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00:00:08and i'm telling you honey that crowd was d-e-a-d dead wasted all my best lines fuck bingo
00:00:14anyhow
00:00:15i got my money and i refuse to let this look go to waste we outside tonight
00:00:22well you know it's young party tonight what you used to love young party
00:00:28though i'm a sentimentalist kill me right now i'm on my way to church
00:00:35oh the usual you know put a little money in the collection box light a candle for nana
00:00:40pray yes bitch to god after the day that i've had i need a word with her
00:01:12here you go girl i know it ain't easy working for tips
00:01:24lord in here
00:01:28sorry girl
00:01:32choir daddy 69
00:01:34oh i'm about to get man laid by a lay man
00:01:46choir daddy are you here
00:01:51it says you are
00:01:53it's me your right swipe
00:01:55i'm here to play your organ
00:02:11all right come on now anticipation is great and all but i gotta get my gels done in an hour
00:02:18so let's go
00:02:24oh my god somebody needs a band-aid or something
00:02:38oh hi you are stiff
00:02:43oh my god
00:02:48oh my god
00:02:55oh my god
00:02:58oh my god
00:03:02dance
00:03:10back door cracked we don't need a key
00:03:14we get in for free
00:03:16no b-i-p sleeve
00:03:18drink that kool-aid follow my lead
00:03:22now you're one of us
00:03:24you're coming with me
00:03:25it's time to kill the lights and shut the dj down
00:03:32this place about to feel like you're taking over
00:03:37no one's getting out
00:04:04go go go go go go go go
00:04:06go insane go insane,
00:04:08make it rain
00:04:22This is a hospital. It's not a cabaret. No, it's not. Yes, ma'am. Go to room 420. Your
00:04:28patient is a little impatient.
00:04:30I want it. You don't want that? Okay. Good morning, Sleeping Beauty. I brought Jell-O
00:04:50shots. Okay, I gotta get out of here. Wait, wait, okay. Hold on a minute. No, where's
00:04:57my stuff? Let me help you. Okay, easy, easy, easy. Hold on. Give me a hand. Give me a hand.
00:05:02Easy. You all right? Okay. Lay back down. All right. Hello, Jason. Jane. Jane. My name's
00:05:10Jane. I just, I haven't done all the paperwork because I've been busy not breathing. Well,
00:05:19Miss Jane, I'm really happy to see you awake. You got anybody I can call, text,
00:05:28Snapchat? No, no, no, no. I'm not, I don't, I'm not from around here. But I feel really
00:05:32good, so I can just, if you just give me my stuff, I'll just get out of here. Okay. How
00:05:39about we make a deal? Want more of these sunny D's and meanwhile, we'll try to figure out
00:05:44how to get you all cleaned up. What flavor's the Jell-O? Cut, the love of God, cut! Cut a
00:05:54line,
00:05:55cut a bitch, cut a quick edit for your blooper reel, maybe? It's step, step, stay in the corner.
00:06:03No. No, your place. Honey, this stage is too damn small. Kelsey, Kelsey! I'm so sorry,
00:06:11Jinzy. There have been some dropouts, and so Dre said to give Nico a chance. Yeah,
00:06:16leave me without a busboy. Oh, I'll rub your bar down anytime, Slim Jim. Be my guest.
00:06:23Kelsey! My bestie just texted me about a last minute gig nearby that pays more than my rent,
00:06:28so I gotta run. I'm so sorry. Please, please, Captain Kelsey. I love you. Oh, what the freak is
00:06:33happening tonight? Ooh. Okay, um, everybody, take five. And, uh, doors are really soon. Where are you, Dre?
00:07:02Uh, one second. Hey, Yasmin! Hey! Uh, what's your ETA? Dre, I can't come. I'm sick. You're what?
00:07:24Ah, Yasmin, come on, babe. Uh, you gotta pull through. You're the star of the show. You don't
00:07:29even have to perform. You just hand out candy. Dre, I'm... Uh, I'll have you home by 10.
00:07:36Achoo! Okay, okay, Yasmin. Feel better, all right?
00:07:43That's right. Way too sick for your lower and plate-out bar party.
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:55Perk up, Yasminis. I know you were expecting me at yum, but I'll be coming to you live from the
00:08:01VIP lounge at Glitter Bitch. Glitter Bitch Vodka, darlings. Sip, sip.
