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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous
00:01:26but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show me who you truly are you insult me in public you know who i am
00:01:57i can make you disappear
00:01:59okay well we won't test barry so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:18oh
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28the police are already on their way to arrest you you know
00:02:31kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me for get him
00:03:10oh
00:03:37oh
00:03:57eric no
00:04:01relax little brother but never let anything happen to you
00:04:06eric this is all my fault god
00:04:09i need you to do something for me what i need you to find me
00:04:14girl we grew up with in the orphanage she's working in magic
00:04:21help her besides you she's the only family i've ever had
00:04:27you're staying with me okay just hang in there
00:04:29eric you're gonna be okay
00:04:35eric
00:04:36eric
00:04:54eric
00:04:57i'll find brie and help her
00:05:02i'll find brie and help her
00:05:02but not as the master of magic
00:05:16hey what are you still doing here
00:05:24everyone else went home hours ago
00:05:26she opens this weekend got to be prepared
00:05:29thank you
00:05:30i put every cent i own into this show but if it's a hit i can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35i grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed
00:05:40all right well see
00:05:46a year
00:05:47a year working as a lowly prop boy for brie and she still doesn't recognize me
00:05:53all right darling you know the deal there it is there's the queen of hearts right just gonna
00:05:56follow the queen okay pick the queen follow the dream there it is sweetheart what do you say
00:06:01this one that's the queen of hearts for sure yeah i'm feeling good about it too but hey what do
00:06:06i know look at that oh you know this game isn't as easy as it looks baby doll but you
00:06:13know we still
00:06:13got to come with the payment what do you say huh
00:06:19um i i'm sorry i was sure that i had cash on
00:06:26looks like trouble
00:06:28typical dumb bitch you want to play you don't want to pay right i'll tell you what
00:06:34i'm taking this bracelet here
00:06:38hey give it back hey that's important to me oh is it really yeah it's important enough to play
00:06:43again maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on what do you say huh well i'm here
00:06:49for
00:06:49this let's go yeah we'd love to see that right you're disgusting i'm not doing that you're not
00:06:54doing that you sure about that sweetheart
00:07:00what do you say baby start with that pretty little coat you got
00:07:13why don't you let me try
00:07:16here's the deal i win she gets your bracelet back you win you get my two-headed silver dollar
00:07:28it's prices daniel you should just go these guys are dangerous i got this
00:07:36this idiot thinks he can beat me at three card monty you got it hot shot let's play
00:07:43you know the deal follow the queen you get the win you pick the ten of spades well your girlfriend
00:07:50knows who knows what to do then you pick who's this guy what a loser should keep walking bro instead
00:08:00try being a hero do you really want me to pick you huh absolutely you got it
00:08:24damn he got it that's impossible
00:08:29what the
00:08:33listen you son of a bitch i don't know who the hell you are this bracelet is mine
00:08:38well then why is it in my hand
00:08:45you dirty thief
00:08:53are you looking for this why don't you scram before i take everything else you've got
00:09:00hey man it's all good i was just messing around
00:09:11three card monty it's always a scam i know i know i just
00:09:17i thought i could crack it but i was screwed so you came along
00:09:25this bracelet
00:09:28why so important to you i was my childhood best friends we grew up in an orphanage together and
00:09:36well he he died it's all i have left of him
00:09:45it's all i have a good night great hey wait you just saved me you're gonna let me walk home
00:09:51alone
00:09:55nice for dinner that was amazing uh i should probably get going hey where'd you learn those tricks
00:10:05you use on the scammers today i guess i must have picked it up backstage
00:10:11bullshit you have training you know maybe just a little uh
00:10:16just light a hand
00:10:20what you're great
00:10:25you know
00:10:28your hands saved me today you wouldn't look at me like that if you knew eric died because of me
00:10:35they uh
00:10:37say you're welcome
00:10:59do you want to see my magic check
00:11:20i'm not who you think i am
00:11:26then who are you
00:11:29i'm the bastard who's cockiness killed eric
00:11:33i think i think i think it's better if i left
00:12:02what did i tell you i don't want your fat fingers breaking
00:12:06my stuff well i'm the prop assistant just doing my job no your job is to clean up
00:12:12dove
00:12:13see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me
00:12:20if
00:12:21i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three-star magician are you
00:12:32no no not not since i was 12 after becoming the world's first seven-star magician the society of
00:12:40magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right you're not
00:12:49you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians
00:13:01what did you do to my deck
00:13:05nothing let's just put them away listen fool this is my gold zephyr deck the master of magic himself
00:13:12use this type of deck actually i prefer the platinum deck well if they're so priceless maybe you should
00:13:18put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some two dollar deck from
00:13:21the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:50hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:06i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:12how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not sir who are you gonna believe a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:34i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you can
00:14:52rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep your job 15 seconds
00:15:01that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick but if you
00:15:05can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't fair i know but while
00:15:16i
00:15:17disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he free it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:45have to
00:15:45oh the little prop boy has a little trick section now if i win you're all gonna have to start
00:15:51treating brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:57brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in
00:16:05hell
00:16:05anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:04absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of
00:17:14magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course
00:17:25just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now it's got a show to prep
00:17:36eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:43samuel you believe you really did it right
00:17:45i don't know what to believe
00:17:49how come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:24is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:31which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical
00:18:38nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed
00:19:04hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey doll face how about you focus on
00:19:09looking
00:19:10sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm the show's producer and if you cancel the
00:19:16show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you
00:19:22a
00:19:22chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team
00:19:30wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing uh birthday parties for eight-year-olds deal
00:19:40mr kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the competition
00:19:45will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem hope you have a good
