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00:00This comment section is wild the craziest thing you've ever experienced in nonverbal health care
00:05Patient had a full conversation with me at 3 a.m. then proceeded to seize and die is this normal
00:10i
00:11feel like this is not normal someone chime in the other day i was working the psych ward at my
00:15hospital and I turned around to see a woman standing holding a knife she said the kitchen
00:19sent this up with my meal and i don't think i'm supposed to have this good on her i feel
00:24like y'all
00:25got pretty lucky with this one had a patient drive herself walk into triage and say i'm not sure
00:30something just feels off glucose of 1795 y'all she drove to the hospital herself for context you guys
00:38a normal fasting blood sugar in an adult is between 70 and 99 this is an extreme life-threatening
00:45emergency like crazy had two residents who were identical twins twin a passed away at the beginning
00:50of my night shift around 5 p.m. once she was sent off when we cleared her room and all
00:54that two
00:55a.m comes around and the call lights are going off from her room her twin went in there to
00:59scare
00:59the out of us i mean i guess humor is how some people cope uh man shot himself in the
01:05head gun
01:06went off but he didn't die he just had a bad headache and a bit of bleeding he said he
01:09assumed the
01:10bullet ricocheted off his skull and went to bed next day still had the headache so he came to the
01:15er
01:15ct'd him and the bullet was stuck in his frontal lobe with minimal bleeding around it he gave himself
01:20a lobotomy tech told me she's never seen anything like it also like maybe watch him
01:25for a bit to make sure he doesn't you know try that again had to confiscate my psych patient's
01:30fake eye because when she got mad she'd pop it out and throw it at you delivered a fake baby
01:36in the
01:36hallway of my intensive psych unit and i said i don't think i'm qualified for this jokingly and she
01:41said shut up white girl this baby is going to the foster system anyways i think about her often
01:47As will i now one of my dementia residents a retired firefighter broke the glass on the fire
01:52extinguisher case and proceeded to spray the entire floor trying to put out the fire then punched two
01:57other residents who were in his way my guy clocked back in just a man who loved his work as
02:02a prison
02:02nurse i've had to remove a chicken bone from a man's urethra what man came in with a hotel phone
02:08up his butt and the cord was just hanging out like a little tail I worked in cardiology patient on
02:14my
02:14my ambulance called me the worst emt he's ever met because i wouldn't tell my partner to stop at
02:19mcdonald's on our way to dialysis he later died because he fell out of his wheelchair to reach
02:23a pack of cigarettes and broke his neck he was not a pleasant man sounds like it a woman passed
02:29away
02:29in her sleep with her arms above her head i found her the next day i woke up in the
02:32same position i
02:33found her in with my arms above my head and I have never once slept that way before or since
02:38to be
02:38fair you were probably just dreaming about it hopefully in the uk you're not allowed to attach patients to the
02:43bed
02:43in spain it's legal if they're aggressive or disoriented so i was just told to follow the patient
02:48he was a psych patient in the er he threw himself to the floor and started to move like a
02:52snake around the ward
02:53i was just behind him following and checking to make sure he didn't leave the hospital
02:57i work in labor and delivery had a same-sex couple both females who wanted children that would have the
03:02same DNA as
03:03Both parents their solution is that one girl slept with the other girl's dad so that their baby would have some
03:09DNA
03:09for both the girl who got pregnant and the other mom through the dna of her dad the girl's father
03:14He stayed for the whole delivery then tried to claim the baby was his and not his daughter's this is so
03:21Incredibly messy and weird a resident asked a nurse for a hug in front of everyone and when she leaned
03:26in
03:26he took her stethoscope and started choking her with it and it took three of us to get him to
03:31let go
03:32this feels like a scene from a medical like soapy drama this is crazy today i went into a patient's
03:37room
03:37to give medication and when i walked in i noticed that he didn't look like himself so i asked if he
03:41was
03:42okay the second i asked him he vomited all over the plate he was eating off of ate what just
03:47came
03:47up vomited again and then ate it again i nearly fainted i would have thrown up watching this once
03:53let alone twice mother and son admitted to rehab together son was so attached to his mother and was
03:58always in a room turns out they were sleeping together nurse walked in on them son was slow so not
04:04really his fault jail oh my god jail doing compressions and a patient's intestines popped
04:09out oh my god i had a patient that would constantly fake their seizures and would throw a fit if
04:14we
04:14didn't react like it was real so we play pretend all day is this like Munchausen's or is that a
04:19Different thing feels similar my best friend's mom was a nurse and she had a drunk man come into the
04:24hospital holding his own cutoff arm and he wasn't even scared or anything he was just like hey can y
04:29'all
04:30put it back i would love to know what state this was in how much you want to bet it
04:33was in
04:33the south we had an 85 year old patient escape on a night shift and walk all the way home
04:38at night to
04:39where he lived which was a good hour walk the wife rang us to tell him he was at the
04:43house this makes
04:43me kind of sad though he just wanted to go home had registration come out and tell someone isn't
04:48breathing in the lobby we bring her back and code her for 30 minutes but never got her back but
04:52it turns
04:52out her husband was the patient not her she literally had a heart attack and dropped dead in front of
04:57her