00:08:13Mmm. Who makes that god-awful shit?
00:08:17Mmm. How's my eye? Smoky enough?
00:08:21Texas barbecue smoky. Olsen twins house party smoky. Total smoke show.
00:08:27All right, bitch, give me a look at me. Do you have any bars?
00:08:32You still owe me $150 from last weekend. Add it to my Tab Tab?
00:08:37Jax. Girl. Oh, you can just give me a... No.
00:08:40Because I still need to make my money. Bitch, I'm gonna pay you. Why don't you trust me?
00:08:44No, and apparently this is supposed to be a good batch. Oh, period. Well, I'll be the judge of that.
00:08:51Uh, don't pass out before my number. I'm a professional. Besides, things can change.
00:08:59You gotta stay flexible.
00:09:02All right. Says the girl who can't do a full split.
00:09:05Bitch, I can do a jazz split. You know, like that little half thing?
00:09:07Yeah, honey. Nobody does that.
00:09:08Girl, it works.
00:09:10What's good, y'all? It's your girl, Nico, aka Scramptious, your Bushwick baby queen.
00:09:15Come on in, y'all. Hey, Tabby. Thank you for the great song, boo-boo.
00:09:19They're coming to get you, Barbara.
00:09:22I'm debuting at Yum tonight with my dear friend, Yasmine.
00:09:29Scramptious? What the hell?
00:09:30Who's that?
00:09:32Uh, he's just a friend.
00:09:35It's my dealer. The one who gave me the offices.
00:09:39They're performing with Yasmine tonight.
00:09:41Yasmine?
00:09:42Yeah, you know Yasmine. She's like the world famous, sort of famous for being so beautiful.
00:09:48Mm-hmm, Yasmine.
00:09:50Cheekbones.
00:09:51Mm-hmm.
00:09:51Okay, you're familiar. You've heard of her.
00:09:53Oh, I know, know Yasmine.
00:09:55Kind of iconic that you know her.
00:09:57I used to be a fixture at Yum Party. She and I, we were a part of this core group,
00:10:01ride or die.
00:10:03Dre, the producer. We were close. And oof, that was another life. Another time.
00:10:13Wait, so you know where they are. Can you get me to Nico?
00:10:19You just had a hot make-out session with Death and now you're trying to find your drug dealer?
00:10:23No, I'm just trying to tell them they have a bad batch.
00:10:25Ow.
00:10:26No.
00:10:27Jeez Louise.
00:10:28Pam, can you swing a double tomorrow?
00:10:30Sure thing, boss Lizzie.
00:10:32Okay, your dedication is starting to worry me.
00:10:34I told you. I'm in my adulting era.
00:10:37Okay, well, adults need dinner.
00:10:39Ooh, thank you big mama.
00:10:41Not a mama yet.
00:10:43Call available nurses to the front desk. Call nurses to the desk immediately.
00:10:47She's trying. For a baby.
00:10:51God, straight people are so cringy.
00:10:54Not straight, but I'm still cringing. Lizzie and wifey. Secret Disney adults.
00:11:02The ears, the whole damn thing.
00:11:04Oh my god. Like, what did we fight for?
00:11:07Right? If Marsha could see it.
00:11:12More jello, please.
00:11:13Oh, I gotcha.
00:11:23Please. Fuck, totally. Fuck.
00:11:26Sorry, what? What's happening?
00:11:27Uh, Yasmine's bailed.
00:11:29DJ's M.I.A. and, um, toilet still clogged.
00:11:33I knew Jimmy wasn't going to fix it. Didn't I tell you Jimmy wasn't going to fix it?
00:11:35Dre, babe, take your breath. Yum wasn't supposed to be forever.
00:11:39Remember? You know, maybe it's time to move on.
00:11:41I don't want to leave Yum on a low note.
00:11:43I can't do that to Kelsey and the girls.
00:11:45It's my legacy here.
00:11:47When Yasmine's a no-show, these Brooklyn games are going to call me a gaslighter.
00:11:50It's going to roll in my brain.
00:11:51Yasmine's not coming, huh? Sounds like you're up Schitt's Creek, babe.
00:11:54Yasmine bailed.
00:11:58Thanks. Supportive.
00:11:59I could send Sam.
00:12:00I mean, I could ask him.
00:12:01No, no, no.
00:12:02No, no, no. Don't tell her that.
00:12:04He is good.
