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🎭What if you could see through everyone's lies? Eric's X-ray vision isn't just about seeing through walls—it's about seeing through PEOPLE!
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00:00:13Can I help you?
00:00:15I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:00:17That's sweet.
00:00:18But that watch is $500,000.
00:00:21It shouldn't be.
00:00:22The escapement is offered by 0.5 millimeters,
00:00:24which will result in A plus 3 minus 3 second time and accuracy.
00:00:28Please take it off the floor.
00:00:29Look, I don't have time for this.
00:00:32LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:00:36And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:00:39Yeah, so I heard.
00:00:49Surprise.
00:00:51Oh my God.
00:00:51Oh my God.
00:00:52Wow.
00:00:53I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:00:55I didn't realize it was you.
00:00:56Don't worry about it.
00:00:58I dressed down today.
00:01:08Oh, I can't see.
00:01:11Get down.
00:01:11Press the line.
00:01:17Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:01:25Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:01:29Let's go, boys.
00:01:31You.
00:01:32Grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35I don't think so.
00:01:36Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:01:38I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:01:41Can we make it five?
00:01:42What?
00:01:43Yeah, five seconds.
00:01:45That should be enough time.
00:01:46Five.
00:01:46Four.
00:01:48Three.
00:01:49You're dead, kid!
00:01:50Two.
00:01:52And...
00:01:53Enjoy prison.
00:01:54What the?
00:01:58Don't fucking move.
00:02:00Get the fuck back!
00:02:01Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:02:04I'm warning you!
00:02:07Weak spot.
00:02:08Bad wrist.
00:02:09Hairline fracture.
00:02:09The knife will heal.
00:02:29This one's perfect.
00:02:30I'll take it.
00:02:31I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:02:35My copter's here.
00:02:36And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:02:38Boss!
00:02:50You were born with supervision.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:55And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:03:01earth.
00:03:01Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:03Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that.
00:03:08A high school.
00:03:09You don't need this.
00:03:11But...
00:03:11I do need Katie.
00:03:17We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:03:19And I'm gonna surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really am.
00:03:23She'll be shocked.
00:03:25Yeah.
00:03:25Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
00:03:31Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:03:38Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:03:42I can't.
00:03:43I miss homeroom.
00:03:45Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming.
00:03:47I wonder where Katie is.
00:03:49Oh my God!
00:03:54It's Liv Sparks!
00:04:02I can't believe she's at her school!
00:04:04She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:04:09Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:04:13Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:04:19Hey you.
00:04:21Miss Sparks.
00:04:21I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my
00:04:28socials.
00:04:29Uh, I'm...
00:04:31Eric.
00:04:32I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:04:37And I have no followers on any social media.
00:04:41Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:04:48What?
00:04:49Boyfriend?
00:04:51I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:04:53Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:04:55I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:05:00You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:02I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:05:04I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:05:09Huh.
00:05:10I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:05:14I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:05:25Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:05:29Liv, wait!
00:05:30It's okay.
00:05:33You need more than a tonic.
00:05:35That's not a sore throat.
00:05:36You're going to die.
00:05:38What?
00:05:39Why would you say that to me?
00:05:41If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:05:46Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:05:48Okay, look, first of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:05:54Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:05:57Just promise me.
00:05:59You need to go get your throat checked.
00:06:03Go, now.
00:06:04Okay, fine.
00:06:12You're kind of weird.
00:06:14Go, now.
00:06:18Wouldn't hurt.
00:06:19Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:06:27Katie!
00:06:28Katie!
00:06:30Katie!
00:06:34Katie?
00:06:37Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:39Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:42I wanted to surprise you.
00:06:45Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:06:47You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:06:50Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:06:54Jeez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:06:57Who's this guy?
00:06:59This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:07:02I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:07:05Oh, this is sweet.
00:07:09Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:15Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:07:20Oh, how would you like to hang out with your auntie boy?
00:07:23Oh, really?
00:07:23Yeah.
00:07:31It's already been almost ten minutes.
00:07:33I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:07:36All right, Liv.
00:07:38Say ah.
