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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million and up to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:00:59$5 million of the day!
00:01:02$5 million of the day!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:15Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:38The deep breeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find, at least now, Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry! You neighbor!
00:02:01So what? Hand over the cans and get lost, or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fucker! Come back here!
00:02:23Fucker!
00:02:29Fucker!
00:02:42Fucker!
00:02:44Fucker!
00:02:45Fucker!
00:02:47Fucker!
00:02:48Fucker!
00:02:50Fucker!
00:02:51Fucker!
00:02:51Fucker!
00:02:52Fucker!
00:02:52Fucker!
00:02:56what the fuck Anna
00:02:58who is he
00:02:59oh shit
00:03:02you actually survive
00:03:05Anna
00:03:06why
00:03:11that was for you
00:03:14I almost got killed for it
00:03:16so scraping by
00:03:18on sad little canned meals like these
00:03:20isn't enough for me
00:03:23but Carter
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse
00:03:26he's the heir to ironclad energy
00:03:28besides we were already seeing
00:03:30each other while you were destroyed in the middle east
00:03:33how could you do this
00:03:34to me
00:03:36after everything I've done for you
00:03:39gotta tell you bro
00:03:40your wife can really take it
00:03:42so juicy we've had a lot of fun
00:03:45together
00:03:46oh another thing
00:03:47we were a bit hungry from going at it
00:03:50and there's no food around
00:03:51so we ate your little puppy
00:03:52you don't mind
00:03:53right
00:03:58what
00:04:02Daisy
00:04:08no
00:04:10my sweet girl
00:04:11she's been with me since she was a puppy
00:04:13how could you
00:04:17oh quit whining
00:04:19you chud
00:04:20relax
00:04:21it's just a mutt
00:04:22if you miss her so much
00:04:23you can meet her in hell
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway
00:04:25maybe it's time I try human meat
00:04:26see if it lives up to the hype
00:04:28well you know I'm always opening experiences Carter baby
00:04:31looks like slow roasted cuck is on the menu tonight
00:04:33I never imagined
00:04:35you'd die at the hands of my own wife
00:04:38if I have a second chance
00:04:48wait where am I
00:04:49what's going on
00:04:52Daisy
00:04:54you're alive
00:04:55oh my god
00:04:57is this heaven
00:05:05this is one month before the apocalypse
00:05:09I'm reborn
00:05:18where's my phone
00:05:38is this quantum space
00:05:41does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here
00:05:45and it won't ever aspire
00:05:55relax baby
00:05:56now we have quantum space
00:05:59we're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again
00:06:02this time we'll be living it up at home
00:06:04while all those people who betrayed us
00:06:06will be killing themselves over scraps
00:06:24now before the apocalypse comes
00:06:26I'm going to go all out
00:06:41I'm going to go all out
00:06:42I'm going to go all out
00:06:43I'm going to go all out
00:06:44I'm going to go all out
00:06:45I'm going to go all out
00:06:45I'm going to go all out
00:06:45I'm going to go all out
00:06:46I'm going to go all out
00:06:47I'm going to go all out
00:06:48I'm going to go all out
00:06:49I'm going to go all out
00:06:50I'm going to go all out
00:06:51I'm going to go all out
00:06:52I'm going to go all out
00:06:58What a night, huh, Daisy?
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:14Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:16How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:20He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college, so he chose the army.
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can.
00:07:31When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:34But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:41Powerball. Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:47Are you sure this time, sir? You've changed it five times already.
00:07:50Sure as ever.
00:07:55Oh! Oh my God!
00:07:58Sir, congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks, buddy. Here's your tip.
00:08:01Let's go, baby. Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:06A hundred propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:14You're crazy.
00:08:15There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:33I know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36Just need one more thing today.
00:08:37Okay, let's go get into the cockpit.
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of worst-damn temperatures as low as minus
00:09:05100 degrees.
00:09:07Good. The money's been sent, plus a little extra.
00:09:11Barry, what is wrong with you?
00:09:13Get the pasta.
00:09:13That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street.
00:09:15You cannot do this, okay?
00:09:17This is not correct.
00:09:17I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets.
00:09:21Sí, I do.
00:09:22The HOA doesn't dictate to me.
00:09:25The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it.
00:09:28You better stock up yourself.
00:09:32Apocalypse?
00:09:34You one of them climate change-believing nut jobs?
00:09:37I've said it all along.
00:09:38People like Henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue-core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:47Henry?
00:09:53Henry, are you okay?
00:09:56Did something happen?
00:09:58Do you need my help?
00:10:00Camila, my high school crush.
00:10:02She's always been kind to me.
00:10:04In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she even brought food to everyone at times.
00:10:10Henry, don't worry.
00:10:12I'll get you to safety.
