- 2 hours ago
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:00:06Mother.
00:00:07Who will drive you to me?
00:00:10Look at them.
00:00:19You...
00:00:20You...
00:00:23You...
00:00:30你是何人?
00:00:32我是...
00:00:35又来个细皮嫩肉的小美人!
00:00:37正好,都抓回去,给我当双雄盗驴!
00:00:45不管你是谁,能为救将双门的天骄而死,是你的福气!
00:00:56还能不能让人好好做个自我介绍了?
00:00:57我叫姜婉!
00:01:02我叫姜婉,一个勤勤恳恳的网文编辑,因为嘴贱。
00:01:10现在南平文除了杀怪升级收后宫,就没点心意了。
00:01:15被迫穿进了书里,成了书中对男主成泽州有救命之恩,
00:01:21最后成了他后宫之一的洛云宗女弟子姜婉,
00:01:24只有协助成泽州肃清妖魔。
00:01:28飞升成仙,才能回家。
00:01:33可现在,男主被抢,还面临一群NPC的逼婚?
00:01:38这开局,一个字,绝!
00:01:46怎么没声音了?
00:01:48外面有人吗?
00:01:51系统,你让本尊攻略的就是这个弱不禁风的蠢女人。
00:01:59没错,她就是你的攻略对象,宿主快去给她温柔的松绑,留个好印象。
00:02:05系统,攻略,我幻听了。
00:02:09哎呀,想想你当初。
00:02:19千年的封印能禁锢她的身躯,却困不住复仇的火焰。
00:02:22虚伪的正道们,颤抖吧!
00:02:24魔尊严拙,她即将王者归来。
00:02:28叮咚!
00:02:29掌声!
00:02:31想夺回一切吗?
00:02:33想走上魔生巅峰吗?
00:02:38现在绑定系统,力解锁新生。
00:02:41你是谁?
00:02:43哈喽啊,我是恋爱脑系统,可以马上救你出去哦,亲。
00:02:50每获取她一点好感度,就能恢复一点法力。
00:02:53嗯!
00:02:55郭早。
00:02:58发型OK,相貌无敌,传达满分。
00:03:02去吧,皮卡丘!
00:03:05哇,她长得好好看呀,宿主你捡到宝了。
00:03:09救下来了,然后呢?
00:03:12打嘴没动?
00:03:15难道我能听见心声?
00:03:20宿主快,说标准台词,歹人已被我解决了。
00:03:25姑娘别怕。
00:03:30救命之恩无以为报,小女子愿意以身相许。
00:03:33恶心。
00:03:36什么叫恶心?
00:03:37你还想不想恢复法力了?
00:03:39姑娘,别害怕,外面的山贼已被我解决。
00:03:42来了来了,明场面要来了。
00:03:47哼哼,想屁齿。
00:03:49谢公子相救。
00:03:51救命之恩无以为报。
00:03:52小女子,来世愿做牛做马,以报公子的大恩大德。
00:04:00不对啊,她怎么不按套路出牌?
00:04:03早八百年前的套路了,这些系统都不更新了吗?
00:04:07为什么要等到来世?
00:04:10你这一世不能为我做牛做马吗?
00:04:13宿主你在口出什么狂言?
00:04:16不好意思啊,这一世我已经在给别人做牛马了。
00:04:22尽快找到男主,然后帮他肃清妖魔,飞升成线。
00:04:31他受了伤很虚弱,宿主你快主动送他下山。
00:04:33我托你下山。
00:04:35真不用,你忙您的。
00:04:36还敢拒绝本尊,待本尊恢复法力,定拿他寄贴。
00:04:42摩尊?小树里那个终极boss头,那就有劳公子了。
00:04:53原柱里这片林子是三阶妖兽的领地。
00:04:59幸好有这瓶宠物求偶气微粉,别怪兄弟坑你。
00:05:02要是被你攻略成功,恢复法力,男主不得死得透透的?
00:05:09我还怎么回家?
00:05:15没事吧?
00:05:17没事吧?
00:05:17没事,没事。
00:05:18没事,没事,没事。
00:05:26疙瘾!
