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My Love Touches the Divine EP🧡🍏 🔥 ENGSUB Hot HD
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treat me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored
03:47to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:06Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:13He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but
04:38to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:07For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:13So, I'm sorry.
05:19Oh.
05:29So,
05:41oh my god what the hell just happened where did this insane crystal palaces come from
05:54don't sweat the details right now
06:02jennifer my sweet it's still our wedding night are you ready to give yourself to me
06:11absolutely like i said we're husband and wife now
06:19trust me i'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet
06:55lord poseidon sorry to crash the party but zeus is stuck in the divine labyrinth the all mother needs
06:59you for a rescue op stack
07:10sweetheart an emergency just came up and i've got to go don't panic i'll be back in your arms in
07:14nine
07:14days tops
07:33mother what the hell happened why do i feel like i just woke up from a century-long fever dream
07:40poseidon you're finally awake remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing zeus out
07:47that's what knocked you out cold
08:05merciful seas the trident actually accepted you don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal
08:12who's head over heels for you
08:23spill it who is she just a regular mortal girl
08:29but to me she's everything we're already married mother if it weren't for that damn curse i'd have
08:36paraded her up to olympius ages ago praise the oceans listen to me kiddo go fetch her right this
08:44second i am literally dying to meet this girl say less mother consider it done hold on poseidon
08:53there's a catch you've been in that coma for nine whole years which means
09:01that poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years are you kidding i ghosted jennifer for
09:08nine fucking years no this is beyond messed up i need to get down there right now
09:26uh too basic go raid the divine vault for the golden apples i need to absolutely blow this girl's mind
09:34actually scratch that i'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself
09:55it's been nine goddamn years how much longer is it going to take for him to show his face
10:00jennifer why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there
10:09i'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me i'll get to it
10:12you brainless cow the goddamn stench ruin my dresses i let you and your two little bastards crash here
10:18i feed you and you can't even handle one basic chore hey back the hell off this is my house
10:24too
10:27you have no right to run your mouth at me those brats of yours are just like you
10:32ungrateful blood-sucking parasites mom
10:37you know damn well the kids and i bust our asses
10:39look around we're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart
10:46that's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do
10:52back off don't you dare touch our mother
10:59you filthy little street rat bastards that's what you get for running your mouths at lady jessica
11:04you freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth strip them douse them in ice water and lock
11:09them in the stables sneak them a single crumb and they'll be hell to pay
11:15chill mom don't forget ryan's chauffeuring us to the temple of poseidus
11:19just make these useless peasants haul the offerings
11:22shake a leg and get in the damn carriage we can't keep my big shot son-in-law waiting
11:45this is seriously creeping me out why does this temple feel so warm and familiar
11:56wait that era the bloodline of the sea god how the hell did it end up here
12:08oh almighty lord of the sea we offer these tributes with the purest intentions
12:13bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune
12:17stop standing around like idiots your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect
12:22ryan's fleet honestly letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god
12:28is a massive privilege keep dragging your feet and i'll assume you're itching for the stables
12:34maybe if i pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely
12:42no stop we cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god
12:49oh great sea god please just let my husband come home soon
12:52oh great sea god please just let our dad come home safely
13:21what the actual hell just happened
13:25why did the statues just nuke themselves
13:30somebody seriously pissed off the sea god
13:33his rage just blew those statues to smithogreens
13:44if the sea god is throwing a tantrum anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed
13:50god damn it who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god
13:54if the ocean slaps a curse on us our entire cash flow goes down the toilet
13:59listen up people it has to be them
14:01their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe
14:05so it was you three little rats
14:07growl for forgiveness right this minute
14:09or i swear to god your lives are going to my waking nightmare
14:16son of a bitch how dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage
14:19we're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit
14:22keto ping lord poseidon right now
14:26no my kid's blood isn't filthy
14:28we literally haven't done a single thing wrong
14:30so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us
14:33this is absolute bullshit
14:34shut your mouth peasant
14:36grab them burn them at the stake
14:38the only way to calm the sea god's rage
14:40is absolute agony
15:01holy crap it's lord poseidon
15:08stand down
15:19hold up did anyone else just hear that
15:23damn it we're too far
15:25poseidon can't manifest here
15:26just hang on a little longer
