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00:00:00You taste like summer peach
00:00:03Sticky hands and softest peach
00:00:06Trippin' down my...
00:00:14Can I help you?
00:00:16I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:00:18That's sweet
00:00:19But that watch is $500,000
00:00:22It shouldn't be
00:00:23The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:26Which will result in A plus 3 minus 3 second time inaccuracy
00:00:29Please take it off the floor
00:00:32Look, I don't have time for this
00:00:34LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world
00:00:38Just bought us
00:00:39And their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:41Yeah, so I heard
00:00:54Surprise
00:00:55Oh my god, oh my god
00:00:57Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson
00:01:00I didn't realize it was you
00:01:01Don't worry about it
00:01:03I dressed down today
00:01:15Oh, I can't see
00:01:17Get down
00:01:18Press the line
00:01:24Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:01:33Mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:37Let's go, boys
00:01:40You
00:01:40Grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:43Yeah
00:01:44I don't think so
00:01:45Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:01:47I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:01:50Can we make it five?
00:01:52What?
00:01:53Yeah, five seconds
00:01:54That should be enough time
00:01:55Five
00:01:57Four
00:01:58Three
00:01:59You're dead, kid!
00:02:00Two
00:02:01And
00:02:03Enjoy prison
00:02:04What the?
00:02:09Don't fucking move
00:02:11Get the fuck back!
00:02:12Get back right now
00:02:13Or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:16I'm warning you
00:02:19Weak spot
00:02:20Bad wrist
00:02:21Hairline fracture that never healed
00:02:43This one's perfect
00:02:44I'll take it
00:02:46I'd love to stay and chat, but
00:02:50My cock is here
00:02:51And I'm going to be late for my first day of class
00:02:54Boss!
00:03:06You were born with supervision
00:03:11I know
00:03:11And with that power, you created LVMX
00:03:14A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:03:17Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:19Maple Valley is a prestigious high school
00:03:22Best in the country
00:03:22But it's still just that
00:03:24A high school
00:03:24You don't need this
00:03:27But
00:03:28I do need Katie
00:03:33We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:03:35And I'm going to surprise her today
00:03:37And finally reveal who I really am
00:03:39She'll be shocked
00:03:40Yeah
00:03:41Especially when she finds out
00:03:43That I was able to use my connections
00:03:45To get her favorite social media idol
00:03:47Liv Sparks
00:03:48To transfer to this school
00:03:52Oh
00:03:54Mr. Dawson
00:03:55Maybe change into a uniform
00:03:57That hasn't been through an explosion
00:03:58I can't
00:03:59I miss homeroom
00:04:00Oh my god
00:04:01I miss Sparks is coming
00:04:02She's gotta be up
00:04:03I wonder where Katie is
00:04:06Oh my god
00:04:10It's Liv Sparks
00:04:18I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:21She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:04:25Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:04:29Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:35Hey you
00:04:36Miss Sparks
00:04:37I have a 4.0
00:04:39I drive a Mercedes Goldwing
00:04:41And I also have 400 million followers
00:04:43Across all my socials
00:04:45I'm
00:04:47Eric
00:04:47I have a 0.0
00:04:50And I don't drive
00:04:51Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:04:53And I have no followers on any social media
00:04:57I will
00:04:58You're not
00:04:59Exactly what I was expecting
00:05:01But
00:05:02I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:05Boyfriend?
00:05:07I'm sorry
00:05:07I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:09Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:11I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:16You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:19I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:20I have a girlfriend
00:05:21And that watch is for her
00:05:25Huh
00:05:26I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:05:30I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:41Oh look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:45Liv, wait
00:05:46It's okay
00:05:49You need more than a tonic
00:05:51That's not a sore throat
00:05:52You're going to die
00:05:54What?
00:05:55Why would you say that to me?
00:05:57If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes
00:05:59You will die
00:06:02Promise me
00:06:03You'll go see the nurse
00:06:04Okay look
00:06:05First of all
00:06:06I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:09Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:12Just
00:06:13Promise me
00:06:15You need to go get your throat checked
00:06:19Go
00:06:20Now
00:06:20Okay
00:06:21Fine
00:06:28You're kind of weird
00:06:30Go
00:06:30Now
00:06:34Wouldn't hurt
00:06:36Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:43Katie
00:06:47Katie
00:06:51Katie
00:06:53Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:55Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:58I wanted to surprise you
00:07:01Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:07:03You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:06Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:07:10Geez, buddy
00:07:11Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:13Who's this guy?
00:07:15This guy
00:07:16Is Miles Pickett
00:07:18I'm a big deal around here
00:07:20Bro
00:07:21Aww
00:07:23This is sweet
00:07:25Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:27Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:31Meanwhile
00:07:32I was in a party at my house
00:07:33This Saturday
00:07:34To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:07:36How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:07:39Ah, really?
00:07:40Yeah
00:07:47It's already been almost ten minutes
00:07:49I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:53Alright Liv
00:07:53Say ah
00:07:55Ah
00:07:58What?
00:07:59Hold on
00:08:18Oh my god
00:08:25You're lucky
00:08:27One more minute and that would have killed you
00:08:29He was right
00:08:31But how?
00:08:33That's not a sore throat
00:08:34You're going to die
00:08:36I need to find that boy
00:08:39Katie
00:08:42Is this who you really want?
00:08:44Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol
00:08:46Liv Sparks
00:08:47Meanwhile
00:08:48You bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:53She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:08:58Miles is legit
00:08:59You're just a poverty case
00:09:01You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:09And this by the way
00:09:10Not a knockoff
00:09:11This watch is worth more than your house
00:09:20You're hilarious buddy
00:09:21I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:09:32We're just not from the same worlds Eric
00:09:39You're right
00:09:41We're not
00:09:44I really thought I knew her
00:09:52There you are
00:09:55Oh my god you were right
00:09:57Thank you
00:09:57How did you know there was a spider in my throat?