00:05:32老虎, Tiger,东北金剑层,宿主快保护好虚弱的攻略目标
00:05:38给我走,这就是你说的虚弱
00:05:42用符咒,宿主你现在就是个脆皮炸武炸
00:05:47这刚才又没了
00:05:50这似乎气味果然是精准头发
00:06:01不是吧,这就嘎了,说好的魔尊呢
00:06:05完了完了,活脱了
00:06:09对不住啊,我真不是故意的
00:06:12谁让你个魔尊连只老虎都打不过
00:06:14就这水瓶还想拿我祭天呢
00:06:16祝你下辈子投个好胎,别再遇到我了
00:06:19那真不行,又遇到我
00:06:22晚晚在跟你挖粉啊,他心里绝对有你
00:06:26他好感都多少了
00:06:28我看看
00:06:28哇,这就是你说的他心里有我
00:06:35你在祭拜谁呢
00:06:39一只不幸遇难的毛毛虫
00:06:40是吗,这只毛毛虫身上该不会也被你抹了特别的气味吧
00:06:44皇带,他发现了
00:06:46那个,你没事就好,我先
00:06:49家暴,这是家暴,我要打幽幽幽
00:06:54根据恋爱脑系组手的第二百五十条
00:06:56先对你处以红牌警告,惩罚雷击淘汰
00:06:59区区雷击
00:07:05魔尊要是不想这么憋屈,就乖乖刷好感度吧
00:07:08刷好感度而已
00:07:11那就把他绑在身边朝夕相处
00:07:18师兄,你怎么了
00:07:20不用
00:07:24魔尊
00:07:27封印千年不知悔改
00:07:30今日便是你的死期
00:07:41魔尊
00:07:44魔尊
00:07:45魔尊
00:07:48我弄到的到底是什么,心怎么会这么痛
00:07:51师兄,你终于醒了,人家担心死了
00:07:55魔尊
00:07:56魔尊
00:07:58魔尊
00:07:58救我的姑娘呢
00:07:59她为了逃命,把你扔下就跑了
00:08:02我要去找她,必须马上找到她
00:08:06不行,你的伤还没好
00:08:08为了这么个贪生怕死之徒,连自己的命都不顾了
00:08:12师妹,慎言
00:08:13她不仅是我的救命恩人
00:08:16我总觉得,说是不找到她
00:08:20我会后悔终生
00:08:22去吧
00:08:24等你赶到,她早已清白不保,尸骨无存了
00:08:32那个疯癖居然搞偷袭
00:08:33客栈
00:08:37我这是被绑票了
00:08:40原住里每个客栈方圆十里内都会有传送阵
00:08:41只要支开它半个时辰就能跑
00:08:43我不合招
00:08:45我要去佛跳墙
00:08:48谁跳墙
00:08:50佛
00:08:51多年未闻活踪,先跳墙可行
00:08:54三十里后地先庙,先杀一个
00:09:01这是什么地狱笑话
00:09:02你是魔鬼吗,是菜,是豆菜啊,祖祖
00:09:06什么墙要跳这么久
00:09:15不知男主那边怎么样了,赶快逃出去走主线剧情
00:09:26想跑
00:09:28没有没有,我就看在夜景
00:09:33这是什么
00:09:34好看吗
00:09:35只要你离我百米之外,就会有温身震痛,生不如死
00:09:40算你狠
00:09:45谁能想到,袁助理那个让人闻风丧胆的魔尊
00:09:48居然在这儿为我做饭,我也想吃上好的了
00:09:51袁助理,千年前仙魔大战
00:09:58则祖先尊以自曝原神为代价,才将魔尊严从封印
00:10:04千年后,魔尊冲破封印,而先尊也转世成了小说男主成泽州
00:10:11再次肩负起讨伐魔尊的重任
00:10:17真不知道我这手无伏击之力的小炮灰,要怎么帮男主对付这个变态
00:10:22维巾之计只能水泥风心,血不能够陷一点好感量,让它恢复法力
00:10:30你真破坏了
00:10:31哇,恭喜宿主,女主好感度上涨五点
00:10:41说好的水泥风心呢,怎么一碗薄条就破功了
00:10:44原来好感度如此好说
00:10:46宿主快趁热打铁,给婉婉看你为她受的伤,她一定会感动的
00:10:53稳住,老娘能演你
00:10:56哎呀,你怎么这么不小心
00:11:01一定很痛吧,我给你吹吹
00:11:04好感度多少
00:11:05还是我
00:11:08还是我
00:11:13还是我
00:11:14哇,这也太好吃了,你这是全天下最好的人
00:11:19现在呢
00:11:21现在呢
00:11:25谢谢
00:11:27现在呢
00:11:29长没长
00:11:30还是我
00:11:33嗯,真贴心
00:11:36现在
00:11:40哼,老娘可是省过上千本女评论,想跟老娘斗
00:11:43那个,我想和QQ奶奶好喝到喵铺茶
00:11:47那是好物
00:11:50是用雪山羚羊奶配上碧云风的云雾茶
00:11:52再加最新鲜Q弹的珍珠熬制成的疗伤盛品
00:11:58你耍我
00:12:03我以为你跟别人是不一样的
00:12:04是真的心疼我
00:12:06算了
00:12:07你我非亲非故
00:12:09就让我带着一身商品死好了
00:12:11我好可怜
00:12:13宿主你快答应她
00:12:15麻烦
00:12:21来
00:12:22去哪儿
00:12:23去哪儿
00:12:24喝茶
00:12:31坐好了
00:12:40吃什么
00:12:44本尊竟沦落至此
00:13:10啊好感度减食今晚好感度要是不能回正你会被强制抹杀的怎么办怎么办怎么办怎么办
00:13:12Can youisa a foreign person!
00:13:15esta circulate to
00:13:41I haven't seen it, but there is a hotel in the city, so you can go to...
00:13:50Don't do it!
00:13:51Think about how the feeling is.
00:13:52You have to look at yourself.
00:13:53You have to look at yourself.
00:13:56Is this for you?
00:13:58No, no!
00:13:59You have to look at yourself!
00:14:00No!
