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00:30what does this have to do with ELA stick to the curriculum lots to say about that but mostly
00:35it was a star wars rebellion symbol a parent email and accused me of teaching sexual orientation
00:41when i was actually teaching asexual reproduction in unicellular organisms i teach biology had a
00:48parent ask me if their child was on track for an ivy league education i teach pre-k i got
00:53told there
00:53There was no reason for me to be teaching about the rainbow and promoting gay culture i teach elementary
00:58art at a parent email at 4 a.m by 6 a.m she emailed the principal saying i don't
01:04communicate
01:04well and never responded to her why is obama's picture hanging in your room my response was
01:09I'm a teacher and he is the president it was 2010 please remove all sick children from your room for
01:15the next two weeks we are going on a cruise and I don't want my child to be sick and
01:18ruin our vacation
01:19When i told her no i would not be targeting children based on their wellness she went to
01:24had a mom asked what on earth would make you choose to fail my son um ma'am your son
01:29chose to
01:30do absolutely nothing every day in class i didn't get the message my principal did but the parent was
01:35upset after seeing i was reading on it storm through social media she said it was inappropriate for me to
01:40be promoting those kinds of books where the students might be able to see i teach fourth grade please
01:45don't teach about voting it doesn't seem appropriate for them to learn as i stopped reading and laughed
01:51Because my kids were voting about oreos or chocolate chip cookies there's three you can make
01:56sure to call my house at 6 30 to wake my son up for school i work got accused of
02:00teaching about drag
02:01queens and a lesson about japanese kabuki women aren't allowed to be kabuki actors lost that fight
02:07with admin if you're going to be absent my daughter needs to know ahead of time so she can be
02:11mentally
02:12prepared yeah if i puke in the night she'll be the first person i call i want to homeschool my
02:17child
02:17when will the teacher be at our house and which teacher will it be you're the teacher now babe
02:22had a kid take a tumble during the program and swallowed her tooth two hours later she goes number two and
02:27the parent asks me to go digging for it so she can put it under her pillow what he yelled at
02:33me because i
02:33told her that s'mores was not an appropriate snack in school he brought a s'mores maker with a heating
02:39element to school had a parent message beyond upset with me that i labeled their child as boy on their
02:44trimester assignment scores boy means beginning of year why did my child not hand in this assignment
02:50i don't know why your 15 year old didn't hand it in ask them told me i needed to make
02:55sure their
02:55child would be line leader every day because they are used to being first and they didn't like how
02:59much it upset them every day got a handwritten note saying they will be sending a bill for the
03:04clothing the child ruined she requested they are not allowed to use markers or scissors ma'am it's
03:10kindergarten i realized she didn't do any of the work but why did she get a zero
03:15I had a parent tell me that i personally am a danger to children and the downfall of our country because
03:20i won't tie shoes so the country is on me my bad guys gave a student a zero because they
03:26didn't turn
03:26the assignment in parent calls me and says she thinks it was unfair and the student should have
03:30some points gained because a zero was too harsh reminder she never turned anything in special ed
03:35teacher here her daughter threw up and she asked me to smell it to make sure it was sick smell
03:40what i was told i made up the boston tea party to push an agenda with technology today i don't
03:46really
03:47care if my child can read i understand she's having a hard time personally but she shouldn't be missing
03:52work i was having surgery for my second miscarriage that year and my father-in-law died my son came
03:58home
03:58without his limited edition cinnamon crunch toast crocs and I'm telling the principal you stole and sold
04:03them what i had a parent tell my principal i was too professional i wouldn't give her my cell
04:09number and call her just to chat and be her friend screamed at me for 10 minutes on the phone
04:13How dare
04:13i ask her son to stack his chair on his desk and throw away his trash and plug in his computer
04:18at the end
04:18of the day i'm not exaggerating she said it's your classroom it's your job to do that just say your
04:24kid
04:24walks all over you damn i had a parent call to tell me that she was upset that i told
04:28her first grade
04:29son that a hamburger was a dead cow i was a vegetarian but i most certainly did not tell him
04:34that i asked him later where he heard that and he plainly answered my mom told me that
04:38please stop marking my son's work in red ink it's a very aggressive and we're trying to encourage him
04:44to try hard went right into my trash bin where it belongs please remove my child anytime there is talk
04:50about ghosts monsters or demons as we don't want the devil to infect our child I was reading a fantasy
04:56book
04:56in my curriculum emailed a parent about her child's increased behavior issues was told he's
05:02Performing experiments on you to prove fairly that you do not treat him when we gather the data we will
05:07go to the principal and let you know what we find i'm sorry what i'm an art teacher i had
05:12a parent
05:12accuse me of indoctrination because i taught my students about an indigenous artist didn't mention
