00:00Manchester United Ticket Office, how can you help?
00:02Hi, quick question really.
00:05My son is a massive United fan, like his dad.
00:09Of course he is.
00:11Right, I'll ask her now.
00:13Sorry.
00:14He's got some questions that he wants to ask you.
00:17Just with the form that Manchester United are in at a minute.
00:20But he won't stop begging me to ring Manchester United.
00:23Just, have you got a couple of minutes just to entertain him?
00:26Yeah, of course, I can speak to your son, I'll probably.
00:28Give me one second, I'll pass you on.
00:30Right.
00:32Hello.
00:33Hello.
00:33Hi, is this really Manchester United?
00:37Oh, yes it is.
00:39What can I do for you today?
00:40Oh, wow.
00:42Right, I was looking to see if I can get a job.
00:46Right, you want a job at the ticket office?
00:49Not so much at the ticket office.
00:51I was wondering, how do I go about getting the job as a head coach?
00:55Oh, right.
00:56I've seen that there's an opening come up, I've seen it on Sky Sports, I've seen it on TikTok,
01:05and I thought, oh, there's never going to be an opportunity like this.
01:09Let's put myself forward.
01:11I've got experience.
01:12Okay, well, what experience have you got?
01:16So, I have done FIFA.
01:20I've even done career mode on FIFA.
01:23Smashed it.
01:24I've got football manager, the new one, 26.
01:27I think the board might be looking for someone with a little bit more experience.
01:33Well, they won't be bored when I'm there.
01:36No, I don't think they'll be bored.
01:38I'd say you're better at teaching football than playing it.
01:41Yeah, which is quite opposite of the manager you've just got rid of.
01:45He was better at kicking the ball than managing.
01:47I think that's quite...
01:50It's not really right place to comment.
01:52I'm not able to comment on that, to be honest.
01:55Why?
01:56You work at Manchester United.
01:59Yeah, that's all handled way above my pay grade, that.
02:03Well, that's the other thing as well.
02:05I'll do it for a fraction of the price that they were paying the last manager.
02:10Okay, so what kind of salary are you looking for?
02:1315.
02:15Let's look at 15.
02:16Maybe 20 quid a week.
02:19Am I poor with that?
02:20Oh, that's a really good deal.
02:21I know, I know.
02:23I bet Wilcox would jump at that, wouldn't you?
02:25So, if you can just put my name forward, that'd be brilliant.
02:29My name's Tim, I'm three nearly six.
02:31Right, okay, so you're three nearly six and you'd like to be put forward to be the manager.
02:38Yes, manager.
02:39Not head coach, manager.
02:42Okay.
02:42I think that's where the confusion was with the last manager.
02:45Sorry, the last head coach.
02:47He wanted to be known as the manager.
02:49And that's where I want to be, I want to be the manager.
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