.
00:08:20Pobre diablo, out of fear.
00:08:32See you go both days, man.
00:08:34Probably.
00:08:38Don't tell me you sold the boat.
00:08:41I would have to sell the boat three times to bail your ass out.
00:08:44Why don't you begin saying something like, thank you, Pablo.
00:08:49So where'd you get the money?
00:08:50I borrowed it.
00:08:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:54What are we all in this time?
00:08:55Nothing.
00:08:56When I explained to him what happened this morning, he just volunteered to help.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:01He just wants to talk to us.
00:09:03Actually, we're on our way right now, and I think his sister is there.
00:09:07Do not even look at his sister.
00:09:17You were so cute, Nancy.
00:09:18I had to dance like that.
00:09:20The guy was...
00:09:20You see, you see the guy was...
00:09:22Oh, he's lost.
00:09:23He wasn't weird.
00:09:24No, he wasn't.
00:09:25Oh, my God, wait.
00:09:26Hold on.
00:09:27I'm so wicked.
00:09:29Girls, you didn't ride to your hotel?
00:09:32Oh, wow.
00:09:33We're really flattered, you know, but we're not really into that kind of stuff.
00:09:38I'm a cop.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40Okay, hold on.
00:09:41I have to pee, okay?
00:09:44Listen, there's city ordinances here.
00:09:47Better there than in the car.
00:09:52What happened?
00:09:54Jill!
00:09:56Jill!
00:09:58Oh, my God!
00:10:07Shark attack.
00:10:09Two girls, Caucasian, early 20s.
00:10:12Wait, did you say shark?
00:10:13Yes.
00:10:13What's the code for shark?
00:10:15I don't think there is one.
00:10:16Just send in your men.
00:10:20My head!
00:10:28Good evening, Mr. Rosa.
00:10:30I say you're reconsidered.
00:10:32I'll show them.
00:10:33They're going to shine my name.
00:10:36Let's do this.
00:10:45What is this place?
00:10:48What is this place?
00:10:48This is my musical.
00:10:56Musical.
00:11:00Musical?
00:11:02Doctor, this is so freaky.
00:11:05What?
00:11:05They say the body is a temple, Mr. Rosa, but all too often it is a cage.
00:11:11The mind is willing.
00:11:15Because the human form is so limited.
00:11:20Even the strongest man is a weak link compared with a wolf.
00:11:25So primal.
00:11:27It has reaction time so far.
00:11:30So far, they board on ESP.
00:11:32And for metabolic purposes, the blood of a killer whale holds five times the oxygen of a primate.
00:11:39So you're putting fish blood in me?
00:11:42Bales are mammals.
00:11:43And it's not blood, Mr. Rosa.
00:11:47It's strands of DNA.
00:11:49They alter your genetic structure.
00:11:52Not the kind of thing they can catch with a pee-pee test.
00:11:57Of course, this is not the sort of thing that the medical community can easily understand.
00:12:03What kind of doctor are you?
00:12:05Do not worry, Mr. Rosa.
00:12:06I studied this the best.
00:12:13Will it hurt?
00:12:15Oh, yes, Mr. Rosa.
00:12:17I hope so.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:53All rise for the eminence.
00:12:56Keep Francois tiny.
00:13:03Sit down.
00:13:09Can I offer you a drink?
00:13:11Whiskey.
00:13:12With or without the chicken blood?
00:13:14Straight.
00:13:19But wow, this generosity is well appreciated.
00:13:22Christian Charti.
00:13:24Hallelujah.
00:13:24You see, Catholic priests, they worship the same God I do, but in their hearts, they only
00:13:31have room for one God.
00:13:34But Tiny's heart?
00:13:35So grand.
00:13:37That's why they call me a voodoo priest.
00:13:40It's an outrage.
00:13:41We, it's an outrage.
00:13:43They're police.
00:13:45They hunt me day and night.
00:13:47If you think that I have any influence with Inspector Morales, I mean, she hates me more than she hates
00:13:52you.
00:13:52Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:14:25How was that?
00:14:30No, I don't think that would be a good idea.
00:14:35Yes.
00:14:36No.
00:14:38Yes.
00:14:39No.
00:14:42Please.
00:14:44Stop.
00:15:05If you had lived, you might have been something special.
00:15:16Guten Abend.
00:15:21Tell me about that creature you saw.
00:15:25Who, us?
00:15:27It was a gray...
00:15:29Did it look like this?
00:15:30Yes.
00:15:31What is it?
00:15:32Lurch octopus?
00:15:33Dude, seriously.
00:15:34You don't have internet?
00:15:35That thing was in Mexico six months ago.
00:15:38Then off to America.
00:15:39It was all over Facebook.
00:15:39The damn thing has a Twitter account.
00:15:41Hey, you already followed me back.
00:15:43And this trending topic.
00:15:45I told you, man.
00:15:46This got mad, Juju.
00:15:48When you bring me the octopus heart,
00:15:52I will make magic the morgue so strong
00:15:54that no woman will be able to resist me.
00:15:58Not that I need it.
00:15:59Me being a superstar, I dust them off like flies.
00:16:02Hey, maybe you can hook me up
00:16:04and I'll get a shot with your sister.
00:16:06If you touch her, I'll cut off your balls
00:16:11and make him eat them.
00:16:14I'll give you until noon tomorrow.
00:16:18I'm glad that you think so highly of me as a fisherman,
00:16:21but this fish is not your average marlin.
00:16:23I mean, maybe we can make another trade.
00:16:24I could give you Pablo.
00:16:25What?
00:16:26Captain Ray, this is not a request.
00:16:29It is a must-do thing.
00:16:33Alec, off you go.
00:16:36Auf Wiedersehen.
00:17:12Felix would be a prime candidate for this project.
00:17:17A human subject with a high tolerance for steroids
00:17:21is vital to the success of combining various animal DNA
00:17:26to the host DNA,
00:17:28will carry this hybrid DNA
00:17:30and slowly be consumed from the inside out
00:17:34of this new being.
00:17:36Nope.
00:17:37You will not hurt me.
