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Reggie, Figgy, and B Scott come up with their own Shark Tank ideas for JJ Watt, including a wild public restroom pitch.
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00:00and hey luke before you walk out of here from the text line 713 said uh delivery drivers would pay
00:05for that app that you just suggested yeah yeah yeah so they're not in here peeing in bottles
00:09that'd be fantastic yeah they probably already have the the lay of the land on the next truck
00:14stop but it ain't like it's a truck stop every at every exit per se and you know what the
00:19weird
00:20thing is in my brain i just added to it now we're doing like uh you know i guess uh
00:24peer-to-peer
00:25also bathrooms because i feel like people would be like well i'd be willing to allow my bathroom
00:29to be used for a nominal fee and so like in my mind i'm now i'm doing airbnb airbnb bathrooms
00:35yes
00:36airbnb bathrooms for a nominal fee like imagine you are in a bad situation you in the car
00:4475 cents to stop by one two three mulberry lane and use their bathroom right quick you tell me you're
00:49not spending that 75 yeah no it's a good business plan you know i'm saying like i feel like i
00:52would
00:52consider that boy capitalism is a mofo ain't it it got me really thinking outside making money
00:58off this bathroom i got yeah because you got a few of them too yeah you know what i mean
01:03i got
01:03three and a half bathrooms oh look at this guy make we make a lick bathroom flexing you want to
01:08go
01:08upstairs downstairs oh you can even get more for the mat for the for the primary bathroom the primary
01:13suite with that half bathroom you need a shower now do it matter if they got to go number one
01:18or
01:18number two you know you know that that's gonna factor in you know that we're getting the upcharge
01:23number you sitting down i'm going john with the spoon and friday you gotta go number one and number
01:27two oh number two hey you gotta go oh that's 20 oh you can get a discount if you clean
01:33up after
01:33yourself clean it clean up everything from any visible scrubbing hey look if they want the same
01:41price hey man you got to clean it up yourself man if you want that if you want that price
01:46it's gonna
01:47cost it's gonna cost more if i got to come in here and spray after you and i'm gonna throw
01:50in the
01:50transition um fee in there just like see this is why it's no longer gonna work we're already adding
01:56the fees before we got the thing off the ground guys and we're discriminating against people with
01:59poor digestive systems i feel like too um i yes i feel like we have already one ruin the ruin
02:05the
02:06plan that we've set up and two we have started the program talking about bathrooms which is not
02:10something that you should do i don't believe so let's pivot quickly to the program today on this
02:14wednesday you are indeed in the loop i'm reginald that turned into the drive
02:18we did we did thanks luke i think i think we did it in a more uh you know a
02:23more upstanding way
02:24i would hope talk about poop well now you did it so uh that's b scott in for jayla what's
02:30it
02:30i said the p word i don't know if there's is there a more delicate way of saying like a
02:37dead sound better number two is the best way because feces sounds a little too
02:42clinical and now we in a bad place you know what i mean yeah all the words that are coming
02:46to my head i do
02:47not want to repeat out loud on this microphone yeah yeah so no yeah actually the number two it
02:51is the p word is the uh kid friendly word i know that because my wife is a teacher okay
02:56it is the
02:57kid but it also is very clear and direct all right you know what i mean yeah yeah you're not
03:01gonna
03:01confuse that word correct for nothing else correct no we know exactly direct way and i've also heard
03:06that everybody poops i'm pretty sure that that's something that get out of town really yeah i've heard
03:09that can't confirm i've done my research on that that that's figgy fig on the ones and twos mind you
03:14if you did not know and you rolling with us here on this uh wednesday in various different ways like
03:19the folks who are saying that indeed number two is a premium uh bidet is also premium amenities
03:24charged that's a great point honestly i think first and foremost what we knew what we need to do
03:30in the loop llc needs to be established yeah right we need to we need because we come up with
03:35some
03:35ideas on this joint right here yeah and we need to start in the loop llc and then move forward
03:41with developing this idea because clearly there's something yeah because we can't copyright just our
