00:11See that sign?
00:12It says WrestleMania Las Vegas.
00:14That is the biggest show of the year.
00:16The granddaddy of them all and Roman, we both have the tools to climb the ladder and
00:22make it to the pinnacle of this king's sport.
00:25The difference is my tools are self-made and they're sharpened to a deadly point.
00:31Through years of self-belief and hard work and sometimes spite, but
00:36always sacrifice and your tools, well, they're store bought and
00:41they're hand delivered and they're like you, they're plastic.
00:48See, back in the day,
00:49I was too young and stupid to really understand.
00:53But now I'm too rich and too old to give a damn.
00:56But I understand why this company, why TKO sends you, your beltless ass to Jimmy Fallon.
01:05It's because you're safe and you're boring and you're plastic and
01:11you're saccharine and you're manufactured and me, I'm dangerous because you never
01:17know what I'm going to do or what I'm going to say.
01:21Cuz I want all these families to come and
01:25watch me stand on Roman Reigns throat at WrestleMania.
01:30Because my name is CM Punk and I have approved this message.
01:42Boom.
01:43Boom.
01:48I know you're anger.
01:52On purpose threw speed in the night and now night is stalking I show speed and Paul's got
01:58a big ol' smile on his face.
02:00I was watching the titles.
02:01I don't know.
02:05Speed.
02:07You got nowhere to go.
02:11Jimmy and Jay are here.
02:16And speed caught with the tag titles.
02:20And speed, oh wow, trying to run away from L.A. night but caught.
02:29Speed screaming to Paul, help me, help me.
02:32Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me.
02:34Logan, Paul, but Barry from behind, from behind.
02:39Barry with a handful of tights and the distraction wins.
02:42Here is your winner, one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory.
03:01You want a six man tag at WrestleMania, is that right, L.A. Night?
03:05Yeah.
03:06No, no, no, no.
03:08Logan Paul, are you willing to
03:12step in the ring at WrestleMania in a six man tag?
03:15Yeah.
03:16Oh yeah, bro.
03:17Yeah.
03:18100%.
03:19Hey Speed, I told you, you should have went home.
03:22But now, you're going to WrestleMania.
03:25Cause it is official.
03:29Oh yeah.
03:31And the one thing.
03:31No, no.
03:32The one thing that's official.
03:33Is you three guys getting stomped out by the Usos and by L.A. Night, yeah.
03:42Well Speed stepped in it now.
03:45Because those heights that you soared to, I shattered those glass ceilings.
03:51And those doors that you ran through, I knocked them down for you.
03:59I'm not replaceable.
04:02Because ten years away and this company still kept calling.
04:06And those fans, they never forgot me.
04:11I know exactly who I am.
04:14I'm the Intercontinental Champion.
04:17I am your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler.
04:20I'm their favorite wrestler.
04:21And when you go home tonight, and you tuck your little girl into bed,
04:27and you ask her who her favorite wrestler is, she ain't gonna say Becky Lynch.
04:34She's gonna say AJ Lee.
04:41See you at Mania.
04:46If it is your intention, if it is your purpose to maintain a business
04:50relationship with Paul Heyman, if it is your intention to be a shield for Paul Heyman,
05:00then this may be business for you.
05:03But you have made it very personal for me.
05:13And here's the thing, Gunther.
05:17Uh-oh, uh-oh, look out.
05:18From behind, Gunther now knows.
05:21Oh, Seth has the sleeper.
05:24Had the sleeper.
05:25Went for the stomp.
05:27Gunther moves out of harm's way.
05:29Rollins down with a big boot to the face of Gunther.
05:33Here comes the visionary.
05:36And a suicide dive, and Rollins head over our announce table into the barricade.
05:40Not done yet.
05:41Down goes Gunther.
05:43Adam Pearce and these officials out here to separate these two.
05:49Well, it is obviously very personal to Seth Rollins,
05:53which I'm glad about because it is very personal to me as well.
05:58Just not for the reasons he's thinking of.
06:03And to you, you owe me so much more than a very big thank you.
06:33Down goes Americano.
06:35Keep your eyes on the Intercontinental Champion.
06:37No!
06:38Mexican Destroyer on the apron!
06:40Even Javon Evans couldn't believe it!
06:44Getting mousy!
06:46OG Connor!
06:52One, two, three!
06:57Here are your winners, the team of Dragon Lake, Javon Evans,
07:04and the Intercontinental Champion, Penta!
07:12How this ladder match at WrestleMania has the potential to be one of the greatest
07:19ladder matches in history.
07:24But last year, I missed WrestleMania due to an injury.
07:29And well, this year, I actually just spoke to Adam Pearce.
07:33And we both agreed on one thing.
07:38This ladder match at WrestleMania is missing one more person.
07:47It's missing Rey Mysterio.
07:56My Reycito, let's make history.
08:03Because I am Penta, the zero!
08:19The striking power.
08:21Uh-uh, look at Jane!
08:22They said, Jane Cargill goes right after her WrestleMania opponent
08:27and doesn't allow Io to make a tag.
08:31Jessica Carr busy admonishing, oh, Mee Chin and B-Fab.
08:39And now B-Fab looking at playing E.L. Skyler, turns it into a pinion combination.
08:43And E.L. picks up the win.
08:47Here are your winners.
08:53Rhea's defenseless here.
08:56Begging Cargill the hitter.
08:59And Jaden Spank goes out to E.L. Sky and Rhea helpless.
09:03Rhea's got to watch as Jaden Cargill unloads on her best friend with a kendo stick.
09:09Look at the shape of the kendo stick.
09:11Ripped apart against the flesh of E.L. Sky.
09:15I don't think anybody can deny at this point that Jaden Cargill is in Rhea's head.
09:24Jaden, will that be the fate of Rhea Ripley?
09:38And Brock Lesnar wasting a little time going after Alba Febby as Febby's trying to get in the ring.
09:44And now Alba driving Brock into the ring post.
09:48Febby caught the beast.
09:49Alba Febby thwarting the attack by Lesnar.
09:53The sneak attack.
09:55And now both men through a table as Alba Febby is mad at Lesnar.
09:59And Febby taking the fight to the beast.
10:02Got an army of security out here.
10:04But I don't know if it's going to be enough.
10:07Yeah, good luck.
10:08You're going to need the entire National Guard out here.
10:11Lesnar breaks free.
10:13Lesnar into the pile.
10:14Lesnar patted away on Febby.
10:22And Alba Febby, baby, free.
10:26And Febby into the fray.
10:27And Febby and Lesnar beat the hell out of each other.
10:37Oh, my goodness.
10:40Lesnar tossing furniture.
10:42Febby tossing furniture.
10:44Febby tossing furniture.
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