00:12:05You're being messy. I'm not-
00:12:06Yeah, he's a legend.
00:12:07Don't say that now.
00:12:08I want an infeneration talent.
00:12:10In such a motherfucking pain in my ass.
00:12:12Well, I think he would do it.
00:12:14No, Lizzie, I can't hold his hand tonight, okay?
00:12:16I can't risk him ditching me again.
00:12:18Okay, maybe you should just-
00:12:19Baby, baby.
00:12:21You're solutioning again, okay?
00:12:22And I just need to vent, remember?
00:12:24Fine. Then I won't tell you how I fixed your other problem.
00:12:27Do what?
00:12:28The toilet.
00:12:29Barry's on his way.
00:12:30You're welcome.
00:12:31Barry, no, Barry, your brother, Barry.
00:12:32Oh, shit. Okay, I gotta go.
00:12:34Everything's gonna be fine.
00:12:34I will be there tonight.
00:12:35Hey, Lizzie, no, fuck, no!
00:12:37What the hell is that?
00:12:38That's a big-ass bunny.
00:12:48Fucking Barry.
00:12:49Don't get your panties in a bunch, but it's a man and a woman.
00:12:51What the fuck is so complicated about that?
00:12:53And nobody knows the true dangers of these hormonal cocktails, you know what I mean?
00:12:56Turning men into ladies, turning ladies into god knows what untoward things.
00:13:00And you think these Democrats in Albany are gonna do a thing about it?
00:13:02Democrats, you know what I mean, Joey?
00:13:05This Polly Benedetto would be a man about it.
00:13:07Happy.
00:13:08No diatribes tonight, okay?
00:13:09Just fix the toilet.
00:13:11Whoa!
00:13:13Hi.
00:13:13I'm here.
00:13:14Everything's fine.
00:13:15Nothing is fine!
00:13:17Oh, okay.
00:13:19Sorry.
00:13:21Just call me.
00:13:28Kelsey.
00:13:30Hello to you, too.
00:13:55Oh, ladies.
00:13:58Looking gorgeous.
00:13:59Finally.
00:14:00She decides to grace us for their presents.
00:14:02Damn, okay.
00:14:03Kelsey, brief me.
00:14:04So, Jimmy won't budge on the 70-30 bar split.
00:14:07La Toilette is a disaster.
00:14:09And our go-go boy just went-went.
00:14:13That's it?
00:14:14Okay, I'll deal with Jimmy.
00:14:16Barry.
00:14:16Toilette.
00:14:17Yeah, I'm gonna snake it, but there better not be anything like freaky and fucking untoward in there, all right?
00:14:23Hey, you came with Yasmeen, because I was trying to film a little entree.
00:14:27We still entree.
00:14:28New before my sexy.
00:14:29Yum, damn, yum.
00:14:30What did she just say?
00:14:31Okay, team yum.
00:14:33Let's huddle.
00:14:35Grown man with man parts coming through.
00:14:46So, you look great.
00:14:50Yasmeen's not coming.
00:14:51Fuck you, Jack.
00:14:53But I already tagged her on my schedule.
00:14:55Pause.
00:14:57Miss Dre, you're telling me that I'm hosting and headlining tonight?
00:15:01Oh, and all for the same yum price?
00:15:04Okay, Kenzie Tonic, you know exactly how to entertain this crowd, all right?
00:15:08It doesn't matter if you're up there for five minutes or 95 minutes.
00:15:11You will have them eating out of your hand.
00:15:13Um, excuse me, don't forget about me.
00:15:15I'm gonna have them eating out too.
00:15:16Bitch who?
00:15:17Ugh, girl.
00:15:18And we have Nico here.
00:15:20I love your vibe, kid.
00:15:21Tonight we're gonna launch your career.
00:15:24Look, just call me scrum chef.
00:15:26But exactly, like, that's what I've been saying.
00:15:30I was born ready.
00:15:34Wow, beautiful.
00:15:35I love it.
00:15:36Look, you all are unique.
00:15:37Yes.
00:15:38You're brave.
00:15:39You're fantastic.
00:15:40This is gonna be an unforgettable night.
00:15:42Kelsey, open the doors.
00:15:43But we're not ready.
00:15:45We're never ready.
00:15:46It's how it always starts.
00:15:49Open the doors.
00:16:03Doesn't it feel good?