03:45opinion on the radio anybody can just steal this stuff and we got to don't you dare we got to
03:49be
03:49a little bit more careful i see you i see you rolling down 59 right now don't you dare take
03:54this
03:54idea come on now come on now um i am i'm with that i'm doing a terrible job of getting
04:00the show off
04:00the ground this has actually been my favorite one so far this week i can't lie and i've enjoyed
04:05every moment of it i'm glad every time i get invited i thought we was all to a good start
04:09yes
04:11this is honestly very fun and i would like to keep going but there's something that we're supposed to
04:15be talking about here so talk with us line one three five seven two four six footballs around the
04:21corner that's right that's right that's right uh and but then also we appreciate you appreciate
04:26rather the mo kerryman jewelers for the live stream we keep it 100 the youtube page of sports radio
04:30610 the twitch chat is 610 houston i apologize if any of those keep going with uh apologize man
04:36i i have to it's a part of who i am i think you worked with me long you're telling
04:40people i'm
04:40sorry for having fun no i'm not sorry for having fun i'm sorry that the fun that we were having
04:45is
04:45around uh around toilet stuff yeah and then at the 936 is apparently eating hey maybe sometimes you
04:50might want to put the food down when you listen in the loop a little bit here and there man
04:53you never
04:53know what you're gonna get i don't keep eating because i i feel like we all know that the natural
04:57order of things is that you eat and then you digest yeah this is and then this is like gravity
05:02baby what goes up must come down i'm just saying you know you know now see here's the thing this
05:08is
05:08the dilemma that i have we have a few minutes and the conversation that i wanted to have here
05:12is one that i think is a little bit more robust than the time that we have so what do
05:18i do here
05:18oh we can make it work we can make it work we can make it work and we got a
05:22whole four hours
05:23we can come back to it we will we will come back we we own the whole four hour
05:26real estate damn it somebody said in the poop llc and it's good i hate it yes i hate that
05:33that's
05:33good i really do that would be an app i want it to not be good but it's good see
05:38the 713 gets us
05:40they say that that opening was important to society all right they get that we are doing community
05:44service here i i if i to be entirely honest right pulling the curtain back and like you know
05:50removing the facade i enjoyed that a lot it was very fun to start the show that way yeah i
05:55recognize
05:55that it it flouts kind of some of your ways and mores that you're supposed to handle in radio but
06:01you know it's the summer we all having a little fun so i was gonna say on a on a
06:04way on a random
06:05wednesday in july when the astros do what they're supposed to do and beat the nationals and you're
06:11still a couple of weeks outside of training camp they did beat the nationals and the rockets are
06:16having an embarrassingly quiet off season among nba standards this ain't a bad way to open the show
06:22yeah no fair enough and i'm having a good time fair enough uh from the 512 my grandma used to
06:26have
06:26the cushion toilet seat i remember those two dollars actually for the squad on that no no it's not two
06:31dollars for the cushion seat ain't no way in hell you know what i used to hate about the cushion
06:46seat
06:46maybe i'm too in my head i see that cushion especially if it's not my cushion oh that's a
06:52good and i'm just like i don't know what the hygienic nature of this is yeah what is that made
06:56out of
06:57who has been here how absorbent is it so on so forth i'm not gonna lie i was introduced to
07:02the
07:02cushion seat long before i had the proper appreciation for hygiene yeah so like age seven or eight
07:07at back whenever you're still the age where your parents have to still take it tell you to take a
07:11bath i was at that age when i was introduced to the cushion seat so i don't know if i
07:14ever thought
07:14about it like that you know i mean as an adult and again i don't see him as i haven't
07:17seen yeah
07:18i haven't seen one in years yeah did we get that out the game probably i think so i kind
07:22of like
07:23that might have been our grandma kind of like carpet in the bathroom remember we were doing that in
07:2670s and 80s it's like who thought that was a good idea was this yeah yeah i think we got
07:31rid of
07:31that yeah why were we doing that i say we like i was the one who had it all right
07:34my grandmother had