00:10:01It's a little hard to explain
00:10:03But I have x-ray vision
00:10:07No really
00:10:08I was born with it
00:10:10Really?
00:10:12Yeah really
00:10:13Okay
00:10:15Then what color is my bra?
00:10:21A gentleman never looks
00:10:23Sure
00:10:24You are so weird
00:10:27What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:29Former
00:10:31Girlfriend
00:10:31She broke up with me
00:10:39Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:42I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:45I think I'll be fine
00:10:57Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:11:01Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:11:04Hey
00:11:07Speaking of which
00:11:08I'll do it
00:11:09Do what?
00:11:10I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:12You look like you could use the affection
00:11:15It looks like you could use the money
00:11:18Pays ten thousand
00:11:19An hour
00:11:20It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:11:23In total
00:11:27Look
00:11:30They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:33They'll be our first appearance together
00:11:36And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:40Okay
00:11:44Your bra's red
00:11:47And quite scandalous for school
00:11:51Don't be late
00:11:56Beat it loser
00:11:57This party's for the school's elite
00:11:59Not for nerds with
00:12:01Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:08What a squid
00:12:11What a jerk
00:12:14Hey
00:12:15That was a really cool watch
00:12:16Tell you what
00:12:18Do you want to trade?
00:12:20That's a Rolex
00:12:22I like yours more
00:12:24Thanks
00:12:25Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:31I didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:39Wow
00:12:48Oh, I'm sorry
00:12:49I'm a bit underdressed
00:12:50My wardrobe's being sent over
00:12:52As soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:53Sure
00:12:55Look, I heard that the head of LVMX
00:12:57Is gonna be here later
00:12:58Yep
00:12:59That would be me
00:13:00So tonight has to be perfect
00:13:02That means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:05Or my boyfriend
00:13:07I will personally
00:13:09Use my fame, money, and power
00:13:11To destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:15My publicist is calling
00:13:17Here is the invite
00:13:18And purse
00:13:20See you there
00:13:28Oh my god, Miles
00:13:29I can't believe you're the one
00:13:30Throwing the welcome party
00:13:31For the Liv Sparks
00:13:32Of course
00:13:33You know, she's such a big influencer
00:13:34This is so cool
00:13:36I mean
00:13:36I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:38And if she promotes it
00:13:39I'd make millions
00:13:44What the hell is he doing here
00:13:47Hey, buddy
00:13:50This is an exclusive party
00:13:51So you got two options
00:13:53You better either
00:13:54Get out
00:13:55Or I'll kick you out
00:13:58He looks like a homeless
00:14:00That found one of our uniforms
00:14:01In the dumpster
00:14:03He looks like someone
00:14:04My dad would hire
00:14:05To pick up our dog's crap
00:14:09You're trespassing, Eric
00:14:11No, I'm not
00:14:12I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:14:19Wait, wait, wait
00:14:22The Liv Sparks
00:14:24Invited you?
00:14:26Yep
00:14:31Liv Sparks wouldn't allow
00:14:33This scambag
00:14:34Even ten feet close to her
00:14:37He's probably a stalker
00:14:40You a stalker?
00:14:42Bro?
00:14:42Why don't you go to her house
00:14:44And find this outfit, huh?
00:14:45What else do you take?
00:14:46Her clothes
00:14:47Her panties, huh?
00:14:52You disgusting
00:14:53Berber
00:14:56Eric, you idiot
00:14:57What do you think Liv is gonna do
00:14:59When she finds out
00:14:59You're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:15:01She will crush you
00:15:02In that case
00:15:04You probably don't want to piss her off
00:15:06By like
00:15:07I don't know
00:15:08Insulting her date
00:15:10Listen up
00:15:11Everyone
00:15:12Get this gooner freak out of here
00:15:15Before Liv Sparks shows up
00:15:19Make an example
00:15:21Out of him
00:15:22Alright?
00:15:25Buddy
00:15:25You really don't want to do this
00:15:26I'm here with Liv
00:15:27She would never
00:15:28Ever
00:15:29In a million years
00:15:30Date a piece of human waste like you
00:15:32Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend
00:15:34A human waste
00:15:35You're so delusional
00:15:38If I'm delusional
00:15:40Then why do I have her purse?
00:15:44Really?
00:15:45You have another fake purse
00:15:46And you expect us to believe
00:15:47That this is Liv's?
00:15:48That's not just pathetic
00:15:50It's psychotic
00:15:51Be careful with that
00:15:53Oh, why?
00:15:54Did you take up extra shifts
00:15:56At Mickey D's
00:15:57To be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:59Is Liv just gonna be so mad
00:16:01If I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:04Oh, Katie
00:16:05Don't mess it up
00:16:06Everyone knows that Liv Sparks
00:16:08Gets her purses at Walmart
00:16:09Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:11I have an idea
00:16:13We should wash it
00:16:14In the toilet
00:16:20You do realize
00:16:21What Liv will do to you
00:16:23If you're in her purse, right?
00:16:24That's not her purse
00:16:25You're not her boyfriend
00:16:27You're just some creepy
00:16:28Poor pervert
00:16:32She's literally just outside
00:16:33You can go ask her
00:16:35I have a better idea
00:16:37This is what we think of
00:16:39You and your lies, Eric
00:16:42Wait, Katie, don't
00:16:50I tried
00:16:56Where do you think you're going?