00:16:04Doesn't it feel right?
00:16:06Doesn't it?
00:16:07Doesn't it?
00:16:09You want this guy to have?
00:16:11You want this money, right?
00:16:13You want the power back?
00:16:15I wanna see you try it.
00:16:17It's kind of sexy.
00:16:19Oh, babe, look.
00:16:20Let's bank some pics for pride.
00:16:22Pics?
00:16:25Hi.
00:16:28Hi.
00:16:29I'm like obsessed with you.
00:16:30I love you.
00:16:31What's your name again?
00:16:33Babe, chin down.
00:16:34Sorry.
00:16:34Chin down.
00:16:35Yeah?
00:16:35Could you look like you like her a bit?
00:16:40Higher.
00:16:41A little bit lower.
00:16:42Just a little lower.
00:16:43Higher.
00:16:44Now lower.
00:16:45Slay, mama.
00:16:46Slay.
00:16:47Let me see you.
00:16:48You should go to the photo with me.
00:16:49I look stupid.
00:16:50Everyone with a dick stick.
00:16:50Why didn't you tell me that I was kidding?
00:16:54Speaking of crushes, oh my god.
00:16:57It looks like Bushwick's beautiful people are out tonight.
00:17:00Are beautiful people?
00:17:02Yes!
00:17:03They're alive tonight.
00:17:04Oh, yes, they are.
00:17:06Yes, they are.
00:17:07So many beautiful people.
00:17:08I've only had like 200 pre-sales.
00:17:11Where's everybody?
00:17:13Well, the moon is opposing your Neptune in Aries.
00:17:17Which could be a very chaotic trine.
00:17:20But Saturn is no friend of ours, the great malefic.
00:17:24And this is her work.
00:17:27I can only laugh.
00:17:29And so can Chani.
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:38Relax, you're gonna get your money.
00:17:40The night is young-ish.
00:17:42Yeah, well, I better.
00:17:43I'm down three G's in the last hour.
00:17:45Fucking luge coin.
00:17:46Tried to warn you about crypto, bro.
00:17:48Well, your party's on thin ice, bro.
00:17:51Oh, speaking of ice.
00:17:55My fiance is a lawyer.
00:17:59Maybe it's time you get a job like that, huh, Dre?
00:18:01I'm not really one for the rat race.
00:18:03Here's your car, freak.
00:18:04Stop.
00:18:04I thought I poisoned them all.
00:18:06That's a big one.
00:18:07No, nature finds a way.
00:18:08Dude, where the fuck?
00:18:09Throw it away.
00:18:09I'm not in that trash.
00:18:11What are you doing?
00:18:12It's a trash jam.
00:18:13No, dumpster.
00:18:13It wasn't a dumpster.
00:18:14It's not gonna come back to life.
00:18:15I don't know.
00:18:15Jesus Christ.
00:18:16Not right.
00:18:17Well, not tonight, though.
00:18:19Disgusting.
00:18:20You're disgusting.
00:18:21Yo, I cannot be the only one who had a crush on the crucified Christ.
00:18:24Come on now.
00:18:25He was half dead, but he was well, huh?
00:18:30That's funny.
00:18:31I like this guy.
00:18:32Who is this guy?
00:18:33She.
00:18:34And who are you again?
00:18:36Yeah, fine.
00:18:37I'm Barry.
00:18:39Dre's my sister's wife, I guess.
00:18:42I don't know.
00:18:42Wait, was he going through?
00:18:43Green Room John?
00:18:44I'm not done cleaning up in there.
00:18:45They.
00:18:46No, it was the guy that was just here.
00:18:47Mm-mm.
00:18:48They.
00:18:49Yeah, the one guy.
00:18:51She is a drag queen.
00:18:53They are non-binary.
00:18:55And you are behind.
00:18:58So kindly, catch the fuck up.
00:19:02I can't keep up with this shit.
00:19:05Hey, Dre, you got some motley crew here.
00:19:09Are you talking to people?
00:19:12Don't cheer up, Dre.
00:19:13Sparse is like a vibe.
00:19:15Think of it as, like, exclusive.
00:19:17You know what I'm saying?
00:19:19You don't like yourself.
00:19:20Don't tell me.
00:19:21Don't tell me.
00:19:21Don't tell me.
00:19:22Don't tell me.
00:19:23Don't tell me.
00:19:24Don't tell me.
