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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse - All Episodes
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37Is two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47Five million dollars?
00:01:01Three!
00:01:02Yeah!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:16Go!
00:01:16Go!
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:38The deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now.
00:01:52Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry!
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fucker!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survived?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So?
00:03:17Scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:48We were a bit hungry from going at it.
00:03:50And there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:09No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining.
00:04:19You chud.
00:04:20Relax.
00:04:21It's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always open to your experiences, Carter, baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cook is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined you'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:56Oh, my God!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:18Where's my phone?
00:05:39Is this quantum space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here, and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:52I'm afraid you're trying to go away.
00:05:56Relax, baby.
00:05:57Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have quantum space.
00:05:59We're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again.
00:06:02This time we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us will be killing themselves
00:06:07over scraps
00:06:24Now before the apocalypse comes I'm gonna go all out
00:06:37Oh
00:06:59What a night, huh Daisy
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:14Come back here you redneck! How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him honey, he's just some low class redneck who was too stupid to go to college so he
00:07:23chose the army
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband
00:07:30Laugh while you can't, when the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing
00:07:35But until then, it's time to make some money
00:07:41Powerball, numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, blue ball 8
00:07:47Are you sure this time sir? You've changed it five times already
00:07:50Sure as ever
00:07:56Oh my god! Sir, congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks buddy, here's your tip
00:08:01Let's go baby, let's go stock up on fuel
00:08:06A hundred propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me
00:08:14You're crazy, there's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest
00:08:33I know you're tired Daisy
00:08:36Just need one more thing today, let's go get a new apocalypse
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system
00:09:00According to all your requirements
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world
00:09:03Capable of where stand temperatures as low as minus 100 degrees
00:09:07Good, the money's been sent, plus they're a little extra
00:09:11Henry, what is wrong with you? Get the pasta
00:09:13That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street
00:09:15You're not doing this, okay? This is not correct
00:09:17I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo
00:09:20Or I give you tickets, si, I do
00:09:23The HOA doesn't dictate to me
00:09:25The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it
00:09:28You better stock up yourself
00:09:33Apocalypse?
00:10:03You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:10:03Love and kindly, in my past life, after the apocalypse began
00:10:06She even brought me food to help you all the time
00:10:11Henry, don't worry
00:10:12I'll get you to safety, you'll be okay
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food, so I brought you some cans
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camilla
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military, protect the people like Camilla
00:10:33This time, I'm gonna cherish her
00:10:35I won't ever let her down again
00:10:37Don't worry, Camilla, I'm fine
00:10:39But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:42As much as you can in the next few days, okay?
00:10:46Oh
00:10:48If you say so, Henry, I'll do it
00:10:56Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to plan B
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before
00:11:16Five million, not a penny less
00:11:18I'm not a bank
00:11:19If you can't pay back the loan
00:11:22With interest, on time
00:11:24You'll have to pay an even bigger price
00:11:26What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products
00:11:50But because the Spider Gang always keeps its word
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them
00:11:57Listen to that beautiful sound
00:11:59I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker
00:12:02Sounds like a kidney
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money
00:12:12When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia
00:12:18I'll kill you myself
00:12:30Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend
00:12:34Honest
00:12:35Where have you been?
00:12:37I've missed you
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:56What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00You're a fucking asshole
00:13:03I want all of these
00:13:05And all the inventory in your warehouse
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy
00:13:15I've had enough
00:13:16I want a divorce right now
00:13:19Cool
00:13:21Let's divorce
00:13:22Don't go back on your word
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all
00:13:34Don't worry
00:13:34I have the money
00:13:35And I have the transportation
00:13:40You can come over now
00:13:59It's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory
00:14:25Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money
00:14:33You must be Henry
00:14:34Anna's useless husband
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place
00:14:38You're a bottom feeder, buddy
00:14:40Now hand over your illegal gains
00:14:42Or I'll show you no mercy
00:14:47Oh great, what do you want?