00:07:39Ah.
00:07:41What?
00:07:43Hold on.
00:08:02Oh, my God!
00:08:10You're lucky.
00:08:11One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:08:13He was right.
00:08:15But how?
00:08:17That's not a sore throat.
00:08:18You're going to die.
00:08:20I need to find that boy.
00:08:23Katie.
00:08:25Is this who you really want?
00:08:28Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:08:31Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:08:37She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:08:42Miles is legit.
00:08:44You're just a poverty case.
00:08:45You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:08:53And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:08:56This watch is worth more than your house.
00:09:03You're hilarious, buddy.
00:09:05I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:09:16We're just not from the same world, Derek.
00:09:23You're right.
00:09:25We're not.
00:09:28I really thought I knew her.
00:09:36There you are.
00:09:39Oh my God, you were right.
00:09:42How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:09:45It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:09:51No, really.
00:09:53I was born with it.
00:09:54Really?
00:09:56Yeah, really.
00:09:57Okay.
00:09:59Then what color is my bra?
00:10:05A gentleman never looks.
00:10:07Sure.
00:10:08You are so weird.
00:10:11What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:14Former girlfriend.
00:10:15She broke up with me.
00:10:23Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:26I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:10:29I think I'll be fine.
00:10:40Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:45Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:10:49Hey!
00:10:51Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:10:53Do what?
00:10:54I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:10:56You look like you could use the affection.
00:10:59It looks like you could use the money.
00:11:02Pays ten thousand.
00:11:03An hour?
00:11:04It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:11:07In total?
00:11:11Look.
00:11:13They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:11:17It'll be our first appearance together.
00:11:20And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:11:24Okay?
00:11:28Your brow's red.
00:11:31And quite scandalous for school.
00:11:35Don't be late.
00:11:40Beat it, loser.
00:11:42This party's for the school's elite.
00:11:43Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:11:52What a squid.
00:11:55What a jerk.
00:11:58Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:12:01Tell you what.
00:12:02Do you want to trade?
00:12:04That's a Rolex.
00:12:06I like yours more.
00:12:08Thanks.
00:12:09Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:12:15I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:12:23Wow.
00:12:32Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:12:34My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:12:38Sure.
00:12:39Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:12:42Yep.
00:12:43That would be me.
00:12:44So tonight has to be perfect.
00:12:46That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
00:12:54money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:12:59My publicist is calling.
00:13:01Here is the invite and purse.
00:13:04See you there.
00:13:11Oh, my God, Miles.
00:13:13I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:13:16Of course.
00:13:17You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:13:18This is so cool.
00:13:20I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:13:28What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:31Hey, buddy.
00:13:34This is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
00:13:37You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:13:42He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:13:47He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:13:53You're trespassing, Eric?
00:13:55No, I'm not.
00:13:57I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:14:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:07The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:14:10Yep.
00:14:15The Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
00:14:21He's probably a stalker.
00:14:24You a stalker?
00:14:25Bro, why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:29What else do you take?
00:14:30Her clothes?
00:14:32Her panties, huh?
00:14:36You disgust, pervert!
00:14:39Eric, you idiot.
00:14:41What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:45She will crush you.
00:14:47In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:14:54Listen up!
00:14:55Everyone!
00:14:57Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:15:03Make an example out of him, alright?
00:15:09Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:10I'm here with Liv.
00:15:11She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:15:16Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:15:19You're so delusional.
00:15:22If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:28Really?
00:15:29You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:32That's not just pathetic.
00:15:34It's psychotic.
00:15:35Be careful with that.
00:15:37Oh, why?
00:15:38Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:43Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:15:48Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:15:50Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:15:54Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:15:55I have an idea.
00:15:56We should wash it.
00:15:58In the toilet.
00:16:04You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
00:16:08That's not her purse.
00:16:09You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:10You're just some creepy, poor, pervert.
00:16:16She's literally just outside.
00:16:18You can go ask her.
00:16:19I have a better idea.
00:16:21This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:16:26Wait, Katie, don't...
00:16:35I tried.