00:19:24Oh, ladies and gentlemen.
00:19:27We are fixing to have us a resurrection tonight.
00:19:31Sam Ante is in the house, y'all.
00:19:34Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:19:35Y'all came on a great night.
00:19:37Lizzie, what did you do?
00:19:37Let's get this ham in the oven and a show on the road.
00:19:40Welcome to your party, y'all.
00:19:42Oh, Sam.
00:19:44Oh, Sam.
00:19:50Hold on.
00:19:51Who's this?
00:19:52Listen, Dre, I know it's been a minute since we talked,
00:19:55but I want to apologize about the...
00:19:56No, stop.
00:19:57You're here now.
00:19:58And it's going to be great, right?
00:20:00What could be better than the long-awaited return of Samantze?
00:20:05Say who's that?
00:20:06Let everybody know, okay?
00:20:07Get online, live tweet.
00:20:10Samantze is here.
00:20:11Girl, Samantze is literally inside this tire release.
00:20:14I need a green room.
00:20:16You know the way.
00:20:24Okay, Google, who is Samantze?
00:20:27Samantze.
00:20:28Was there really a woman in his back?
00:20:41Christ.
00:20:46Fucking rats.
00:20:53Good night, sweet prince.
00:21:26Hey, the entrance for the club's out front, pal.
00:21:34Excuse me.
00:21:35You all right?
00:21:39Miss, I'm talking to you.
00:21:40Ma'am, madam, your lady's ship.
00:21:42Sweetheart.
00:21:43You okay?
00:21:48All right.
00:21:50Live your life.
00:21:52And I fucking hate Brooklyn.
00:21:58That's why I hate going to say this to people.
00:22:00It takes all the fucking money.
00:22:11Simone, say alliancé knows Cartier.
00:22:15Aren't you a sight that makes my eyes sore?
00:22:18Chinsley timing.
00:22:20You don't look a day over 50.
00:22:22Pounds overweight.
00:22:29Get in here.
00:22:31All right.
00:22:32Oh, honey.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:34Now get me out of this peep dress.
00:22:35I'm practically pre-diabetic.
00:22:38Hot.
00:22:38Is everyone hot?
00:22:39Okay, great.
00:22:40Uh, there's a sign.
00:22:42Oh.
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:50So, Miss Anse Anse bitch who's in my seat.
00:22:56What's your tea?
00:22:58You were starting to rise and then suddenly fell off the face of the earth?
00:23:01Vanished?
00:23:03Went poop?
00:23:04Shut your damn bus, boy.
00:23:06Who raised you?
00:23:07Look, all I'm saying is,
00:23:08Sam Anse, a fan favorite, no show at Yumfest.
00:23:12Like, it's the first hit when I Google you.
00:23:14So, what's your name again?
00:23:21Scrumptious.
00:23:22It's a pleasure.
00:23:24Oh, I've heard of you.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:29Don't be jealous, Miss Bitch.
00:23:31It's very unbecoming.
00:23:34Okay.
00:23:36Next act ready in five.
00:23:38Thank you, five.
00:23:39Yo, I'm third, right, Captain Kells?
00:23:41Because I am not going nuts, okay?
00:23:44Why are you walking away from me?
00:23:45You can't hear me.
00:23:46I'm speaking at loud volume, bitch.
00:23:48Oh.
00:23:50And you?
00:23:52Didn't anyone teach you to call your mother?
00:23:54I, no, I'm sorry.
00:23:56I've just been in my head a lot lately.
00:24:00Tell me what happened that night.
00:24:02I was backstage.
00:24:04I heard the people chanting my name.
00:24:06My demons got a little loud.
00:24:08I dipped.
00:24:10So I got the door.
00:24:11You balked.
00:24:12It happens.
00:24:14Dre was pissed.
00:24:16She told you.
00:24:17Full volume, pacing.
00:24:19Now you just gotta get back up on that stage.
00:24:20There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:24:22I've never had stage fright.
00:24:24Never.
00:24:24Not even when I was a kid.
00:24:26Not until that night.
00:24:27And they wanted me.
00:24:29They were hungry for me.
00:24:30And I, I just couldn't.
00:24:31Hey, Pete.
00:24:33Drag is not life or death.
00:24:36It's fun.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:38What do you say you and me,
00:24:40we go back out there.
00:24:41We kill it.
00:24:44Huh?