00:10:13You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food,
00:10:22so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila.
00:10:34This time, I'm going to cherish her.
00:10:36I won't ever let her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:39But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:42as much as you can in the next few days, okay?
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:48If you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:56Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million.
00:11:17Not a penny less.
00:11:18I'm not a bank.
00:11:20If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time,
00:11:24you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:27What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products,
00:11:50but because the Spider Gang always keeps its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:57Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:02Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:12When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:35Where have you been?
00:12:36I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:56What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:15I've had enough.
00:13:16I want a divorce right now.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard.
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you.
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:39You can come over now.
00:13:59It's $2 million enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:24Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money.
00:14:33You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband.
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:38You're a bottom beater, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:50Listen, I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron.
00:15:12How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:34Oh, God.
00:15:43Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse.
00:15:50But the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:54Shoot him, babe.
00:15:55Took your chick.
00:15:56Now I'm going to take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy.
00:16:34Fully operational, fully under my command.
00:16:38Think carefully about your next mission, you crazy bastard.
00:16:41I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:07You!
00:17:08Just wait, you bastard!
00:17:10This isn't over!
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:18It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle energy.
00:17:51Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil.
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson.
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations.
00:18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place.
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:19:14As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled.
00:19:15The oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
00:19:20This is just the beginning.
00:19:22The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:36Huh, no way.
00:19:38Don't tell me.
00:19:39Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:19:59What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:20Camilla!
00:20:25Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:31Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Thank you, Henry.
00:20:35You take care too.
00:20:36Henry, you're insane.
00:20:37It's winter.
00:20:38Isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:40So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said.
00:20:43That this cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks.
00:20:48Online rumors are not true.
00:20:49Yeah, the governor said everything is normal.
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
00:21:00I believe you.
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
00:21:11Don't listen to those climate crazies.
00:21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:21What? What? How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right.
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:40It's about to begin.
00:21:42System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:21:47Defense mode activated.
00:21:49Defense mode activated.
00:21:49Defense mode activated.
00:21:59Defense mode activated.
00:22:17I tried to warn you, but you didn't want to listen.
00:22:18Listen, I can't help it now.
00:22:20Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:26You're listening to fend for yourselves.
00:22:48Fuck, why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window!
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No.
00:23:11Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible.
00:23:18Some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this.
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold.
00:23:30Let's get out of here.
00:23:34I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces.
00:23:38There's no water or electricity and I can't keep warm at all.
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:45I'm out of food.
00:23:46I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:49It's that Jinx Henry's fault.
00:23:51Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:55And now it's really here.
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years.
00:24:00Then let's go find him.
00:24:02We can ask him for food.
00:24:03If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:05Yes!
00:24:06Yeah!
00:24:07Okay!
00:24:08Go!
00:24:17It smells so good.
00:24:19It's Henry.
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing.
00:24:23Henry.
00:24:24Give us some of what you're cooking, man.
00:24:27We're starving here.
00:24:28Henry.
00:24:29As the hallway president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes!
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat!
00:24:34We need food!
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:36You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food.
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:47And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:51Now get off my property.
00:24:52Selfish bastard!
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here.
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:57Yeah, Henry.
00:24:59Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife!
00:25:17You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible.
00:25:25I'm so sorry, Anna!
00:25:28Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour defending our freedom,
00:25:31you were here cheating on me with Carter.
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:35When you begged me for money, I didn't have and called me a poor bastard.
00:25:39Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this!
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back!
00:25:49You two are disgusting!
00:25:53Enough of this crap!
00:25:55Open the door, Henry!
00:25:57We're all neighbors here!
00:26:00Let us in!
00:26:02Yes, we're all good neighbors.
00:26:05We should help each other.
00:26:09Good neighbors?
00:26:11Help each other?
00:26:13Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey Bob! You knocked over my fence, could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass!
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt! I oughta kill you!
00:26:42Hey! What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean lawn height is too low non-complanted?
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine.
00:26:49I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly.
00:26:52If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house.
00:27:00You all treated me terribly, judged me, called me crazy.
00:27:05Even my dog.
00:27:07Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:11Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:17If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:25You wanna be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down, how's that?
00:27:31Smash his door!
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:33Smash his door!
00:27:43Go ahead, smash it down!
00:27:50Hmph, what kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent.
00:27:55Take your time, I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:00Smug little asshole!
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw, that should do the job!
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance, Henry!
00:28:18Open the door now!
00:28:19And we'll spare your life when we get in!
00:28:21We saw the door open ourselves, you're dead!
00:28:24Go ahead, this should be fun!
00:28:25No!
00:28:29Oh, Henry, you really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:42There's not even a mark!
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:45The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:29:06This is aerospace-grade material, even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:09But please, try your hardest.
