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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse EP
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million and up to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:00:56$2 million?
00:01:013!
00:01:023!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:15Go!
00:01:19Let's go!
00:01:46I had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now.
00:01:52Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry!
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:17Fuck!
00:02:20Fuck it!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:43Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?!
00:03:00Oh shit.
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was... for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So?
00:03:17Scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:22For Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:28Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?!
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Ugh!
00:03:40Gotta tell you, bro.
00:03:41Your wife can really take it.
00:03:42So juicy.
00:03:43We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it.
00:03:50And there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:08No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?!
00:04:16Oh, quit whining.
00:04:19You chud.
00:04:20Relax, it's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always okay.
00:04:29Your experience is harder, baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:55Oh my God!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:17I'm reborn!
00:05:19Where's my phone?
00:05:20I'm reborn!
00:05:22I'm reborn!
00:05:24I'm reborn!
00:05:25I'm reborn!
00:05:26I'm reborn!
00:05:39I'm reborn!
00:05:44I'm reborn!
00:05:46I'm reborn!
00:06:05Cool!
00:06:05I'm reborn!
00:06:07themselves over scraps now before the apocalypse comes I'm gonna go all out
00:06:58what a night huh Daisy
00:07:07what the hell are you doing here come back here you redneck how dare you ignore me
00:07:18just ignore him honey he's just some low-class redneck who's too stupid to go
00:07:22to college so he chose the army he doesn't even deserve to be your husband
00:07:30laugh while you can when the apocalypse comes I'll be the one laughing but until
00:07:35then it's time to make some money
00:07:41Powerball numbers 5 12 24 41 37 41 blue ball 8 are you sure this time sir changed it
00:07:49five times already sure as ever oh my god sir congratulations thanks buddy
00:08:00here's your tip let's go baby let's go stock up on fuel
00:08:06a hundred propane tanks are you throwing a barbecue on Mars or planning to blow up
00:08:11the White House for fuck's sake if I told you you wouldn't believe me
00:08:14you're crazy there's 30 tanks over there and we'll deliver the rest
00:08:33I don't know you're tired Daisy just need one more thing today let's go get in the apocalypse
00:08:54sir we've installed the most advanced power system insulation system and weapon defense system
00:08:59according to all your requirements this is the top of the Lionel model in the world capable of
00:09:04worst damn temperatures as low as minus 100 degrees good the money's been sent plus a little extra
00:09:11Mary what is wrong with you get the pasta that truck is blocking the whole street you cannot doing
00:09:16this okay this is not correct I am HOA president and I'm ordering you move it out a mismo or
00:09:21I give
00:09:21you tickets see I do the HOA doesn't dictate to me the apocalypse is coming and I have to prepare
00:09:27for it you better stock up yourself apocalypse you one of them climate change believe in nut jobs
00:09:36I've said it all along people like Henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out
00:09:42having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards
00:09:52Henry Henry don't worry I'll get you to safety you'll be okay
00:10:20Henry I heard you ran out of food so I brought you some cans you're a lifesaver Camilla
00:10:25get out of here and don't come back slut
00:10:31I joined the military protect the people like Camilla this time I'm going to cherish her I won't ever let
00:10:36her down again don't worry Camilla I'm fine but listen you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:42as much as you can in the next few days okay
00:10:48oh if you say so Henry I'll do it
00:10:56even if I have supplies I need to make sure they won't be stolen
00:11:01but I've almost run out of money looks like I need to turn to plan B
00:11:09five million dollars nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before
00:11:16five million not a penny less
00:11:18I'm not a bank if you can't pay back the loan with interest on time
00:11:24you'll have to pay an even bigger price
00:11:26what kind of price
00:11:46our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products
00:11:50but because the spider gang always keeps its word
00:11:53if you default on the loan you'll become one of them
00:11:57listen to that beautiful sound
00:11:59I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker
00:12:02sounds like a kidney
00:12:04look
00:12:05you'll get every penny
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money
00:12:12when the apocalypse comes we'll see how arrogant you crooks are
00:12:16you can die from hypothermia and I'll kill you myself
00:12:29Henry! that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend
00:12:35honest! where have you been? I've missed you
00:12:39what do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas
00:12:43I was just gonna ask for a little more
00:12:45what do I look like?
00:12:46a walking ATM?
00:12:48you're not getting any money from me
00:12:49are you broke? seriously?
00:12:52you can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54what kind of man are you?