00:14:01How the feeling is right!
00:14:03Let's go!
00:14:03Come on!
00:14:03Come on!
00:14:04Where are you going?
00:14:09You want to go?
00:14:12I'm out of bed.
00:14:14Give me a smile.
00:14:15You have to go.
00:14:15I'm out of bed.
00:14:16Good, you have to go out.
00:14:17How did you get out of bed?
00:14:19I'm not a big boy.
00:14:20I'll give you a big boy.
00:14:23You can be able to understand your body.
00:14:24Your body can be able to use your body.
00:14:26Your body can be able to...
00:14:26You can be able to...
00:14:27You can be able to understand your body.
00:14:29What kind of money?
00:14:29This is a new price.
00:14:31You're a good girl.
00:14:33I don't have a child. I don't have any interest in this situation.
00:14:37But you're a little bit more.
00:14:39Well, it's just fine.
00:14:41The law of the law is smart.
00:14:42The law of the law is not allowed to be able to get the law of the law of the
00:14:44law.
00:14:45Let's go ahead and get the law of the law.
00:14:48Wait, the law of the law?
00:14:50I don't know how to get the law of the law.
00:14:52It's a good thing.
00:14:56I'm going to get him back.
00:14:58I'll go back.
00:15:03When the king has the law, he will be the law of the system and the king will be the
00:15:07second one.
00:15:07Then he will not be the second one.
00:15:10You're right, I'm right.
00:15:12I have seen a woman wearing a white shirt.
00:15:19I said that woman was just going to leave.
00:15:22Brother, don't worry about her.
00:15:24Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:26Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:28Let's go.
00:15:29Let's go.
00:15:30What is this kind of pain?
00:15:33Maybe we've had a special kind of family.
00:15:36Brother,
00:15:37If you don't know,
00:15:38don't worry about it,
00:15:38don't worry about it.
00:15:39Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:41I'll go to the清州城.
00:15:42I'll go to the清州城.
00:15:45I don't know where the man is now.
00:15:48Right.
00:15:49The man is the first time in the清州城.
00:15:52Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:53Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:54Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:54Let's go to the清州城.
00:15:57Oh,小美人
00:16:01,你可是让我们好找啊。怎么又是你们
00:16:03?心魂不散啊。宿主
00:16:05,英雄救美的机会来了
00:16:10,快上啊。他逃跑的时候不是很有本事吗
00:16:11?小美人
00:16:12,劝你乖乖跟哥几个回手
00:16:14,你这细皮嫩肉的又伤了
00:16:16,可就遭老翠了。我警告你们
00:16:19,我上面有人。哈哈哈哈哈哈
00:16:22,你上面有人?我地骨下面还有兄弟呢?怎么着?
00:16:26I don't know.
00:17:06哥哥你抓疼我了温柔点好好哥哥温柔点本尊竟然要攻略这个贪生怕死胆小如蜀的女人
00:17:23都别动不然你们老大就要去见他地府的兄弟们了
00:17:25将往倒是有几分胆子
00:17:28别别冲动
00:17:41老大姑娘小心
00:17:54撤快撤
00:17:56姑娘可有受伤
00:17:57无事
00:17:59多谢
00:18:00是你
00:18:02男主回来了
00:18:08谢谢你救了我
00:18:09你的伤好了吗
00:18:11谢姑娘关心
00:18:14商业无大碍
00:18:15在下承泽州
00:18:16特来感谢姑娘救命之恩
00:18:19原来你就是当今修真剑
00:18:21年轻一代的正道魁首
00:18:23承泽州成道友
00:18:25我是洛云宗姜婉
00:18:27两宗本属同源
00:18:28若姜姑娘不嫌弃
00:18:31可唤我一声成师兄
00:18:33成师兄
00:18:35江师妹
00:18:38明明是宿主救的婉婉
00:18:42那男的好像对你未来老婆有意思
00:18:55怎么感觉忘了什么
00:18:59不重要
00:19:01本尊只记得
00:19:05这张脸与千年前封印本尊的狗屁仙尊一模一样
00:19:07本尊要将它碎尸万段
00:19:12刚才没听婉婉说嘛
00:19:13那男的是修真剑
00:19:15年轻一代的正道魁首
00:19:17你现在出去会被发现的
00:19:19现在他不过是一黄口小儿
00:19:21发现了又能怎样
00:19:25他们这些学院派最擅长群殴了
00:19:27你现在出去会被打回成魔王的
00:19:31好险好险
00:19:32不知江师妹接下来有何打算