00:14:50Listen
00:14:51I'm your wife's lover
00:14:52If you know what's good for you
00:14:54Give the money to Anna
00:14:56Or else you'll regret it
00:15:11You crazy moron
00:15:12How dare you hit Sweet Carter
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy
00:15:16The oil giant
00:15:17Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes
00:15:27All that money will be worth squat
00:15:44Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse
00:15:50But the only apocalypse happening is yours
00:15:54Shoot him, babe
00:15:55Took your chick
00:15:56Now I'm gonna take your life
00:15:57Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness
00:15:59Or I'll send you to hell
00:16:00I'm afraid
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment
00:16:04Two dipshits
00:16:07Must have took my place
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy
00:16:34Fully operational
00:16:36Fully under my command
00:16:38Think carefully about your next mission
00:16:40Crazy bastard
00:16:41I'll kill you
00:16:43Do it
00:17:07You
00:17:08Just wait, you bastard
00:17:09This isn't over
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work
00:17:15My house is now an invincible fortress
00:17:18It can keep warm
00:17:20With stand explosions
00:17:21And recycle energy
00:17:50Carter ironclad energy
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations
00:18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe
00:18:41Everything is finally in place
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled
00:18:49Oil depots across the country are full
00:18:51And we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time
00:19:04Carter
00:19:05It seems your goods are selling very well
00:19:09Breaking overnight, ironclad energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach
00:19:12At one of its major oil storage depots
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions
00:19:17Has reportedly disappeared without a trace
00:19:20This is just the beginning
00:19:21The real reckoning hasn't even started yet
00:19:36Huh, no way
00:19:38Don't tell me
00:19:39Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down
00:19:47Mayday, we're going down
00:19:56Mayday, we're going down
00:19:58What is happening?
00:20:00What is happening?
00:20:01What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't
00:20:07supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:20Camilla!
00:20:24Camilla!
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows
00:20:28immediately. Buy enough firewood to keep
00:20:30warm. Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Thank you, Henry.
00:20:35You take care, too. Henry, you're
00:20:37insane. It's winter. Isn't it normal
00:20:39to snow? So, stop
00:20:40scaring people everywhere. But look what the
00:20:42weather bureau said. This cold wave is a normal
00:20:44winter climate fluctuation with no
00:20:46extreme risks. Online rumors
00:20:48are not true. Yeah! The governor
00:20:50said everything is normal. If you keep
00:20:52trying to scare people, I'll call the police
00:20:54and have them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them,
00:20:58Henry. I believe
00:21:01you.
00:21:03I want to
00:21:04clearly inform all citizens again
00:21:06that the so-called
00:21:08extreme cold apocalypse is
00:21:10pure nonsense. Don't listen
00:21:13to those climate crazies.
00:21:14I can personally guarantee
00:21:16everything is completely
00:21:18normal.
00:21:21What? What? How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right. The apocalypse is really
00:21:27here.
00:21:41It's about to begin. System, activate defense
00:21:43defense mode. Defense mode
00:21:45activated.
00:22:11My car!
00:22:13My car!
00:22:13My car!
00:22:14My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you, but you did
00:22:18want to listen.
00:22:19I can't help it now.
00:22:20Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:26You're free to defend for yourselves.
00:22:49Fuck. Why is it so cold?
00:22:51Why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window!
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No.
00:23:10Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible.
00:23:18Some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this?
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold was coming.
00:23:30Let's get out of here!
00:23:34I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces, there's no water or electricity, and I can't keep warm
00:23:41at all. I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:45I'm out of food. I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:49It's that Jinx Henry's fault. Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day. And now
00:23:56it's really here. I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years.
00:24:01Then let's go find him. We can ask him for food. If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:05Yes!
00:24:06Yeah!
00:24:07Okay! Go!
00:24:17It smells so good. It's Henry. He's actually barbecuing. Henry, give us some of what you're
00:24:26cooking, man. We're starving here. Henry, as the hallway president, I order you to share
00:24:31your food with us. Yes! Bring it over for us to eat. We need food.
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:36Yes! You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food. Why should I give it to you? And by the way, your HOA means Jack. Now
00:24:51get
00:24:51off my property.
00:24:52You selfish bastard! Your wife is standing right here. How can you bear to see her freeze
00:24:56and starve? What kind of husband are you?
00:24:58Yeah, Henry? Did you forget I'm your wife? How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:13What are you talking about? I am your wife! You're such a selfish person abandoning me
00:25:20over a plate of food! I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible. I'm so sorry,
00:25:27Anna. Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour defending our freedom, you were here cheating
00:25:32on me with Carter. Did you remember you were my wife then? When you begged me for money I
00:25:37didn't have you called me a poor bastard. Did you remember that you were my wife? How dare
00:25:42you even speak to me like this? So Anna is Carter's mistress? She cheated on Henry behind
00:25:48his back! You two are disgusting! Enough of this crap! Open the door, Henry! We're all
00:25:58neighbors here! Let us in! Yes, we're all good neighbors. We should help each other.
00:26:08Good neighbors? Help each other? Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey, Bob! You knocked over my fence, could you pick it back up? Do it yourself, lazy ass! Didn't
00:26:29you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt! I ought to kill you! Hey, what the hell are you doing? What do you mean lawn
00:26:45height is too low non-complianted? Are you messing with me? It's a $1,000 fine. I added extra
00:26:50because your dog is so damn ugly. If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house!
00:27:00You all treated me terribly, judged me, called me crazy, even my dog. Do you really think
00:27:08you treated me like a good neighbor back then? Get out of here! Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:16If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves! You want to be unreasonable? Then I'll smash
00:27:28your door down, how's that? Smash his door! Smash his door! Smash his door! Smash his door!