00:12:56what kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00you're a fucking asshole
00:13:02you're not even
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse
00:13:08what? are you insane Henry?
00:13:10can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15you're crazy!
00:13:15I've had enough!
00:13:16I want a divorce right now!
00:13:19cool
00:13:21let's divorce
00:13:22don't go back on your word
00:13:25you crazy poor bastard!
00:13:27don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you!
00:13:30sir that will cost a lot of money
00:13:32we don't have enough transportation to deliver it all
00:13:34don't worry I have the money and I have the transportation
00:13:40you can come over now
00:13:59it's two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory
00:14:25Henry that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket
00:14:31but he wouldn't give me any money
00:14:33you must be Henry Anna's useless husband
00:14:36it seems you've forgotten your place
00:14:38you're a bottom feeder buddy
00:14:41now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy
00:14:47oh great what do you want?
00:14:50listen
00:14:51I'm your wife's lover
00:14:52if you know what's good for you
00:14:54give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it
00:15:11you crazy moron how dare you hit sweet carter
00:15:14he's the heir to ironclad energy the oil giant
00:15:18do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20i'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid
00:15:24in a few days when the apocalypse comes all that money will be worth squat
00:15:43scared now compared to carter you're nothing
00:15:48you keep talking about apocalypse but the only apocalypse happening is yours
00:15:54shoot him babe
00:15:55took your chick now i'm gonna take your life
00:15:57kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or i'll send you to hell
00:16:00i'm afraid
00:16:03hell's fully booked at the moment two dipshits
00:16:30the best military grade defense equipment money can buy
00:16:34fully operational fully under my command
00:16:38think carefully about your next mission crazy bastard
00:16:41i'll kill you do it
00:17:07you just wait you bastard this isn't over
00:17:13finally after a week of hard work my house is now an invincible fortress
00:17:19it can keep warm withstand explosions and recycle energy
00:17:49the carter ironclad energy
00:17:52the carter ironclad energy
00:17:53i just happen to be short of oil
00:17:56it's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:18:23i just happen to be short of oil
00:18:25will last for generations. It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place. Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled. Oil depots across the country are full and we can
00:18:52supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time.
00:19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well. Breaking overnight, Ironclack Energy has
00:19:11confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil storage depots. Food oil valued in the
00:19:16hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace. This is just the beginning.
00:19:21The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:37No way. Don't tell me. Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening? What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:20Camilla!
00:20:25Camilla, listen. Reinforce all your doors and windows immediately. Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:31Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Thank you, Henry. You take care too.
00:20:36Henry, you're insane. It's winter. Isn't it normal to snow? So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said. This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks.
00:20:47Online rumors are not true.
00:20:49Yeah. The governor said everything is normal. If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have
00:20:55them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry. I believe you.
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
00:21:12Don't listen to those climate crazies. I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:21What? How could this happen? Henry was right. The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:40It's about to begin. System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:21:49Defense mode activated.
00:21:59Defense mode activated.
00:22:16I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen.
00:22:18Listen, I can't help it now.
00:22:20Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:26You're listening to fend for yourselves.
00:22:48Fuck, why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window!
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No.
00:23:11Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible.
00:23:18Some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this.
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold.
00:23:30Let's get out of here.
00:23:34I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces.
00:23:38There's no water or electricity and I can't keep warm at all.
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:45I'm out of food.
00:23:46I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:49It's that Jinx Henry's fault.
00:23:51Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:55And now it's really here.
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years.
00:24:00Then let's go find him.
00:24:02We can ask him for food.
00:24:03If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:05Yes!
00:24:06Yeah!
00:24:07Okay!
00:24:08Go!
00:24:17It smells so good.
00:24:19It's Henry.
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing.
00:24:23Henry.
00:24:24Give us some of what you're cooking, man.
00:24:27We're starving here.
00:24:28Henry.
00:24:29As the hallway president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes!
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat!
00:24:34We need food!
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:36You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food.
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:47And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:51Now get off my property.
00:24:52Selfish bastard!
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here.
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:57Yeah, Henry.
00:24:59Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife!
00:25:17You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible.
00:25:25I'm so sorry, Anna!
00:25:28Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour defending our freedom,
00:25:31you were here cheating on me with Carter.
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:35When you begged me for money, I didn't have and called me a poor bastard.
00:25:39Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this!
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back!
00:25:49You two are disgusting!
00:25:53Enough of this crap!