00:17:39If you do, who will care for you?
00:17:42You are better this way.
00:17:44Free from the constraints of human morality.
00:17:51You are beautiful.
00:17:52You are beautiful.
00:17:56Barbie.
00:17:58Grande.
00:18:00Beautiful.
00:18:05Still's a hothead, I see.
00:18:08But of course you're a little grumpy.
00:18:11You've had nothing to eat.
00:18:13But about a little rat first.
00:18:20Oh, I see.
00:18:23Well, a scientist must be prepared to make sacrifices
00:18:28for her work.
00:18:31Bon appétit.
00:18:42I believe you are still a work in progress, Mr. Rosa.
00:18:46Please sit.
00:18:49Sit.
00:19:01You definitely overdid it with the treatment.
00:19:04Your human DNA is rapidly disintegrating.
00:19:07It's all very unstable.
00:19:09You really should be dead, Mr. Rosa.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:11There must have been some catalyst.
00:19:14Something that triggers the initial transformation.
00:19:18Some kind of radiation.
00:19:27Moonlight.
00:19:30Well, wolves are certainly sensitive to the moon.
00:19:34And orca?
00:19:36The tides?
00:19:38Why not?
00:19:48You know what, man?
00:19:50Next time, I'm leaving you in jail.
00:19:54You always say that.
00:19:56Hey, you think Tiny would notice
00:19:58if we gave him a cow's heart instead?
00:20:00Chief Tini, it's not the kind of man
00:20:03we want to mess around with.
00:20:04Hey.
00:20:05Oh.
00:20:06Hey.
00:20:07Hey.
00:20:07Hey.
00:20:08Hey, look who it is.
00:20:10Hey.
00:20:12Yeah.
00:20:13Man, haven't been on this boat in ages.
00:20:15So what brings you around here, Anita?
00:20:18You were right, Ray.
00:20:20About what?
00:20:21About the shark thing.
00:20:22I saw it last night.
00:20:23That must have been very exciting for you.
00:20:25Ray, it killed two girls.
00:20:28You must come down to the station with me,
00:20:30make a full report.
00:20:31They won't believe me otherwise.
00:20:32Hey.
00:20:34People give me such skeptics.
00:20:35You're not going to believe her.
00:20:39Hey, listen.
00:20:40We're about to head out,
00:20:42so unless you're going to arrest me,
00:20:44this will have to wait.
00:20:45You have a charter?
00:20:46We're going to go fishing.
00:20:48Uh, pleasure fishing.
00:20:52Such a terrible liar, Ray.
00:20:54It's one of your few redeeming qualities.
00:20:56Anita, we're going after it.
00:20:58Really?
00:20:59Yes, really.
00:21:01Then I'm coming with you.
00:21:02Oh, no.
00:21:03It's too dangerous.
00:21:04That's what he said.
00:21:05It's, uh, it's, it's really dangerous, and...
00:21:09It will be more dangerous without me, Ray.
00:21:12No, no, no.
00:21:15Okay, darling.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:17But let me give you a little refresher course
00:21:19on maritime conduct.
00:21:21Uh, as you said,
00:21:22you have not been on board in a long time.
00:21:24This is my boat.
00:21:26I'm the captain.
00:21:27While on board, you will love, fear, and obey me.
00:21:30If you don't, you will walk the plank,
00:21:32swab the deck,
00:21:33or clean the head,
00:21:34depending on my mood.
00:21:35Are we clear, inspector?
00:21:41Permission to come aboard, capitán?
00:21:45Take off your shoes first.
00:22:05Excuse me.
00:22:15Rita!
00:22:16Long time, no sleep!
00:22:18Hey, Captain Phil!
00:22:20You know, I got a reputation out here
00:22:21as an eligible bachelor.
00:22:23You're gonna spoil it.
00:22:34We have to go further up the shore.
00:22:36It was way past the second buoy when I saw it.
00:22:38Hey, Pablo!
00:22:39One of the deckhands is talking to me out of turn!
00:22:43Make her walk the plank!
00:22:47I know you don't want to hear this, Ray,
00:22:49but I'm actually kind of enjoying being out here.
00:22:52Huh.
00:22:53You know what?
00:22:55He kind of misses you bad.
00:23:32Dr. Reinhardt?
00:23:34Dr. Reinhardt?
00:23:43Oh, dear.
00:23:45Late night?
00:23:47I had a visitor.
00:23:49Doctor, you've got to stop with these one-night stands.
00:23:51They'll be the death of you.
00:23:53Don't be such a poor nurse.
00:23:56It is your old-fashioned attitudes about sex
00:23:58that are gonna show your true age.
00:24:02That policeman where I have to call last night?
00:24:04Perhaps we'd better take precautions.
00:24:06I made a breakthrough.
00:24:07Oh, that was simply a matter of dosage.
00:24:12Doctor, if you keep working like this,
00:24:14you're not gonna live long enough to enjoy your success.
00:24:16Oh, I'll live.
00:24:17It's the rest of you.
00:24:19That's what I'm worried about.
00:24:22Doctor!
00:24:23What kind of visitor was this?
00:24:25Why don't you ask him yourself?
00:24:27He's been waiting all morning to eat you.
00:24:36I'm really sorry.
00:24:38It's just that he wanted to taste a brunette.
00:24:41Ah!
00:24:42Ah!
00:24:54Ah!
00:24:55Ah!
00:24:56Ah!
00:24:56Ah!
00:24:57Ah!
00:24:57Ah!
00:24:58Ah!
00:25:08Ah!
00:25:11Ah!
00:25:18Ah!
00:25:40That's not like sonar on a submarine.
00:25:42I can only see what's underneath me.
00:25:46In fact, I think we just went over something.
00:25:50Pablo, come take the helm.
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:52We get to the middle of the channel.
00:25:54I say hard to port.
00:25:55Hard to port.
00:25:55All right.
00:25:57We're gonna get this thing.
00:25:59Keep your eye on him.
00:26:02I got it.
00:26:05When he get close enough, I'm gonna try to tag him with his buoy.
00:26:08So we know where he is.