00:19:35当然是跟着你这个男主啊
00:19:39不过直接说会被当成变态吧
00:19:41我本就是出座门历历
00:19:43上无具体安排
00:19:44那正好
00:19:45我要去青州城
00:19:46恭贺薛城主突破大城西
00:19:48江师妹可愿同网
00:19:50这个薛城主薛麒麟在原柱里
00:19:53可是个实力强悍的大反派
00:19:55我这个辅助男主的工具人
00:19:57当然要一起去
00:19:59好啊
00:20:02快跟上啊
00:20:03你老婆要跟人跑了
00:20:07你就不能伪装一下吗
00:20:10麻烦
00:20:11以血为瘾
00:20:12以气为美
00:20:13听我号令
00:20:34听我号令
00:20:35江师妹怎么了
00:20:37没关系
00:20:40刚才有蚊子
00:20:46这个香囊可去蚊虫
00:20:48送给师妹
00:20:54谢谢城师兄
00:20:57要不说人家能当男主呢
00:20:59真贴心
00:21:00不像某个大魔头
00:21:03活该是反派
00:21:16本尊一定要
00:21:18杀了他们
00:21:20真倒霉啊
00:21:24哪个正经姑娘
00:21:26会喜欢蚊子
00:21:29她们最抵抗不了的
00:21:31当然是
00:21:32毛龙龙
00:21:42传说
00:21:44薛承主得了祈缘
00:21:46十年间
00:21:47从园英起
00:21:48执修之大成起
00:21:50此次广要各大宗门
00:21:52共同庆贺
00:21:53呼
00:21:54果然是
00:21:56要搞事的配置
00:21:59今日现在客栈修着
00:22:01明日我们一起去
00:22:02城珠府拜会
00:22:04好的
00:22:04城师兄
00:22:06城师兄
00:22:08城师兄
00:22:08啊
00:22:08啊
00:22:10啊
00:22:11啊
00:22:11啊
00:22:13啊
00:22:15啊
00:22:15啊
00:22:17啊
00:22:21啊
00:22:22啊
00:22:24啊
00:22:24啊
00:22:25终于要进入主线剧情了
00:22:32啊
00:22:37啊
00:22:38啊
00:22:38啊
00:22:38啊
00:22:41啊
00:22:42啊
00:22:44啊
00:22:44啊
00:22:48啊
00:22:53是猫猫
00:22:55修仙姐也有这么可爱的哈吉米吗
00:22:58咪咪
00:22:58你长得好可爱哦
00:23:01要不要做姐姐的灵宠呀
00:23:02哇
00:23:03好敢长了三点
00:23:05现在有八了
00:23:06肚竹快蹦他
00:23:08打竹呼噜上
00:23:09It's so much fun.
00:23:13It's so much fun.
00:23:26What is it?
00:23:28Where did it come from?
00:23:29He just really likes it.
00:23:32猫,那它可能是不喜欢猫?
00:23:39要不。 一 aer dur, 小兔子。
00:23:43小狐狸,
00:23:44。 比起江碗对本尊这些层出不穷的折磨手段,
00:23:47本尊现在觉得,
00:23:48活着挺好。 死了也行。
00:23:52都都冷静!
00:23:53别想不开呀! 那就同归与近吧。
00:24:08Oh, it's so scary.
00:24:09It's almost been killed by the dragon.
00:24:11This system is so deep.
00:24:13Oh, it's so dark.
00:24:19The attack is so dark.
00:24:21Wait.
00:24:22To prevent you from being released,
00:24:24the energy will be all over.
00:24:26You will be found in the end.
00:24:36相逢及时有缘,原来你也在这里啊,你这身是万宝楼新出的法衣吗?特效很酷炫啊,你喜欢他?
00:24:53谁?
00:24:55那个跟在你身边的小白脸
00:24:57你说程师兄?
00:25:12师兄师妹的倒是叫他亲密,为何独独对我就如此苛刻?
00:25:17没有很苛刻吧?
00:25:20谁叫你是大反派?我当然要奋力抵抗你的攻略啊!
00:25:23程师妹,我听到想动,发生何事了吗?
00:25:25你的好师兄若是此刻进来,看到你我这般孤男寡女共处一室,你猜他会如何想?
00:25:34兄弟你别害我啊,我虽然不想当男主后宫预备役,但我还要走主线回家的
00:25:41你放开我啊!
00:25:44你放开我!
00:25:45姜师妹!
00:25:56姜师妹!
00:25:57姜师妹!
00:25:58你可是遇到危险了!
00:25:59I don't want to do this.
00:26:01This is crazy.
00:26:04I'll help you.
00:26:09Is this a danger?
00:26:15You are...
00:26:16You are...
00:26:20I'm sorry.
00:26:21I'm sorry.
00:26:22I'm sorry.
00:26:22I'm worried about you.
00:26:23I don't know what to do.
00:26:24I'm afraid you're going to be able to do this.
00:26:26I'm afraid you're going to do this.
00:26:32I'm afraid you might do this.
00:26:33I'll be fine.
00:26:34I'm sorry you're not a good one.
00:26:34Thank you,程师兄.
00:26:36You are a good person.程师兄.
00:26:45You're not all
00:26:46good. You are... You
00:26:47all good.
00:26:48You need to rest.
00:26:49Ah, ah, ah.
00:26:51Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:26:52Ah, I'll be back there.
00:26:54Ah, ah.
00:27:12...
00:27:12...
00:27:14...
00:27:16...
00:27:16...
00:27:17It's so scary, it's almost been found.
00:27:20People are going far away.
00:27:22I'm not sure.
00:27:31I'm going to see if it's a witch who is going to kill me, brother.
00:27:44It's really you.
00:27:45Yo, you're not a black man.
