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00:00:06you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother we'll never
00:00:11let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous I'm the master of freaking magic ladies and gentlemen put your
00:01:30hands together for mr. Barry Carnegie and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now
00:01:39Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are you insult me in public you know who I am
00:01:57I can make you
00:01:58disappear okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me
00:03:03get it
00:03:08yeah
00:03:09yeah
00:03:10yeah
00:03:11yeah
00:03:11yeah
00:03:12yeah
00:03:19Oh, my God.
00:03:57Eric, no.
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God, I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:17She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:38Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:51If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:02This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52I'm disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets your bracelet back.
00:07:22You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She'll keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:25Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:47What the fuck?
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the fuck?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So, you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together, and well, he died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:09:56Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:17Just light of hand.
00:10:20Why didn't you agree?
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:33I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:38I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00Drop, Lord!
00:12:03What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:07Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting him away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job,
00:13:31I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington,
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:15:0015 seconds?
00:15:01That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:15:03could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But if you can't,
00:15:07I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:15:11that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know,
00:15:15but while I disagree with it,
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win,
00:15:50you're all going to have to start treating Bree
00:15:52with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree.
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0615 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:2010 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:04Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:22while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:24I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:31Now.
00:17:33We've got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling at those cards
00:17:38and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Well, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:24This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:47I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:49Used to be.
00:18:50You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show,
00:18:59the orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10while being cut in half
00:19:11and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show,
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins.
00:19:31Your contract is terminated.
00:19:33Then you go back to doing
00:19:34birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor
00:19:42with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:00are you ready for the epic
00:20:02no-hold-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater
00:20:06and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably
00:20:21making a penny up here
00:20:22behind his ear.
00:20:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin
00:20:26isn't sending lightweights
00:20:27to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class,
00:20:29real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on
00:20:33anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now,
00:20:36the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's
00:20:39latest sensation,
00:20:41Matt Von Dier.
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get
00:21:01Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician
00:21:06to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best
00:21:10in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe
00:21:17the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act,
00:21:21or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician
00:21:26is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn
00:21:28their water into wine
00:21:30in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump
00:21:36the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the
00:21:39Grand Prix for
00:21:40Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly
00:21:43to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond
00:21:45Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier!
00:22:07Not you!
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy
00:22:27that cleans up
00:22:27duff shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best
00:22:29of all of us.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl,
00:22:30I know you have a little crush
00:22:32on the prop,
00:22:32but leave this
00:22:33with a real magician.
00:22:34Samuel,
00:22:34you can't seriously
00:22:35be considering this.
00:22:36I mean,
00:22:37that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself
00:22:39out there.
00:22:39And the magician
00:22:40from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just
00:22:52the prop assistant,
00:22:54but I need
00:22:55a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna
00:23:09put up the help
00:23:10against someone
00:23:10like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over
00:23:14real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run
00:23:16back to the shadows
00:23:17where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's
00:23:20just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You're gonna be so bad,
00:23:23you'll never see
00:23:24my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's
00:23:26just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best
00:23:28in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even
00:23:30get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been
00:23:31a new six-star magician
00:23:33in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious
00:23:35what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows
00:23:37he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses.
00:23:39But when he loses,
00:23:40he'll say it's because
00:23:41he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy
00:23:44is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make
00:23:46a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three
00:23:49competition.
00:23:50We need to judge
00:23:51their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see,
00:23:55Samuel's sending Daniel
00:23:56out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in
00:23:58and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks
00:24:01he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot
00:24:02being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:10Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls,
00:24:13Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants
00:24:15the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment,
00:24:17just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest
00:24:19crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe
00:24:22he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was
00:24:23a real magician.
00:24:25He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:27He really thought
00:24:28that he could hang
00:24:28with the pros?
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored
00:24:39to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen,
00:24:43are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:50Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:55the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God, he's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:04Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:16This is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have
00:25:26a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls
00:25:31covered in dirt
00:25:32and dove shit.
00:25:34Tell you what,
00:25:34it's not too soon
00:25:35to back out.