00:25:55Open the door, Henry!
00:25:57We're all neighbors here!
00:26:00Let us in!
00:26:02Yes, we're all good neighbors.
00:26:05We should help each other.
00:26:09Good neighbors?
00:26:11Help each other?
00:26:13Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey Bob! You knocked over my fence, could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass!
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt! I oughta kill you!
00:26:42Hey! What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean lawn height is too low non-complanted?
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine.
00:26:49I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly.
00:26:52If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house.
00:27:00You all treated me terribly, judged me, called me crazy.
00:27:05Even my dog.
00:27:07Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:11Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:17If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:25You wanna be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down, how's that?
00:27:31Smash his door!
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:33Smash his door!
00:27:43Go ahead, smash it down!
00:27:50Hmph, what kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent.
00:27:55Take your time, I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:00Smug little asshole!
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw, that should do the job!
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance, Henry!
00:28:18Open the door now!
00:28:19And we'll spare your life when we get in!
00:28:21We saw the door open ourselves, you're dead!
00:28:24Go ahead, this should be fun!
00:28:25No!
00:28:29Oh, Henry, you really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:42There's not even a mark!
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:45The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:29:06This is aerospace-grade material, even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:09But please, try your hardest.
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:19No!
00:29:26Defense mode activated.
00:29:27Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard!
00:29:40He installed high voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door.
00:29:48With this many people won't do anything, and we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:29:53Good!
00:29:54Guys!
00:30:05Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:07Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:15One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now.
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:21If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you! I miss you!
00:30:34Please, just take me back!
00:30:36I'll make it up to you!
00:30:37I'll do anything!
00:30:42If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:49No, I would never! I swear!
00:30:52Liar.
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you.
00:30:55Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:03Just you wait!
00:31:04I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:14That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you.
00:31:20It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:23Shame about the cold.
00:31:27Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies.
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:40We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:49No! Please don't!
00:31:50I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies.
00:31:53I can take you to him.
00:31:54Please, just don't hurt us!
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know what's gonna happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him, now.
00:32:19We have guests.
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:27We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:36Look how scared you are.
00:32:38Like taking candy from a baby!
00:32:40Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men!
00:33:11You're men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:14And neither do you.
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:19The Henry they talked about...
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:33Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog.
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:40Let me fill you in.
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:47scene.
00:33:47Oh, shut it! I bet you were just fighting against farmers!
00:33:50How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang!
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this.
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:30Come on, let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:42What? You're kidding me!
00:34:44What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:57Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah. What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun. We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:06You can't kill us all.
00:35:07If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:10If you win, I won't ever come back. You have my word.
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:18Sure enough, I was right. You are a pussy.
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:24Besides, we could use the exercise.
00:35:33Don't worry, Daisy. I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:35Heh.
00:35:37Alright, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:40You idiot! Better hurry up and beg John for mercy!
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck!
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is!
00:36:01If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal. Come on.
00:36:27John!
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame. I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:31John was just testing you! This is just the beginning!
00:36:34You're about to go down!
00:36:36Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead!
00:36:44John!
00:36:46John! John! John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough!
00:36:55John's definitely got this!
00:36:56Those supplies are ours!
00:37:05Give up!
00:37:07Hand over the supplies!
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy!
00:37:17Next time you get to make Delta Force, you better run.
00:37:19Now get out of here!
00:37:20Don't come back!
00:37:21Get him!
00:37:23Grab his food!
00:37:26System, have the drone set off some fire lamps.
00:37:59Get up!
00:38:06We shall keep him alive!
00:38:06Do not hack our refugee 지금은 lets us cump onwen.
00:38:08We will kill mediator?
00:38:09Not in this clip in a while!
00:38:19Thrustps us!
