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00:05Daphne, Bertrand...
00:28Huh? Hello? Is someone there?
00:33Oh, cartwheeling kitchen, Camels, Fred. If you've snuck in here again to conserve body heat by lying across my legs.
00:43Fred?
00:55You! No! Not again!
01:03You! You! You! You! You! You! You!
01:08Santa? Wait! No! Dad!
01:15I've got to get out of here! Let me go!
01:19But Dad, what's happened?
01:34Come on, come on, come on, come on!
01:37Oh boy, come on, come on, come on! Let's go buddy! Come on, come on, we gotta move!
01:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! No, no, no, no, no!
01:50Ah! Ahhhhhhh!
01:57Huh?
01:58Ah! Whoa!
01:59Oh, whoa!
02:00Hey, hey, gotcha!
02:03Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
02:10I don't like it! I don't like it!
02:25Beak!
02:26Swing!
02:27Tail!
02:28Ribs!
02:29Giblets!
02:35I'm flying!
02:36No, still can't fly!
02:40I'm flying!
02:43Breathe, breathe!
02:48Bottom feeder!
02:50A bit over!
02:57Ta-da!
02:59No, no, no, no!
03:00Look, it's okay, I'm just a clown!
03:32Whine the scam program!
03:34Yeah!
03:39Oh, son of a gun.
03:41Way to go.
03:44Oh, that little stuck on me there, Ms. Squibbles.
03:48It's Sherry.
03:51We did it!
03:57Way to go, it was my cat.
04:00You rule.
04:01I have never ruled before.
04:04You guys killed it out there.
04:06Awesome.
04:06Hey, Wazowski.
04:08Come on, let's go, you maniac for celebrating.
04:13Mike?
04:14I did it.
04:17I can't believe it.
04:20I'm gonna be a scarer.
04:22Yeah, yes, you are.
04:24Hey, you hear that?
04:25Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
04:26You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski.
04:28Boo!
04:36I knew I was scary.
04:38I didn't know I was that scary.
04:40Yeah, we're so scary, I guess we broke it.
04:42Come on.
04:56It's been tampered with.
04:57Oh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
04:59Why are my settings different?
05:03Mike, we should leave.
05:05Did you do this?
05:07Mike.
05:07Did you do this?
05:10I...
05:12Yes, I did.
05:14But you don't understand.
05:15Why?
05:16Why did you do this?
05:18You know, just in case.
05:19In case of what?
05:23You don't think I'm scary.
05:25Mike?
05:26You said you believed in me.
05:28But you're just like Heart Scrabble.
05:30You're just like everyone else.
05:31Look, you'll get better and better.
05:32I'm as scary as you.
05:34I'm as scary as anyone.
05:35I just wanted to help.
05:36No.
05:37You just wanted to help yourself.
05:39Well, what was I supposed to do?
05:40Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
06:09Let the whole team fail.
06:21Let the whole team fail.
06:42Hey, eyebrows.
06:49Eyebrows.
06:50Eyebrows!
06:51Eyebrows!
06:52Eyebrows!
06:53Eyebrows!
07:11Eyebrows!
07:13I'm excited, you were alive
07:14I'm a little dry, I'm a little dry
07:17I'm a little dry
07:19I'm a little dry
07:21I'm a little dry
07:23Oh
07:28Oh
07:29Oh
07:29Oh
07:30Oh
07:30Oh
07:31Oh
07:32Oh
07:34Oh
07:36Oh
07:36Oh
07:51Hey
07:52Oh
07:55Hey
07:56Hey
07:58Hey
07:59Hey
08:02Push me again
08:05Oh
08:06Oh
08:07I fell down
08:10Oh
08:10I don't know
08:12Oh my goodness
08:13Maya
08:14Are you okay?
08:16Hmm
08:19Kids keep falling off the swings
08:20It seems strange
08:22Kids will be kids Chie they're bound to hurt themselves at some point
08:24I understand but still
08:26This is the fifth time this week
08:28And always on the swings
08:30Hey
08:31Huh?