00:25:36If you do,
00:25:37I'll give you the honor
00:25:38of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need
00:25:42more time to prepare?
00:25:44No, I don't need
00:25:44more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up
00:25:50is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn
00:25:56to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:14The latest
00:26:14start of the show!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know
00:26:21how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way
00:26:23Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction
00:26:25as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's
00:26:32trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea
00:26:35how that was done.
00:26:36If I didn't know
00:26:36any better,
00:26:37I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41Three, buddy.
00:26:42All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped
00:26:45our judges.
00:26:47Does anyone here
00:26:48know how he
00:26:49accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something
00:26:56to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick
00:26:58wasn't bad.
00:27:00I just know
00:27:00exactly how you did it.
00:27:09Sure you do.
00:27:10Please,
00:27:11enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all
00:27:13how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows
00:27:17that he's lying.
00:27:19Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:21You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool
00:27:32out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's
00:27:35got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens
00:27:40when you don't
00:27:40respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool
00:27:42out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:46It doesn't matter
00:27:46what you think,
00:27:48okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl
00:27:52who had a little bit
00:27:52of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you,
00:27:54we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're
00:28:06having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you
00:28:09let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now,
00:28:16prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:23You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:29I swore off
00:28:30my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep
00:28:41running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready
00:28:51for something
00:28:52extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:57I'm going to need
00:28:57some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:01could you come here?
00:29:01I'm going to come here.
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:15Oh.
00:29:17Ah.
00:29:18That's so...
00:29:21You all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope
00:29:26that one day
00:29:27you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain
00:29:31it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day
00:29:35you experience
00:29:35your reality
00:29:36through your senses.
00:29:38But what if you
00:29:39couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality
00:29:47then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:54You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change
00:30:13the water into wine.
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:30:16I told you,
00:30:17you shouldn't have put
00:30:17that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:20You should have
00:30:20respected my ranking.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I think there's
00:30:24something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize,
00:30:27ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete
00:30:28my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:34Without one final piece
00:30:35of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:54He's going to shatter
00:30:55that glass all over
00:30:56the floor.
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:19Whoa!
00:31:24That was fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26That was great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29That young man
00:31:30have been incredible.
00:31:33Woo!
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate
00:31:37wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe
00:31:40I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person
00:31:42I've ever seen
00:31:42do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment,
00:32:03judges,
00:32:04judges,
00:32:05what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well,
00:32:16in the case of a tie,
00:32:18we turn back
00:32:18to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier
00:32:23you know how Matthew
00:32:24did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in
00:32:31edible iron filmes.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan
00:32:36spun the iron,
00:32:37ionizing.
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40and giving it
00:32:42the earthy flavors
00:32:42of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:47correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:50And Matthew?
00:32:53How did Daniel
00:32:54do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins
00:33:04our first round!
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:06Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:33:09No!
00:33:09Come on!
00:33:11Oh!
00:33:11You did it!
00:33:14Give it your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done,
00:33:25young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have
00:33:29accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform
00:33:37anything!
00:33:38He didn't even
00:33:38teleport!
00:33:40He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way
00:33:42an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much
00:33:44level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably
00:33:46blocked me
00:33:46all the judges
00:33:47or something!
00:33:50How could you
00:33:50let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us
00:33:52with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed
00:33:54to know he was
00:33:54going to do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport
00:33:55to the judges?
00:33:56He's that guy!
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my basement.
00:34:04It's time for
00:34:05the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring
00:34:14out my A-team.
00:34:21Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow,
00:34:31thank you
00:34:32for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM
00:34:36world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual
00:34:39six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42Who's ready
00:34:42for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round
00:34:47is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun
00:34:51in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:53watch an actual prep.
00:34:55A real magician
00:34:56doesn't need
00:34:56to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some
00:34:59fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie.
00:35:10Always nice
00:35:10to see a fellow female
00:35:11on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:14Oh, you think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think
00:35:20I brought in
00:35:21Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank.