00:27:46I killed you, brother.
00:27:48You're just trying to keep me going.
00:27:49You're not going to be able to get me in front of you.
00:27:50You're not talking about this.
00:27:51You're not talking about this.
00:27:53What did you do?
00:27:58You...
00:27:58You're...
00:27:59You're just...
00:28:01You're just a bit of a mistake.
00:28:03You're not a good thing.
00:28:05You're not a bad thing.
00:28:06You're not a bad thing.
00:28:07Let's go.
00:28:07You're not a bad thing.
00:28:08What are you saying?
00:28:08Call me.
00:28:09You're a bad thing.
00:28:11You're so bad.
00:28:12I'm gonna touch my teeth.
00:28:14Look how you're not talking to me.
00:28:16You're not good enough.
00:28:18You're so bad as though you're too weak.
00:28:21You're drinking some sort of salt and get some salt of it.
00:28:23Chでは I don't want to smoke your teeth.
00:28:24You're not a big fan of me.
00:28:27Don't you get mad?
00:28:28I'm gonna be happy you like this.
00:28:31You...
00:28:32You...
00:28:32You stay in me.
00:28:35What do you do?
00:28:35oh
00:28:36oh
00:28:37oh
00:28:38oh
00:28:47hey
00:28:51hey
00:28:52I
00:28:52oh
00:28:52I
00:28:56I
00:29:01didn't
00:29:01You don't start to be angry.
00:29:04You're a stupid guy! What are you doing?
00:29:06You need to be able to communicate with your own strategy.
00:29:09You need to be able to fight against the aim of a strong enemy.
00:29:13You need to be able to fight against the enemy.
00:29:13Let's go!
00:29:22You should be able to fight against the big monster.
00:29:24180 years.
00:29:31你 你别生气嘛 我也是为了攻略顺利才惩罚你的 女孩子现实里是不会喜欢疯癖强制爱的 哎呀 别灰心嘛 天无折磨之路 我想想恋爱秘籍上怎么说来着 适当的示弱 可以有效激起女性母哀 与怜惜同而拉近关系 正好你现在被封禁了法力
00:30:04咱们可以试试真的还敢跑
00:30:08给我站住哇
00:30:09有热闹 看严佑姨
00:30:26感觉好痛贤卓修为这么低也赶来青州
00:30:28我看你是找死
00:30:29你要不先跑吧 这两个都是猪击器剑凶 你会被他们捅成马蜂窝的不是吧
00:30:35他去欺囊霸女了 怎么让人打成这样跑啊
00:30:42怎么不跑了昨天他被系统封了能力
00:30:49现在比凡人还不如敢问二位 他是犯了什么事 要在大庭广东之下动手
00:30:53就是 青天白日的就打打杀杀 还有没有枉法了看那小伙子伤得不轻啊他
00:31:03他先冲撞了我们 还敢跟我们云药师妹抢东西啊抢东西
00:31:12严佑他好端端的抢什么我劝你最好别多管闲事
00:31:13宿主 快跑吧 他们真要杀你了你买的簪子还没有送给江婉啊簪子
00:31:26送给我宿主 江婉就在你身后
00:31:31你快去告诉他为了买簪子哄他开心
00:31:32才被这几个落霞宗的人刁难毒打
00:31:38善良的丸宝肯定会救你的为了
00:31:55红我看见你是丸丸再来优秀就美了
00:31:56啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊呃
00:32:02啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊总之你们不能动它你没事吧你没事吧现在好感度多少了这种时候还能想到好感度啊
00:32:26You can't see it, but your job is quite heavy.
00:32:32I can't see it.
00:32:33I can't see it.
00:32:33I can't see it.
00:32:36I want to let others like you.
00:32:40I'm trying to push it out.
00:32:44I don't want to die.
00:32:50I can't see it, my wife.
00:33:05I will be free.
00:33:08I can't see it.
00:33:11I can't see it.
00:33:12I'm sorry.
00:33:13It's time to play with me.
00:33:15I can't see it.
00:33:16I'm so happy.
00:33:16She's a woman.
00:33:16She's a woman.
00:33:17She's a woman.
00:33:17She's a woman.
00:33:23This woman must be blamed for the punishment of the woman.
00:33:27Today I am going to take care of her.
00:33:35We will help you.
00:33:37?
00:33:47?
00:33:47?
00:33:47?
00:33:47?
00:33:48?
00:33:48?
00:33:48?
00:33:48?
00:33:49?
00:33:49There's no damage.
00:33:53Mr. Brother!
00:34:00This is...
00:34:01Brother! Don't be fooled by him!
00:34:04The man who married his mother,
00:34:06people all heard of him.
00:34:08He is a traitor!
00:34:09Mr. Brother!
00:34:10Don't be afraid!