00:26:11Tell me when it's close enough.
00:26:14When's close enough?
00:26:16I hope.
00:26:24Good shot, man!
00:26:29Hide the port!
00:26:30Hide the port!
00:26:30Hide the port!
00:26:32Hide the port!
00:26:38Ray?
00:26:40I don't think that was a good idea!
00:26:43I think you're right!
00:26:44Go, go, go!
00:26:45Get out of here!
00:26:46Okay!
00:26:47Don't try to!
00:26:49Keep your eye on it!
00:26:50You got your eye on it!
00:26:54It's coming!
00:27:05You all right?
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:08Do you have something bigger?
00:27:10What?
00:27:11A harpoon or something.
00:27:12What happened?
00:27:14What is it?
00:27:14Just out of the channel!
00:27:16Something's wrong, man.
00:27:22Ray!
00:27:23We're found!
00:27:24Stop the boat!
00:27:25Ray, look out!
00:27:26Uh-oh!
00:27:50Whoa!
00:27:52Ah!
00:27:52Uh-oh!
00:27:53Uh-oh!
00:27:54Uh-oh!
00:28:10Yeah, we did it!
00:28:13Nita?
00:28:15Nita?
00:28:18Bobo!
00:28:19What?
00:28:19Nita's overboard!
00:28:20I'm gonna throw a lifeline!
00:28:26Get her!
00:28:37Ray!
00:28:43Where did it go?
00:28:49Ray!
00:29:11I'm coming!
00:29:12How is she?
00:29:13She's okay!
00:29:13She's okay!
00:29:14You should kiss her!
00:29:15What?
00:29:16No, she's getting on the boat!
00:29:17Okay, good idea!
00:29:18Then you'll kiss her!
00:29:19Pablo!
00:29:22Okay, hit her!
00:29:24I got her!
00:29:24No, I got her!
00:29:25I got her!
00:29:26Get the door!
00:29:27Okay, but I do the PCR!
00:29:28CPR!
00:29:29She doesn't need it!
00:29:30I'll take her clothes off!
00:29:31Pablo!
00:29:41She's so calm and quiet.
00:29:45It's cause she's sleeping.
00:29:47Sorta.
00:29:49No!
00:29:52No!
00:29:53No!
00:29:55No!
00:29:56No!
00:29:57The two o'clock is here!
00:30:00Stand by.
00:30:06Oh my!
00:30:14near before his highness chief francois tiny chicken shoo shoo shoo
00:30:23so what do you need with chief francois tiny i came down here to see this doctor in her
00:30:30anti-aging clinic and she said that she wasn't going to help me unless i agreed to splice my
00:30:37jeans with some sea cucumber or something and i'm like okay fine as long as kosher and then she's
00:30:43talking about side effects and playing that opera music and the whole thing had a kind of
00:30:48paging dr mangella feeling i do not follow lady okay long story short the bellhop from my hotel
00:30:57said that you have a big juju so i came here to see if you can tell my future i
00:31:04want to know
00:31:04if i'm gonna get the part i'm after if the operation is a success i want to know if i'm
00:31:10gonna marry a rich guy and have so many shoes just because i am a big fan of your stage
00:31:16work
00:31:16i will do you a reading great
00:31:24what is it is everything okay isn't that bad what what what are you familiar with the
00:31:30time life network yes i watch it all the time i love it
00:31:39hey ray yeah how is she oh man she's fine she's sleeping how's the engine i think we broke the
00:31:48gasket on the manifold it's impossible let me see
00:31:55we got company
00:31:59let's say one let's say what's your complaint i let's see chief randini request a report of your
00:32:05promise a report well uh you tell chief teeny that uh we're having little engine problems here
00:32:13and as soon as we get it fixed we'll get back to him
00:32:22why
00:32:25you have blown your gasket
00:32:29fix it
00:32:33you tell chief teeny he'll be eating shark finch soup and calamari and calamari in no time at all
00:32:40you two are full of crap hey it's not the first time somebody said that to me
00:32:47fix it
00:32:47fix it
00:32:52i see
00:32:56yeah
00:32:57screw this
00:32:58screw
00:32:59as soon as we fix this boat we're out of here
00:33:02that's what i'm talking about
00:33:04that's what i'm talking about
00:33:12hey
00:33:14hey
00:33:15hey
00:33:16what happened
00:33:17you had a terrible nightmare
00:33:19you dreamt that you broke up with me and started living this miserable boring life
00:33:25ray
00:33:26where are my clothes
00:33:28well uh
00:33:30you wouldn't believe me if i told you
00:33:37what are you doing
00:33:39cleaning up
00:33:40hey
00:33:41do you still do that crazy soup of yours
00:33:44ray brady's bouillabaisse is not a soup
00:33:47it's a seafood extravaganza
00:33:50several of the key ingredients are now illegal to purchase so uh switch to the canned stuff
00:33:55it's way better
00:33:57oh
00:33:59throwing this out
00:34:03well there's still something in that one
00:34:07wait a sec
00:34:08it's full how'd that get in there
00:34:12no no that this goes over here
00:34:14no it doesn't
00:34:15yes
00:34:16it does
00:34:16ray i'm the one who organized this kitchen
00:34:18it's not a kitchen
00:34:19it's a
00:34:20it's a galley
00:34:21galley
00:34:26hey
00:34:26sir you're up
00:34:28i'm not interrupting anything am i
00:34:30what do you need pablo
00:34:31uh well uh we need a new head gasket
00:34:34oh god
00:34:35we need a new fuel line
00:34:38right now ray i just need a break
00:34:45there you go
00:34:47hey
00:34:48it's el soltero
00:34:49this is my favorite show
00:34:55hey ray
00:34:55is that your hand on my shoulder
00:34:57earlier on el soltero
00:35:01bachelor mike
00:35:03dearful farewell to susan
00:35:05i just don't think he understood
00:35:07how much i need
00:35:09the approval of others
00:35:10oh look at that
00:35:11she's had such a rough time
00:35:13and he found romance with tiffany
00:35:15in the hot tub
00:35:17when you finally found someone who really shares your faith
