00:01Go get some sleep, he says.
00:03I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off, drinking coffee.
00:09This is a disaster.
00:11We are so screwed, man.
00:13These gorillas, listen to me, are going to come down here and rip my head off.
00:17It's ridiculous.
00:18I did not go to law school for this.
00:21Okay, now what the hell are we going to do?
00:23Shut up.
00:24Sit down.
00:26Relax.
00:27I'll tell you what we're going to do.
00:30You're going to find out who took our cocaine, and then I'm going to kill them.
00:35That's a good idea.
00:37That's a great idea.
00:38Let me think, let me think, let me think.
00:39Oh, there's this retired colonel, Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez.
00:44He's the one that helped me set up this deal well away from Vice City's established thugs, okay?
00:49Now listen, he's holding his party out in the bay on his expensive yacht,
00:53and all of Vice City's big players are going to be there, okay?
00:55I have an invite.
00:56Of course I have an invite.
00:57But there's no way that I'm going out there, sticking my head out the door.
01:01No way.
01:01I told you, shut up.
01:03I'll go myself.
01:04Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:05Hey, I like 1978, too, but, you know, this isn't going to be a beer and strippers do.
01:10I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads on the runway for the wrong reasons.
01:14What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?
01:15Okay, look, here, stop by Raphael's.
01:17Tell him I sent you.
01:18He'll make you look respectable.
01:21Okay, go, come on.
01:25What does that guy think he is?
01:26Now I got to dress like a chump as well as hang out with him?
01:29I like this shirt.
01:35What does that guy think he is?
02:02Excuse you, young man.
02:05Hmm, nice bike.
02:13No, my bike!
02:17It's here!
02:18It's here!
02:31It's here!
02:34It's here!
03:05Buenas noches. I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg. I hope any recent problems have not
03:13affected his health or mental well-being, Mr. Bersetti. He's just got a touch of agoraphobia.
03:21Excellent, excellent. And you?
03:23I just want my merchandise.
03:25Ah, it's an unfortunate set of circumstances for all involved. Of course, I have initiated my own lines of inquiry,
03:33but such a delicate matter will take time.
03:35Perhaps we'll talk later. Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter.
03:39Mr. Edis!
03:41Karamia, could you look after our guest while I attend to my necessary obligations?
03:46Of course, Daddy.
03:48Please, excuse me.
03:50Mercedes?
03:51You try living with her. Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests. That's our congressman, Alex
03:59Shrubb, with rising silicone star, Candy Sacks.
04:02And have you met my lovely wife, Laura? No? Well, unfortunately, she's in Alabama. This is Candy.
04:07And over there, we have the Vice City Mamba's star titan, BJ. Always the charmer.
04:14I blacked down on him. And then I put him in a wheelchair.
04:18That is good.
04:19Well, now, I'm looking at some prime music.
04:21And that poolside amphibian is Jez Torrent, lead singer with Love Fist.
04:25Can I tell you, do you know how they play ping pong in Thailand? Let me tell you.
04:31It does not involve a battle, if you don't.
04:34Impotent.
04:35And the chatty trio, that sleeping sweat gland, is Papa's right-hand gimp, Gonzales.
04:41And the other two are Pastor Richards and pseudo-intellectual film director Steve Scott.
04:46All in the throes of passion with the nupro invaders when the giant shark comes in and just bites their
04:51dicks off.
04:52Now, you never saw anything like that before.
04:54Colonel! Your party's as there for a triumph.
04:59I can only apologize.
05:01No, de nada, amigo.
05:03How do we find you?
05:05Our business is very tried. Barbarians at the gate.
05:09A time for rewarding one's friends and liquidating one's enemies, amigo.
05:13Who's the loudmouth?
05:15Ricardo Diaz. He's Mr. Coe.
05:18Mercedes!
05:19Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town. Another time, Ricardo.
05:24Ricardo, let's go over here.
05:25Let's get out of here.
05:26Actually, take me to the pole position.
05:28Drinks.
05:38Will you be working for my father?
05:40Maybe.
05:41Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap?
05:44Maybe.
05:45It's so difficult having a rich and powerful father.
05:48What's wrong with you?
05:49Vance.
05:49I'm just thinking stuff at the light.
06:02See you around, handsome.
06:06I'm sure you will.
06:07I'm sure you will.
06:08I'm sure you will.
06:11I'm sure you will.
06:14I'm sure you will.
06:15I'm sure you will.
06:16I'm sure you will.
06:17I'm sure you will.
06:17I'm sure you will.
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