00:16You're not laughing at a woman's very funny joke.
00:19The defendant is charged with misogyny in the first degree.
00:22He is a white, straight, cisgendered male.
00:25I rest my case, Your Honor.
00:27Welp, I've heard enough.
00:30I sentence the defendant to death.
00:36Oh, I'm gonna die!
00:38Oh, black and wise one, please tell us what to do.
00:41Just as the elders foretold, this is Narmageddon.
00:47We're all in grave danger.
00:49Without our virtue signal, this is no longer a safe space.
00:54Ah, these'll be good thongs, you dog.
00:56You speak of the prophecy.
00:58The chosen one, who'll venture out into the real world and reclaim the victimhood from
01:02its ancient resting place.
01:04And wield its awesome power.
01:06And save the world from the oppressive colonisers to become the coolest, wokest, most compassionate
01:11person ever.
01:12I'll do it.
01:14I'll accept the call to adventure.
01:17Oh my god, that's so cringe.
01:26All my life I've tried to be progressive.
01:28I've grown up believing that I'm too privileged to be treated equally.
01:31And that I deserve to be enslaved and beaten up and shattered every day.
01:37I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't a progressive paradise after all.
01:41But what would I know?
01:42I'm just a dumb white guy.
01:43My opinion doesn't matter.
01:45Kill me!
01:45Kill me you!
01:47Kill me out!
01:57Kill me away!
02:02Kill me you!
02:10Can't Road vem!