00:16:58White trash
00:17:03I think it's time
00:17:04Liv Sparks sees
00:17:05The Maple Valley does
00:17:07When the lower class messes with her
00:17:09We put them in the toilet
00:17:11With the rest of the human waste
00:17:16Last chance
00:17:17Just let me go
00:17:19No
00:17:20I'm going to enjoy this
00:17:22No, you really aren't
00:17:24Oh, shit
00:17:25And you'll see why
00:17:27In three
00:17:30Two
00:17:33One
00:17:35What are you doing?
00:17:37What are you doing?
00:17:58Can I help you?
00:18:00I'm just picking up a gift
00:18:01For my girlfriend
00:18:02That's sweet
00:18:03But that watch is $500,000
00:18:06It shouldn't be
00:18:07The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:18:10Which will result in an A plus three
00:18:12Minus three second time inaccuracy
00:18:14Please take it off the floor
00:18:16Look, I don't have time for this
00:18:18LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire
00:18:21In the world
00:18:22Just bought us
00:18:23And their mysterious owner
00:18:25Is coming here today
00:18:26Yeah, so I heard
00:18:38Surprise
00:18:39Oh my god
00:18:40Oh my god
00:18:41Wow
00:18:41I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson
00:18:44I didn't realize it was you
00:18:46Don't worry about it
00:18:47I dressed down today
00:18:59Oh, I can't see
00:19:01Get down
00:19:02Press the line
00:19:08Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:19:14Mr. Dawson needs us
00:19:21Let's go, boys
00:19:24You, grab the fucking bags
00:19:25And come with us
00:19:27Yeah, I don't think so
00:19:29Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:19:31I'll give you ten seconds
00:19:32Before I put a bullet
00:19:33In that smug face of yours
00:19:34Can we make it five?
00:19:36What?
00:19:37Yeah, five seconds
00:19:38That should be enough time
00:19:39Five
00:19:41Four
00:19:42Three
00:19:43You're dead, kid!
00:19:45Two
00:19:45And
00:19:48Enjoy prison
00:19:49What the?
00:19:54Don't fucking move
00:19:55Get the fuck back
00:19:56Get back right now
00:19:58Or I'll shoot the kid
00:20:00I'm warning you
00:20:04Weak spot
00:20:05Bad wrist
00:20:05Hairline fracture
00:20:06That never healed
00:20:27This one's perfect
00:20:28I'll take it
00:20:30I'd love to stay and chat
00:20:31Bad butt
00:20:34My copter's here
00:20:36And I'm gonna be late
00:20:37To my first day of class
00:20:38Boss!
00:20:50You were born with supervision
00:20:55I know
00:20:55And with that power
00:20:57You created LVMX
00:20:58A company that owns
00:20:59Nearly every luxury brand
00:21:01On the face of the earth
00:21:02Is there a question
00:21:02In there somewhere?
00:21:03Maple Valley is
00:21:04A prestigious high school
00:21:06Best in the country
00:21:07But it's still just that
00:21:08A high school
00:21:09You don't need this
00:21:11But
00:21:12I do need Katie
00:21:17We've been dating
00:21:18Long distance
00:21:19For forever now
00:21:19And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:21:21And finally reveal
00:21:22Who I really am
00:21:23She'll be shocked
00:21:24Yeah
00:21:25Especially when she finds out
00:21:27That I was able to use
00:21:29My connections
00:21:29To get her favorite
00:21:30Social media idol
00:21:31Liv Sparks
00:21:32To transfer to this school
00:21:36Mr. Dawson
00:21:39Maybe change into a uniform
00:21:41That hasn't been through
00:21:42An explosion
00:21:42I can't
00:21:43I miss homeroom
00:21:45Oh my god
00:21:45I wonder where Katie is
00:21:50Oh my god
00:21:54It's Liv Sparks
00:22:03I can't believe she's at her school
00:22:05She's one of the hottest influencers
00:22:07In the world
00:22:10Katie will be thrilled
00:22:11When she meets her idol
00:22:13Miss Sparks
00:22:14Will not be taking selfies today
00:22:19Hey you
00:22:20What's Sparks?
00:22:22I have a 4.0
00:22:23I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing
00:22:25And I also have
00:22:26400 million followers
00:22:28Across all my socials
00:22:29Uh, I'm
00:22:31Eric
00:22:32I have a 0.0
00:22:34And I don't drive
00:22:35Although I'm
00:22:36Pretty good at skateboarding
00:22:38And I have
00:22:39No followers
00:22:40On any social media
00:22:42I will
00:22:43You're not
00:22:44Exactly what I was expecting
00:22:45But
00:22:46I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:22:48What?
00:22:49Boyfriend?
00:22:51I'm sorry
00:22:51I thought my messages
00:22:52Were pretty clear
00:22:53Having a boyfriend
00:22:54Will be good for my image
00:22:55I mean
00:22:56We just need to be seen
00:22:57In public together
00:22:57A few times
00:23:00You are the fake boyfriend
00:23:01That we hired, right?
00:23:03I think you've got
00:23:04The wrong guy
00:23:04I have a girlfriend
00:23:05And that watch
00:23:07Is for her
00:23:11I thought that I told you
00:23:12To have the fake boyfriend
00:23:13We hired standing here for me
00:23:14I was too busy
00:23:15Making this tonic
00:23:17For your horrible sore throat
00:23:22Ah, look
00:23:26I am so sorry
00:23:27About all of this
00:23:29Liv, wait
00:23:30It's okay
00:23:33You need more than a tonic
00:23:35That's not a sore throat
00:23:36You're going to die
00:23:38What?