00:35:20that's the most important thing
00:35:28come on ray
00:35:29how can you watch this crap
00:35:30i love this show
00:35:31they're filming this in santo domingo
00:35:34the relationships that these people have are pathetic
00:35:36well maybe not as pathetic as the one you two have
00:35:42i'm just saying
00:35:43all right
00:35:44all right guys
00:35:45roll them
00:35:48earlier on
00:35:49el soltero
00:35:52lisa
00:35:53when we were out there
00:35:54drinking champagne from hot edward
00:35:56it really meant something
00:35:57and i think we can be together
00:35:59and jen
00:36:00oh jenny
00:36:01you're incredibly intelligent
00:36:04well red
00:36:04you fight diseases in third world countries
00:36:07we have nothing in common
00:36:09but
00:36:10but
00:36:11um
00:36:12the line
00:36:13give me the line
00:36:14sometimes opposites attract
00:36:16sometimes
00:36:17opposite attracts
00:36:19so i have to go with my gut now
00:36:23so
00:36:25lisa
00:36:26this is for you baby
00:36:40you
00:36:41run you fool
00:36:42run
00:36:44you got
00:36:56inspector morales
00:37:04great
00:37:06now
00:37:06all right
00:37:12way to go amigo
00:37:13yeah
00:37:15there's been another attack at the resort
00:37:16i don't know why that's so far away from here
00:37:18what happened
00:37:19we had there now we might be able to help
00:37:20listen uh
00:37:21sweetheart hey
00:37:22listen
00:37:23we barely made it out alive from the last run-in
00:37:26yeah but we've seen it
00:37:28people's lives are at stake here ray
00:37:30we have enough fuel to get to belize
00:37:32yeah sure
00:37:33i think we do
00:37:35hey i'm sorry but i got other problems
00:37:38hey nita i don't want you going after that thing alone
00:37:40ray
00:37:40it's not something you'd understand
00:37:43fuck
00:37:44i won't be there to save you this time
00:37:52i cannot play with you right now
00:37:59i need to try and find a replacement nurse
00:38:06stop that
00:38:07do not chew on the specimens
00:38:09my goal was always to create a perfect human specimen
00:38:13and at this point you're not even human
00:38:15so if you're going to behave like an animal i insist
00:38:19you'll be a well-behaved one
00:38:21i went to the pet store
00:38:24these are for you
00:38:28no
00:38:29they are for being good
00:38:31and good means
00:38:37using the wee-wee pad
00:38:43i call this your office because this is where you do your business
00:38:54okay
00:38:55you are going to be an outdoor pet
00:39:03you should wait fifteen minutes before you go swimming
00:39:06you should wait fifteen minutes before you go swimming
00:39:11attention all units there is a gang fight at v of four
00:39:13that's just a few blocks away
00:39:28that's just a few blocks away
00:39:28for stop
00:39:39though
00:39:45there's an interesting place
00:39:47there's more...
00:39:50there's
00:39:51an awry well ahead
00:39:54you
00:39:57hand
00:40:11What the hell is that?
00:40:48What the hell is that?
00:40:53It's me.
00:41:02This is a gang fight?
00:41:10Got any ideas?
00:41:16Oh look, shoot the tanks.
00:41:33You know what, Ray?
00:41:34If the wind stays down, we can make it to Belize by nightfall Tuesday.
00:41:39A toast.
00:41:39Not another one.
00:41:41To another successful retreat in the face of personal responsibility.
00:41:46I'll toast for the ones that go away.
00:41:49And they always go.
00:41:55To Nita.
00:41:56That calls out for the good stuff.
00:41:58I save it here cause I know you wouldn't find it.
00:42:02Wait, we gotta finish this first.
00:42:04Oh sure.
00:42:18It's the good stuff, man.
00:42:27That's the good stuff, right?
00:42:36What's in that bottle?
00:42:38It's the good stuff.
00:42:39Oh my God.
00:42:40Oh my God.
00:42:43Oh the good stuff.
00:42:45Oh I love it.
00:42:46So much better, so much better.
00:42:54Oh it's burning!
00:43:00It's the voodoo!
00:43:01It's the voodoo man!
00:43:03We didn't give him the heart and now he's punishing us!
00:43:06You don't really believe that for me!
00:43:11Whoa!
00:43:12Whoa!
00:43:13Whoa!
00:43:14Whoa!
00:43:14Whoa!
00:43:15Whoa!
00:43:21Whoa!
00:43:25What a PG?
00:43:27Listen.
00:43:28That whole structure push thing, it's a, it's a, it's too dangerous.
00:43:33Whoa!
00:43:34Okay, okay, okay, okay, I get the voodoo!
00:43:36Oh!
00:43:39Captain Ray.
00:43:41I am a man of many virtues.
00:43:45But patience is not one of them.
00:43:48Bring me the creature's heart.
00:43:52Oh my God.
00:43:54Okay.
00:43:55Okay.
00:43:58What the hell was that?
00:44:00The tentacles I've seen before.
00:44:01The other one is near.
00:44:03Inspector Morales, repeat the previous message.
00:44:05We need an ambulance and a SWAT team.
00:44:07No, no, no.
00:44:08The part about the half whale, half wolf.
00:44:10It's just in your man.
00:44:12If this is somebody's idea of a joke.
00:44:14It's no joke.
00:44:15Call the Navy, the President, maybe the Pope.
00:44:17I don't know.
00:44:17I don't think they're listening to us.
00:44:19Maybe we need silver bullets.
00:44:21It's gonna take more than that.
00:44:25Damn it, Pablo!
00:44:27I told you we can't make a weapon out of household appliances.
00:44:30Now we have no way to kill Sharktopus.
00:44:33And no blender.
00:44:34Who's my favorite blender, man?
00:44:37El Higuador era de mi mamá.
00:44:39Attention, the Coast Guard has issued a small craft advisory.
00:44:43Sharktopus.
00:44:44They're trying to evacuate people so they won't cause a panic.
00:44:46So what do we do now?
00:44:50I've got a better idea.
00:44:52Ah.