00:16:40Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:16:47I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:16:53We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:17:00Last chance.
00:17:02Just let me go.
00:17:03No.
00:17:04I'm going to enjoy this.
00:17:07No, you really aren't.
00:17:08Oh, shit.
00:17:10And you'll see why in three...
00:17:16two...
00:17:18one...
00:17:18What are you doing?
00:17:20What are you doing?
00:17:20What are you doing?
00:17:24What are you doing?
00:17:25What are you doing?
00:17:26What are you doing?
00:17:26What are you doing?
00:17:27What are you doing?
00:17:27What are you doing?
00:17:28What are you doing?
00:17:29What are you doing?
00:17:30What are you doing?
00:17:30What are you doing?
00:17:34What are you doing?
00:17:35What are you doing?
00:17:37What are you doing?
00:17:37What are you doing?
00:17:51can i help you i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is
00:17:57five hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which
00:18:02will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor
00:18:07look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:18:14and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so i heard
00:18:28surprise oh my god oh my god wow i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't realize it was
00:18:34you don't
00:18:35worry about it i dressed down today
00:18:46oh i can't see get down let's do it
00:18:55everybody get on the ground now
00:19:03mr dawson needs us
00:19:07let's go boys you grab the bags and come with us
00:19:12yeah i don't think so oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put
00:19:17a bullet in that
00:19:18smoke face of yours can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five four
00:19:26three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison what the
00:19:36don't move get the back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
00:19:42i'm warning you weak spot bad wrist hairline fractured then every heel
00:20:07this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:20:13my cop is here and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:20:16you were born with supervision
00:20:32i know and with that power you created lvmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on
00:20:39the face of the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious
00:20:43high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but
00:20:50i do need katie
00:20:55we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm going to surprise her today and finally
00:21:00reveal who i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that i was able
00:21:06to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol live sparks to transfer to this school
00:21:16mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:21:20i can't i miss homeroom oh my god i wonder where katie is oh my god
00:21:32it's live sparks
00:21:40i can't believe she's at her school she's one of the hottest influencers in the world katie will be
00:21:48thrilled when she meets her idol miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:21:57hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes goldwing and i also have 400 million
00:22:05followers
00:22:05across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm pretty good
00:22:15skateboarding
00:22:15and i have no followers on any social media
00:22:19hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:22:26what boyfriend i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear having a boyfriend will be good
00:22:32for my image i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:22:38you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right i think you've got the wrong guy i have a girlfriend
00:22:43and that watch is for her huh i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired
00:22:51standing
00:22:51here for me i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:23:03oh look i am so sorry about all of this live wait it's okay
00:23:11you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:23:17what why would you say that to me if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will
00:23:21die
00:23:24promise me you'll go see the nurse okay look first of all i've got the world's best online
00:23:30doctors on speed dial why would i ever go see the school nurse just promise me you need to go
00:23:38get
00:23:38your throat checked go now okay fine you're kind of weird go now
00:23:56wouldn't hurt tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:24:10katie katie katie katie what are you doing eric what are you doing here i wanted to surprise you
00:24:23eric you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:24:28wait this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the
00:24:34dumpster who's this guy this guy is miles pickett i'm a big deal around here bro oh
00:24:45this is sweet did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your
00:24:51girlfriend katie huh meanwhile i was in a party at my house this saturday to welcome live sparks
00:24:58to our school how would you like to hang out with your idol really yeah
00:25:09it's already been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you
00:25:13here all right live say ah ah what hold on
00:25:40oh my god
00:25:48you're lucky one more minute and that would have killed you he was right but how that's not a sore
00:25:55throat you're going to die i need to find that boy katie
00:26:04is this who you really want miles got me a face time with my idol live sparks meanwhile you bought
00:26:11me a cheap knockoff watch
00:26:15she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
00:26:20miles is legit you're just a poverty case
00:26:23you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:26:31and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