00:23:39Why would you say that to me?
00:23:41If you don't go to the nurse
00:23:42In ten minutes
00:23:43You will die
00:23:46Promise me
00:23:47You'll go see the nurse
00:23:48Okay, look
00:23:49First of all
00:23:50I've got the world's
00:23:52Best online doctors
00:23:53On speed dial
00:23:54Why would I ever
00:23:54Go see the school nurse?
00:23:56Just
00:23:58Promise me
00:23:59You need to go
00:24:00Get your throat checked
00:24:03Go
00:24:04Now
00:24:04Okay
00:24:06Fine
00:24:12You're kind of weird
00:24:14Go
00:24:14Now
00:24:19Wouldn't hurt
00:24:20Tell Dr. Skylar
00:24:21To cancel whatever she's doing
00:24:22And meet me here
00:24:27Katie
00:24:31Katie
00:24:35Katie
00:24:38Katie, what are you doing?
00:24:39Eric
00:24:40What are you doing here?
00:24:42I
00:24:43Wanted
00:24:44To surprise you
00:24:45Eric
00:24:46You're like
00:24:46My summer fling
00:24:47You can't actually expect a girl like me
00:24:49To be serious about you
00:24:50Wait
00:24:51This is the poor townie boy
00:24:53You were slimming with?
00:24:54Jeez, buddy
00:24:55Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:24:57Who's this guy?
00:24:59This guy
00:25:00Is Miles Pickett
00:25:02I'm a big deal around here
00:25:04Bro
00:25:06Oh
00:25:08This is sweet
00:25:09Did you save up every last penny?
00:25:11Buying a cheap knockoff
00:25:12To impress your
00:25:13Girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:25:15Meanwhile
00:25:16I was in a party at my house
00:25:18This Saturday
00:25:19To welcome Liv Sparks
00:25:20To our school
00:25:21How would you like to hang out
00:25:22With your idol?
00:25:23Really?
00:25:24Yeah
00:25:31It's already been
00:25:32Almost ten minutes
00:25:33I can't believe
00:25:34I let him freak me out
00:25:35Enough to call you here
00:25:37Alright Liv
00:25:37Say ah
00:25:39Ah
00:25:42What?
00:25:43Hold on
00:26:04Oh my god
00:26:10You're lucky
00:26:11One more minute
00:26:12And that would have killed you
00:26:14He was right
00:26:15But
00:26:16How?
00:26:17That's not a sore throat
00:26:18You're going to die
00:26:21I need to find that boy
00:26:23Katie
00:26:26Is this who you really want?
00:26:28Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol
00:26:30Liv Sparks
00:26:31Meanwhile
00:26:32You bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:26:38She has no idea that I'm the one
00:26:39Who got Liv to transfer here
00:26:41In the first place
00:26:42Miles is legit
00:26:43You're just a poverty case
00:26:46You wouldn't know legit
00:26:47If it bit you
00:26:48In your plastic ass
00:26:53And this by the way
00:26:54Not a knockoff
00:26:55This watch is worth more
00:26:57Than your house
00:27:04You're hilarious buddy
00:27:05I almost want you to stick around
00:27:08So you can make me
00:27:09Laugh more
00:27:16We're just not from the same world
00:27:18Derek
00:27:24You're right
00:27:25We're not
00:27:29I really thought I knew her
00:27:36There you are
00:27:37Oh my god
00:27:40You were right
00:27:41Thank you
00:27:42How did you know
00:27:43There was a spider in my throat
00:27:45It's a little hard to explain
00:27:47But
00:27:47I have x-ray vision
00:27:52No really
00:27:53I was born with it
00:27:55Really?
00:27:56Yeah
00:27:56Really
00:27:58Okay
00:27:59Then what color is my bra?
00:28:05A gentleman never looks
00:28:07Sure
00:28:08You are so weird
00:28:11What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:14Former
00:28:15Girlfriend
00:28:15She broke up with me
00:28:23Won't helping the school loser
00:28:25Hurt your reputation
00:28:26I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:28:29I think I'll be fine
00:28:41Did your girlfriend break up with you
00:28:42Because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:28:45Big talk coming from somebody
00:28:47Who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:28:49Hey
00:28:51Speaking of which
00:28:52I'll do it
00:28:53Do what?
00:28:54I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:28:56You look like you could use the affection
00:28:59And it looks like you could use the money
00:29:02Pays ten thousand
00:29:03An hour?
00:29:04That's quite a bit
00:29:05Under what I'm used to getting paid
00:29:07But
00:29:07In total
00:29:12Look
00:29:14They're hosting this
00:29:15Welcome Liv party tonight for me
00:29:17It'll be our first appearance together
00:29:20And don't talk about all that
00:29:22X-ray vision stuff
00:29:24Okay?
00:29:28Your bra's red
00:29:31And
00:29:31Quite scandalous for school
00:29:35Don't be late
00:29:40Beat it loser
00:29:41This party's for the school's elite
00:29:43Not for nerds with
00:29:45Pokemon watches, huh?
00:29:52What a squid
00:29:55What a jerk
00:29:58Hey
00:29:59That was a really cool watch
00:30:01Tell you what
00:30:02Do you want a trade?