00:44:54Look, you don't have to be afraid of anything, okay?
00:44:57But the other girl...
00:44:58The other girl, she's gone, my dear.
00:44:59And you know what that means.
00:45:00You have the opportunity to find the love of your life on national televisions.
00:45:05Besides, we're miles away and you're tall and safe.
00:45:11Okay?
00:45:14Alex, lock it up.
00:45:19Carrie?
00:45:23Carrie?
00:45:28Carrie, I really never expect to have to make another decision so quickly.
00:45:33We got it going on on the high top.
00:45:35But frankly, your reaction to the violent death of my last home-mate
00:45:39showed me a whole different side of you.
00:45:41They say Season 27 was getting stale, huh?
00:45:44And Jen, obviously I was ready to say goodbye to you.
00:45:48But I'm a man of faith.
00:45:50And I wonder if he isn't trying to tell me something by sparing your life.
00:45:54If you take the flower, you'll die.
00:45:56I don't want any flower.
00:45:58I don't want it either.
00:46:01They don't want the flower!
00:46:03That's ridiculous.
00:46:05There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:46:07It's just an ordinary and average flower.
00:46:10Mike, give it to me.
00:46:12But I don't know if you're sure of my faith.
00:46:15You, you, and you.
00:46:18Follow me.
00:46:25And now, toughen up.
00:46:28This is a dangerous business.
00:46:31Do you know how many men died filming the hills?
00:46:33Oh?
00:46:59Who cares about the gangs?
00:47:01These things ate half the gangs.
00:47:03Get eyes on these things.
00:47:06Sounds like werewolves on the move.
00:47:08You want to follow him?
00:47:09Not until we figure out what we're dealing with.
00:47:19But all you think about is food.
00:47:21You don't need a scientist.
00:47:23You need a maid.
00:47:24Somebody to feed you and clean up your slime.
00:47:28Well, I'm going.
00:47:30Not that you can.
00:47:31I thought we had something special.
00:47:34A chance to revolutionize the study of genetics.
00:47:37Maybe even create a master race in our own image.
00:47:41Tell me it was all worth it.
00:47:43That you're going to do something bold with your life.
00:47:46Oh, no.
00:47:46No, no, no, no.
00:47:47Please, please.
00:47:48No.
00:47:48Not on the face.
00:47:54No.
00:48:03No.
00:48:03No.
00:48:04No.
00:48:04No.
00:48:07You know, as a little boy, I had this model plane, and I wanted to put it together.
00:48:12It was so cool.
00:48:13I couldn't figure that thing out for the life of me, so...
00:48:16Wait a minute.
00:48:17When I was smarter and bigger and taller and...
00:48:18Wait a minute.
00:48:19...and somewhere I would...
00:48:20I've seen that model.
00:48:21I've seen it.
00:48:22You don't know that plane.
00:48:23I threw it away a while ago.
00:48:25I was cleaning up.
00:48:26I was afraid you were sniffing the glue.
00:48:29Thanks, Pablo.
00:48:30I hated that plane thing.
00:48:33It made me feel like such a freaking idiot.
00:48:38According to the internet, shark to this was some kind of a genetic weapon.
00:48:42But there's no mention of a werewolf or anything like that.
00:48:46There must be a clue.
00:48:47Somewhere.
00:48:51Hey.
00:48:52What about her?
00:48:53The steroids doctor?
00:48:54You said she was advanced.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:48:56Yeah, but come on.
00:48:57Let me see.
00:49:01Dr. Elsa Reinhardt.
00:49:03German national.
00:49:04Studied medicine at Oxford.
00:49:06And molecular biology at MIT.
00:49:09She's on the no-flight list.
00:49:16Her clinic is right on the river.
00:49:18Only a couple of miles from the first attack.
00:49:21You ready for this?
00:49:23Reinhardt used to work in the same clinic where Charctopus was created.
00:49:27You want to call on Schwab?
00:49:28No.
00:49:29Let's check it out first.
00:49:30I'll drive.
00:49:32Yo, mio.
00:49:38You know, I'm gonna get him to fix us something good, because this is stale.
00:49:42It's really stale.
00:49:48Captain Phil!
00:49:49Hey!
00:49:50Captain Phil, you got any fish you could spare?
00:49:53Hey, man.
00:49:54Hey, you okay, man?
00:49:54Come on, let's go.
00:50:09I can't.
00:50:10I can't.
00:50:14I can't.
00:50:15I can't.
00:50:15You can't.
00:50:15I can't.
00:50:16Yeah.
00:50:17Well, I can't.
00:50:19Let's go ahead.
00:50:20No!
00:50:21Take it, Paula! Take it!
00:50:23Take it! It's hard!
00:50:26Are you crazy?
00:50:27This is what...
00:50:29Where do we can take this?
00:50:32It counts for effort.
00:50:34Here.
00:50:35I'll do the talking.
00:50:38Hello, Humane Society help you?
00:50:41I need to give my animal away, quickly.
00:50:43Uh, so you're rightly pushing your pet?
00:50:47I am changing the country.
00:50:49Is the animal house broken?
00:50:50The house is broken.
00:50:51Uh, what?
00:50:53Any idea if it's heritage?
00:50:56No.
00:50:57Uh, ma'am, um, really?
00:50:59Just trying to get nice.
00:51:01Big!
00:51:02More than a hundred pounds?
00:51:04Yeah, Finn's been here was a puppy, so probably still going.
00:51:08Can get him.
00:51:09Is there any chance you could, uh, take the dog with you?
00:51:12Be cannibals in our shelter and it's likely we'll, uh, have to put him down.
00:51:16Wait a minute, I think I hear him.
00:51:21Robert!
00:51:22The answer will get in the water and...
00:51:25Choo!
00:51:25Choo!
00:51:27Maybe I'll take you a four walk later if you're good.
00:51:34What?
00:51:43I was thinking of getting you a cat to play this.
00:51:48Do not do anything right.
00:52:05Do not do anything right.
00:52:08I'm really more of a cat person.
00:52:10Do not do anything wrong.
00:52:14Stop.