00:26:41you're hilarious buddy i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:26:54you're just not from the same worlds eric
00:27:01you're right we're not
00:27:07i really thought i knew her
00:27:14there you are oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a spider
00:27:21in my throat
00:27:23it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
00:27:29no really i was born with it really yeah really okay then what color is my bra
00:27:43a gentleman never looks sure you are so weird what happened with your girlfriend former
00:27:53girlfriend she broke up with me
00:28:01won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
00:28:04i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
00:28:19did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:28:23big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:28:26oh hey speaking of which i'll do it do what i'll be your trophy boyfriend you look like you could
00:28:35use
00:28:35the affection it looks like you could use the money pays ten thousand an hour it's quite a bit under
00:28:44what
00:28:44i'm used to getting paid in total
00:28:49look
00:28:51they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me it'll be our first appearance together
00:28:58and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:29:06your bra's red and quite scandalous for school don't be late
00:29:18beat it loser this party's for the school's elite not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
00:29:30what a squid what a jerk
00:29:36hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want to trade that that's a rolex
00:29:44i like yours more thanks make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:29:53i didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:01wow
00:30:10oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet
00:30:15refuels
00:30:15sure look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
00:30:20yep that would be me so tonight has to be perfect that means that if anyone messes with me or
00:30:27my
00:30:28boyfriend i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:30:37my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see there
00:30:49oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
00:30:54of course you know she's such a big influencer this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my
00:30:59makeup line and if she promotes it i'd make millions
00:31:06what the hell is he doing here hey buddy
00:31:11hey this is an exclusive party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you
00:31:19out he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster he looks like someone
00:31:26my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap you're trespassing eric no i'm not i'm the sparks plus
00:31:36one
00:31:41the live sparks invited you yep
00:31:45The live sparks invited you?
00:31:48yep
00:31:53live sparks wouldn't allow this scambak
00:31:56even 10 feet close to her
00:31:59he's probably a stalker
00:32:02you a stalker bro oh did you uh go to her house and find this outfit huh what else do
00:32:08you take
00:32:08Her clothes, her panties, huh?
00:32:14You disgusting barber!
00:32:17Eric, you idiot.
00:32:19What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:32:23She will crush you.
00:32:25In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:32:32Listen up!
00:32:33Everyone!
00:32:35Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up.
00:32:41Make an example out of him, all right?
00:32:47Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:32:48I'm here with Liv.
00:32:49She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:32:54Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:32:57You're so delusional.
00:33:00If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:06Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:33:10That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:33:13Be careful with that.
00:33:15Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:21Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:26Oh, Katie, don't mess it up. Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart. Don't get it dirty,
00:33:33huh?
00:33:33I have an idea. We should wash it. In the toilet.
00:33:42You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:33:46That's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:33:54She's literally just outside. You can go ask her.
00:33:57I have a better idea. This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:34:04Wait, Katie, don't...
00:34:13I tried.
00:34:18Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:34:25I think it's time Liv Sparks sees.
00:34:27The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:34:31We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:34:38Last chance. Just let me go.
00:34:41No.
00:34:42I'm going to enjoy this.
00:34:45No, you really aren't.
00:34:47Oh, shit.
00:34:47And you'll see why in three...
00:34:54two...
00:34:56one...
00:34:57What are you doing?
00:35:06One...
00:35:09One...
00:35:10One...
00:35:10One...
00:35:10Two...
00:35:15One...
00:35:24Two...
00:35:29One...
00:35:29Can I help you?
00:35:31I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:35:33That's sweet.
00:35:34But that watch is $500,000.
00:35:37It shouldn't be.
00:35:38The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:35:40which will result in an A plus 3, minus 3 second time and accuracy.
00:35:44Please take it off the floor.
00:35:45Look, I don't have time for this.
00:35:48LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:35:52And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:35:55Yeah, so I heard.
00:36:06Surprise.
00:36:07Oh my god.
00:36:07Oh my god.
00:36:08Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:36:11I didn't realize it was you.
00:36:13Don't worry about it.
00:36:14I dressed down today.
00:36:24Oh, I can't see.
00:36:27Get down.
00:36:28Press the line.