00:24:45Let's have some fun.
00:24:48Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:50Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:52Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:54Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:54Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:56Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:56Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:57Simone stays in the house, y'all.
00:24:57But she's not wearing my wig.
00:24:58No, she ain't wearing your wig.
00:25:10Wait, what worked, babe?
00:25:1335 likes.
00:25:14I don't even have a verification badge. I'm gonna kill myself.
00:25:17Babe, you can buy verification.
00:25:19Yeah, but I want to get it natural like my ass and tits, okay?
00:25:21My sister, Bran Dambo for luge coin,
00:25:23me working my skinny little natural ass off for nothing.
00:25:26The algo hates me.
00:25:27Sucks, babe. You're way older than your hot sister.
00:25:30I know, okay.
00:25:31So, first I'm gonna do a pouty face,
00:25:33then you're gonna kiss my neck,
00:25:35then I'm gonna flash you,
00:25:37and then you're gonna like,
00:25:39do a little gasp emoji sort of thing.
00:25:41I feel like that'll be cute.
00:25:42Okay, ready?
00:25:43Kissy!
00:25:57Don't be crying.
00:25:58Baby, look at me now.
00:26:00Bitches gotta drink.
00:26:02Fuck it, I couldn't have a drink.
00:26:04Oh, I gotta earn.
00:26:05Bitches like you never learned.
00:26:08Drop in that top.
00:26:10Give me the head up.
00:26:11Give me my cup.
00:26:13Flex in the club.
00:26:15Drop in that top.
00:26:17Give me the head up.
00:26:18Don't take it all.
00:26:35Drop in that cup.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:40angef Komm!
00:26:46Get out of here,
00:27:01You okay?
00:27:02You okay?
00:27:08Fine.
00:27:11So pretty.
00:27:15You need a little inspiration.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:25Oof.
00:27:26Ass off, folks.
00:27:48Really freaky shit happening in Manhattan.
00:27:50Joey, what's it looking like out there?
00:27:52Joey!
00:27:54Hey, Joey!
00:27:55Get the fuck off of me!
00:27:57What?
00:27:57What?
00:27:57Why is it you need this?
00:27:59Ow!
00:28:00You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:02You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:04You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:05Why waste your time?
00:28:06You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:08You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:10You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:12You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:17You know you're gonna be mine.
00:28:50I still am single if you want to come try, Jimmy.
00:28:53Jimmy, Jimmy, we got a problem.
00:28:55Somebody have to just...
00:28:57Ah, bitch!
00:29:00Shit!
00:29:00Wait, get that out!
00:29:02Hey!
00:29:05Hey!
00:29:07Everybody get back!
00:29:10Oh my God!
00:29:13Fuck.
00:29:22All right, everybody up!
00:29:25Let's play out!
00:29:25Move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it!
00:29:28Okay, go, go, go, go!
00:29:30That was unintended.
00:29:32Axa, come on, girl.
00:29:33I got a piece of Vienna!
00:29:35Why not?
00:29:37What the fuck is going on out there?
00:29:39Kelsey, he stood on the bar!
00:29:41Andrew, and the...
00:29:42What the fuck is happening in this bar right now?
00:29:44All right, all right.
00:29:45There's fucking blood everywhere!
00:29:46All right, all right, Nana.
00:29:47Come on, you'll be all right.
00:29:48Let's go.
00:29:50Whatever's out there, it's not that bad.
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:53First aid kit!
00:29:55We gotta secure the premises!
00:29:57Barry, you are in that case.
00:29:58Calling an ambulance.
00:30:09Holy fuck.
00:30:11Who had an act?
00:30:14What the fuck is happening?
00:30:16What is this, a prop?
00:30:17I'm screaming, that is it.
00:30:18Okay, um, I need duct tape and capizios.
00:30:22Jimmy, I need vodka and a clean rag, and I mean clean.
00:30:24My station?
00:30:25I don't know.
00:30:25You remember me, I'm Sam, okay?
00:30:27We're gonna be fine, right?
00:30:28Right, okay, just breathe the wind.
00:30:31Right, right, right.
00:30:32We gotta close this fucking door!
00:30:34Kelsey, tell me something special about you.
00:30:36Hold on, I can't.
00:30:36Oh, I'm captain of the Gen Z float.
00:30:40Oh, hell, for pride.
00:30:42All right, aye, aye, aye, captain, okay.