00:52:14Ahhhh!
00:52:17Ahhhh!
00:52:24Come on.
00:52:38anybody in there this is the police
00:52:44we don't have a warrant check around back door was open when we got here
00:53:10dr. Reinhardt
00:53:14dr. Reinhardt
00:53:33dr. Reinhardt
00:54:16dr. Reinhardt
00:54:18dr. Reinhardt
00:54:19dr. Reinhardt
00:54:22dr. Reinhardt
00:54:36dr. Reinhardt
00:54:37dr. Reinhardt
00:54:43dr. Reinhardt
00:54:44dr. Reinhardt
00:54:44dr. Reinhardt
00:54:45dr. Reinhardt
00:54:45dr. Reinhardt
00:54:46dr. Reinhardt
00:54:46dr. Reinhardt
00:54:48dr. Reinhardt
00:54:48dr. Reinhardt
00:55:04Doctor Reinhardt what the hell have you experiment on my life I was trying to make some
00:55:11I'd say there's no such thing
00:55:22me the creature's heart what makes shark to push special is that he's technical yeah you
00:55:28know you know cuz all sharks have heart there's nothing special about a heart I'm telling you
00:55:33no sense of romance the heart is always the most important part but this may work
00:55:43guess we better lock a box
00:55:46what are you talking about oh god I need the shark to push to make a kiss kiss
00:55:52love potion number nine no this shark to push is way too strong what shall I waste it
00:55:58only two drunken fools to tell me my business oh no he's a habit captain ray do you like to
00:56:04go to
00:56:05rooster fights what cruelty to animals Francois tiny loves it very much in my house in the country
00:56:13we have an entire room dedicated to my I treat them very well you know good food air conditioning
00:56:21that's right I treat my cock better than I treat this bit that's important it is a great success
00:56:32yes chief tiny's cock is the biggest the strongest in the island I'm all defeated you want to know my
00:56:41secret there's no more I don't want to know anything else my cock loves to fight because I have too
00:56:48much
00:56:49juju like this man each more loyal than the other cause they feel it in here
00:57:10oh
00:57:19I can feel it
00:57:22shark to push in I won't be one
00:57:28oh
00:57:28off you go your debt is paid
00:57:32my men will escort you to your boat that's how you treat people you are to leave this island never
00:57:39to return that's not part of a bargain you're right it is not a bargain it is a must do
00:57:47thing
00:57:48hmm chief teeny off with them teeny I mean
00:58:03if today is my last day on this god-forsaken island I will subject myself to abuse one last time
00:58:14all right thank god it's here no nita I'm calling to say goodbye
00:58:18shut it listen I'm in a clinic at 22nd in republican clinic are you pregnant
00:58:25what is nita pregnant no no no she's not pregnant
00:58:34call it in the creature's here look can we make a pit stop
00:58:40pop will make it worth your while what oh no
00:58:43wear that dress you like that sounds good
00:58:52how is this place
00:58:57nita i hate hybrids
00:59:00let me hit it
00:59:19get the laptop get the laptop i'm getting her to the car
00:59:31oh
00:59:36let me get the mobile
00:59:37oh
00:59:37oh
00:59:37oh
00:59:38oh
00:59:38oh
00:59:38oh
00:59:38oh
00:59:40oh
00:59:40oh
00:59:40oh
00:59:42What are you doing?
00:59:43What are you doing?
00:59:47What are you doing?
00:59:56See them!
01:00:03We see it in them! We see it in them!
01:00:07You should let me drive.
01:00:08You're still under the influence. Look at your neck.
01:00:10So are you.
01:00:11Yeah, Nita, but he's been driving like that for 20 years. Go faster!
01:00:16Ray, it's coming! It's coming, Ray!
01:00:18Oh, my God! Look at that thing!
01:00:22Look out!
01:00:22It's fast!
01:00:23Go faster, man!
01:00:25Go! You gotta go faster!
01:00:27Hang on!
01:00:31Nita, Nita, you're with me. Come on, stay with me, Nita.
01:00:35Hey, get these cars off my bridge! I got a tanker coming through!
01:00:41We lost.
01:00:45Look out!
01:00:46What the...
01:00:48They're moving the bridge!
01:00:50We're trapped!
01:00:50We gotta get out of here, man!
01:00:52That thing's right behind us!
01:00:57What?
01:00:57No!
01:00:58Hold on!
01:00:59Ah!
01:01:12What are those idiots still doing on a bridge?
01:01:16What is that?
01:01:18Oh, my God!
01:01:21Hold on!
01:01:27Oh, my God!
01:01:31Oh, my God!
01:01:33Oh!
01:01:39Oh, my God!
01:01:43Oh!
01:02:02Holy crap!
01:02:04Holy crap!
01:02:06Holy crap!
01:02:10Ah, man!
01:02:13Where are you going?
01:02:14I'm getting you to the hospital!
01:02:16But you're leaking them right into the middle of the city, Ray.
01:02:18Take me to the hospital, man!
01:02:27And, of course, Columbus never discovered the Indian spices he was looking for.
01:02:31But he did bring back a host of new plants and animals never before seen in Europe.
01:02:36The avocado, the tomato, the turkey, and, of course, the...
01:02:41Not the pigeon!
01:02:44Oh, boy.
01:02:46Let's go.
01:03:25We go now to live footage from the central platform.
01:03:28Who watches this crap?
01:03:30Sorry, man.
01:03:31You're only.
01:03:32Sorry.
01:03:34Please.
01:03:36I'll get a nurse.
01:03:37I'll get a nurse.
01:03:38The situation is under control and that injuries from these attacks have been minimal.
01:03:45Excuse me, ma'am.
01:03:46My friend's in a lot of pain.
01:03:49We'll be with you in a moment.
01:03:55Sorry, Pablo.
01:03:57Can I get you anything?
01:03:58Actually, can you get me a soda?
01:04:02Do you have any updates?
01:04:09How's Pablo?
01:04:11Oh, he's okay.
01:04:13He keeps saying it's my fault.
01:04:16I think he's laying the groundwork for a workman's comp claim.
