00:00Going off cards, we're losing fares all over town, what's with you guys?
00:04VC cabs keep beating us to it, they just got too many cards, we can't compete.
00:09Mr. Masati, if you're out there listening in, you wanna put some VC cabs out of action before we go
00:14black.
00:15Now, correct, next week is a final number of the week, sponsored by the Vice City Power Corporation.
00:22And next month, we're celebrating Pulse's influence on the city, in association with the Degenitron.
00:27That's right, let's return to Pulse's issues.
00:29Yeah, well.
00:30VCPR is an advertising three-year-old.
00:33So, go to us where, welcome back, the show is Pressing Issue, the subject is morality.
00:39I'm Maurice Jannis, let's carry on Pressing Issue.
00:43Now, when the Europeans were done ruining their continent with planned food and soccer riots and arrived in the Americas
00:49in the late 15th century,
00:51the subtitles soon turned to morality.
00:52You see, Europeans wanted to colonize America, so they had somebody to make fun of.
00:59The
01:27What do we have to ask?
01:29The question, is it Merv to celebrate Thanksgiving?
01:32A holiday that is clearly unbroken, no unvalidated...
01:41The congregation has a problem.
01:44Do you even know how to cry?
01:47Holy shit, what a thing!
01:49If you put a bunch of leftovers from the fridge in a pan, and they get them, somebody will probably
01:54get them.
01:54It's like my book, if you believe in your favorite sports team, then they get massive.
01:58If you believe in gravity, then it turns upside down on you.
02:02If you love your favorite TV show, then the network ends in your own life.
02:05Go! You better be okay!
02:07If you believe in me, and if you believe in something, support it.
02:10It's one thing to love something, but if you believe in something...
02:12I don't know again.
02:13I can't believe in something.
02:15I can't believe in a movie.
02:17I can't believe in something.
02:19You're behind me, and I can't believe in something.
02:22I'm not sure what any of you are going to do.
02:23You
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