00:38:26that guy is crazy did you send me here to try and get me killed i'll kill you with that
00:38:31no please i would never
00:38:45if he doesn't show up i'll chop you up myself
00:38:59henry help they're going to kill me
00:39:03listen up you bastard if you want to save her come up to the black market bring enough food for
00:39:07everyone otherwise we will deliver her head right to your doorstep the black market i know where
00:39:13that is daisy let's go camilla hold on i won't ever let them hurt
00:39:37welcome to today's black market auction
00:39:40our first item today is the sexy beauty camilla from the suburbs if you bid for her you can do
00:39:46anything you want to her including eating her
00:39:56such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days
00:40:01naturally she'll fetch a high price starting bid 50 pounds of flour
00:40:07no let me go this is illegal
00:40:12the law doesn't mean anything here sugar tails but you've got a bit of fight in you you seem like
00:40:16a fun time the starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour 100 pounds of flour 150 pounds
00:40:22150 pounds this is exciting any more bids 200 pounds don't worry guys after i get her i'll make
00:40:29sure i live stream all the fun i have until she's pleat leaves up that way you all can watch
00:40:34always the creative one sir
00:40:38300 pounds she'll be my private toy i'm not losing this one guys 300 pounds of flour that's two weeks
00:40:45of rations for everyone in this room you know a gold bar can only buy a few pounds of flour
00:40:49now
00:40:49you're more valuable than gold you should feel flattered
00:40:54no stop someone save me please 300 pounds going once going twice
00:41:06help help help 300 pounds three times sold to i bid 1,000 pounds of flour
00:41:21i bid 1,000 pounds of flour
00:41:33henry save me
00:41:39don't worry camilla i'm coming
00:41:48henry
00:41:50i don't remember your name being on the guest list you don't need to care
00:41:551,000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:41:58who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walk art supermarket
00:42:02mr smith please don't argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away
00:42:08he's overestimating himself 1,000 pounds of flour that's equivalent to hundreds of millions of
00:42:13dollars this guy clearly doesn't have it of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his
00:42:18rabies ridden mutt out
00:42:23people really know how to underestimate a common man you must think you're still living before the
00:42:27apocalypse if you really have 1,000 pounds of flour everyone here would treat you with
00:42:31the utmost respect and that seat would be yours
00:42:34if no one has heard of your name i can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention
00:42:38and for that we show no mercy
00:42:58you really have no idea what i'm capable of do you
00:43:14it's real where did this bastard get so much flour i say he must have been lucky and found it
00:43:20in some abandoned warehouse
00:43:22i never heard of this guy until now face it you can't compete with me better stop bidding
00:43:29you think you're great just because you stole little flour
00:43:33we're old money let me give you a taste of my inventory
00:43:49mr smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures
00:43:52they're much more valuable than flour are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some
00:43:57bitch it's not about the slut it's about making a point i want this arrogant bastard to see what real
00:44:03strength is you're actually proud of that measly little thing the apocalypse really hit you hard
00:44:09huh you can't be serious this amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays who do you think you are
00:44:15you think you can still compete watch me
00:44:38what the hell is this
00:44:46now does anyone else want to challenge me
00:44:53henry wins the first item
00:45:06thank you henry
00:45:12let's go home camilla
00:45:19what a wonderful performance
00:45:24unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:31you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:35actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders
00:45:40now any last words
00:45:43i knew you were having an affair with that little bitch
00:45:46get on your knees
00:45:47and apologize to me
00:45:49and john
00:45:50before he kills you
00:45:51first of all there's nothing going on between me and her
00:45:54second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed
00:45:57how dare you even say that to me you useless bitch
00:46:03henry it's all my fault
00:46:05they used me to get to you
00:46:06don't worry camilla
00:46:07these people can't hurt us
00:46:13system come in
00:46:16what the fuck
00:46:32what are you waiting for fire
00:46:33kill them
00:46:41henry are you okay
00:46:43i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay
00:46:46take you faster seatbelt and hold on tight
00:46:48stop him stop
00:46:53you losers
00:46:55what are you doing
00:46:57the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:03henry if it weren't for you i would have died there
00:47:06i don't know how to thank you
00:47:08don't worry camilla
00:47:09you've always been so kind to me
00:47:11i couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:18henry look behind
00:47:37go to hell henry
00:48:01system take the wheel
00:48:05autopilot activated
00:48:23this idiot is going to get himself killed
00:48:25shoot him
00:48:35machine gun
00:48:36machine gun
00:48:44oh fuck
00:48:56damn it
00:48:57you won't get rid of me that easy
00:48:59engine does decentralize
00:49:01battery
00:49:02kill him
00:49:04kill him
00:49:18capaz
00:49:19DOES
00:49:20DATE
00:49:20MAM
00:49:21YOU
00:49:21MAY
00:49:22NO
00:49:28LE need
00:49:29Bastard! How could some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse.
00:49:38Don't you forget it.
00:50:02Oh my god, you have so much amazing food. Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:14I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly. Eat your fill.
00:50:25Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:46I'm sorry, my l spots.