05:17his beliefs whatever he talked about the work shapes and colors i really think you need to
05:21Incorporating more Spanish into your class is a disadvantage for those trying to learn and teach
05:26english and we live in puerto rico they sent me a video of their eighth graders screaming crying
05:31and rolling on the floor because they didn't want to do their homework and the parent blamed me
05:36one of my parents asked me for a parent teacher conference on a sunday no one parent asked me to
05:42create and send out her child's birthday party invitation and sent me all the information to
05:47include on it the worst part was i did it because it was my first year of teaching and i
05:52had not
05:52I learned to say no yet boundaries babe parent messaged me why are you picking on my child i
05:57only ever hear about things she is doing wrong and why would i tell you about the other children
06:02a parent wouldn't let their high school senior watch a pg disney movie they said it wasn't
06:07appropriate it's inside out can you buy pizza for the class for my daughter's birthday and then
06:12I'll reimburse you afterwards yeah no you're running a communist classroom by manipulating my child
06:19for compliance this was regarding an elf on the shelf i taught kindergarten you'd be shocked
06:24how many parents think it's appropriate to ask you to wipe their kids who's allowed my child to talk
06:29to someone without my permission i will be suing the kid talked to the guidance counselor parent did
06:35not sue also why can't your kid see a guidance counselor red flag it's so unprofessional for you
06:40took three days off and didn't tell the parents that you would be out and why this impacts my daughter's
06:44learning you need to tell us where you were and cc'd my principal so i gave my principal
06:48Permission to go into detail about my miscarriage had a mom tell me via the child's
06:53planner to stop messaging her husband because it makes her uncomfortable he was the only contact i
06:58had on file and i was just updating every parent on reminders i can't volunteer for the field trip
07:03Because i am a felon she smells uncertainty fear and anxiety so be prepared i work as an online teacher
07:10For high school students a parent wanted me to text her kid every morning before his 9 a.m. class
07:15to be
07:15sure he's awake he's 17 i was turned into the superintendent because i was unable to open a
07:21student's gatorade bottle there was a whole investigation by admin i have lupus had a parent
07:26email me that when her child was working up in class I needed to lay him down in front of
07:30the class while
07:31i rolled an exercise ball over him while playing andrea bocelli i teach sixth grade when she is at
07:36school you are her parent absolutely not parent put in a complaint about me for not sending out her
07:41child's birthday invites she sent them to me on class dojo on july 1st school ended on may 28th
07:47I went to my super because they didn't agree with the length of my maternity leave said it was
07:51unprofessional for me to get pregnant knowing i would be due during the school year and tried to
07:55speak at the board meeting about it you have got to be me a kindergarten parent sent in a note
08:01asking
08:01how much makeup they should put on their makeup picture day oh my daughter god kid did a backflip
08:07in
08:07the cafeteria after being told not to so he owed five minutes of recess mom emailed saying we need
08:12to give him his five minutes back because he has adhd and we wouldn't ask a kid in a wheelchair
08:16to
08:16stand up so we can't expect him not to do backflips apples and oranges babe i need money for gas
08:22Otherwise my kid will not be attending school unfortunately for your child that's your problem
08:26College academic counselor parent emailed and asked us to reconsider the decision to place her child on
08:31academic probation it was a calculation not a choice because her daughter was a victim of divorce
08:36and had a hard time with her parents divorce and that's why her grades were so low the parents
08:40Divorced when the child was 12 she was 19 at the time of the email miss can you please send
08:45homework it's one week into the holidays and he's driving me insane please excuse my child from their
08:50work for the next two weeks we will be going on vacation yeah so that's not how that works oh
08:55it's
08:55just 103 degree fever and occasional diarrhea he's fine parent accused me of wearing a pagan star and
09:01teaching paganism i read an excerpt from harry potter and my necklace was a jewish star parents knew
09:06I was Jewish why did everyone else get the chocolate cake and my child get a cupcake I don't
09:11know jackie why do you insist your child can only have vegan things had a parent tell me i was
09:16playing
09:16terrifying and disturbing music with terrifying and disturbing images to the point where he was
09:20Afraid to send his child to school it was an instrumental YouTube video with stitch and bluey
09:25Drinking hot coffee I gave a student a plus 10 on an extra credit quiz apparently my handwriting was
09:30rushed and sloppy because the parent claimed i wrote ho on her paper all the parent teacher
09:35conference with admin enrolled up with a lawyer we don't use the word no in our house please just
09:41rephrase how you speak to my child first grade i hear it's getting worse my daughter doesn't feel
09:47Comfortable using the bathroom at school could you go in and wipe the seat down with a clorox wipe
09:51Prior to her using the bathroom every time she needs to go these comments just prove teachers
09:56should be making double if not triple their salary wholeheartedly agree truly do not pay teachers
10:01enough
10:02you
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