00:27:39Smash his door! Go ahead, smash it down!
00:27:50Hmph, what kind of steel is this? I couldn't even make a dent! Take your time! I'll go roast
00:27:57some more chicken wings! Smug little asshole! I'll get my chainsaw, that should do the job!
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance, Henry! Open the door now! And we'll spare your life
00:28:20when we get in! We saw the door open ourselves! You're dead! Go ahead, this should be fun!
00:28:29Oh, Henry, you really thought you were above us? When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh? What's going on? There's not even a mark! I don't know. The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:29:15Hmph...
00:29:25Defense mode activated. Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard! He installed high voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door. With this many people, it won't do anything and we'll definitely
00:29:51be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:29:53God!
00:30:00Oh, you've worked so hard. Unfortunately, you're all brain dead morons.
00:30:14One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now. I don't have time to play with you all day. If anyone comes closer, I'll turn
00:30:22you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you. I miss you. Please just take me back. I'll make it up to you. I'll
00:30:37do anything.
00:30:43If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:48No, I would never. I swear.
00:30:52Liar. Even Daisy hates you. Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life! Just you wait! I'll kill you with my own hands!
00:31:14That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you. It's a nice place, I gotta say. Shame about
00:31:23the cold.
00:31:27Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies. Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:40We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short. The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:49No! Please don't! I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies.
00:31:53I can take you to him. Please, just don't hurt us!
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know it's gonna happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him, now.
00:32:19We have guests.
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:28We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:36Look how scared you are.
00:32:38Like taking candy from a baby! Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men!
00:33:11Your men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:15And neither do you.
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:20The Henry they talked about...
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?!
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:33Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog!
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:40Let me fill you in.
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:47scene.
00:33:47Oh, shut it! I bet you were just fighting against farmers!
00:33:51How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang!
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this!
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:29Come on, let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:43What?!
00:34:43You're kidding me!
00:34:44What is this door made of?!
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:58Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah!
00:35:00What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun.
00:35:05We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:06You can't kill us all.
00:35:07If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:10If you win, I won't ever come back.
00:35:12You have my word.
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:17Sure enough, I was right.
00:35:19You are a pussy.
00:35:21I guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days, I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:24Besides, I could use the exercise.
00:35:33Don't worry, Daisy. I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:37Alright, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:40You idiot!
00:35:41Better hurry up and beg John for mercy!
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck!
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is!
00:36:01If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal. Come on!
00:36:21It's a deal. Come on!
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame. I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:31John was just testing you! This is just the beginning!
00:36:34You're about to go down!
00:36:36Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead!
00:36:44John!
00:36:46John!
00:36:47John! John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough!
00:36:55John's definitely got this!
00:36:56Those supplies are ours!
00:37:05Give up!
00:37:07Hand over the supplies!
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy!
00:37:11Ah!
00:37:17Next time you hear what he doesn't force, you better run.
00:37:19Now get out of here. Don't come back.
00:37:22Get him!
00:37:23Grab his food!
00:37:26System, have the drone set off some fireworks.
00:37:47He's no rush!
00:37:52No!
00:37:55Who's right?
00:37:59How do you find a young man?
00:38:01He's no rush!
00:38:02He's no rush!
00:38:04His error!
00:38:05He's no rush!
00:38:08He's just kind of a slow-mo!
00:38:09He's getting the monster in the other side!
00:38:09He's getting the monster out of here!
00:38:10Tired!