00:30:05That's a Rolex
00:30:06I like yours more
00:30:08Thanks
00:30:09Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:30:15I didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:23Wow
00:30:27Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:30:35My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:30:38Sure
00:30:39Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later
00:30:42Yep
00:30:43That would be me
00:30:44So tonight has to be perfect
00:30:46That means that if anyone messes with me
00:30:49Or my boyfriend
00:30:51I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:31:00My publicist is calling
00:31:01Here is the invite
00:31:03And purse
00:31:04See you there
00:31:12Oh my god, Miles
00:31:13I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
00:31:16Of course, you know
00:31:17She's such a big influencer
00:31:19This is so cool
00:31:20I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line
00:31:22And if she promotes it
00:31:24I'd make millions
00:31:28What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:31Hey, buddy
00:31:34This is an exclusive party
00:31:36So you got two options
00:31:38You better either get out
00:31:39Or I'll kick you out
00:31:42He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:31:47He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:31:53You're trespassing, Eric?
00:31:55No, I'm not
00:31:56I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:32:04Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:32:06The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:32:10Yep
00:32:15Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag
00:32:18Even ten feet close to her
00:32:21He's probably a stalker
00:32:24You're a stalker?
00:32:26Bro?
00:32:26Oh, did you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:32:29What else do you take?
00:32:30Her clothes?
00:32:31Her panties, huh?
00:32:36You disgusting pervert!
00:32:40Eric, you idiot
00:32:41What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:32:45She will crush you
00:32:47In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date
00:32:54Listen up!
00:32:56Everyone!
00:32:57Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up
00:33:04Make an example out of him, alright?
00:33:09Buddy, you really don't want to do this
00:33:11I'm here with Liv
00:33:11She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:33:16Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:33:19You're so delusional
00:33:22If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:29Really?
00:33:29You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:33:32That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic
00:33:35Be careful with that
00:33:37Oh, why?
00:33:38Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:44Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:48Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
00:33:50Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart
00:33:53Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:33:55I have an idea
00:33:56We should wash it
00:33:58In the toilet
00:34:05You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
00:34:08That's not her purse
00:34:09You're not her boyfriend
00:34:11You're just some creepy, poor pervert
00:34:17She's literally just outside
00:34:18You can go ask her
00:34:19I have a better idea
00:34:22This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
00:34:26Wait, Katie, don't
00:34:34I tried
00:34:40Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:34:47I think it's time Liv Sparks sees
00:34:49The Maple Valley does
00:34:51When the lower class messes with her
00:34:53We put them in the toilet
00:34:55With the rest of the human waste
00:35:01Last chance
00:35:01Just let me go
00:35:03No
00:35:05I'm going to enjoy this
00:35:06No, you really aren't
00:35:08Oh, shit
00:35:09And you'll see why
00:35:11In three
00:35:14Two
00:35:18One
00:35:18One
00:35:19What are you doing?
00:35:42Can I help you?
00:35:44I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:35:47That's sweet
00:35:47But that watch is $500,000
00:35:51It shouldn't be
00:35:52The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:35:54Which will result in an A plus 3 minus 3 second time and accuracy
00:35:58Please take it off the floor
00:36:00Look, I don't have time for this
00:36:02LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world
00:36:06Just bought us
00:36:07And their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:36:10Yeah, so I heard
00:36:22Surprise
00:36:23Oh, my God
00:36:24Oh, my God
00:36:25Wow
00:36:26I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson
00:36:28I didn't realize it was you
00:36:30Don't worry about it
00:36:31I dressed down today
00:36:43Oh, I can't see
00:36:45Get down
00:36:46Press the alarm
00:36:53Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:37:01Mr. Dawson needs us
00:37:06Let's go, boys
00:37:08You
00:37:08Grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:37:11Yeah
00:37:12I don't think so
00:37:13Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:37:15I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:37:19Can we make it five?
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Yeah, five seconds
00:37:22That should be enough time
00:37:24Five
00:37:24Four
00:37:26Three
00:37:27You're dead, kid
00:37:28Two
00:37:29And
00:37:32Enjoy prison
00:37:33What the
00:37:38Don't fucking move
00:37:39Get the fuck back
00:37:40Get back right now
00:37:42Or I'll shoot the kid
00:37:44I'm warning you
00:37:48Weak spot
00:37:49Bad wrist
00:37:49Hairline fracture
00:37:50That never healed
00:38:11This one's perfect
00:38:12I'll take it
00:38:14I'd love to stay in chat, but
00:38:18My cock is here
00:38:20And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:38:22Boss
00:38:34You were born with supervision
00:38:39I know
00:38:39And with that power
00:38:41You created LVMX
00:38:42A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:38:46Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:38:47Maple Valley is a prestigious high school
00:38:50Best in the country
00:38:51But it's still just that
00:38:52A high school
00:38:53You don't need this
00:38:55But
00:38:56I do need Katie
00:39:01We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:39:04And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:39:05And finally reveal who I really am
00:39:07She'll be shocked
00:39:09Yeah
00:39:09Yeah
00:39:10Especially when she finds out
00:39:12That I was able to use my connections
00:39:14To get her favorite social media idol
00:39:15Liv Sparks
00:39:16To transfer to this school
00:39:21Mr. Dawson
00:39:23Maybe change into a uniform
00:39:25That hasn't been through an explosion
00:39:26I can't
00:39:27I miss homeroom
00:39:29Oh my god
00:39:30I wonder where Katie is
00:39:34Oh my god
00:39:38It's Liv Sparks
00:39:47I can't believe she's at her school
00:39:49She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:39:54Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:39:57Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:40:03Hey you
00:40:05Miss Sparks
00:40:06I have a 4.0
00:40:07I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:40:09And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:40:13Uh, I'm...
00:40:15Eric
00:40:16I have a 0.0
00:40:18And I don't drive
00:40:20Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:40:22And I have no followers on any social media
00:40:25Okay, well
00:40:26You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:40:29But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:40:32What?
00:40:33Boyfriend?