00:36:33Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:36:41Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:36:45Let's go, boys.
00:36:47You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:36:50Yeah, I don't think so.
00:36:52Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:36:54I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:36:57Can we make it five?
00:36:58What?
00:36:59Yeah, five seconds.
00:37:00That should be enough time.
00:37:02Five.
00:37:03Four.
00:37:04Three.
00:37:05You're dead, kid!
00:37:06Two.
00:37:08And...
00:37:08Enjoy prison.
00:37:11What the...
00:37:14Don't fucking move.
00:37:16Get the fuck back!
00:37:17Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:37:20I'm warning you!
00:37:24Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fractured, then never heal.
00:37:44This one's perfect.
00:37:46I'll take it.
00:37:47I'd love to stay in chat, but...
00:37:51My cop is here, and I'm going to be late to my first day of class.
00:38:06You were born with supervision.
00:38:11I know.
00:38:11And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:38:17earth.
00:38:17Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:38:19Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that, a high school.
00:38:25You don't need this.
00:38:27But I do need Katie.
00:38:33We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I
00:38:38really am.
00:38:39She'll be shocked.
00:38:40Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media
00:38:47idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:38:54Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:38:58I can't.
00:38:59I miss homeroom.
00:39:01Oh, my God.
00:39:02I wonder where Katie is.
00:39:06Oh, my God.
00:39:10It's Liv Sparks.
00:39:19I can't believe she's at her school.
00:39:21She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:39:26Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:39:29Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:39:35Hey, you.
00:39:37Miss Sparks.
00:39:38I have a 4.0.
00:39:39I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:39:45Uh, I'm Eric.
00:39:48I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:39:53And I have no followers on any social media.
00:39:57Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Boyfriend?
00:40:07I'm sorry.
00:40:07I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:40:09Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:40:11I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:40:16You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:40:19I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:40:20I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:40:25Huh?
00:40:26I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:40:30I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:40:41Oh, look.
00:40:42I am so sorry about all of this.
00:40:45Liv, wait!
00:40:46It's okay.
00:40:49You need more than a tonic.
00:40:51That's not a sore throat.
00:40:52You're going to die.
00:40:54What?
00:40:55Why would you say that to me?
00:40:57If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:41:02Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:41:05Okay, look.
00:41:05First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:41:10Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:41:13Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:41:19Go, now.
00:41:20Okay, fine.
00:41:28You're kind of weird.
00:41:30Go, now.
00:41:34Wouldn't hurt?
00:41:36Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:41:43Katie!
00:41:44Katie!
00:41:50Katie!
00:41:53Katie, what are you doing?
00:41:55Eric, what are you doing here?
00:41:58I wanted to surprise you.
00:42:01Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:42:03You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:42:06Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:42:10Jeez, buddy.
00:42:11Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:42:13Who's this guy?
00:42:15This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:42:18I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:42:23Oh, this is sweet.
00:42:25Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:42:31Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:42:37How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:42:39Ah, really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:47It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:42:49I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:42:53All right, Liv.
00:42:54Say ah.
00:42:55Ah.
00:42:58What?
00:42:59Hold on.
00:43:20Oh, my God!
00:43:26You're lucky.
00:43:27One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:43:30He was right.
00:43:31But how?
00:43:33That's not a sore throat.
00:43:34You're going to die.
00:43:37I need to find that boy.
00:43:39Katie.
00:43:42Is this who you really want?
00:43:44Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:43:48Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:43:53She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:43:58Miles is legit.
00:44:00You're just a poverty case.
00:44:01You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:44:09And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:44:12This watch is worth more than your house.
00:44:19You're hilarious, buddy.
00:44:21I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:44:32We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:44:39You're right.
00:44:41We're not.
00:44:44I really thought I knew her.
00:44:52There you are.
00:44:55Oh my God, you were right.
00:44:58How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:45:01It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:45:07No, really.
00:45:09I was born with it.
00:45:11Really?
00:45:12Yeah, really.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:15Then what color is my bra?
00:45:21A gentleman never looks.
00:45:23Sure.
00:45:24You are so weird.