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:19No!
00:29:26Defense mode activated.
00:29:27Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard!
00:29:40He installed high voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door.
00:29:48With this many people won't do anything, and we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:29:53Good!
00:29:54Guys!
00:30:05Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:07Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:15One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now.
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:21If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you! I miss you!
00:30:34Please, just take me back!
00:30:36I'll make it up to you!
00:30:37I'll do anything!
00:30:42If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:49No, I would never! I swear!
00:30:52Liar.
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you.
00:30:55Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:03Just you wait!
00:31:04I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:14That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you.
00:31:20It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:23Shame about the cold.
00:31:27Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies.
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:40We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:49No! Please don't!
00:31:50I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies.
00:31:53I can take you to him.
00:31:54Please, just don't hurt us!
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know what's gonna happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him, now.
00:32:19We have guests.
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:27We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:36Look how scared you are.
00:32:38Like taking candy from a baby!
00:32:40Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men!
00:33:11You're men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:14And neither do you.
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:19The Henry they talked about...
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:33Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog.
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:40Let me fill you in.
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:47scene.
00:33:47Oh, shut it! I bet you were just fighting against farmers!
00:33:50How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang!
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this.
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:30Come on, let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:42What? You're kidding me!
00:34:44What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:57Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah. What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun. We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:06You can't kill us all.
00:35:07If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:10If you win, I won't ever come back. You have my word.
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:18Sure enough, I was right. You are a pussy.
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:24Besides, we could use the exercise.
00:35:33Don't worry, Daisy. I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:35Heh.
00:35:37Alright, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:40You idiot! Better hurry up and beg John for mercy!
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck!
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is!
00:36:01If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal. Come on.
00:36:27John!
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame. I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:31John was just testing you! This is just the beginning!
00:36:34You're about to go down!
00:36:36Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead!
00:36:44John!
00:36:46John! John! John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough!
00:36:55John's definitely got this!
00:36:56Those supplies are ours!
00:37:05Give up!
00:37:07Hand over the supplies!
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy!
00:37:17Next time you get to make Delta Force, you better run.
00:37:19Now get out of here!
00:37:20Don't come back!
00:37:21Get him!
00:37:23Grab his food!
00:37:26System, have the drone set off some fire lamps.
00:38:06Now get up!
00:38:08He's trying to stay here!
00:38:08It's a lovely ride!
00:38:08Thank you!
00:38:08Just behind me!
00:38:09Go!
00:38:10Get up!
00:38:13I've got his pee!
00:38:13No!
00:38:13Yikes!
00:38:14You're gonna get up.
00:38:14This is a job!
00:38:27that guy is crazy did you send me here to try and get me killed i'll kill you with that
00:38:31no please i would never
00:38:45if he doesn't show up i'll chop you up myself
00:38:59henry help they're going to kill me
00:39:03listen up you bastard if you want to save her come up to the black market bring enough food for
00:39:07everyone otherwise we'll be able to deliver her head right to your doorstep the black market i
00:39:13know where that is daisy let's go
00:39:23camilla hold on i won't ever let them hurt you
00:39:38welcome to today's black market auction
00:39:40our first item today is the sexy beauty camilla from the suburbs if you bid for her you can do
00:39:46anything you want to her including eating her
00:39:51no let me out
00:39:56such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days naturally she'll fetch a high
00:40:02price starting bid 50 pounds of flour
00:40:07no let me go this is illegal
00:40:12the law doesn't mean anything here sugar tails but you've got a bit of fight in you you seem like
00:40:16a
00:40:16fun time the starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour 100 pounds of flour 150 pounds
00:40:22150 pounds this is exciting any more bids 200 pounds don't worry guys after i get her i'll make
00:40:29sure i live stream all the fun i have until she's pleased up that way you all can watch
00:40:34always the creative one sir
00:40:38300 pounds she'll be my private toy i'm not losing this one guys 300 pounds of flour
00:40:44that's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room you know a gold bar can only buy a few
00:40:48pounds
00:40:48of flour now you're more valuable than gold you should feel flattered
00:40:54no stop someone save me please 300 pounds going once
00:41:03going twice
00:41:06help help help 300 pounds three times sold to
00:41:12i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:21i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:33henry save me
00:41:39don't worry camilla i'm coming
00:41:48henry
00:41:50i don't remember your name being on the guest list
00:41:52you don't need to care
00:41:551 000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:41:58who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walk art supermarket
00:42:02mr smith please don't argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away
00:42:08he's overestimating himself 1 000 pounds of flour that's equivalent to hundreds of millions of
00:42:13dollars this guy clearly doesn't have it of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies
00:42:18ridden mutt out
00:42:23people really know how to underestimate the common man
00:42:26you must think you're still living before the apocalypse
00:42:28if you really have 1 000 pounds of flour
00:42:30everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect and that seat would be yours
