00:01I have a twin brother, and he, uh, he passed away.
00:08Roman, you need help.
00:10You need help?
00:11Well, that's true.
00:15As a twin, it's like you internalize the difference between you and your other half.
00:20Who's older?
00:21I am now that she's dead.
00:23No, I'm kidding.
00:25I'm Dennis.
00:26Roman.
00:26Oh, I wouldn't eat that.
00:28It tastes like balls.
00:30I like balls.
00:32Oh my God, it's so bad.
00:34I feel like being a twin kind of ruined me.
00:36I want to hang out all the time.
00:38I'm too needy.
00:39I hate doing things alone.
00:41Cooking meals, folding laundry.
00:43Yeah, so much faster with you people.
00:45Right?
00:46I mean, honestly, whoever invented the fitted sheet should be flagellated, and not the fun
00:49kind.
00:53You get me.
00:55Do you want to get groceries with me?
00:57Yeah, I mean, you need to go to the store.
01:00Oh, there's a gay guy at work.
01:05You should meet him.
01:06I think you'd really get along.
01:07Yeah, that's sort of like, you're both Asian.
01:09I'm sure you have lots of Asian things to talk about.
01:11Oh, hey, what's up?
01:12I'm Sammy.
01:13Hi, I hear we have a lot in common.
01:14Give me some, give me some, give me some sign-up.
01:17You know, that was supposed to be...
01:19With your boyfriend?
01:20No, we're just pals.
01:23What kind of girls are you into?
01:23I like boobs.
01:27What's the worst thing you've ever done?
01:32What's the worst thing you've ever done?
01:38Roman said you lost a twin, so you know what it feels like to be split.
01:44Well, if you're going to hell, keep going, right?
01:52You just have to know your limits.
01:53I don't know my limits.
01:59I wish I could take it back.
02:03Rocky.
02:05Oh, stop!
02:09You know, people say, just be yourself.
02:13Like, what version of me?
02:16Together or separate?
02:18Together.
02:19Separate.
02:23Bye.
02:24Bye.
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