00:34:18宿主,情敌当前,你这苦肉计用的真是时候
00:34:35你们听错了,他刚刚喊的是娘,不是,娘子
00:34:50我是他姐姐,长颜道长姐如母,所以他私下都管我叫娘,让大家见笑了
00:35:08娘
00:35:13我想死就先闭嘴
00:35:24这么多人在,弟弟,你就别管我叫娘了
00:35:30娃娃好帅呀,他在维护你,好甜好甜
00:35:36好感多少
00:35:43我听不见,我瞎了
00:35:45可是你们明明
00:35:50我弟弟才开始修行,修为很低,程师兄,你们洛霞宗自诩名门正派,难道要欺负弱小吗
00:36:01程师兄
00:36:03云瑶,还有你们两个,不分青红皂白,便对修为卑微之人下此重手,还不快向江姑娘和她弟弟道歉
00:36:09师兄,你被这些外人骗了
00:36:14江师妹不是外人,是我的救命恩人,我信得过她
00:36:18我信得过她
00:36:23道歉
00:36:27对不起
00:36:32对不起
00:36:33对不起
00:36:37师弟师妹一时鲁莽,我带她们,向江师妹赔个博士
00:36:41陪个博士
00:36:47程师兄,我弟弟伤得有些重,近日恐怕不能与你同去城主府了
00:36:53无妨,智商要紧,拜访城主府之事,晚一两日也无碍,我等你们
00:37:01果然是光风即月的正道魁首,这毒了
00:37:04谢谢程师兄
00:37:05啊,还独自了,这祸是真对你老婆情根深重了,三个人的感情很勇气的
00:37:14做出你当时说句话呀
00:37:16她算个什么东西,千年前靠自曝才与本尊打个平手
00:37:20待本尊恢复了法力,碾死她不费吹灰之力
00:37:25她要不要照镜子看看,现在都虚成什么样了
00:37:29我帮你扶她回房吧,你别累着
00:37:38姐姐,我疼
00:37:42抱歉,是我下手中了
00:37:45大魔头开窍成绿茶了,还随地大小伤
00:37:49没关系程师兄,我自己来扶她就好
00:37:54哦,原来她是这一套啊,示弱撒娇,卖萌讨好
00:37:58我不是,我没有你胡说
00:38:14娘子,还好你来得及时,方才我心都要吓跳出来了,娘子不信,那你听听我的心慌吧
00:38:24你能不能好好说话
00:38:26我怎么没有
00:38:29还敢叫娘子,你是嫌命长了吗
00:38:32以后只能叫姐姐
00:38:34还有,你正常点,说话别这么恶心罢了
00:38:42到底还要问多少遍,没找一点都没找
00:38:47她的心可真是冰雪打造的
00:38:47啊,忘了还有簪子,快把簪子送给她
00:39:01那可是你精心挑选的,还差点被那些落霞宗的人吐死呢
00:39:07快快快,给她戴上,告诉她你为了买这簪子多辛苦多可怜,晚晚肯定会动心的
00:39:13只望她动心,她的心肠比玄体还硬
00:39:40只望她动心,她的心肠比玄体还硬
00:39:42你带上很漂亮
00:39:50谢谢
00:40:00爸做了这么多,却一句都不提
00:40:09啊 啊 好感就突然找到石了
00:40:22啊 可我的心只多跳了两下啊 这也能算好感 牡丹就是不争气啊 不对 它刚才压根就没了
00:40:34为什么本尊辛苦演习累死累活换不来一点好感 随手插根簪子就能成
00:40:37叮 阶段性好感度达标 日常任务系统正式开启
00:40:43什么 还有日常任务
00:40:45I don't know.
00:41:15说不喜欢,其实就是喜欢,说没事,就是有失。
00:41:21它是2006年的系统吗?
00:41:22这是什么古早配置?
00:41:26本人生平最狠心口不一之人。
00:41:27很好,不愧是你,没救了。
00:41:29真想重新绑定宿主,那个成泽州多好啊,本身就是个恋爱脑。
00:41:34困死了,今天遮到一天了。
00:41:41你。
00:41:41晚安,晚安,明天见。
00:41:45敢把本尊赶出来。
00:42:20连睡觉都放在枕边,这么在意。
00:42:35大魔头滚开。
00:42:39睡着了还敢骂本尊,找死,恰似他一了百了。
00:42:46怪兴得很早?
00:42:46那告诉你。
00:42:49我忘了一首歌。
00:42:55我忘了怎样 nggak与你。
00:42:56我忘了 Saint下火使是...
00:42:56那时候ili 漂亮了北京?
00:43:02天哪第二如此?
00:43:04我忘了。哀
00:43:04lend了。 那时候像她一起跳
00:43:06camera,我们跳舞銘更一员。 你可以开看。
00:43:17Oh my God, I'm so crazy.