04:58husband and daughter in the entire lobby oh my god i saw someone flatline yes as in no pulse for
05:04Like three to five minutes pre-procedure and revived with epi and atropine no CPR procedure was needed then
05:10Canceled for obvious reasons and she came back and said what happened like girl what you visited jesus
05:16and came back that's what happened like yeah you tell us i was giving a resident an insulin shot and
05:22he
05:22decided that he didn't like the way I was trying to administer so he punched me in the face and
05:26claimed it
05:27was a reflux confused buddy drinking out of his urinary thinking it was his ginger ale
05:32Oh my patient passed away and I revived him with CPR and he punched me in the eye after
05:37my sister is a ccrn she's been punched so many times someone flipped the whole hospital bed not a
05:43gurney like a legit icu bed like just hulked out or someone in their hand and slapped me across the
05:49face with it this would have been the day i quit i had a dementia patient who would yodel and
05:54yell
05:54for minutes on end and then just completely stop and would burst into tears and scream i didn't
05:58kill them kill whose family brought the resident a knife and the resident cut their toes off it was
06:04care plan to remove sharp objects from the room but the family just kept bringing more why it feels like
06:10The family didn't have great intentions here because what i had a patient cut half of his hand
06:16off and while we were trying to sew it up and stop the bleeding he asks if he'll still get
06:20a parking
06:20ticket he drove in a manual vehicle 35 minutes with half a hand and was worried because he didn't
06:25pay for parking okay but side note i think it's absolutely insane to charge for parking at a
06:31hospital 90 something four foot nine 43 kilogram old lady off baseline ripped a fire door clean off
06:37its hinges and threw it across the room damn granny strong resident left the facility via an emergency
06:44door during lunch everyone ignored the alarm she stole the transport van and drove herself 45 minutes
06:49away with no glasses and advanced stage dementia no shoes and in her pjs she got stuck on a patch
06:55of
06:56ice in someone's driveway thankfully they called the police police showed up with her and that's when
07:00The facility I realized she was missing I've never gotten so many phone calls on a day off before in
07:05my life yeah i bet had a mother who didn't have custody of her child in nicu grabbed the baby
07:10off of
07:11the vent run out of the hospital with the baby tucked under one arm while stabbing three er staff and
07:17and then lunging at me when i tried to cut her off i'm honestly just worried about holding a
07:21newborn like this like where is the next support with an underarm football hold i a patient set
07:26himself on fire oh i'm a cna but i had an rn tell me to shut up and that i
07:31It was wrong when I tried to
07:32inform him that he was putting a catheter in the patient's vagina and not her urethra may this kind
07:38of doctor never find me patient had a colostectomy drain and walked in on him cutting it out with
07:43scissors oh my god nonverbal resident randomly started talking and told me her whole life story
07:49and how her father was a bad man and assaulted her she went on talking for over an hour and
07:53then it
07:53never happened again after had a patient who brought her husband's urn with her walked into her room and
07:58she was digging through his urn with her bare hands oh i had this one resident that was always super
08:04sweet and then one night everything shifted and that night she decided to bite my arm during a transfer
08:09later on that night we have her headphones to calm her down because she loved music and she
08:13decided it was my time and attempted to strangle me with the cord that was an interesting shift
08:18interesting is a word that's a word for you to use i guess patient wrapped the call light cord around
08:22Their neck in the bathroom turned blue before anyone could get in and cut the cord off the one-on
08:27-one
08:27With them he was told not to give them bathroom privacy but he didn't want to look like a creep while
08:31The patient was in the bathroom let's maybe not ignore direct instructions when working in health
08:36care okay not in health care but patient experience was in the ed for an appendix issue
08:41my nurse asked if there was anything she could do for me before leaving i chokingly said a foot rub
08:46It would be amazing we both giggled as she left the room she returned five minutes later with lotion
08:50This lady rubbed my feet for a good 10 minutes I feel like for every story of a nurse or
08:56a resident
08:56or someone going crazy there's a story of somebody going above and beyond and this gives me hope
09:01Like this is so sweet I had a patient years ago come in with completely necrotic feet
09:05and they were set to be amputated in a few days he was independent but he rang the call bell
09:10to
09:10tell me that he shit on the floor instead of his bedside commode which was right behind the massive
09:14pile of shit as i'm bent over he takes his necrotic foot and manages to get his rotting foot juices
09:19all over my arm and it's sitting there oozing and i throw up on his pile of shit i cleaned
09:24that up and
09:25ran to the nurse's station and scrubbed my arm with soap and water and then bleached right on the skin
09:30the patient laughed at me this is genuinely horrifying start to end the fact that you
09:36I didn't quit i kudos i walk into a room because of the bed alarm and when i walk in the
09:40patient
09:41is standing on the bed ivy out and bleeding everywhere actively sucking the vanco out of
09:45the iv tubing had nearly the same thing happen a couple months later but with ketamine good lord
09:51patient told me she called the police on me for murdering my husband and kids i was freshly 18 and
09:56when i told her i was a bit young for that she told me i wasn't too young for cancer
10:00Okay, I genuinely
10:02don't know how y'all do it but i'm thankful for you thank you for your service