01:04:20How's your name?
01:04:21It's fine.
01:04:23Listen.
01:04:24Sharktopus and Werewolf are destroying the city.
01:04:27Now we've lost track of them.
01:04:28Did you just say Werewolf?
01:04:30You got a better name?
01:04:33Mm-mm.
01:04:35I gotta figure out where Werewolf is and what it wants from my heart's laptop.
01:04:41She was placing together genes from every corner of the animal kingdom.
01:04:45I don't get this.
01:04:46Here, let me take a look.
01:04:48Okay, Professor Brady.
01:04:50Please explain it to me.
01:04:52You know what?
01:04:53That's always been your problem, Nita.
01:04:56You know, I just saved your life for, what, the second time today?
01:04:59And you'd think that you could give me some credit.
01:05:02Sorry.
01:05:04Thank you, Ray.
01:05:05You ever thought that underneath this strong, masculine facade is a renaissance man,
01:05:10the one that women wouldn't want to live with for the rest of their life,
01:05:13the one that your mother says is a keeper?
01:05:15Just look at the files, Ray.
01:05:16Are you kidding me, girlfriend?
01:05:17I have no idea, no clue how to even get on that internet webby thingy.
01:05:24This is before.
01:05:27And this is the after.
01:05:29What?
01:05:30You dyed your hair?
01:05:31That's the same face.
01:05:33What happened to your massive plastic surgery?
01:05:35I'm a natural beauty.
01:05:37As your agent, I have to tell you,
01:05:39there are very few roles for women in the late, late twilight of their careers.
01:05:45But I feel so much younger.
01:05:47I have the legs of an 18-year-old.
01:05:49Are you keeping them in the freezer?
01:05:51You know, I was thinking, we should submit to that horror movie.
01:05:55As one of the zombies.
01:05:56No, the sexy college student.
01:05:59I don't think I heard that right.
01:06:01The island breeze has rejuvenated me.
01:06:04I know you did horror when you were younger.
01:06:07But movies are different now.
01:06:09They have sound.
01:06:14There's no way on earth you can be cast as a scream queen.
01:06:22Are you trying to audition?
01:06:26Oh, no, no.
01:06:28I'm sorry, this scream is just not believable.
01:06:36Reinhardt never worked in any weapons program.
01:06:38She mostly worked with actresses and athletes.
01:06:41If I only knew which one...
01:06:43What good would that do?
01:06:44I don't know.
01:06:45We could find out the weakness.
01:06:48Wait.
01:06:49That's Felix Rosa.
01:06:50What about him?
01:06:51In the lab, when that thing grabbed the stick from Pablo and swung and hit him,
01:06:55that swing, that was Felix Rosa.
01:06:58How do you know?
01:06:59When that SOB tanked in the series against Boston, I lost two grand.
01:07:02I'd know that lousy swing anywhere.
01:07:04Yeah, but why would it be after Sharktopus?
01:07:06Rosa was always kind of a prat.
01:07:08You know, he's one of those guys that thinks she's the top dog.
01:07:10Kindred spirit, Ray?
01:07:13When his RBI started to fade, he started swinging at refs, fans, women, anything he could hit.
01:07:20Well, that's a relief.
01:07:22What?
01:07:23Don't get me wrong, Ray.
01:07:24Monsters fighting in the city, it's going to kill the tourist trade.
01:07:28But random violence, it's better than organized aggression.
01:07:32If one of those creatures was controlled by somebody, following orders, that would be a real problem.
01:07:40What?
01:07:41Chief Teeny.
01:07:42I mean, he's an eccentric guy.
01:07:44I mean, but his master plan, I mean, it wouldn't really work.
01:07:46I mean, a cockfight, yes.
01:07:47What does Chief Teeny have to do with this?
01:07:49He, well, he may have a way to control Sharktopus.
01:07:54Are you involved in this too, Ray?
01:07:56Involved is sort of a, a, a gray area.
01:07:59I gotta get there now.
01:07:59No, no, no, you don't.
01:08:01I can talk to him.
01:08:02Maybe I can get him to help us out.
01:08:04We, we, look, you just stay here.
01:08:06You gotta find his weakness.
01:08:07You got the computer, find his weakness.
01:08:08He likes to hit balls and women.
01:08:11Balls and women.
01:08:19Buy chap.
01:08:21Buy chap.
01:08:23Rabbit.근들.
01:08:32We, what do
01:08:33you want? You have to come.
01:08:41Top 10 days later.
01:08:42We, go. Based
01:08:58It's still missing something.
01:09:02Whoa! Easy, bud!
01:09:06Yes. Yes, I understand.
01:09:08That was the Undersecretary of Defense.
01:09:10He said he's ready to call in an airstrike,
01:09:13but he's worried about civilian casualties.
01:09:15He won't give the order
01:09:16unless the creatures are in an isolated location.
01:09:18Isolated?
01:09:19How are we going to do that
01:09:20if we don't even know where they are?
01:09:22Think, think.
01:09:23Brian.
01:09:23The lab is destroyed.
01:09:25Rosa doesn't have a home on the island.
01:09:26If you were werewolves, where would you go?
01:09:29I don't know. The mountains? The jungle?
01:09:32Hey, maybe they swam to Florida by now.
01:09:34He's Dominican, not Cuban.
01:09:37That's it!
01:09:38The only place a Dominican baseball player would go.
01:09:42The baseball stadium.
01:09:43Make a U-Track.
01:09:45We just need both creatures there,
01:09:46then call the airstrike.
01:09:47We told these guys lurking outside.
01:09:49I wasn't lurking, I was knocking. There's a difference.
01:09:52What are you doing here?
01:09:54I know you told me to, like, leave the island, but...
01:09:57Well...
01:09:58I got this, uh...
01:10:01Teeny tiny...
01:10:02Teeny tiny...
01:10:03Tiny favorite tiny?
01:10:05Teeny.
01:10:06Aleph, who?
01:10:06You ain't got nothing left to offer me.
01:10:09It's... There's another...
01:10:10There's another creature.
01:10:10I mean, if you...
01:10:12If you can control Sharktopus...
