The Unbelieveable life of a Direct T.V. installer

Now when I signed up to install Direct T.V. I never thought that I would see something like this. I went to this ladies house in Dante, VA. Small little coal minning town. I couldn't believe what I saw. The lady herself when I showed up was a sight, she had on a yellow stained white T-shirt, with holes all in it so you can see her boobs, and some red shorts on. Also, you can't see it but I think there was a dead dog behind her wood stove.