00:44:05姐姐不扶我下来吗需要我扶吗若不是你我都能遇见往返八百遍了难道你的爱好是拖后腿她嘴皮子怎么能翻得这么利索江姑娘
00:44:30就别和你弟弟游戏了我来扶她吧可险着套了每日拥抱完成姐姐你好狠心还没有程师兄关心宝珠你出息了你好溜啊那就要程师兄多关心关心你吧
00:44:55但我没说师兄你可算来了薛城主正等着呢干什么毛病这是南平后宫书的配置不都是能和睦相处的吗好气啊还得硬紧进去走剧情
00:45:20想想就发完了完了宝宝怎么突然这么生气啊该不会吃醋了吧吃醋你想多了千万连本尊都看不上哼怎么可能看上程泽州这种相貌一般品行一般修为一般的普通呢你说普鲜吧你确实是诀言魔罪说你不普鲜吧这分明就是普鲜男的台词啊师兄你用过午膳了吗
00:45:46我陪你去用膳吧不必我还有事要安排江师妹城主之前已经为我们备好客房我们先去安顿一下追求我师兄的女修能从这里排到洛霞宗你最好有自知之名离我师兄远一点他已有心上人可并非你的这位程师兄
00:46:16我只想赶紧做完任务滚回家当咸鱼啊不用劳烦程师兄了我们自己过去便是江师妹云妖方才所言你千万别在意那些那些传闻中的女修我见那没人问你这些
00:46:39江师妹还是我陪你们一起吧你弟弟的伤我的伤没事姐姐
00:47:04我伤口好痛没力气走不动你扶着我先严主你别这样我对男女之事不感兴趣现今只想前行修炼完了完了被拒绝了若我助你修炼你是否就能心悦于我
00:47:26还能这么理解的吗我可对天起事愿做你的炉顶只与你一人双修任你财布我一定会闭嘴
00:47:45我不需要你再说这种话我就真的生气了本尊乃世间最强无休扬元无穷是绝佳卢比他竟看不上这事你别再提了我要靠自己修炼
00:48:15你宿主人家要搞纯爱的快按我说的说不很不值钱的样子你要给人家当炉顶就值钱了我真的很喜欢你你能不能给我个追求你的机会不能直接拒绝怕他同归于尽可以他答应了他肯定对你有意思只是事业心太重不过我们定个期限
00:48:45若期限那位喜欢上你你便不能再打扰我我答应若一百年后你未行动我定从你身边彻底消失一百年我都做完任务回家了不行那九十九年你当是菜市场买菜呢三个月三个月太短行了要饭还先搜就你之前的表现能给三个月不错了
00:48:52估计还是看脸来我们结个事约谁若违背五雷后天灰飞烟灭
00:49:16我敢度长到二十了怎么会这样江婉太简了终于快进开来了江婉啊江婉真没出息
00:49:37说好的断情绝爱呢他们之间发生了什么他真是江师妹的弟弟恭喜恭喜学兄果然是修仙奇才这就突破了大成期
00:50:01薛城主晚辈带江姑娘和江公子过来拜访都是自家人不必客气你你是薛城主这什么情况这两人难道是失散多年的父子主
00:50:30薛城主这位小兄弟长得很像我一位离世的故人方才一激动让各位见笑了严主你和薛城主认识吗
00:50:59不认识真的真的宿主恋爱秘吉少不是说要真心换真心不要再欺骗了吗难道我要跟他说薛其林体内的魔物是我从前的德力首相是吗是你说不能让他知道我是魔
00:51:18还让我一定要捂紧自己的牛甲是马甲有什么区别牛马都是畜生你从一开始就在侮辱本尊你小心点
00:51:45原来薛城主体内是事梦啊这城主府太无聊不如明天我带你出去转转不去约会被聚陈公子最近在城主府有什么安排吗明日受薛城主之邀协助他加固后山的结界加固结界这绝对是搞事情的主线剧情我得想办法一起去那肯定很辛苦
00:52:09不如明天我陪你一起你明天要去哪呢完了被他听到了宿主要争气啊想办法插毒他们哪怕是小三呢你让本尊当三别人当三是自甘下戒你当三那是青城决裂这都什么干什么
00:52:22我和弟弟还要在这住几天为了感谢薛城主的款贷明日我也想去帮忙那多谢姜师妹了
00:52:47你干嘛能做温柔点环保都被你摔痛了橙泽舟就那么好你愿意陪他却不愿意陪我你说过愿意给我三个月那这段时间的你
00:53:15能不能只属于我一个人他别是上了辽媚素晨班吧明天薛家要加固后山的结界我只是想帮忙那种小事还得辛苦你帮忙橙泽舟真是个废物还是这个味正这才是熟悉的大魔王那明天我和你一起去放心薛城主不会有异议人家当然不会有异议就师妹刚刚那反应要不是他还在薛启琳身体都能立刻跳起来
00:53:45围着你吐舌头摇尾巴了薛师妹薛师妹你在哪儿这可是恋爱打卡名场面怎么一点好感度都没长难道是花瓣撒得不够多色即是空空即是色
00:53:46红粉 骷髅 白骨皮肉阿弥陀佛
00:54:07善哉善哉薛师妹奇怪刚刚明明看到我这边来了虚伪的根皮虫我突然想起来我还有一套心法没练完我先回房修炼了
00:54:31本尊都做到这个份上了他居然还想着修炼幸好幸好我顶力强脸凑那么近这谁能顶得住啊简直是犯规
00:54:55怎么才算表达爱意要你主亲口说出我喜欢你或者更进一步爱抚亲吻怎么可能有人把恶心巴拉的话天天挂嘴边
00:55:24你姐姐呢在休息吗我来给她送糕点用不着她不饿出去那我就在院子里等她出来吧找死
00:55:49要是吵醒了她肯定又要扣本尊的好感度既然你想待在这那你就待个够吧锁神阵你怎么会这种技术
00:56:18就这点本事
00:56:48也敢规予本尊的人也敢规予本尊的人
00:57:06又在偷懒师尊那我好好修炼等师尊出关
00:57:28今日就跟师尊比比谁先猜中谜题师尊这个又是这些画面为什么那人长得和僵尸们一模一样
00:57:47算得念叨童童你怎么能用尽数啊万一他出去告诉别人你又惹麻烦了那就来一个杀一个
00:57:59来两个杀一双修炼忘了时间
00:58:19饿死我了饿死我了饿了吧
00:58:33快过来好冷静冷静吃个饭而已
00:59:00这什么汤啊怎么一股药才新味经检测这是针对男性肾虚杨伟早些的药你你是不是我没问题
00:59:28你说没有就没有吧敢哭这一桌都是壮阳的原助理摩尊一直是单身来着该不会真的是身体上不行吧等等冷静你要是现在去杀人