00:40:35I'm sorry
00:40:36I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:40:37Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:40:39I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:40:44You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:40:47I think you've got the wrong guy
00:40:48I have a girlfriend
00:40:49And that watch is for her
00:40:53Huh
00:40:55I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:40:58I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:41:10Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:41:13Liv, wait!
00:41:15It's okay
00:41:18You need more than a tonic
00:41:19That's not a sore throat
00:41:20You're going to die
00:41:22What?
00:41:23Why would you say that to me?
00:41:25If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:41:30Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:41:32Okay, look
00:41:33First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:41:38Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:41:41Just promise me
00:41:43You need to go get your throat checked
00:41:48Go now
00:41:49Okay, fine
00:41:56You're kind of weird
00:41:58Go now
00:42:03Wouldn't hurt
00:42:04Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:42:12Katie
00:42:19Katie
00:42:19Katie?
00:42:22Katie?
00:42:22Katie, what are you doing?
00:42:24Eric, what are you doing here?
00:42:26I wanted to surprise you
00:42:29Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:42:31You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:42:34Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with?
00:42:38Geez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:42:41Who's this guy?
00:42:44This guy is Miles Pickett
00:42:46I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:42:50Oh
00:42:52This is sweet
00:42:53Did you save up every last penny?
00:42:55Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend, Katie, huh?
00:42:59Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:43:05How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:43:07Ah, really?
00:43:08Yeah
00:43:15It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:43:17I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:43:20Alright, Liv, say ah
00:43:23Ah
00:43:26What?
00:43:27Hold on
00:43:47Oh my god
00:43:50Oh my god
00:43:52You're lucky
00:43:55One more minute and that would have killed you
00:43:57He was right
00:44:00But how?
00:44:01That's not a sore throat
00:44:02You're going to die
00:44:05I need to find that boy
00:44:07Katie
00:44:10Is this who you really want?
00:44:12Miles got me a face time with my idol
00:44:14Liv Sparks
00:44:16Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:44:22She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:44:26Miles is legit
00:44:27You're just a poverty case
00:44:30You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:44:35Oh
00:44:37And this, by the way
00:44:38Not a knockoff
00:44:40This watch is worth more than your house
00:44:48You're hilarious, buddy
00:44:49I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:45:00We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:45:08You're right
00:45:09We're not
00:45:13I really thought I knew her
00:45:21There you are
00:45:23Oh my god, you were right
00:45:25Thank you
00:45:26How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:45:29It's a little hard to explain
00:45:31But I have x-ray vision
00:45:36No, really
00:45:37I was born with it
00:45:39Really?
00:45:40Yeah, really
00:45:42Okay
00:45:44Then what color is my bra?
00:45:49A gentleman never looks
00:45:52Sure
00:45:52You are so weird
00:45:55What happened with your girlfriend?
00:45:58Former
00:45:59Girlfriend
00:46:00She broke up with me
00:46:07Won't helping the school lose or hurt your reputation?
00:46:10I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:46:13I think I'll be fine
00:46:25Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:46:29Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:46:33Hey
00:46:35Speaking of which
00:46:37I'll do it
00:46:37Do what?
00:46:39I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:46:41You look like you could use the affection
00:46:43And it looks like you could use the money
00:46:46Pays ten thousand
00:46:47An hour?
00:46:49It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:46:51But
00:46:52In total
00:46:56Look
00:46:58They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:47:01It'll be our first appearance together
00:47:05And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:47:08Okay?
00:47:12Your bra's red
00:47:15And quite scandalous for school
00:47:19Don't be late
00:47:25Beat it loser
00:47:26This party's for the school's elite
00:47:27Not for nerds with
00:47:29Pokemon watches, huh?
00:47:36What a squid
00:47:39What a jerk
00:47:42Hey
00:47:43That was a really cool watch
00:47:45Tell you what
00:47:46Do you want a trade?
00:47:49That's a Rolex
00:47:50I like yours more
00:47:52Thanks
00:47:53Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:48:00I didn't know you were so sweet
00:48:08Wow
00:48:16Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:48:19My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:48:22Sure
00:48:23Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:48:26Yep
00:48:27That would be me
00:48:28So tonight has to be perfect
00:48:31That means that if anyone messes with me
00:48:33Or my boyfriend
00:48:35I will personally use my fame, money, and power
00:48:39To destroy them on a molecular level
00:48:44My publicist is calling
00:48:45Here is the invite
00:48:47And purse
00:48:49See there
00:48:56Oh my god, Miles
00:48:57I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
00:49:00Of course, you know
00:49:01She's such a big influencer
00:49:03This is so cool
00:49:04I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:49:06And if she promotes it
00:49:08I'd make millions
00:49:12What the hell is he doing here?
00:49:15Hey, buddy
00:49:18This is an exclusive party
00:49:20So you got two options
00:49:22You better either get out
00:49:24Or I'll kick you out
00:49:27He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:49:31He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:49:37You're trespassing, Eric
00:49:39No, I'm not
00:49:41I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:49:48Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:49:51The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:49:54Yep
00:49:54Yep
00:49:55Yep
00:49:55Yep
00:49:56Yep
00:49:59Yep
00:50:00Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scam back
00:50:03Even ten feet close to her
00:50:05He's probably a stalker
00:50:09You a stalker?
00:50:10Bro?
00:50:11Oh, did you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:50:13What else did you take?
00:50:14Her clothes?
00:50:16Her panties, huh?
00:50:21You disgusting barber!
00:50:24Eric, you idiot
00:50:25What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:50:29She will crush you
00:50:31In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:50:39Listen up! Everyone!
00:50:41Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:50:48Make an example out of him, alright?