15:28my lady little ones you gotta believe me he's coming
15:32burning the main enough for the sea god
15:35he's sending us a sign
15:38father word is the sea god skins traitors alive packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity
15:47father my kids and my kids and i are innocent the real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands
15:53on children
15:54oh so the sea god's pissed at us his biggest believers bullshit i dump cash and prayers on his altar
15:59every year while you you filthy peasants ain't cocked up shit
16:03ship it jennifer you're a completely lost
16:05you're a completely lost
16:08mom mom
16:10mom
16:14look jen i didn't want to get my hands dirty but you brought the sea god's haul down on us
16:19skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25back off you ugly witch
16:27don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:37you little maggot
16:38this is what happens when you piss off the sea god
16:42you're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52you dirty little bastards
16:56don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:01no michelle let go of my kids
17:04my skin i'll take the hit just don't touch them
17:10Jennifer this is your goddamn fault
17:13if you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess
17:19no put this all on me
17:22chris and sophia are good kids
17:24they're your own flesh and blood for god's sake you can't do this
17:28get the hell off me
17:30i don't have any filthy grandchildren
17:31what the hell are you brain dead idiots waiting for
17:34getting them alive already
17:41these mortals no these monsters how dare they stoop this low
17:51screw it i'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00thomas stop you know the rules
18:03if you manifest in the mortal realm you break the law of fate
18:06you'll be wiped from existence
18:13no get your filthy hands off my kids
18:25do it like this put your backs into it
18:27if you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience
18:31i'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:38i can't stomach this anymore
18:40even if it vaporizes my soul i am saving those heirs
18:49wait samus
18:50i feel the power of the sea god
19:09back the hell off
19:19look
19:21it's lord poseidon's
19:23the boss is actually back
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here
19:30i am so sorry i let you go through this hell
19:33it's really you
19:34thank god he actually brought you back to me
19:38look this is chris and sophia
19:41our kids
19:44dad we totally knew it was you
19:47you actually came back
19:49what the hell just happened
19:51jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:54father forget that look over there
19:56that filthy beggar is back
19:58talk
20:00right now
20:02who did this
20:03which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids
20:07you don't get to question us
20:09jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god
20:12they brought this shit storm on us
20:14as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life
20:18almighty sea god please forgive us
20:20these four impure wretches aren't part of our family
20:23don't lump us in with their sins
20:25i'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns
20:37you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing i am the sea god
21:00holy crap he really is the sea god
21:03oh great sea god please forgive us
21:05mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent
21:09don't buy his bullshit
21:10open your eyes
21:11it's just a cheap dark magic trick
21:14if the real sea god was here
21:15we'd all be dead meat
21:17he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god
21:21if the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock
21:23we're cooked
21:24we gotta skin this freak and his family alive
21:26before anyone finds out
21:28you arrogant brain death mortals
21:31you tortured my wife and kids
21:34so now i'm thing terive i'm bringing down the ocean's wrath
21:38i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way
21:50is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:02look at that i totally called it
22:05this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34wait why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces
22:38you brain dead idiots
22:40the real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name
22:45help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48step on it
22:50if we don't string them up right now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map
22:53the ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57look he's running on fumes
22:59now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02what the hell is going on
23:05enough
23:06i'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids i'll rain literal hellfire on you
23:14you gullible morons
23:16everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20like the sea dotted would moo light as a tramp
23:23like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just poop into thin air
23:27i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35damn straight
23:37a true god is untouchable
23:39you hack this warlock to pieces
23:42and i'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:47right now
24:01unfreaking believable
24:04the guy's literally made of steel
24:10almighty sea god
24:12please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15you unrepentant mortals
24:18you actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22you vicious brain dead clowns
24:26time to face the music
24:32holy crap he really is the sea god
24:35we are dead meat
24:40what just happened why am i running on empty
24:42no the coma
24:44i've burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion
24:54we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots
24:59do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:02he's just a wicked warlock
25:05if he was actually poseidon