00:42:34if no one has heard of your name i can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention
00:42:38and for that we show no mercy
00:42:58you really have no idea what i'm capable of do you
00:43:14it's real where did this bastard get so much flour
00:43:17i'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse
00:43:22i never heard of this guy until now face it you can't compete with me better stop bidding
00:43:29you think you're great just because you stole little flour we're old money let me give you a taste of
00:43:35my
00:43:47inventory
00:43:49mr smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures they're much more valuable than flour
00:43:54are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some it's not about the
00:43:58slut it's about making a point i want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is
00:44:05you're actually proud of that measly little thing the apocalypse really hit you hard huh you can't be
00:44:10serious this amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays who do you think you are you think you can
00:44:18still compete watch me
00:44:38what the hell is this
00:44:39what the hell is this
00:44:52henry
00:44:53henry wins the first item
00:45:06thank you henry
00:45:12let's go home
00:45:19what a wonderful performance
00:45:24unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:31you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:35actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders
00:45:40now any last words
00:45:43i knew you were having an affair with that little
00:45:45bitch get on your knees and apologize to me and john before he kills you first of all there's
00:45:52nothing going on between me and her second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed
00:45:57how dare you even say that to me you useless
00:46:03henry it's all my fault they used me to get to you don't worry camilla these people can't hurt us
00:46:13system come in what the
00:46:32what are you waiting for
00:46:41henry are you okay i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay hold on tight stop
00:46:48stop
00:46:53you losers what are you doing
00:46:57the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:03henry if it weren't for you i would have died there
00:47:06i don't know how to thank you don't worry camilla you've always been so kind to me i couldn't let
00:47:11that happen to you
00:47:18henry look behind
00:47:37go to hell henry
00:47:40go to hell
00:48:02system take the wheel
00:48:23This idiot is gonna get himself killed, shoot him!
00:48:35Machine gun!
00:48:56Dammit, you won't get rid of me that easy!
00:49:04Henry, go!
00:49:18Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:28Bastard! How could some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse. Don't you forget it!
00:50:02Oh my god! You have so much amazing food! Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly. Eat your fill. Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:27I don't want a hot shower.
00:50:30I don't want a hot shower.
00:50:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I'll see you later!
00:50:44I'm sorry, I can't do that!
00:50:45I'm sorry, I can't do that!
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best leap I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry! We're starving! Open the door! Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before! We shouldn't have smashed your door! Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything. Expired rotten. I don't care!
00:51:45David!
00:51:47So hot. So hot.
00:51:54Henry! I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia. If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me. I will never save them. They deserve it. They're barely even
00:52:03human at this point. They'd do anything for food.
00:52:12Food. Food. Food.
00:52:15Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:35Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:35Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:35Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:52at the world.
00:52:54When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:24If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can't
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time.
00:53:44Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms
00:53:48are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army.
00:53:52Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot.
00:53:54After all, we have his wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house.
00:54:11This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:16Let's go to the basement.
00:54:17System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there.
00:54:33The army has you surrounded.
00:54:35Hand over all the food.
00:54:36Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me.
00:54:43I was really wrong.
00:54:45Please give them the food.
00:54:46They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman, she hasn't been my wife for a long time.
00:55:04Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:05Stupid court.
00:55:08Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking.
00:55:13I'll give you one last chance.
00:55:15Open the door and hand over the food.
00:55:18Otherwise, this slut gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason?
00:55:22The same General Mason who deserted Battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire company
00:55:27of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No, this is all fake news.
00:55:33Who gave you that information?
00:55:34If you have the guts to fight, come in.
00:55:37But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared?
00:55:42Watch this, attack!
00:55:45Attack!
00:55:53Attack!
00:56:00Damn it!
00:56:01Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:26His fortress is nothing.
00:56:28I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:48I'm staying with you.
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hid like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:33Come out!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:35Go!
00:59:02Oh, God.
00:59:09Damn it! Where are all your supplies? There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15You got my hand! Let me kill him!
00:59:18We have an army! And you're all alone!
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it. You can't do anything to me.
00:59:41No!
01:00:10Ah! Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, First Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta,
01:00:22served ten years in the Middle East, seven direct action deployments,
01:00:25three high-value target extraction, one silver star, two bronze stars with valor,
01:00:31and one purple heart. Call sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What? You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:40So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you!
01:01:00You must know I was deceived by this, Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die!
01:01:33I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll wash your dog! Shave your back! Anything!
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:43You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:36What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:54Together.
01:02:55Together.
01:02:58Together.
01:03:00Together.
01:03:03Together.
01:03:05Together.
01:03:05Together.
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