00:50:53Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Liv
00:50:55She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:51:00Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:51:03You're so delusional
00:51:06If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:51:13Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:51:16That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic
00:51:19Be careful with that
00:51:21Oh, why?
00:51:22Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:51:28Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:51:32Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
00:51:34Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her curses at Walmart
00:51:38Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:51:39I have an idea, I have an idea, we should wash it, in the toilet
00:51:49You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:51:52That's not her purse, you're not her boyfriend, you're just some creepy, poor, pervert
00:52:01She's literally just outside, you can go ask her
00:52:04I have a better idea
00:52:06This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
00:52:10Wait, Katie, don't...
00:52:19I tried
00:52:25Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:52:31I think it's time, Liv Sparks sees
00:52:34This is what the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her
00:52:37We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:52:45Last chance, just let me go
00:52:48No, I'm going to enjoy this
00:52:50No, you really aren't
00:52:52Oh, shit
00:52:53And you'll see why in three
00:52:58Two
00:53:02One
00:53:02What are you doing?
00:53:26Can I help you?
00:53:28I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:53:31That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000
00:53:35It shouldn't be, the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:53:38Which will result in A plus 3 minus 3 second time and accuracy
00:53:42Please take it off the floor
00:53:44Look, I don't have time for this
00:53:47LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us
00:53:51And their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:53:54Yeah, so I heard
00:54:06Surprise
00:54:07Oh my god, oh my god
00:54:09Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson
00:54:12I didn't realize it was you
00:54:14Don't worry about it
00:54:15I dressed down today
00:54:28I can't see
00:54:29Get down, press the line
00:54:37Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:54:45Mr. Dawson needs us
00:54:50Let's go, boys
00:54:52You, grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:54:56Yeah, I don't think so
00:54:57Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:54:59I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:55:03Can we make it five?
00:55:04What?
00:55:05Yeah, five seconds
00:55:07That should be enough time
00:55:08Five
00:55:08Four
00:55:11Three
00:55:11You're dead, kid!
00:55:13Two
00:55:13And
00:55:16Enjoy prison
00:55:17What the?
00:55:22Don't fucking move
00:55:23Get the fuck back!
00:55:25Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:55:29I'm warning you!
00:55:32Weak spot
00:55:33Bad wrist
00:55:34Hairline fracture that never healed
00:55:56This one's perfect
00:55:57I'll take it
00:55:58I'd love to stay in Chad
00:56:00Bad butt
00:56:02My cop is here
00:56:04And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:56:07Boss!
00:56:18You were born with supervision
00:56:23I know
00:56:24And with that power you created LVMX
00:56:26A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:56:30Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:56:32Maple Valley is a prestigious high school
00:56:34Best in the country
00:56:35But it's still just that
00:56:36A high school
00:56:37You don't need this
00:56:39But
00:56:40I do need Katie
00:56:45We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:56:48And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:56:50And finally reveal who I really am
00:56:52She'll be shocked
00:56:53Yeah
00:56:54Especially when she finds out
00:56:56That I was able to use my connections
00:56:58To get her favorite social media idol
00:56:59Liv Sparks
00:57:01To transfer to this school
00:57:05Mr. Dawson
00:57:07Maybe change into a uniform
00:57:09That hasn't been through an explosion
00:57:11I can't!
00:57:12I miss homeroom!
00:57:13Oh my god
00:57:14Liv Sparks is coming
00:57:15She's gotta be
00:57:16I wonder where Katie is
00:57:18Oh my god
00:57:22It's Liv Sparks
00:57:31I can't believe she's at her school
00:57:33She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:57:38Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:57:41Miss Sparks will now be taking selfies today
00:57:48Hey you
00:57:49What's Sparks?
00:57:51I have a 4.0
00:57:52I drive a Mercedes Bull Wing
00:57:53And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:57:57Uh, I'm Eric
00:58:00I have a 0.0
00:58:02And I don't drive
00:58:04Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:58:06And I have no followers on any social media
00:58:10Hey, well
00:58:11You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:58:13But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:58:16What?
00:58:17Boyfriend?
00:58:19I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:58:21Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:58:24I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:58:28You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:58:31I think you've got the wrong guy
00:58:33I have a girlfriend
00:58:33And that watch is for her
00:58:37Huh
00:58:39I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:58:42I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:58:54Ah, look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:58:57Liv, wait
00:58:59It's okay
00:59:02You need more than a tonic
00:59:03That's not a sore throat
00:59:05You're going to die
00:59:06What?
00:59:08Why would you say that to me?
00:59:09If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
00:59:11You will die
00:59:15Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:59:17Okay, look
00:59:18First of all
00:59:19I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:59:22Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:59:25Just promise me
00:59:27You need to go get your throat checked
00:59:32Go, now
00:59:33Okay
00:59:34Fine
00:59:40You're kind of weird
00:59:42Go, now
00:59:47Wouldn't it hurt?
00:59:48Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:59:56Katie
01:00:00Katie
01:00:03Katie
01:00:04Katie, what are you doing?
01:00:08Eric, what are you doing here?
01:00:10I just wanted to surprise you
01:00:13Eric, you're like my summer fling
01:00:16You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
01:00:19Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
01:00:22Jeez, buddy
01:00:23Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:00:25Who's this guy?
01:00:28This guy is Miles Pickett
01:00:30I'm a big deal around here
01:00:32Bro
01:00:34Oh
01:00:36This is sweet
01:00:38Did you save up every last penny?
01:00:39Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:00:44Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday
01:00:47To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
01:00:49How would you like to hang out with your item?
01:00:51Really?
