00:00Hey, what's poppin' Demon Nation. This is JohnGamer64, coming at you with this random ass vlog, and it most certainly
00:09is that.
00:11So something crazy happened while I was walking my dogs today. So usually on my days off, I like to
00:18get up in the morning and walk my dogs.
00:22So we're outside my neighborhood, and they have this crappy little dog park. It's more like a small-ass patch
00:31of land for the dogs to use in the bathroom.
00:34I don't know if you'd really call it a park, per se. But yeah, so I let them do their
00:39business, and then I was checking my surroundings.
00:42And across the street, I find something pretty crazy.
00:48I found a freakin' Pokébot, bro. Out in the wild. Literally.
00:54Dude, so he was across the street, right? Like, Charmeleon was across the street.
00:59And I was like, do my eyes deceive me? Or is that really a Pokémon sitting on the side of
01:05the street?
01:06And he wasn't even, like, tossed in the little, like, vacant lot behind him. Like, he was literally just sitting
01:12there.
01:13But it was crazy. I'm like, who abandoned this Pokémon? What kind of shitty Pokémon trainer is gonna leave Charmeleon
01:20here?
01:22So, yeah, I did check him out. And he did have some battle damage here. So he had, like, a
01:29tear here. Then he had a tear here. And then he had a tear on his little horn.
01:37But as you can see, I patched it all up. But that feels crazy to me! I'm like, dude! Who's
01:46gonna abandon this giant Charmeleon plush?
01:49Like, I'm pretty sure he's going for a pretty penny, too.
01:53But I've never actually owned a giant Pokémon plush. I think I had, like, a Pikachu one that won from
01:59Circus Circus.
02:00But he was only, maybe, about, like, the whole size of Charmeleon's body here.
02:07Oh, yay big. So...
02:10Yeah, man, so I'm just, uh, cleaning my boy up so you can see here.
02:15So...
02:16Well, I guess you could say he caught my first Pokémon out in the wild. That is crazy, though.
02:23But, yeah, I'm gonna fix him all up. Clean him all up.
02:27Probably, uh, you know, fix his flames here.
02:33Cut off loose threads, all that good stuff. And he'll be good as new.
02:37But I'm definitely keeping this bad boy.
02:39Like, bro, there was really nothing wrong with him aside from the tears.
02:45So I'm like, dude, I'll take him home. I'll take him.
02:48But I don't know if he was waiting for a bus. I don't know if Pokémons take the bus.
02:52And it's that, uh, R2C bus for old people.
02:56So I don't know how old he is, but, uh, yeah.
03:00I doubt he was waiting for a bus.
03:02Just some ignorant-ass Pokémon fan or just discarding him.
03:06Just because of battle damage.
03:08So...
03:09Patch him all up.
03:10He'll be my new, uh, Pokémon.
03:14Holy shit, that's just like...
03:17It's like the beginning of Pokémon.
03:19Blue!
03:19Well, it's like Gen 1 games.
03:22Well, except it was Charmander, not Charmillion, but...
03:25Besides the point.
03:26But this is kind of nostalgic in a way.
03:28I'm like, holy shit, this is just like...
03:30The OG Pokémon games.
03:32Gen 1 Pokémon games.
03:34Blue, red, yellow.
03:36Like, oh!
03:37I got a Pokémon, man.
03:44But yep.
03:45Gonna patch him up.
03:46Good as new.
03:48Alright.
03:50Say later, Charmillion.
03:53Peace out, dude!
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