01:10:14If...
01:10:15Perfect!
01:10:16Perfect!
01:10:16You get Sharktopus to eat...
01:10:18Like I got, huh?
01:10:19And, uh, President said that he'll pardon you.
01:10:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:10:24My dear Captain Ray.
01:10:27Uh-huh.
01:10:28With...
01:10:30Sharktopus...
01:10:31Being...
01:10:32Como se te?
01:10:34With the aid of this voodoo doll.
01:10:36My bitch.
01:10:37I will be the government.
01:10:40Besides...
01:10:41I already heard of this new demon.
01:10:44And I will control him, too.
01:10:47Like Sharktopus with this doll.
01:10:53Well...
01:10:54If you're not gonna help, then...
01:10:55You leave me no choice.
01:10:57I will use...
01:10:58My drunken judo, kom-po-ro...
01:11:06And then you're-
01:11:08How did you say, um...
01:11:11And you'll be my bitch!
01:11:15You think I'm an idiot?
01:11:17I'm always just having drinks.
01:11:19I am the great Chief Francois.
01:11:21Descendant of the last...
01:11:23Don't you think I would know these parlor kicks?
01:11:26Uh, absolutely.
01:11:28But since you want to play this juju game,
01:11:32I will teach you a lesson on how it's really done.
01:11:36This is me, mana, too.
01:11:38Shocktopus, too.
01:11:39It already gives me insight
01:11:42into the mind of Shocktopus.
01:11:46The Shocktopus voodoo doll is the key.
01:11:49And with the tentacle, it is activated.
01:11:52But the bond will be stronger
01:11:57if we add some sacrificial blood.
01:12:04Human blood.
01:12:07Take him to the alley and gut him.
01:12:20Now, what part of the government do I destroy first?
01:12:31How...
01:12:32Son of a...
01:12:59Hoor.
01:13:01Hoor.
01:13:09you let him go you idiot so now i know what kung fu juju does
01:13:30is that everyone yes good
01:13:37ray what's up well you know same old same old where are you the baseball stadium i thought given its
01:13:44history well we'll might be here but i need charge if it's here too well i might be able to
01:13:48help if
01:13:48i can just uh find the ensuite and this voodoo doll shoot ah get my power ray ray yeah yeah
01:14:06pablo hey dita over here how's that man coming no sign of huevo that buys us time it's not like
01:14:16a
01:14:17boat's engine you know but we're gonna get there i think it's gonna hold it only needs to hold for
01:14:23a
01:14:23few minutes long enough to jolt them perfect then we just need the creatures can you give me a hand
01:14:30let's get the other side sure so exactly how's this gonna work pablo well this net is made out of
01:14:38metal
01:14:38we're gonna run 60 000 bolts through it and whatever it touches it's gonna go up in flames
01:14:43that will hold him until jets come here i'm completely lost who am i kidding i have no clue how
01:14:52to turn this
01:14:53thing on
01:14:58it is very simple captain ray you just have to feel it
01:15:13that was for your insolence this is for your doubt
01:15:44this really works
01:15:48i've got i've got the juju i've got the juju i've got the juju i can call you
01:15:56friends
01:16:11i guess not
01:16:12i guess not
01:16:17i guess not
01:16:28oh there's something fishy about this place
01:17:06this is going to be bad
01:17:08so this should take care of them are you sure this is gonna work well i hope it does i
01:17:13mean once we turn
01:17:15on the lights it should what was that find the control booth it's up above us oh no
01:17:28okay okay okay where am i where am i where am i where am i where am i where am
01:17:32i where am i where am i where am i thanks
01:17:45excuse me i saw them first they're just my size
01:17:50Run! Look for your lives!
01:17:52Run!
01:17:52I'm dead!
01:17:53Look for your lives!
01:18:31Hello? Anybody home?
01:18:43This place stinks.
01:18:47Not even a monster would hide in here.
01:18:53Oh, no. Come on.
01:18:55Gotta start somewhere.
01:18:58Now.
01:19:16Like shooting fish in a barrel.
01:19:20This one.
01:19:22Uh-oh.
01:19:25It's not good.
01:19:27Okay. Stay like that.
01:19:35Come on. You can do it.
01:19:38It doesn't say light.
01:19:44Frank!
01:19:47You got werewolves?
01:19:49It's over there.
01:19:51Where's your octopus?
01:19:52Oh, he's on his way.
01:19:53Where are the jets?
01:20:03I need the air force now.
01:20:05Command, this is hunter leader inbound.
01:20:08CPA, two minutes.
01:20:09I don't have a few minutes.
01:20:11That thing has been up to me.
01:20:12It takes me everywhere.
01:20:13It's been on me.
01:20:13I can't lose it.
01:20:14Isn't that the thing that controls it?
01:20:16It's supposed to, but it doesn't work.
01:20:22Come on, you stupid machine.
01:20:26That's it.
01:20:48Goodbye, Sharktopus.
01:20:53One down.
01:20:56Go, let's go.
01:20:59Go, go, go.
01:21:02Go, go, go.
01:21:03Go, go, go.
01:21:03I got this.
01:21:06Wanna play fetch boy?
01:21:08Huh?
01:21:13Atta boy.
01:21:14Go get it, boy.
01:21:16Good doggy.
01:21:19Atta boy.
01:21:23Targeting me.
01:21:24Time to screw this push.
01:21:26Ray.
01:21:28Ray, look.
01:21:33Come on.
01:21:34Come on.
01:21:49We did it.
01:21:50We did it.
01:21:53Hey, I saved you again.
01:21:55That's the third time, did I?
01:21:56This is a kiss me moment.
01:21:59Look, one of a kind.
01:22:00One of a kind.
01:22:01Save the day.
01:22:02Save the day.
01:22:02Save the day.
01:22:03Shut up and kiss me.
01:22:04Shut up and kiss me.
01:22:28Oh, my God.
01:22:35Ah, ha.
01:22:42From the bowels of the earth comes an explosive, unstoppable force.
01:22:47I hate spiders.
01:22:52Well, it worked, didn't it?
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