00:01She goes, uh, Mr. Segura, do you want to go next?
00:03I go, do you want me to go next?
00:06Okay, I'll go.
00:08Hey, kids.
00:10Uh, I learned...
00:12If you really want to know the truth, I'll tell you the truth.
00:14Honestly, honestly, I learned that I didn't really wash my hands before.
00:22Remember, because when it first broke, when they were like,
00:25this is AIDS in the air, and you're like, wait, what?
00:27What did you say?
00:31How do you get it?
00:32And they're like, do you ever touch stuff?
00:33And you're like, all the time, yeah.
00:37Wash your hands.
00:38Okay.
00:39The CDC asked, do you ever open doors?
00:48So many.
00:49Yes.
00:50Wash your hands.
00:52You got it.
00:54Now I do.
00:55I really do.
00:55But if I'm being completely honest, back then,
00:58I feel like I really only washed my hands when I had literal shit on them.
01:03You know?
01:04Like...
01:05You know those...
01:09Wipes where your hand comes up and it's right here on your thumb,
01:12and you're like...
01:16God damn it.
01:19I'm gonna wash my hands.
01:23I'm not a fucking lunatic.
01:25I'm not gonna see that.
01:27I'm busy.
01:27I'm gonna, you know...
01:29I'll give it a real scrub.
01:32But even then, I'll check my work after.
01:34I'll check to see if I did it.
01:39Some of you are lying.
01:42I hate when people...
01:43Oh, that's never happened...
01:46To me.
01:46Really?
01:47You've never had a sloppy joe just fall out of you before?
01:53Or a cherry bomb?
01:54You know, the...
01:55Those, and you're like...
01:58It's on both cheeks?
02:00How's it on both cheeks?
02:04Too many Brussels sprouts.
02:06That's how.
02:06Now...