00:45:27What happened with your girlfriend?
00:45:30Former girlfriend.
00:45:31She broke up with me.
00:45:39Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:45:42I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:45:45I think I'll be fine.
00:45:56Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:46:01Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:46:04Ah, hey.
00:46:07Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:46:09Do what?
00:46:10I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:46:12You look like you could use the affection.
00:46:15It looks like you could use the money.
00:46:18Pays 10,000.
00:46:19An hour?
00:46:20It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:46:23In total!
00:46:27Look.
00:46:30They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:46:33They'll be our first appearance together.
00:46:36And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:46:40Okay?
00:46:44Your bra's red.
00:46:47And quite scandalous for school.
00:46:51Don't be late.
00:46:56Beat it, loser!
00:46:58This party's for the school's elite.
00:46:59Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:47:08What a squid.
00:47:11What a jerk.
00:47:14Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:47:17Tell you what.
00:47:18Do you want to trade?
00:47:20That's a Rolex.
00:47:22I like yours more.
00:47:24Thanks.
00:47:25Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:47:31I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:47:43Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:47:50My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:47:54Sure.
00:47:55Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:47:58Yeah, that would be me.
00:48:00So tonight has to be perfect.
00:48:02That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:48:07I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:48:15My publicist is calling.
00:48:17Here is the invite and purse.
00:48:20See there?
00:48:28Oh, my God, Miles.
00:48:29I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:48:32Of course.
00:48:33You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:48:35This is so cool.
00:48:36I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line,
00:48:38and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:48:44What the hell is he doing here?
00:48:47Hey, buddy.
00:48:50This is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
00:48:53You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:48:58He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:49:03He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:49:09You're trespassing, Eric?
00:49:11No, I'm not.
00:49:13I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:49:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:22Wait, wait.
00:49:23The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:49:26Yep.
00:49:31Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her.
00:49:37He's probably a stalker.
00:49:40You a stalker, bro?
00:49:42Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:49:45What else do you take?
00:49:46Her clothes?
00:49:47Her panties, huh?
00:49:52You disgusted barber!
00:49:56Eric, you idiot.
00:49:57What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:50:01She will crush you.
00:50:03In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:50:10Listen up!
00:50:11Everyone!
00:50:13Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:50:19Make an example out of him, all right?
00:50:25Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:50:26I'm here with Liv.
00:50:27She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:50:32Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:50:35You're so delusional.
00:50:38If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:50:44Really?
00:50:45You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:50:48That's not just pathetic.
00:50:50It's psychotic.
00:50:51Be careful with that.
00:50:53Oh, why?
00:50:54Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:50:59Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:51:04Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:51:06Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:51:10Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:51:11I have an idea.
00:51:12We should wash it.
00:51:14In the toilet.
00:51:20You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:51:24That's not her purse.
00:51:25You're not her boyfriend.
00:51:27You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:51:32She's literally just outside.
00:51:34You can go ask her.
00:51:35I have a better idea.
00:51:37This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:51:42Wait, Katie, don't.
00:51:50I tried.
00:51:56Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:52:03I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:52:09We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:52:16Last chance.
00:52:18Just let me go.
00:52:19No.
00:52:20I'm going to enjoy this.
00:52:23No, you really aren't.
00:52:25Oh, shit.
00:52:26And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:52:34What are you doing?
00:52:36What are you doing?
00:52:43What are you doing?
00:53:07Can I help you?
00:53:09I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:53:11That's sweet.
00:53:12But that watch is $500,000.
00:53:15It shouldn't be.
00:53:16The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in A plus three, minus three second time and
00:53:21accuracy.
00:53:22Please take it off the floor.
00:53:23Look, I don't have time for this.
00:53:26LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:53:30And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:53:33Yeah, so I heard.
00:53:43Surprise.
00:53:45Oh, my God.
00:53:46Oh, my God.
00:53:46Wow.
00:53:47I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:53:49I didn't realize it was you.
00:53:51Don't worry about it.
00:53:52I dressed down today.
00:54:03Oh, I can't see.
00:54:05Get down.
00:54:05Press the line.
