00:01Look who it is, how you feeling, you feeling good?
00:04I'm good.
00:04I bet you feel great, cuz here's what I think you think is gonna happen tonight.
00:08I bet you think, tonight's your time to just jump right back and
00:12take your spot, right?
00:13There's no way Sami Zayn could hold on to the WWE Championship.
00:16You're gonna swoop back in and Golden Boy is champion once again, right?
00:20Right?
00:21I'm telling you right now, Cody, it's not happening.
00:24I'm walking out of Chicago, still WWE Champion.
00:28That's great, Sami.
00:29Yeah, I actually came up to you just to say, good luck and I'll see you out there.
00:34But since you already told me everything that I'm thinking,
00:36since you already told me everything that's gonna happen, let me tell you, you're right.
00:43Yeah.
00:45We'll just see about that, won't we?
00:49Yeah.
00:52Got him.
01:02Get him out of here, come on, get out of here.
01:07Come on, Gunther.
01:08Gunther, hey, go, Gunther.
01:10Gunther, you're welcome, Sami.
01:12Cody, it's not your problem anymore.
01:14I'm your Marine now, and you better be aware that I think you're a disgrace.
01:20You're a fluke of a champion.
01:22You should have never won the title in the first place.
01:25Sami, I'm gonna come for you, and when I do.
01:29What are you doing?
01:33Get back, get back, get back, get back.
01:36Hey, should we get medical?
01:38I did medical now, go.
01:40Stay down, stay down, stay down.
01:44Cuz here's what happened, yeah, I'm making my rise.
01:47Here's the acclivity, and what happens, here's what you're really good at.
01:51Here's what Roman Reigns is really good at.
01:53I got cut off by the bloodline and the numbers with Roman Reigns.
01:59Then a little while later, I come across Seth Rollins in The Vision, I get cut off.
02:07Now, here we are again, Roman Reigns and the bloodline trying to stuff LA Knight back down
02:14to the bottom, but you can't do it.
02:18You're the greatest generation at one thing, being the two biggest vomits in this business.
02:24You wanna talk about what's great, you're great at manipulating numbers to hold guys like me down.
02:29But the bottom line is this, you can't stop me, you won't stop me.
02:34I will rise, because I must rise.
02:47You done?
03:01You know LA, I don't like you, but I respect you.
03:17I respect you, and I'll tell you why.
03:20You are a shining example of everything that I just described.
03:25You are hard work, you are grind, you are hustle.
03:29My friend, I believe your time will come.
03:37But right now, I cannot worry about you.
03:42Because I have to go to SummerSlam and get back a title that I never lost.
03:49And when I get that title back, if you wanna step to me one more time,
03:53you can be the first person I will put in the dirt.
04:02LA Knight shooting his shot tonight.
04:24That's the second or third, the bottom line is, I'll take it out there.
04:28Yeah, I will.
04:29Jimmy Uso, wait a minute, LA, turn around.
04:32Jimmy Uso with a kick right to the face.
04:36Yeah, every time, you miss him, my man.
04:40It's all that happened, my friend.
04:42Keep on making any of them back to back.
04:44Branker's got the knuckles.
04:46Paul's got the official distracted.
04:48Dawkins, I thought he was a sitting duck.
04:51Dawkins beat Branker to the punch.
04:53Here comes Ford.
04:55And Montez Ford, whoa!
04:58Branker take it out.
05:05Very frantically moving towards the knuckles.
05:08Wait a minute, Dawkins got the knuckles.
05:09Dawkins got the knuckles.
05:11Roman Paul's got the official distracted.
05:15Dawkins is gonna use the brass knuckles.
05:19And what the, wait, okay.
05:22Oh, and a low blow by Maxine Dupree.
05:27Cover by Theory.
05:29One, two, three, two, three.
05:31The Vision have won the tag team titles.
05:34What the hell?
05:35Here are your winners and new World Tag Team Champions.
05:44Austin Dupree Extra Breaker, the Vision.
05:50Coria, I thought Barry dumped her.
05:53Yeah, I don't stick my nose in other people's personal affairs.
05:58It's not very the lead.
05:59We've got new World Tag Team Champions.
06:09Oh, my goodness.
06:10Oh, my goodness is right.
06:13Let's go.
06:14Love wins, Cole.
06:18And now Sol Ruka.
06:20And Roxanne Perez, see, up on the apron now.
06:23Arguing with the official, Jessica Carr.
06:26And Liv Morgan.
06:27Ruka was going for the Sol Snatcher.
06:30Oh.
06:30Check Liv Morgan now.
06:33Coming to the aid of Raquel.
06:36Rodriguez.
06:38Oh.
06:39Is it enough for the win?
06:42Ruka still in it.
06:45And a look on Liv Morgan's face tells the tale.
06:49Absolute shock.
06:51Raquel is shocked as well.
06:53Roxanne Perez is livid.