07:35it crazy they eventually got rid of that was gross yeah imagine your wet feet touching the carpet
07:41oh my god i feel bad enough wet feet on like just solid tile you know i mean that do
07:48i have to check
07:49my girl about that growing up man when you you could not track in the bathroom like absolutely not
07:54if somebody come in that bathroom after the floor better not be wet that's why you had the shower
07:58shoes and the and the uh what you call it the um the the robe you had all of this
08:03to make sure
08:03that you get dry for for real my girl's hygiene is on point but she'll sling some water across that
08:08bathroom and i'm like yo that's a lady for you i feel like i like i'm afraid i'm gonna get
08:13a
08:13whooping for this that's the type of stuff that mom would bring out the belt for you yeah you know
08:18you think your mom's gonna come to your house i'm worried that's called ptsd two things i won't do
08:24as an adult won't track water on the floor in the bathroom and i won't go in that woman's purse
08:38out of my purse i bring the whole purse this is absolutely not like just it's right in the south
08:43we've been in the south i mean you you're midwestern but even still i guess that translates i think
08:47it's all over yeah it might be i might be doing too much making it a southern thing i think
08:51it's
08:51both though because there's this idea that the man just shouldn't put his hand in a woman's purse
08:56generally correct but back in the day my mom was packing that 38 in there she didn't oh yeah she
09:01didn't want her son to find that five had not even considered that possibility but i guess it falls in
09:06line
09:06with the general idea is don't go looking for something that you don't want to know about which
09:09again falls into my general philosophy don't ask questions that you don't want answers exactly
09:14you know exactly um can you tell what happens when we don't like i feel like this is a direct
09:19correlation to us not having a world cup game to talk about right now i feel like that's how this
09:26happened i feel so seen i don't know if i felt that scene in a long time i feel like
09:33that is exactly
09:35how this happens we ain't got no world cup games to talk about i mean i guess we could talk
09:38about
09:38the fact that i think argentina is absolutely like they are in cahoots with fifa at this point
09:44because that argentina egypt match unfortunately we're watching it yesterday without any sound
09:48i think egypt got jobbed yeah it does it does seem that way it does appear that way and that's
09:54on top
09:55of you know well i guess this is part of what we're talking about the leonor messi of it all
09:59the messy of it all makes it messy correct and just to add a little thing that's a little bit
10:04messier tomorrow is when we get back to world cup play it is one game it is france versus morocco
10:09do you want to know what the nationality of the various different referees that are officiating this
10:15are oh are they german they are all i mean historically maybe uh they're all argentinian okay not not some
10:24of
10:24them they are all argentinian there's not a mix so who is this leaning towards who is this helping
10:30more in this match whoever messi say well i mean i feel like i feel like it would lean towards
10:34morocco
10:34because you don't want to see france that's why i was wondering is this like wwe or how adam silver
10:41want the best of the best yeah this this would feel like that would be a good game this would
10:45feel
10:45like the way that people feel about scott foster coming into games where they go oh okay i'm on the
10:50scale that's happening here now it might not be the case because killian mbappe and and dembele and
10:54elise are all just so damn good but uh let me ask you this that's the sprinkle you see how
11:00sprinkle
11:01a little sports on there has you see that here's a little bit more sports and i'll throw this question
11:04to you what has fifa done to earn the benefit of the doubt absolutely nothing like it's all of this
11:10skepticism not warranted no and this ain't more corrupt than like the nba wanting the nicks and
11:16the lakers in the in the finals of something like this this one more corrupt right here welcome
11:20welcome to the the way and i've said this before the way that i think a lot of people feel
11:25about
11:25college football right like oh man we get into the bcs and they're only just going to put in
11:30the teams with the big name or like the uh the the ncaa uh tournament selection they're just putting
11:36in big brands welcome to the big brand of fifa baby we here we are here baby enjoy enjoy
11:43enjoy that
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