25:07he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse
25:10i tank my powers fighting it off
25:13that's why i'm weakened
25:14you brain dead sheep
25:16only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:18anyone who sides with this warlock
25:21has catched hell when the real god finds out
25:31shut the hell up
25:32who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:43a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock
25:52he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes
25:55high priest
25:57you're the only hotline to the sea god
25:59if he was really coming down he'd have given you a heads up
26:08i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down
26:12you're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god
26:17the high priest is his top servant
26:20this guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act
26:24make him pay
26:29thank god for the high priest
26:31we almost bought the scam
26:34the sea god would have been pissed
26:36and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke
26:41i don't have some mortal messenger down here
26:44he's full of shit
26:45you arrogant little speck
26:47did you really think you could hijack my name
26:49without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch
26:52how dare you slander me
26:54i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
27:19holy crap what's happening
27:21the high priest just got zapped by lightning
27:23is that guy actually the sea god
27:29bullshit
27:31impossible
27:31yeah that was the sea god's wrath
27:34warning me
27:35because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet
27:39letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath all right
27:45but who do you think called it down
27:48listen up
27:49defy the sea god
27:51and you'll get worse than lightning
27:53he'll unleash a tidal wave
27:56and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:25no freaking way
28:35no freaking way
28:38even running on a fraction of my power
28:40you bottom feeders
28:41couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen
28:47there is zero chance he's the sea god
28:49since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke
28:52he's a cheap warlock
28:54hold the line
28:55did you idiots forget his orders
28:57want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:09bullshit
29:09every trick has a loophole
29:11hurl every sharp object we've got
29:12something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad
29:22you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie
29:31your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:44watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is
29:49it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:57try to shield jennephane
30:10try to shield jennephane
30:23are you kidding me
30:25how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig
30:27who the hell are you
30:31i warned you you absolute fools
30:33open your damn eyes
30:35this is the trident
30:36the ultimate symbol of the ocean
30:38and i am its master
30:40poseidon
30:41the sea god
30:43the sea god
30:44he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:51you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:57that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god
31:07mercy
31:07william brain masked us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us
31:15jennifer
31:16these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:20it's your call
31:21how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer
31:25my precious daughter don't do this
31:27you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it
31:31but i see the light now
31:32we share the same blood
31:34we're family
31:35please jennifer
31:36don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:41exactly
31:42jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46i swear to god i'll never pull this shit again
31:50please
31:50get us a break
31:56honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:06i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:49mother
32:49oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57mother
32:57these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:02grandma
33:05are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:13i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:16grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:11we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14but there's literally nothing here
34:41whoa this is freaking awesome
34:45oh it melts my heart
34:47oh it melts my heart to see you love it
34:48thanks a million grandma
34:50jennifer my dear
34:51slap on this pearl necklace
34:53and you'll literally never age
34:55this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring
34:58calls down lightning on demand
35:00just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:03no way mother
35:04these are priceless
35:05i can't accept them
35:09oh my god
35:10i am so so sorry
35:11i swear it slipped
35:12jessica used to beat me black and blue
35:14just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15now i've shattered something priceless
35:17from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive
35:20hey deep breaths jennifer
35:23relax
35:24remember mother gave those to you
35:26they're yours now
35:26you can smash every last one of them
35:28if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart
35:34no this is 100% on me
35:37i totally forgot that necklace
35:38is so packed with magic
35:39it shatters on impact
35:40i can't believe i almost gave you
35:43a heart attack
35:43bad grandma
35:44jennifer honey
35:45stop walking on eggshells
35:47chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:49break it all
35:49bring fresh batches
35:50until you realize you're one of us
35:52thank you mother
35:55hold on poseidon
35:56where's your gift
35:57this poor girl went through nine years of hell
35:59because you face planted into a coma
36:01treat her like royalty
