00:00My kids find me annoying.
00:02All children find their parents annoying,
00:05which is kind of ironic,
00:07given children essentially ruin their parents' lives.
00:15Parents give their children their time, their energy, and their money,
00:19and we repay our parents with resentment.
00:25You ever see an adult get a phone call from one of their parents?
00:29You'd think it was a debt collector.
00:32Oh, that's my mom.
00:36Yeah, I know you took care of me for a quarter of a century,
00:41but now's not a good time.
00:52You know what wasn't a good time?
00:55Giving up my dreams.
00:59So you could be a general disappointment.
01:02Oh!
01:02We'll see you tomorrow.
01:02And we'll see you next time.
01:02I'm gonna miss you tomorrow.
01:02I'm gonna miss you tomorrow.
01:03You're welcome.
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