00:10Count Dracula
00:11Legend says he's lived for over a thousand years and fought in every major war against humans himself.
00:18The Countess. She annihilated three traitorous noble families on her own.
00:23No vampire in their right mind would ever dare offend her.
00:25Their only son, Dorian, the sole heir to the vampire kingdom.
00:30They say he's always quiet and rarely speaks. Well, that checks out.
00:33So, why exactly am I sitting here, having dinner with three vampires?
00:38So, do I really need to be sent to the Vampire Council state?
00:41It's one of the terms of the ceasefire.
00:43In the 200 years we've been fighting the vampires, we've done too much tinkering with our own human genes.
00:48You're one of the very few pure humans left. For the sake of peace, I'm afraid we have to ask
00:52this of you.
00:53Listen, kid. You've read detective novels, haven't you? You don't need to do anything special.
00:58Just keep your eyes open and see if they're really serious about keeping the peace.
01:02She is pretty. I can only hope she's not an idiot and won't mess things up.
01:06Fine. I'll go.
01:08I may be the most fragile, pure human there is, but at least I can read minds.
01:13How bad could it be?
01:14Okay. Turns out it's really, really bad. I tremble just looking at them.
01:19And the worst is, why are they staring at me like I'm a little piece of cake?
01:25Oh God, they're not going to eat me, are they? I don't want to die yet!
01:29Darling, don't be nervous. The noble Dracula family stopped drinking human blood a long time ago.
01:34Besides, you're our daughter now.
01:35She's so cute, I could just eat her up.
01:38Is she just being dramatic? Or does she seriously want to eat me?
01:41That's right, sweetheart, don't worry. We would never hurt you.
01:44This is all Doria's fault for being so dull and not charming the girl.
01:48It's been centuries since I last raised a child. What do girls even like these days?
01:52Maybe I should kidnap a few humans to keep her company?
01:54Oh no, you better not.
01:57At least this one seems normal.
02:06Brother Dorian.
02:11Don't touch me!
02:14Is she about to cry? Damn it. I didn't mean to. Her eyes are so beautiful. She smells so good.
02:20No, I have to control myself, Self. I can't scare her.
02:22Dear God. Are this family really the bloodthirsty, brutal vampires from the Legends?
02:27Their inner voices are way too weird.
02:34Great. I was too scared to eat much at dinner, and now I'm too hungry to sleep.
02:43Great.
02:44Which way was the kitchen again? Left? Or right?
02:55Brother Dorian. Are you okay? Are you sick?
03:02Quiet. Damn it. I'm so in love with her. What the hell am I supposed to do?
03:07The sky is so cold on the outside, but inside he's this... honest?
03:12Have I been holding her too long? But I can't push her away.
03:15The Dracula family stopped drinking human blood ages ago, so why do I still...
03:20Oh God. Is that a vampire fang? Is he going to drink my blood?
03:25She's shaking. I must be scaring her. No. This isn't right.
03:34He was rude and completely insane, but in the end I'm completely unharmed.
03:41He probably... won't hurt me?
03:55Good morning, Princess. The Count and Countess are still resting.
03:59They instructed me to have you start breakfast first.
04:06This is... all for me?
04:09Yes, Princess. Please enjoy.
04:16This is amazing. Someone as worthless as me, a pure human, would never have been allowed to eat stuff like
04:21this before.
04:22As long as I get to eat well every day, I don't even mind if they drink my blood.
04:27The God in your doom, Arvin.
04:37Isn't that basically a dog's bite muzzle?
04:40Why is my sister staring at me? Does this anti-bite mask look weird?
04:45But this is the coolest one they had.
04:50Oh dear. It really is a bite muzzle.
04:59Just because I laugh...
05:00Just because I laugh...
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