00:54:11Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:54:19Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:54:23Let's go, boys.
00:54:25You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:54:28Yeah, I don't think so.
00:54:30Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:54:32I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoke face of yours.
00:54:35Can we make it five?
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Yeah, five seconds.
00:54:39That should be enough time.
00:54:40Five, four, three, two, and enjoy prison.
00:54:48What the?
00:54:52Don't fucking move.
00:54:54Get the fuck back!
00:54:55Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid.
00:54:58I'm warning you!
00:55:01Weak spot.
00:55:02Bad wrist.
00:55:03Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:55:22This one's perfect.
00:55:24I'll take it.
00:55:25I'd love to stay and chat, but my cop is here, and I'm going to be late to my first
00:55:32day of class.
00:55:33Boom!
00:55:44You were born with supervision.
00:55:48I know.
00:55:49And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:55:55earth.
00:55:55Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:55:57Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country.
00:56:00But it's still just that, a high school.
00:56:03You don't need this.
00:56:05But, I do need Katie.
00:56:11We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm going to surprise her today, and finally reveal who I
00:56:16really am.
00:56:17She'll be shocked.
00:56:18Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media
00:56:25idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:56:32Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:56:36I can't!
00:56:37I miss Homeroom!
00:56:39Oh my God, the Sparks is coming!
00:56:41She's got me.
00:56:41I wonder where Katie is.
00:56:44Oh my God!
00:56:48It's Liv Sparks!
00:56:57I can't believe she's at her school!
00:56:59She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:57:03Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:57:07Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:57:13Hey you.
00:57:15Liz Sparks.
00:57:16I have a 4.0.
00:57:17I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:57:23Uh, I'm...
00:57:25Eric.
00:57:26I have a 0.0.
00:57:28And I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:57:31And I have no followers on any social media.
00:57:35Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:57:42What?
00:57:43Boyfriend?
00:57:45I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:57:47Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:57:49I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:57:54You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:57:57I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:57:58I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:58:03Huh.
00:58:04I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:58:08I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:58:19Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:58:23Liv, wait!
00:58:24It's okay.
00:58:27You need more than a tonic.
00:58:29That's not a sore throat.
00:58:30You're going to die.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33Why would you say that to me?
00:58:35If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:58:40Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:58:43Okay, look.
00:58:43First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:58:48Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:58:51Just promise me.
00:58:53You need to go get your throat checked.
00:58:57Go, now.
00:58:58Okay, fine.
00:59:06You're kind of weird.
00:59:08Go, now.
00:59:12Wouldn't hurt.
00:59:14Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:59:21Katie!
00:59:22Katie!
00:59:28Katie?
00:59:31Katie?
00:59:32Katie, what are you doing?
00:59:33Eric, what are you doing here?
00:59:36I wanted to surprise you.
00:59:39Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:59:41You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:59:44Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:59:48Jeez, buddy.
00:59:49Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:59:51Who's this guy?
00:59:53This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:59:56I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:00:01Oh, this is sweet.
01:00:03Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:00:09Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
01:00:15How would you like to hang out with your item?
01:00:16Oh, really?
01:00:18Yeah.
01:00:25It's already been almost 10 minutes.
01:00:27I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:00:31All right, Liv.
01:00:32Say ah.
01:00:33Ah.
01:00:36What?
01:00:36Hold on.
01:00:57Oh, my God!
01:01:04You're lucky.
01:01:05One more minute and that would have killed you.
01:01:07He was right.
01:01:09But how?
01:01:11That's not a sore throat.
01:01:12You're going to die.
01:01:15I need to find that boy.
01:01:17Katie.
01:01:20Is this who you really want?
01:01:22Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
01:01:25Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
01:01:31She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
01:01:36Miles is legit.
01:01:37You're just a poverty case.
01:01:39You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
01:01:47And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
01:01:50This watch is worth more than your house.
01:01:57You're hilarious, buddy.
01:01:59I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
01:02:10We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
01:02:17You're right.
01:02:19We're not.
01:02:23I really thought I knew her.
01:02:30There you are.