00:19:52backup team ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no hold barred battle to see who will get
00:20:05this leader and who will be thrown out into the street don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there his
00:20:21vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear it's all or nothing for us all right richard
00:20:26kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good
00:20:33enough to take on anyone that kin sends to us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation
00:20:40mat von buren
00:20:54oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i
00:21:22say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a
00:21:30way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins matt van buren won
00:21:39the
00:21:39grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:47we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not showtime
00:22:02xavier
00:22:07not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dust
00:22:28shit yeah xavier's the best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on
00:22:32the little
00:22:32prop i believe this is real much
00:22:33shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows
00:23:17where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get beat so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in
00:23:28the
00:23:28world i say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in
00:23:33over a
00:23:33decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:45a
00:23:45hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:50to judge
00:23:51their strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then
00:23:58i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot
00:24:02at
00:24:02being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same
00:24:15ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't
00:24:22believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed it's sad he
00:24:27really thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping me hey newbie this is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you
00:25:28have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do you need more
00:25:42time to prepare
00:25:43no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:28what do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:09you have something to say prop boy i didn't know how to say prop boy i didn't know how i
00:27:13did my
00:27:14trick all in good time idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:35stage fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of
00:27:43us i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us you're
00:27:51just some
00:27:51dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in
00:27:55this mess
00:28:04it looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:25you're right i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something
00:29:28so incredible you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kennington i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:19you should have respected my ranking no i think there's something else going on now i apologize
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine
00:30:34without one final piece of equipment which would be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing he's such a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03ow
00:31:13unbelievable amazing
00:31:22whoa that is fast there you go
00:31:27my judges
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce i can't believe i'm eating cake the only person
00:31:42i've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did it i have no
00:32:07idea
00:32:08not a clue and you jennifer i'm completely sunk
00:32:16well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us yeah tell us he dropped in edible iron film mix
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ironizing turning the water red and giving it the
00:32:42earthy flavors of a wine that's correct
00:32:50amazing and matthew how did daniel do his
00:33:02and with that daniel wins our first round
00:33:17i need a knife let's give him cake well done young man the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:35no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport
00:33:40he must have cheated there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly okay he probably blocked me all the judges or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was i supposed to know
00:33:54who's gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges he's that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:11you haven't won
00:34:12shit it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:20kate barlow
00:34:29miss barlow thank you for joining us that's that's kate barlow he's the fism world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six-star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now watch an actual pro a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:08yeah get him sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you oh
00:35:14you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss
00:35:21barlow just for her rank you didn't i brought in kate barlow because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:39you were trained by the master of magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she
00:35:44was better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against
00:35:56somebody who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you sophie shut up
00:36:04miss barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i could say the
00:36:13same
00:36:13but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here to shatter my teacher's
00:36:23old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record is 17 changes held by the
00:36:50master of magic do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you
00:37:01can
00:37:01do that i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07how there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible only the master of
00:37:11magic would be able to do that i know every one of his secrets are you saying you're going to
00:37:17break
00:37:18the master of magic's record who here would like to see me break the record then start the music
00:37:39one two right there's three standard oh my god her pace how is she she about to break the record
00:37:49about to break the record this is unreal this is history that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we
00:38:00have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic i can't believe she just did that i've
00:38:08never
00:38:09seen anything like it the concentration the skill needed to do something like that she had to learn it
00:38:16from the master of magic i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes for
00:38:20a
00:38:21second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique but no she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:26sophie you can beat that right i can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:36well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that we should just give up come on sophie there has to be some chance okay
00:38:48you don't
00:38:49know what you're talking about i can't do that no one can do that you're just a dumb girl with
00:38:55money
00:38:55who try to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic okay you put that guy on
00:39:00stage for beat's sake are you gonna come out here embarrass yourselves or can i get ready for my first
00:39:06photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one of you at least has to try i can't
00:39:13lose this contract
00:39:14i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve sophie eugene safety if i had my hand
00:39:25i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance well well looks like i won sir
00:39:33are you hiring
00:39:37really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him might as well we can't go down with
00:39:43a sinking ship of losers sorry samuel you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't