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in
00:35:26Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was
00:35:28the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me
00:35:33everything he knows.
00:35:35Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember
00:35:36training her.
00:35:39You were trained
00:35:40by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't
00:35:42just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized
00:35:44that she was better
00:35:45than him.
00:35:46That's why he
00:35:46disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:50Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true.
00:35:54So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to
00:35:55compete against
00:35:56somebody who's
00:35:57better than the
00:35:58master of magic?
00:35:59Go through what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie,
00:36:02shut up.
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:03Miss Barlow
00:36:06it is an honor
00:36:08to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber.
00:36:12I wish I could
00:36:13say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even
00:36:17trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter
00:36:22my teacher's
00:36:23old records
00:36:24and publicly
00:36:25declare myself
00:36:26the new
00:36:27master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first.
00:36:38It is all about
00:36:39quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times
00:36:43as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:49held by
00:36:50the master
00:36:50of magic.
00:36:56Do you think
00:36:57you can beat that?
00:36:57That's a change
00:36:59every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way
00:37:00you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep.
00:37:07Hell!
00:37:07There's not a magic
00:37:08technique in the world
00:37:09that would make
00:37:09that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master
00:37:11of magic
00:37:12would be able
00:37:12to do that.
00:37:13I know
00:37:14every one
00:37:14of his secrets.
00:37:16Are you saying
00:37:17you're going to
00:37:17break the master
00:37:18of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here
00:37:21would like to see
00:37:22me break the record?
00:37:25Then start
00:37:26the music.
00:37:39one, two, three,
00:37:41standard.
00:37:43Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:45How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to
00:37:49break the record?
00:37:49They're about to
00:37:50break their record?
00:37:50Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new
00:38:01world record
00:38:02and possibly
00:38:02a new master
00:38:04of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that.
00:38:08I could have never
00:38:09seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something
00:38:13like that.
00:38:14She had to learn
00:38:15from the master
00:38:16of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe
00:38:18it if I hadn't
00:38:18just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd
00:38:21actually figure out
00:38:22my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud
00:38:25like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:27you can beat
00:38:28that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:30nine or ten changes,
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:35Well,
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt
00:38:37to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just
00:38:39want to give me
00:38:40the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie,
00:38:47there has to be
00:38:47some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about!
00:38:50I can't do that!
00:38:52No one can do that!
00:38:54You're just a dumb girl
00:38:55with money
00:38:55who tried to get
00:38:56into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:57anything about magic!
00:38:59Okay, you put that guy
00:39:00on stage for Pete's sake!
00:39:01Are you going to come
00:39:02out here and embarrass
00:39:03yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready
00:39:05for my first photo shoot
00:39:07as the new
00:39:08master of magic?
00:39:09Come on,
00:39:11one of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract!
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve!
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try,
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance!
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray
00:39:39your boss
00:39:39right in front of him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You shouldn't put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:49It's over!
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the originate.
00:39:59Might as well go with them,
00:40:00Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself.
00:40:16I won't let you.
00:40:16Marie,
00:40:17do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team
00:40:24giving up,
00:40:25the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do
00:40:32their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable!
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:37what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:46of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Brie
00:40:57has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough!
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel,
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16Now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these
00:41:30quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:36Is he even doing magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing,
00:41:41but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:42to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Brie,
00:41:54you might want to
00:41:56turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about
00:41:59to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:02Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass!
00:42:06Yo, buddy,
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted
00:42:14my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing,
00:42:24isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast,
00:42:28but in moments like these,
00:42:30it's like time
00:42:32stands still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't
00:42:39the master of magic's technique.
00:42:44This is.
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's fine now.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that
00:43:09a competition.
00:43:11What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:19What?
00:43:35How did he do that?
00:43:4077, 78.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:52we have 78 changes.
00:43:55I don't believe it.
00:43:56It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:03but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation
00:44:16on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:20you have just witnessed
00:44:21the return of a legend,
00:44:22because this man
00:44:23is the master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:34I knew it.