01:02:33Oh my God, you were right.
01:02:36How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
01:02:39It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
01:02:45No, really.
01:02:47I was born with it.
01:02:49Really?
01:02:50Yeah, really.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:53Then what color is my bra?
01:02:58A gentleman never looks.
01:03:01Sure.
01:03:02You are so weird.
01:03:05What happened with your girlfriend?
01:03:08Former girlfriend.
01:03:09She broke up with me.
01:03:17Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
01:03:20I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
01:03:23I think I'll be fine.
01:03:34Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:03:39Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
01:03:42Oh, hey.
01:03:45Speaking of which, I'll do it.
01:03:47Do what?
01:03:48I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:03:50You look like you could use the affection.
01:03:53It looks like you could use the money.
01:03:56Pays ten thousand.
01:03:57An hour?
01:03:58It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
01:04:01In total!
01:04:05Look.
01:04:08They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
01:04:11They'll be our first appearance together.
01:04:14And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
01:04:18Okay?
01:04:22Your bra's red.
01:04:25And quite scandalous for school.
01:04:29Don't be late.
01:04:34Beat it, loser!
01:04:36This party's for the school's elite.
01:04:37Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:04:46What a squid.
01:04:48What a jerk.
01:04:52Hey, that was a really cool watch.
01:04:55Tell you what.
01:04:56Do you want to trade?
01:04:58That's a Rolex.
01:05:00I like yours more.
01:05:02Thanks.
01:05:03Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
01:05:09I didn't know you were so sweet.
01:05:17Wow.
01:05:26Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
01:05:28My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
01:05:32Sure.
01:05:33Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:37That would be me.
01:05:38So tonight has to be perfect.
01:05:40That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
01:05:45I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
01:05:54My publicist is calling.
01:05:55Here is the invite and purse.
01:05:58See you there?
01:06:05Oh my god, Miles.
01:06:07I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
01:06:10Of course.
01:06:11You know, she's such a big influencer.
01:06:13This is so cool.
01:06:14I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
01:06:22What the hell is he doing here?
01:06:25Hey, buddy.
01:06:28This is an exclusive party.
01:06:30So you got two options.
01:06:31You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
01:06:36He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
01:06:41He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
01:06:47You're trespassing, Eric?
01:06:49No, I'm not.
01:06:51I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
01:06:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:01The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:07:04Yep.
01:07:09Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
01:07:15He's probably a stalker.
01:07:18You a stalker?
01:07:19Bro, how would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:07:23What else do you take?
01:07:24Her clothes, her panties, huh?
01:07:30You disgusted barber!
01:07:33Eric, you idiot.
01:07:35What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:07:39She will crush you.
01:07:41In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
01:07:48Listen up!
01:07:49Everyone!
01:07:51Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
01:07:57Make an example out of him, all right?
01:08:02Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
01:08:04I'm here with Liv.
01:08:05She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
01:08:10Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
01:08:13You're so delusional.
01:08:16If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:08:22Really?
01:08:23You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:08:26That's not just pathetic.
01:08:28It's psychotic.
01:08:29Be careful with that.
01:08:31Oh, why?
01:08:32Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
01:08:37Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:08:42Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
01:08:44Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
01:08:47Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:08:49I have an idea.
01:08:50We should wash it.
01:08:52In the toilet.
01:08:58You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
01:09:02That's not her purse.
01:09:03You're not her boyfriend.
01:09:05You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
01:09:10She's literally just outside.
01:09:12You can go ask her.
01:09:13I have a better idea.
01:09:15This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
01:09:20Wait, Katie, don't.
01:09:28I tried.
01:09:34Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:09:41I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with
01:09:47her.
01:09:47We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
01:09:54Last chance.
01:09:56Just let me go.
01:09:57No.
01:09:58I'm going to enjoy this.
01:10:01No, you really aren't.
01:10:02Oh, shit.
01:10:03And you'll see why in three, two, one.
01:10:12What are you doing?
01:10:14What are you doing?
01:10:21What are you doing?
01:10:30What are you doing?
01:10:30What are you doing?
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