00:00My child's gonna get an African name, I don't care.
00:02Real African names are wicked, man.
00:04I was at this casino in South Africa, right?
00:06I'm playing blackjack.
00:07I look at the dealer, right? It was an African dude.
00:09I think they put this guy there just to confuse you when you're gambling.
00:12Because I looked at his name tag, I swear to God.
00:15The guy's name was spelt, exclamation mark, X-O-B-I-L-E.
00:21And I'm like, how the hell do you say that?
00:23So I'm not from there, I thought I'd take a shot, right?
00:25I'm like, yeah, could I get another card there, uh...
00:29S-O-B-I-L-E.
00:31Look at another card there, S-O-B-I-L-E.
00:35D-O-B-I-L-E!
00:37See, because I thought you had to start big, you know?
00:39Because the exclamation was at the beginning of the name, right?
00:42If it was a question mark, I'd be like, D-O-B-I-L-E?
00:46But it was an exclamation, so I'm like, D-O-B-I-L-E!
00:50And he looks at me and he goes, please do not yell in the casino.
00:54I go, I'm not yelling, man, I'm just trying to say your name.
00:57He goes, that is not how you say my name.
00:59How do you say your name?
01:00I swear to God, man.
01:02The guy goes, my name is pronounced B-I-L-E.
01:07He had a click in his name!
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