00:39:47understand the first thing about magic it's over the theater is mine i failed them i failed the
00:39:56orphanage might as well go with them daniel hey watch where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing we still have a shot i'm gonna take it daniel stop you can't just go out
00:40:15there and
00:40:15embarrass yourself i won't let you agree if you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act that's adorable do you even know what
00:40:37a quick change act is prop boy i'll manage really samuel you're sending out the help again this loser
00:40:45has no chance of beating kate sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen this worker
00:40:51conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round hey that's not true the only reason why
00:40:56he's here is because brie has a little crush on him that's enough is that what's going on the
00:41:01producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show that's really cute i said that's enough
00:41:08daniel are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting look at all these quick changes he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy just trust him he he has it under control are you kidding me
00:41:50if he has it under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself hey brie uh you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01okay seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09daniel what are you doing are you happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:22time time is a funny thing isn't it see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do right now
00:42:53i'll blink
00:43:04congratulations one change in 30 seconds i win but you can't call that a competition what a waste of
00:43:11time sophie at least would have had a chance well i think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that
00:43:23what
00:43:25what the
00:43:34how did he do that
00:43:4177, 78.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes!
00:43:55I can't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:05Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used. Showmanship. The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend, because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh my God!
00:44:32I knew it! I knew it!
00:44:36Oh God, I just made an ax of myself, in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:45Without question, I believe I see for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:06Please, please forgive me. I was just so inspired by our example growing up, that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic, because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52If you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So, what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:43Wow, everybody! Give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:08Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right? Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We were just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:42Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong horse.
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:45First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know, I do think maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:53will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:07What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:14So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:10That bracelet.
00:49:14Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42But when I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04In your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we won an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:37You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You have films.
00:50:47Ah, well, that sounds...
00:50:49awful.
00:50:50Wow.
00:50:50Emmanuel!
00:50:50Oh.
00:50:51wherever you have known him.
00:50:52Oh.
00:51:06Be when you were.
00:51:07Ah, it was about a incident.
00:51:07Oh.
00:51:08Aw, that's the suo old friend.
00:51:08Oh, cool.
00:51:08Oh, oh.
00:51:08Oh, oh.
00:51:08Oh.
00:51:11Oh, man.
00:51:17Oh, oh.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:28This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy. Jail and laws are only for the poor. I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino, as well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine. I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43For ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53Pay you once millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:08Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just what you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be peeing up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vekas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him, easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But, you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:17And then?
00:57:20My own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you.
00:58:09Just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot, and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:04How did he do that?
00:59:06Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the court.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good, we wouldn't want a double-classy girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumbassie.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch your sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:22God.
01:01:23Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't resist.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on women.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:53We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These mortals on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested, and that will be the big disruption that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a ball guy.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, wait.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:27Oh my gosh, amazing on your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:59Code 11, all security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more better than any child?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I'm all that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:59You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah, me.
01:05:45Yeah.
01:05:46Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so it's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:06Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:54Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:08:00Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06in the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what they already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Fickle him.
01:08:45Power for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all our heads?
01:09:06Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kisby and see?
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:03They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:33Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:42A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy, but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:37Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:11KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:31And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry.
01:14:23It's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in
01:14:38the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:07You did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage.
01:15:13And put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:42Hey.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:02Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12The only mistress of magic her son.
01:16:18Charity, Angier.
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