01:00:52Yeah
01:01:00It's already been almost 10 minutes
01:01:01I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:01:05Alright Liv
01:01:06Say ah
01:01:07Ah
01:01:10What the?
01:01:11Hold on
01:01:32Oh my god
01:01:38You're lucky
01:01:39One more minute and that would have killed you
01:01:42He was right
01:01:44But how?
01:01:45That's not a sore throat
01:01:46You're going to die
01:01:49I need to find that boy
01:01:52Katie
01:01:54Is this who you really want?
01:01:56Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol
01:01:58Liv Sparks
01:02:00Meanwhile
01:02:01You bought me a cheap knockoff watch
01:02:06She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
01:02:10Miles is legit
01:02:12You're just a poverty case
01:02:14You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
01:02:22And this by the way
01:02:23Not a knockoff
01:02:24This watch is worth more than your house
01:02:32You're hilarious buddy
01:02:33I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
01:02:45We're just not from the same worlds Eric
01:02:52You're right
01:02:53We're not
01:02:57I really thought I knew her
01:03:05There you are
01:03:07Oh my god
01:03:08You were right
01:03:09Thank you
01:03:10How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
01:03:13It's a little hard to explain
01:03:15But I have x-ray vision
01:03:20No, really
01:03:21I was born with it
01:03:23Really?
01:03:24Yeah, really
01:03:26Okay
01:03:28Then what color is my bra?
01:03:33A gentleman never looks
01:03:36Sure
01:03:36You are so weird
01:03:40What happened with your girlfriend?
01:03:42Former
01:03:43Girlfriend
01:03:44She broke up with me
01:03:51Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
01:03:55I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
01:03:57I think I'll be fine
01:04:09Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:04:14Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
01:04:17Hey
01:04:19Speaking of which
01:04:21I'll do it
01:04:22Do what?
01:04:23I'll be your trophy boyfriend
01:04:25You look like you could use the affection
01:04:27It looks like you could use the money
01:04:30Pays ten thousand
01:04:31An hour?
01:04:33That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
01:04:35But
01:04:36In total
01:04:40Look
01:04:42They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
01:04:45It'll be our first appearance together
01:04:49And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
01:04:52Okay?
01:04:57Your brow's red
01:04:59And quite scandalous for school
01:05:04Don't be late
01:05:09Beat it loser
01:05:10This party's for the school's elite
01:05:12Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:05:20What a squid
01:05:23What a jerk
01:05:27Hey
01:05:27That was a really cool watch
01:05:29Tell you what
01:05:30Do you want to trade?
01:05:33That's a Rolex
01:05:34I like yours more
01:05:36Thanks
01:05:38Make sure to change the battery every six months though
01:05:44I didn't know you were so sweet
01:05:52Wow
01:05:56Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
01:06:02My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
01:06:06Sure
01:06:07Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later
01:06:10Yep
01:06:11That would be me
01:06:12So tonight has to be perfect
01:06:14That means that if anyone messes with me
01:06:17Or my boyfriend
01:06:20I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
01:06:28My publicist is calling
01:06:29Here is the invite
01:06:31And purse
01:06:32See you there
01:06:40Oh my god, Miles
01:06:41I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
01:06:45Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
01:06:47This is so cool
01:06:48I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line
01:06:50And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
01:06:56What the hell is he doing here?
01:06:59Hey, buddy
01:07:02This is an exclusive party
01:07:04So you got two options
01:07:06You better either get out
01:07:08Or I'll kick you out
01:07:10He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
01:07:16He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
01:07:21You're trespassing, Eric?
01:07:23No, I'm not
01:07:25I'm Liv Sparks plus one
01:07:32Wait, wait, wait, wait
01:07:35The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:07:38Yep
01:07:43Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her
01:07:49He's probably a stalker
01:07:53You're a stalker?
01:07:54Bro?
01:07:55Oh, did you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:07:58What else did you take?
01:07:59Her clothes
01:07:59Her panties, huh?
01:08:05You disgusting
01:08:06Berber
01:08:08Eric, you idiot
01:08:10What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:08:13She will crush you
01:08:15In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date
01:08:23Listen up, everyone
01:08:25Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up
01:08:32Make an example out of him, alright?
01:08:37Buddy, you really don't want to do this
01:08:39I'm here with Liv
01:08:40She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
01:08:44Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
01:08:47You're so delusional
01:08:50If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:08:57Really?
01:08:58You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:09:01That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic
01:09:04Be careful with that
01:09:05Oh, why?
01:09:06Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
01:09:12Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:09:16Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
01:09:18Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her curses at Walmart
01:09:22Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:09:24I have an idea
01:09:25We should wash it
01:09:26In the toilet
01:09:33You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
01:09:37That's not her purse
01:09:38You're not her boyfriend
01:09:39You're just some creepy, poor, pervert
01:09:45She's literally just outside
01:09:46You can go ask her
01:09:48I have a better idea
01:09:50This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
01:09:55Wait, Katie, don't
01:10:03I tried
01:10:09Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:10:15I think it's time Liv Sparks sees
01:10:18The Maple Valley does
01:10:19When the lower class messes with her
01:10:22We put them in the toilet
01:10:23With the rest of the human waste
01:10:29Last chance
01:10:30Just let me go
01:10:33I'm going to enjoy this
01:10:34No, you really aren't
01:10:36Oh, shit
01:10:38And you'll see why in
01:10:40Three
01:10:42Two
01:10:46One
01:10:47What are you doing?
01:10:49Two
01:10:50Two
01:10:50Two
01:10:51Two
01:10:51Two
01:10:54Two
01:10:58They don't
01:11:00Two
01:11:00Two
01:11:01One
01:11:01Eight
01:11:01Than