36:02or i'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04mother chill
36:06i already hooked jennifer up
36:07with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09i just didn't bring it
36:10because i was rushing to save her
36:14i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone
36:19i brought a little something
36:21for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer
36:29this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38zeus you absolute meathead
36:40did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100% human
36:44her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:47ah crap
36:48my bad jennifer
36:50i totally dropped the ball on that one
36:52brain frat
36:52hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power
36:57into a mountain of jewelry
36:58for jennifer to make up for your screw up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here
37:02was pretty bear's bone
37:03and my family missed it
37:05let's do a massive blowout
37:06invite the whole pantheon
37:08to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey
37:10can we skip the blowout
37:12chris sofia and i are literally nobodies
37:14we'd stick out like sarathees partying with actual gods
37:18i'm just really freaked out
37:19are they gonna act like aunt michelle
37:21and beat us up for being trash
37:23we don't need them
37:24just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies
37:31you've been through the wrencher
37:32listen to grandma okay
37:33that nightmare is over
37:35none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:39damn right
37:39i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:42and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life
37:45as long as i'm breathing
37:46nobody lays a finger on you
37:47okay bestydon
37:48i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event
38:01and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top tier royal outfits
38:07aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma
38:14i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer
38:24go nuts
38:25pick out absolutely anything you want
38:28up here
38:29we use magic power like cash
38:32and zeus's apology fund
38:33is basically a bottomless black card
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:46i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously
38:52but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me
39:04by the almighty ocean
39:06my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous
39:09mom you look insanely pretty
39:12i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly
39:18just rock these around the palace
39:20this is just
39:21thank you so so much
39:22we absolutely love it
39:26don't mention it
39:27but hey grandma
39:28jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones
39:30we need to put some meat on them
39:32hestia's actually been cooking up a storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast
39:37just for jennifer and the kids
39:38she even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this
39:43this is way too much
39:44jennifer
39:45you've raised two kids solo
39:46while getting stomped on by monsters
39:48listen to me
39:49you need to seriously carb load
39:51damn right
39:52your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us
39:55just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over
40:04dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:16awesome
40:16i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second
40:27say ah
40:45hope you like the setup babe
40:46mother went totally overboard
40:48if you hate any of it
40:49just say the word
40:50i'll tear it down and start from scratch
40:51no sweat
40:52oh don't even worry about it honey
40:54i'm obsessed with it
40:58jennifer
41:00mother's got chris and sophia for the night
41:02so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three
41:05oh honey no
41:09three kids
41:10i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12babe you're married to the sea god
41:14even if we're swamped
41:15my mom and siblings are right next door
41:17our kids will never be alone
41:21plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24i'd put her on speed dial
41:25you wouldn't feel a thing
41:27all right all right
41:29you're the boss
41:48god jennifer
41:49you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom
42:04she's the vip today
42:06why is she mia
42:08hold on a minute kiddo
42:10let's go track down your dad
42:12and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden
42:16why the hold up with jennifer
42:18did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep
42:23until the sun came up
42:24she's dead to the world
42:25so i figured i'd let her rest
42:26i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable
42:29the wedding is literally about to start
42:31could you really not keep it in your pants for one night
42:33all right mother chill
42:34i'm gonna get her right now
42:45holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in
42:47it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late
42:49i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:16i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous
43:25hades
43:25god of the underworld
43:26ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:37cute
43:38but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:48back on
43:50yeah
43:59hey these what the hell do you think you're doing
44:06well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:17hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:26what the hell is going on here
44:30hades how did i race such a scumbag apologize to jennifer right now my bad jennifer didn't know
44:38who you were take half my divine power as a peace offering it'll make you completely immortal
44:43just let it slide mother the wedding's starting let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife from this day forward
45:02she
