00:01And I know, I know there's a whole swath of the WWE Universe of pro wrestling
00:06fans who want this whole student teacher dynamic.
00:09But I ceased to be the student a long time ago and
00:12it wasn't when I won the WWE Championship.
00:14It's when I became a babysitter, when I had to reach over in the car,
00:18turn the volume down just to make sure he was breathing while he drooled all over
00:22himself.
00:23I am not the student, I am not afraid of Randy Orton and
00:28I am not walking in to my very first WrestleMania main event.
00:31You wanna bring up Fathers?
00:33I'm not mine, you're right.
00:35Stephanie McMahon, with all due respect, you're not yours either.
00:51Speed, put those down.
00:53You might wanna put those down, Speed.
01:01And Jay, gonna go up top.
01:04Jimmy, oh, runs into a right hand with a brush, knocks by Paul.
01:09Big Jim got absolutely smoked by Logan.
01:12Theory, oh my god, oh my god.
01:14Into the cover, we've got new tag team champions.
01:17Here are your winners and new World Tag Team Champions.
01:28Logan Paul and Austin Perry, The Vision.
01:35The camera's gonna punish Morgan.
01:42This is a woman who walked through hell and made it.
01:45Hey, wait a minute.
01:46From behind, Roxanne.
01:49Roxanne Perez is back.
01:51Hey, look at Roxanne go.
01:57And now Morgan and Roxanne double-teaming for Care.
02:05Perez has been out with injury for a number of months, but came back at the most opportune moment.
02:13A bullion under the chair.
02:21Now Carey is saying stay out of her way.
02:24We got a tag title match going on.
02:26Lyra sending to Charlotte and Alexa.
02:34My goodness.
02:40Legend has Nikki Bella spine first into the post.
02:47And Bayley now up on the apron.
02:51Caught by Legend and into the apron goes Bayley.
02:55And meanwhile, the tag championship match continues.
02:58Lyra now.
02:59Pop up and down.
03:01Goes Valkyria.
03:02Not with a headbutt, and now the queen.
03:05And this match isn't underway anymore.
03:08Alexa and Charlotte getting involved because of their hatred for the irresistible forces.
03:14Yeah, but there went Lyra and Bayley's opportunity to become champions.
03:18I can't blame the WWE fans fracking the way they are.
03:21We're in the middle of a great matchup tonight between these two,
03:24before the Bellas and Charlotte and Alexa got down here.
03:30Big kick.
03:31Ready?
03:31Rocks the jaw of Nia Jax.
03:33Bliss following up.
03:37We got a melee in Manhattan.
03:40Lyra sends Lash into the ropes.
03:43And a knee by Bayley.
03:45And now, Lash sent out.
03:54Well, that's at the Triple H.
03:56Cole Levesque is here, the CEO.
04:06Let's go!
04:09Go!
04:14Go!
04:16Go!
04:17Go!
04:34I understand Paul and Reveque trying to keep these two separate before WrestleMania.
04:40WrestleMania, you know it?
04:42That's where it comes from.
04:43That's where it comes from.
04:45Oh, no.
04:47Oh, no.
05:00This is familiar territory for Kofi.
05:05Precarious position for both superstars.
05:08Kingston wants a superplex.
05:10Penta hits him face first to the mat.
05:13Penta repositions.
05:15Mexican destroyer!
05:22Penta retains!
05:25Here is your winner, and still, the Intercontinental Champion, Penta!
05:35Reve, I'm impressed week after week with Penta.
05:37How can you not be?
05:38Well, Mr. Last Promoter Standing, then you also read in your email that as of this very second, Seth freaking
05:51Rollins is medically cleared to compete.
05:58Burn it down!
06:11Corey, look who's behind Heyman!
06:16No, Paul!
06:18Paul!
06:21Rollins with a chair!
06:24Down goes Heyman!
06:26Heyman!
06:28Wait a minute!
06:29Is that, yeah!
06:30It's Gunther!
06:31Gunther, Gunther, Gunther with a sleeper locked in on Rollins.
06:36Gunther attacking Rollins, he's not behind!
06:45Gunther, Gunther.
06:47Gunther, Gunther I was neverור belated ...
06:50Out to sleep.
06:51Gunther!
06:51Gunther, Gunther!
06:52And Rollins now fading!
06:55Gunther, Gunther, Gunther!
06:59Gunther, Gunther.
07:06Seth Rollins is out.
07:10Have a look in the future, look, shall we?
07:18That's what's running for you, Seth.
07:20He's going to scream in the pilot.
07:25Neo needs to keep her eye on the ball.
07:30She's had enough and she wipes out Asuka.
07:35Neo wiping out Asuka.
07:37Neo might have wiped herself out in the process.
07:41Again, explaining to Kyrie, I did this for you.
07:45Enough of the abuse from Asuka.
07:49I can't believe Neo is able to walk upright.
07:52Well, Raquel, though, we're gonna take advantage of the distraction.
07:56With a Tejada bomb.
07:59One, two, three.
08:01Raquel with the win.
08:04Well, CM Punk's not fooling around tonight.
08:08Punk's got his fifth tape and fire in his eyes.
08:14We might have a fight on our hands, Cole.
08:18Punk into the ring.
08:20Here we go.
08:20Out of the way.
08:22And Reigns and Punk going at one another.
08:25WrestleMania come early.
08:27Punk's with right hands.
08:34Reigns taking Punk down.
08:37CM Punk's gone off the deep end.
08:40And Roman Reigns now fighting back.
08:46Uh-oh.
08:48And Reigns now sending Pierce and all these officials everywhere.
08:54It's gonna be like Deja Vu like last week.
08:58And Punk, though, fighting back.
09:01And now it's Punk with Reigns up in a go-to-sleep position.
09:06And finally, some separation.
09:11Not for long.
09:1210-1.
09:14Penny Williams speared.
09:16Punk now.
09:20Again, we're all go-to-sleep connecting.
09:22A go-to-sleep to Reigns.
09:30No.
09:32Punk not done yet.
09:33Punk not done yet.
09:36Punk want to punish Roman.
09:40Well, Punk hasn't forgiven nor forgotten what happened last week right here at our announce desk.
09:47My God.
09:49And Roman now put through the table.
09:53Deja Vu.
09:54This time it's laid to the table.
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