08:34What's the matter?
08:35What's going on?
08:36It's the best part of the playground
08:39Kaya, not again
08:42It's not fair, let me have a turn
08:44You can't swing right now
08:46Why not? I was in line, you know
08:48And you can't line up
08:49Get out of the way
08:51Sorry
08:52Sorry, not gonna happen
08:54Kaya Sato
08:55Huh?
08:56You're doing it again
08:57You can't tell the other kids what they can and can't do
09:02We've talked about this, Kaya
09:06Miss Chie is the one in charge of Kaya now
09:09They say her previous teacher quit after having a nervous breakdown
09:12She's always getting into trouble and starting fights
09:15Miss Chie sure has her hands full this year
09:20Don't look down while I'm talking
09:22Now listen carefully
09:23Kaya wait
09:26Everyone calls her kindergarten's troublemaker
09:28Hey Kaya, come back here
09:31Oh
09:33Huh?
09:39Hey!
09:41Uh
09:43Come on, someone push me
09:47Whoa
09:49Push me again
09:52Again, again, again, push me again
09:55Woohoo, come on, push harder
09:57Huh?
09:59Uh
10:07Don't push anymore
10:08Ah!
10:09Stop pushing!
10:11Ah!
10:12I've got a ball!
10:13Stop it, I don't wanna play anymore
10:16Ah!
10:24If you're done, please step aside
10:28Were you the one pushing me, Kaya?
10:30You're so mean!
10:31I almost fell off the swing!
10:32Why would you do that?
10:33I'm gonna tell if you-
10:35Huh?
10:38Huh?
10:39Why does the swing seem so scary?
10:41The swing isn't scary
10:43It-
10:44Ah!
10:47Ah!
10:49The mysterious uptick in swing accidents was not caused by the children's carelessness
10:54Nor by the mischief of the kindergarten's troublemaker
10:58But rather by some otherworldly monster
11:01A monster whose hands were waiting
11:04Waiting for a child to get on the swing
11:08So it could push them until they fall
11:10Right into their clutches
11:12Yes
11:13Again, again, again
11:15Again, again
11:16Again
11:16We'll fall again
11:18To generation
11:20. . . .
11:23And now?
11:24Will another unwitting child meet their demise
11:26At the hands of this beast?
11:31They will not
11:37And the reason?
11:41Because Kaya is the world's strongest psychic
11:48It's okay now
11:51Come on, let's swing together
11:54No way! I'm too scared!
11:57The swings are scary! And Kaya's scary too!
12:00Hmm
12:02Kaya isn't scary
12:04Kiri?
12:11Kaya? What was that?
12:14BUS! THIS IS SERIOUS!
12:24I knew I shouldn't have taken all the Zambian
12:35Amy? Wake up, baby! I just had the weirdest dream
12:39Amy!
12:40What the?
12:42Flava Flav! Yeah, boy! I've been giving your girl the flavor of love!
12:50Get the hell out of here, Flava!
12:53Flava Flav!
12:57What is that about?
12:58What?
12:59You said you didn't want to be in a relationship
13:02I know, but Flava?
13:05Will
13:08I want to take it to the next level
13:14I love you
13:16I like you too
13:20Oh, man
13:23Look, you don't understand
13:24I think the world is coming to an end
13:28Well, that's a fancy way of saying you have commitment issues
13:32Unbelievable
13:33Come on, Jojo
13:36You're taking Jojo?
13:38Goodbye, Will
13:41Are you still coming to my sweet 16 party?
13:44You're 25
13:45I never had one!
13:46Grow up!