00:44:35I knew it.
00:44:36Oh.
00:44:37Call.
00:44:38I just made an
00:44:40ass of myself
00:44:41in front of the real
00:44:42master of magic.
00:44:44Without question,
00:44:46I believe I speak
00:44:47for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner
00:44:51of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:53you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired
00:45:10by your example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me
00:45:13every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me
00:45:16you learned everything from him.
00:45:18You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years
00:45:26looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope
00:45:28I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before
00:45:32you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight
00:45:40the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest influx of cash
00:45:44in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together
00:45:46an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51that you'd make more in one night
00:45:53than a lifetime performing
00:45:54on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58A down payment
00:45:59to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds
00:46:08at the competition
00:46:09didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington
00:46:14gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think
00:46:20of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think
00:46:22of your offer?
00:46:30Why don't you get out of here
00:46:32before I conjure a horse
00:46:33out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody
00:46:44give it up
00:46:45for the Master of Magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special.
00:46:55Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot
00:46:57could see
00:46:58that he was the Master of Magic.
00:47:00And honestly
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing
00:47:05in the same room
00:47:06as you
00:47:06right now.
00:47:08Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting
00:47:11like you had his back
00:47:12this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse
00:47:14you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going to stay with us.
00:47:23Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course
00:47:25he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know,
00:47:28showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29The three of you
00:47:31the three of you
00:47:31your actions
00:47:32were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time.
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:45First of all.
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:53will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know I see it.
00:48:02That's the most
00:48:03embarrassing thing
00:48:04I've ever seen.
00:48:05Disgusting.
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:08Let's go.
00:48:08Let's go.
00:48:09We have to go here.
00:48:14So
00:48:15you're really him?
00:48:19Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel
00:48:22I am worthy
00:48:23to be on the same
00:48:24stage as you
00:48:25if
00:48:26you want to stay
00:48:28I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you
00:48:30the marquee performance
00:48:32but
00:48:32whether you
00:48:34stay or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:35it's completely
00:48:37your decision.
00:48:39So what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew
00:48:44how I'd let Eric die
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true
00:48:52but
00:48:53but
00:48:54nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey!
00:49:29All this time
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you
00:49:31Daniel Angier
00:49:33if you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39he'd come running
00:49:42but when I mattered the most
00:49:45I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53and he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time
00:49:56you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped
00:49:58being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt
00:50:06take that away.
00:50:08you're still
00:50:09the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We won an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn
00:50:35he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds
00:50:48awful.
00:51:15that's awful.
00:51:15Yeah, it's awful.
00:51:19It's pretty bad.
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53You want millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:54The top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:02Alisa.
00:55:03Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita.
00:55:09Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies.
00:55:59Please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Yes, a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in no reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:57I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then, my own two red things is done.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh, are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just.
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:55He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:04How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19History in this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double-classic bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect Dome Pepsi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:32But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:01they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before that, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two, one.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't resist.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:33The perfume does not work on women.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38With that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction map.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:53We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These mortals on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested, and that will be the big destruction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, wait.
01:03:06I'm going to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will go.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh, amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot, how did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59Note 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more there than anything?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Me.
01:06:15Me.
01:06:16Me.
01:06:16Alyssa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Don't give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shut him up.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so...
01:06:30She's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:54Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what they already started.
01:08:14Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic blades.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:06Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:03They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:33Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy, but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:37Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy, like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, jeezus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you, that mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:47But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what, we're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:39Ah!
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:46Ah!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:53Freeze!
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:57Ah!
01:14:00Ah!
01:14:03Oh my gosh!
01:14:04Oh my God!
01:14:07Oh my gosh!
01:14:08What?
01:14:10Ah!
01:14:10Ah!
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11Ah!
01:14:12Youежoooooughed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want to
01:14:20make
01:14:20their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:26live
01:14:26many years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me it's
01:14:33because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this just who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:07you did it eric untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the same glass windows
01:15:27and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you
01:15:35found the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:43mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream you read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:18charity angia
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