00:59:56会惊动整个府里的人祝祝大剧为重现在出了弯保也没人知道你不行光是他知道还不够丢人我很行肯定是厨房上做菜了不气不气我相信你肯定行非常行绝对是男人中的男人雄性中的雄性对不起
01:00:21对不起对不起什么让你摔了涨了涨了好感度涨了两点涨又涨了三点现在好感度二十五
01:00:35怎么可能一定是我听说他不行对他产生的怜悯之情对一定是这样你早点回去休息吧明天还要去加固结界呢好
01:00:56晚安任务完成恭喜宿主完成每日任务互道晚安二十五点好感度他看我的眼神连半点喜欢都看不出来
01:01:24人才啊宿主你竟然把自己变成了棉被
01:01:48他抱起来好好暖等我法力恢复把他变成布偶抱着睡觉丁今日份日常任务已打卡积分已发放
01:02:18没想到最后还是搞出卖身体没想到最后还是搞出卖身体没想到最后还是搞出卖身体
01:02:29主人是我主人
01:02:51完了完了我大晚上送那么多补品主人肯定是要跟主母你弄我弄的啊
01:02:55怎么屁颠屁颠屁颠就跑过来了我这不是找死吗
01:03:14你来做什么你来做什么薛城主你怎么在这儿你怎么也在这儿
01:03:21你你怎么在我床上
01:03:41是他我察觉有人进了你的房间就从隔壁追了出来和他打斗间不小心摔在了你的床上
01:04:02我妈真的我的被子呢打没了
01:04:22我信你个鬼那你呢你大半夜偷偷溜进我房里想干嘛我我就是想来看看你不想灰飞烟灭就避紧你的嘴
01:04:51别让他知道我们的关系因为你长得也很像我一个离世的故人薛城主离世的故人还真多啊满大街都是你下去别别别都是我的错我这就走千万别让我打扰了你们的雅兴你们继续继续
01:05:19哎呀忘了跟主人禀报正事了真正的薛麒麟为了提升修为把我的本体封印在后山炼化魔器可他的躯壳反被我的神魂占据如今邪剑松动本体失去神魂压制马上就要发狂了
01:05:42还是别打扰主人和主物亲密了明天再说吧还是别打扰真贴心你还赖在这干嘛
01:05:55我给你加一层结线以防再有人闯进了
01:05:56我送给他
01:05:57Oh, my God.
01:06:11Oh, my God.
01:06:41I'm going to get out of here.
01:06:43You're going to leave me.
01:06:44I can't go.
01:06:45What are you doing here?
01:06:47You're not going to be able to get out of here.
01:06:49I'm not going to be able to keep you.
01:06:51I have to leave the reason.
01:06:54This is the main event.
01:06:55I'm going to leave the help of the man.
01:07:02Oh, my God.
01:07:04Do you believe me?
01:07:05I'm not going to be like that.
01:07:26I'll do it.
01:07:27I'll leave you alone.
01:07:27Yes, I will not let you go.
01:07:32You're not going to be able to get out of here.
01:07:32This is a help of the man.
01:07:37I'm not going to be able to do it.
01:07:37I'm going to leave the man.
01:07:40I'm going to leave him alone.
01:07:45Sorry, it's my turn.
01:07:49It's the wind is very intense.
01:07:51You're going to be careful.
01:07:53You're not like that.
01:07:58You're just like that.
01:08:01Don't be kidding.
01:08:02I'm going to go back to help.
01:08:08Please be careful.
01:08:11Please be careful.
01:08:14Well done.
01:08:16I've been mistaken.
01:08:17After that, I'll take a look at my face.
01:08:20I'll take a look at my face.
01:08:21I'll take a look at my face.
01:08:24I'll take a look at my face.
01:08:25What are you doing?
01:08:26Hurry up.
01:08:27Hurry up.
01:08:34I'm wearing clothes.
01:08:36I feel so strange.
01:08:43I'm done.
01:08:50The heat is still on.
01:08:52You'll hit him.
01:09:06Let's go.
01:09:15Let's go.
Comments