13:51It's the greatest night
13:53Super 16
13:54It's my spotlight
13:56Super 16
13:57Hope and TV
13:59Doesn't feel me cooking
14:00My super duper sweet 16
14:04Sweet 16
14:05Baby, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah
14:08Right here, Dylan, back, right here, Dylan
14:11Let's go, baby, yeah, baby, yeah
14:14Right here, Dylan, back, right here, Dylan, back
14:17Right here
14:18Come on, maybe you can scratch,送 us out at 31
14:24Let's go, baby, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, seal me
14:27Like a dog that kills me
14:29Right here, Dylan, back, right here, Dylan
14:43hear me
14:47Oh, hey, Will. Happy Sweet Sixteen.
14:50Take a look at me!
14:56Hey, Will. It's your buddy, Dr. Phil.
15:02Hey, let me show you why my frat brothers used to call me Dr. Philia.
15:08Oh, hey, baby.
15:13Lesbian?
15:14Come back here. I like it rough.
15:16Hey, Will. Where's that girlfriend of yours, Amy?
15:19Don't let her get away.
15:21She's a real quality girl. A real keeper. Like that one.
15:24Hey, come on back here, you whore.
15:28Yo!
15:30Let's prank his ass.
15:40He's sleeping like a baby.
15:42We can put his hands in one mother.
15:45Or I have it better, I think. I'll call it.
15:47Tails.
15:50Get his tails.
16:01Punch.
16:05What's up, baby?
16:07Those guys are trying to steal our booze.
16:08What?
16:09We've got to get the alcohol so we can get the girls drunk so we can finally get laid.
16:12I am a lover.
16:14Yeah, I know.
16:14I am a lover.
16:15Stop saying that.
16:16I am a lover.
16:18God, you're such a douche.
16:19Take a take on you.
16:20Oh, my God.
16:20He's locked.
16:21Just get the booze.
16:23Nobody tries to steal my gold slugger.
16:24Shoot the target.
16:28Lisa, how am I supposed to do that?
16:29I don't even have a clear shot.
16:36Heard the bullets.
16:37Say what?
16:38You can control the bullets for whatever you want.
16:43Don't tell him what to do.
16:44He's my man.
16:45Back off, bitch.
16:55Come on, bitch.
17:08Take that, bitch.
17:12Anyway, back.
17:39There's a medical term for what you do to me.
17:42Horny.
17:43Damn.
17:44Sorry, babe.
17:48Shit.
17:48I can do this.
17:52Oh, shit.
17:53Hurry up.
17:54Just carve the bullets.
17:56I know you have the power.
18:06Hurry up.
18:07Hurry up.
18:07Hurry up.
18:07Hurry up.
18:08You're my shot, asshole.
18:13Hurry up.
18:13June, why won't you have an abortion?
18:15You're not exactly part of the Kershen Coalition.
18:16I could just grab a wire hanger and do it myself.
18:20Life changements isn't keeping this baby.
18:21It looks like you were no George.
18:23Clooney, in fact, I just rolled down baby to the higher-centered army base.
18:28You're a sarcastic king who talks like she's...
18:33What the hell?
18:34What the hell?
18:37Jamie's coming tonight?
18:38No, no, that's your girl.
18:39Ashley, we're broke up.
18:40Oh, whoa.
18:41Oh, you got to know for me.
18:42Oh, there's people I used to pretty.
18:42No, no one night at BearCon.
18:43Oh, there's five to seven.
18:44I saw him in Blond's consultation.
18:44I noticed he goes on.
18:45I'm involved with her.
18:46Hey, what's your dumb ass?
18:47I know what it'll work out.
18:48It's better to end it now than the end of hurting her.
18:49You know what? You've got a minute if she's gone.
18:51Well, I didn't exactly have a best example going on.
18:52I never even knew my dad's quite when I was young.
18:54There she go, right there.
18:57Where do she live?
18:58She started dating some Calvin Klein under her mouth.
19:01But get up on her, man.
19:02I got so little to cheat you up.
19:05Why don't you go to the marching band?
19:06What better way to celebrate a super-double sweet 16.
19:08They were in a high-school movie.
19:08It was theкам band.
19:36Bye.
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