00:38:27that guy is crazy did you send me here to try and get me killed i'll kill you with that
00:38:31no please i would never
00:38:45if he doesn't show up i'll chop you up myself
00:38:59henry help they're going to kill me
00:39:03listen up you bastard if you want to save her come up to the black market bring enough food for
00:39:07everyone otherwise willy will deliver her head right to your doorstep the black market i know where that
00:39:14is daisy let's go camilla hold on i won't ever let them hurt you
00:39:38welcome to today's black market auction our first item today is the sexy beauty camilla from the
00:39:44suburbs if you bid for her you can do anything you want to her including eating her
00:39:51no let me out don't
00:39:56such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days
00:40:00naturally she'll fetch a high price starting bid 50 pounds of flour
00:40:07no let me go this is illegal
00:40:12the law doesn't mean anything here sugar tails but you've got a bit of fight in you you seem like
00:40:16a
00:40:16fun time the starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour 100 pounds of flour 150 pounds 150
00:40:22pounds this is exciting any more bids 200 pounds don't worry guys after i get her i'll make sure i
00:40:29live stream all the fun i have until she's pleat leaves it up that way you all can watch
00:40:34always the creative one sir 300 pounds she'll be my private toy i'm not losing this one guys 300
00:40:43pounds of flour that's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room you know a gold bar can only
00:40:48buy a few pounds of flour now you're more valuable than gold you should feel flattered
00:40:55no stop someone save me please 300 pounds going once going twice
00:41:06help help 300 pounds three times sold to i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:39don't worry camilla i'm coming
00:41:49henry i don't remember your name being on the guest list you don't need to care
00:41:551 000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:41:58who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walk art supermarket mr smith
00:42:03please don't argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away
00:42:08he's overestimating himself 1 000 pounds of flour that's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars
00:42:13this guy clearly doesn't have it of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies ridden mutt out
00:42:23people really know how to underestimate the common man you must think you're still living before the
00:42:27apocalypse if you really have 1 000 pounds of flour everyone here would treat you with the utmost
00:42:32respect and that seat would be yours but no one has heard of your name i can only assume you're
00:42:36some
00:42:36drug-filled lunatic looking for attention and for that we show no mercy
00:42:58you really have no idea what i'm capable of doing
00:43:14it's real where did this bastard get so much flour i'd say he must have been lucky and found it
00:43:20in
00:43:20some abandoned warehouse i never heard of this guy until now face it you can't compete with me
00:43:27better stop bidding you think you're great just because you stole little flour
00:43:33we're old money let me give you a taste of my inventory
00:43:49mr smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures they're much more valuable than flour
00:43:54are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some it's not about the
00:43:59slut it's about making a point i want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is
00:44:05you're actually proud of that measly little thing the apocalypse really hit you hard huh
00:44:09you can't be serious this amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays who do you think you are
00:44:15you think you can still compete watch me
00:44:46now does anyone else want to challenge me
00:44:51you can still compete with me
00:44:53henry wins the first item
00:44:55thank you henry
00:45:13let's go home camilla
00:45:19what a wonderful performance
00:45:24unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:31you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:35actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders now any
00:45:41last words
00:45:43i knew you were having an affair with that little
00:45:45little bitch get on your knees and apologize to me and john before he kills you first of all there's
00:45:52nothing going on between me and her second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed
00:45:57how dare you even say that to me you useless
00:46:00you useless bitch
00:46:03henry it's all my fault they used me to get to you don't worry camilla these people can't hurt us
00:46:12system come in what the
00:46:17what are you waiting for fire
00:46:33kill them
00:46:41henry are you okay
00:46:44i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay
00:46:46the bastards you felt hold on tight stop them stop
00:46:53you losers what are you doing
00:46:57the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:03henry if it weren't for you i would have died there i don't know how to thank you
00:47:08don't worry camilla you've always been so kind to me i couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:19henry look behind
00:47:37go to hell henry
00:47:40go to hell
00:48:02system take the wheel autopilot activated
00:48:12go to hell
00:48:23this idiot is gonna get himself killed shoot him
00:48:26go to hell
00:48:35machine gun
00:48:41oh
00:48:45fuck
00:48:56Dammit, you won't get rid of me that easy
00:49:04Henry, help!
00:49:19Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard!
00:49:30How can some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse.
00:49:38Don't you forget it.
00:50:02Oh my god, you have so much amazing food.
00:50:06Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:14I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly.
00:50:23Eat your fill.
00:50:25Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:59How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:04Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry, we're starving!
00:51:36Open the door!
00:51:37Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before.
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door.
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything.
00:51:43Expired rotten.
00:51:44I don't care.
00:51:45Dammit!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:55Henry, I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:00I will never save them.
00:52:02They deserve it.
00:52:02They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:12Food, food, food.
00:52:16Food, food.
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:52the world. When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time. Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies,
00:53:47but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all, we have his
00:53:56wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:16Let's go to the basement.
00:54:17System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food. Otherwise, you, your wife, and
00:54:38anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman. She hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid court.
00:55:09Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the food. Otherwise, this slut
00:55:19gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire
00:55:27company of soldiers killed? I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No! This is all fake news. Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared? Watch this! Attack!
00:56:00Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he has mini-guns?
00:56:09Drive in!
00:56:23Ah! His fortress is nothing! I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time!
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:52I'm staying with you.
00:56:54No, no, no!
00:57:18Henry! Where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy. Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hid like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent! I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:33Go!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:34Go!
00:58:45Go!
00:58:47Go!
00:59:09Damn it! Where are all your supplies? There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15You got my hand! Let me kill him! We have an army! And you're all alone! Did you really think
00:59:23we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it. You can't do anything to me.
00:59:30You can't do anything to me.
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, 1st Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:24action deployments, 3 high value target extraction, 1 silver star, 2 bronze stars with valor, and 1 purple heart. Call
01:00:33sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What? You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:40So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you! You must know I was deceived by this
01:01:02Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything. I'll be your slave. I'll
01:01:35wash your dog, shave your back, anything.
01:01:37Huh? Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for? You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:55Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better! I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
01:03:04I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
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