06:58And here comes Liv Morgan's SummerSlam challenger.
07:03Well, the judgment they thought they took Io out.
07:06Here she is.
07:06Io off the barricade to take out Roxanne.
07:10And now Io and Liv Morgan going at it.
07:16Back kick drops the women's world champion.
07:19Io! Io! Io! Io! Io!
07:23Io! Io! Io!
07:23And a moonsault from the genius of the sky.
07:26Io! Io! Io! Io! Io! Io!
07:28And Rodriguez is taking her eye off the ball.
07:31Here comes Sol.
07:32Sol Snatcher by Sol Ruka, the cover.
07:36One, two, one, two, one, two, one.
07:38Retains the title.
07:41Here is your winner and still the women's Intercontinental Champion, Sol Ruka.
07:56But then you're here now to do your usual damage control
08:00And tell me about how great Brock Lesnar is
08:03And you keep writing all these checks that Brock probably cannot even cash
08:10Because that's what you are, Paul
08:12You've been reduced
08:14You're less than an advocate
08:16You're just a mouth
08:23And that's the thing about a mouth
08:26Mouths need to be fed
08:28But how can you feed if you have no head?
08:34That's why you're really out here
08:36Telling everybody how great Brock Lesnar is
08:39Preaching his accolades
08:40Telling us about Randy Cato and Undertaker
08:43When neither of those men are Uba Femi
08:48That's why you're here
08:52Because you're scared
08:55Once again, you are scared
08:58And you are here for damage control
09:01Every man knows when his time has come
09:04Whether it be the beginning or the end
09:08And trust me, Paul
09:09This is the end
09:12This is the final chapter
09:14This is where the book closes
09:17This is Uba Femi
09:19Versus Brock Lesnar
09:20In hell
09:21In a cell
09:26And what bigger stage to do it
09:28Than SummerSlam
09:30Minneapolis, Minnesota
09:31In front of his friends
09:33In front of his family
09:35In front of his wife
09:36Outbeat him
09:38In front of his children
09:42Because he has been the single thing
09:43That has stood between me and destiny
09:45Me and salvation
09:47And I've learned a very valuable lesson now
09:50You have to walk through hell
09:52In order to get to heaven
09:57So tell your clients
10:01I'll see him in hell
10:09Dragon Lee
10:10To the top rope
10:11Flying with fire
10:13But caught by Rusev
10:15Bang
10:18Now Rusev with a kick right to the face
10:20Dragon Lee's down
10:21And now it could be time
10:23To put him away
10:24The accolade
10:25Locked in by Rusev
10:27Will Dragon Lee tap out?
10:29And he has to
10:34And Rusev not letting go
10:36Of the accolade
10:37Dragon Lee tapping away
10:39Rusev's not caring
10:41For the referee
10:42May reverse the decision
10:43This could be really expensive
10:45For the Bulgarian
10:46Jack Gable coming to
10:48Thank goodness
10:52And Gable
10:56And Ethan Page
10:57From behind
11:01Dragon Lee's been taken out
11:03Page and Rusev now assaulting Gable after the fact
11:07And now Rusev
11:08We're gonna put the accolade on Gable
11:14Gable's defenseless
11:20Joe Hendry
11:23Can't believe
11:23While trapped in the accolade
11:25Gable must have said the name
11:26Joe Hendry
11:27Because here comes this knucklehead
11:28Well he's the part of the
11:29Oh baby
11:33Rusev sent over the top rope
11:38Henry with a fall away
11:40Slammed to Page
11:48Can you imagine Cole if Henry
11:50Were to challenge Penta at SummerSlam
11:52We'd have to hear an entire stadium singing
11:54Well he might not make it after that kick
12:00And now Ethan Page
12:02With a boom
12:03Oh my goodness
12:04Ego Plex
12:08Maige just gave the order
12:12And we're gonna meet the same fate as Gable and Dragon Lee
12:15The accolade once again locked in
12:18And now officials rushing out to the ring
12:20To try to separate Rusev
12:23Who has completely lost it
12:25And taken out everyone
12:35Come on officials get him out of there
12:38Good luck prying the grip of the Lion of Bulgaria
12:42A part not done yet
12:47Good luck in the gauntlet match against that madman next week
12:51Henry should have learned the cover to Manga Ranga
12:53The Saints have a lot of trouble
12:56Rusev building much needed momentum
12:58For the gauntlet match
13:01For a chance at the Intercontinental Championship
13:03At SummerSlam
13:04CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO, CEO
13:20blades recall the shortest role in its place
13:33beautiful
13:33Art
13:33GOats
13:33It's sing
14:34Is it a time world champion?
14:38Here is your winner, the new content-futed WWE Champion,
14:55the summer of Punk number two, circa 2026.
15:04Almost 15 years to the day that CM Punk won the WWE Championship.
15:11He wins it once again in his hometown of Chicago.
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