45:03shares the full power of the ocean with me i swear on my life to be completely faithful to
45:09beside it until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:12if you know love it here we'll just put down roots honestly the only things worth a damn back at
46:18my
46:18palace are your gifts anyway i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear three days tops and this little toy boat if you run
46:42into
46:43trouble just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55and this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:04stay safe out there honey dad hurry back so we can play
47:25this is it look at this place hades better not be playing us
47:30he swore if we pull this off he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36hell no he wouldn't he's the god of the underworld
47:41the sea god basically nuked our family lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here bet you can't catch us
47:57chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt we don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back
48:03he can patch us up in seconds
48:09yuho jennifer come look who's here
48:12why the hell is the door locked we're your flesh and blood don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a
48:27bitch
48:28hades called it the sea god rigged this place with a force field our only play is to guilt track
48:34jennifer into opening the damn door jennifer i know you're listening are you brain dead
48:41we put a roof over your head when you had nothing now we're homeless you owe us
48:55cut the crap you made my life a living hell back then don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:04are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:09your husband is the freaking sea god a few table grabs could save our family
49:15yeah jennifer just bail us out this once consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again get a grip jennifer stop giving them handouts but
49:31if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good maybe it's worth it
49:40you better keep your word take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49are you really that dense jennifer i've literally never played it straight with you
50:06jennifer those goddamn merchants are psychos they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want
50:12us dead please open the damn door jennifer they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100 on you you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27i'm dead serious jennifer the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants jennifer you really going to watch your
50:36father get slaughtered make your mother a widow if word gets out she raised a heartless monster
50:41society will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway get off your ass and hand this house over to us we
51:10gave you a place
51:11to crash now you owe us a house do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out
51:16again
51:18no i can't keep dragging him into my mess
51:28unreal look at this motherlod father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:35trash trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this we do
51:42check out this palace the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot we got to get
51:47our
51:47names on that deed you brain dead idiots did you forget hades orders move your asses chuck that
51:53bitch jennifer out onto the street right lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this
52:01off what the heck do you think you're doing when dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:07yeah you stupid jerks if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife
52:18banged his own brother he'll either boot her or drown her ass
52:44not bad at all like we agree i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:52you're the best lord hades thank you get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance hades
53:29jennifer you were in real danger why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal i can't keep dragging you down
53:44look at me babe we're married nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:50i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey i promise
54:13and as for these psychos they've crossed the line too many times even if you want to give them a
54:20pass
54:20please i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:30almighty sea god please you've got it all wrong we only broke in because we caught jennifer that
54:35absolute slut hooking up with another guy we were protecting your honor exactly if we hadn't showed
54:43up she'd be all over some other dude honestly you should be thanking us you're all sick in the head
54:50i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:59oh
55:00oh
55:01oh
55:01oh
55:02oh
55:03oh
55:05oh
55:07oh
55:31poseidon you gullible idiot
55:33i pushed your buttons and you practically hand delivered your own divine weapon to me
55:38did you skip godhub 101 if a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level the backlash tears
55:44the owner apart
55:49look brother i don't want to end you just hand over your sweet little wife and i'll let you walk
56:00come on jennifer
56:01come on jennifer
56:02doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug
56:07poseidon please get up
56:09jennifer get over here
56:11give yourself to me and i'll pull the plug on his torture
56:15don't listen to him jennifer
56:19get over here jennifer get over here jennifer or i swear i'm gonna erase poseidon from existence right now
56:27don't
56:28jennifer listen to me if you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding get over here right now
56:36please just stop hurting poseidon
56:42i'll do it
56:45i agree to whatever you want
56:48poseidon please take good care of our kids and my mother
57:08you lay a finger on my woman hades and i will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like
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