00:50:47I'm sorry, my l spots all right?
00:50:52Anyway...
00:50:53But I have got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:55As you know, no need an Uber Jam容.
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best leave I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:26I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry! We're starving!
00:51:36Open the door! Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before! We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything. Expired rotten. I don't care!
00:51:45David!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry! I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia. If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me. I will never save them. They deserve it. They're barely even
00:52:03human at this point. They'd do anything for food.
00:52:12Food. Food. Food.
00:52:16Food.
00:52:16Oh, my God.
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate at
00:52:53the world.
00:52:54When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:25If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate at
00:53:34the world.
00:53:34If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate at
00:53:46the world.
00:53:46But his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army.
00:53:51Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot.
00:53:54After all, we have his wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house.
00:54:11This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:16Let's go to the basement.
00:54:17System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there.
00:54:33The army has you surrounded.
00:54:35Hand over all the food.
00:54:36Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me.
00:54:43I was really wrong.
00:54:45Please give them the food.
00:54:46They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman, she hasn't been my wife for a long time.
00:55:04Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid corpse.
00:55:08Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking.
00:55:13I'll give you one last chance.
00:55:15Open the door and hand over the food.
00:55:18Otherwise, this slut gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason?
00:55:22The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire company of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No!
00:55:31This is all fake news.
00:55:32Who gave you that information?
00:55:34If you have the guts to fight, come in.
00:55:37But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared?
00:55:42Watch this!
00:55:43Attack!
00:55:46Attack!
00:56:00Damn it!
00:56:01Why did you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:03Ah!
00:56:05Ah!
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:11Ah!
00:56:12Ah!
00:56:13Ah!
00:56:15Ah!
00:56:15Ah!
00:56:26His fortress is nothing.
00:56:28I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:49Ah!
00:56:54Ah!
00:56:55Ah!
00:56:56Ah!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:58Ah!
00:56:58Ah!
00:56:59Ah!
00:57:00Ah!
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:04Ah!
00:57:18Henry!
00:57:19Where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:28Ah!
00:57:29Ah!
00:57:30Ah!
00:57:31Ah!
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hit like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:19Ah!
00:58:20Ah!
00:58:20Ah!
00:58:20Ah!
00:58:23Ah!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:37Ah!
00:58:45Ah!
00:58:47Ah!
00:58:47Ah!
00:58:48Ah!
00:58:49Ah!
00:58:49Ah!
00:58:49Ah!
00:58:49Ah!
00:58:51Ah!
00:58:51Ah!
00:58:51Ah!
00:58:51Ah!
00:58:51Ah!
00:58:53Ah!
00:58:54Ah!
00:58:55Ah!
00:59:09Damn it, where are all your supplies?
00:59:11There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15He got my hand.
00:59:17Let me kill him.
00:59:18We have an army.
00:59:20And you're all alone.
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it, you can't do anything to me.
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, First Special Forces Operational Distroach Delta, served ten years in the Middle East.
01:00:24Seven direct action deployments.
01:00:26Three high-value target extractions.
01:00:28One silver star, two bronze stars with valor, and one purple heart.
01:00:32Call sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What?
01:00:35You're the Gravekeeper?
01:00:37The legendary soldier?
01:00:41So you're not a loser?
01:00:43Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier?
01:00:47Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look!
01:00:51I knew we could do it!
01:00:53Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole!
01:00:58I was mistaken.
01:00:59I shouldn't have harassed you.
01:01:00You must know I was deceived by this Carter.
01:01:02I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it.
01:01:06The world needs less cowards like you.
01:01:08Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry!
01:01:31My old pal!
01:01:32Please save me!
01:01:33I don't want to die!
01:01:33I'll do anything.
01:01:34I'll be your slave.
01:01:35I'll wash your dog, shave your back, anything.
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:43You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me!
01:01:56I'll do anything!
01:01:57Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife!
01:02:02We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome.
01:02:15Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart.
01:02:16Let's go.
01:02:17No!
01:02:17You can't leave me here!
01:02:19I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:36What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
01:02:51We can build us something together.
01:02:53We can build us something together.
01:02:56We can build us something together.
01:02:58We can build us something together.
01:03:01We can build us something together.
01:03:01We can build us something together.
01:03:03We can build us something together.
01:03:03We can build us something together.
01:03:04We can build us something together.
01:03:04We can build us something together.
01:03:05We can build us something together.
01:03:06We can build us together.
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