00:30:44Hey, girl.
00:30:44Uh, how's your crew?
00:30:46Don't know, what you gonna do with those?
00:30:46The builders are incredible.
00:30:51It's their geniuses, but the talent has been nonstop.
00:30:55You calling me, okay?
00:30:57It is nonstop, baby.
00:30:58I am nonstop.
00:30:59I swear to God, there's something very bad happening out there.
00:31:01You threw an axe at my intern, you ass.
00:31:03I know, I'm sorry.
00:31:04It was an accident, sweetheart.
00:31:05Can you just call Izzy, please?
00:31:06This does not feel good.
00:31:07You're the talent.
00:31:08The talent?
00:31:09Uh-huh.
00:31:09Well, it's been nonstop drama, especially me.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:14Oh, my God.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:16I'm happily in Nancy.
00:31:20Honey, you want a drink?
00:31:22That'll grow up.
00:31:24Can somebody please call 911?
00:31:25I keep getting a busy signal.
00:31:28What?
00:31:28What?
00:31:29What the hell?
00:31:30Oh, shit.
00:31:31It's an emergency alert.
00:31:33Multiple aggravated assault.
00:31:36All five burrows.
00:31:37No motive established.
00:31:39Shelter in place.
00:31:45I'm not trying to stay here with y'all.
00:31:50If you just don't even know me.
00:31:52Shelter in place.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58Oh, you're not gonna...
00:32:01Oh, God.
00:32:03Girl.
00:32:04Calm down.
00:32:05I would give you a drink, but...
00:32:07Stop.
00:32:07I'm pregnant.
00:32:09Like, on purpose?
00:32:12Oh, shit.
00:32:13Sorry.
00:32:17Something very bad is going on.
00:32:22Andrea, I'm telling you, that thing was not human.
00:32:25You do not call me that.
00:32:27That was not fucking human!
00:32:28It didn't look right to me, Dre.
00:32:29No.
00:32:30It was clawing at people.
00:32:32It bit that little dancer kid.
00:32:33That's why I threw the axe.
00:32:34You think I'm fucking crazy?
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:37What?
00:32:37Had a face like, uh...
00:32:39Like a corpse?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42Or like an alien or something.
00:32:44Maybe it was a lizard person.
00:32:45I read about them.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:32:48This is a nightclub.
00:32:50Someone gets out of hand, you deal with it.
00:32:52Like a normal person.
00:32:53That's not what it looked like, Dre.
00:32:55Disco lights?
00:32:56Uh, dark dance floor?
00:32:57Fucking fog machines?
00:32:58None of you know what you saw.
00:33:00Looks like we're not the only ones who saw some shit.
00:33:02Yeah, my feet is wall-to-wall panic horn right now.
00:33:05Nothing, nothing.
00:33:10No.
00:33:13Good to see you.
00:33:14See that?
00:33:18I got some chains behind the bar.
00:33:20Yes!
00:33:26Is that what I think it is?
00:33:28It's still legal in the city.
00:33:30Holy shit!
00:33:31No.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Neither of you knows how to handle that.
00:33:34Put it down.
00:33:35Hey!
00:33:35I do.
00:33:37Oh, yeah?
00:33:37Yeah.
00:33:38Okay, show me.
00:33:39Why don't we follow the protocol, okay?
00:33:41We all remember the basics.
00:33:43Shelter and play begin with cocktail hour.
00:33:47I want to go home.
00:33:49Yeah, we're good here, Kelsey.
00:33:51Dre's right.
00:33:52You all should stay here, and I should get back to the hospital.
00:33:54...that a young woman attempted to...
00:33:56Bye!
00:33:57Enchante!
00:33:58Y'all might effing head off on this F&B train.
00:34:01Yes, harrowing account.
00:34:03And...
00:34:04And now we're going live to the mayor.
00:34:06Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all!
00:34:07It's the mayor.
00:34:10We'll be doing this?
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:12Uh, terrific.
00:34:13This guy.
00:34:13My fellow New Yorkers, nobody, nobody needs to be outside right now except essential workers.
00:34:20You know, NYPD, Con Ed, the pizza guy.
00:34:24Mayor, we're getting reports that sound like something out of a horror movie.
00:34:27Um, all right, all right, all right, all cool.
00:34:30We've all heard the rumors, but let me be perfectly clear.
00:34:32This is not a George Romero movie.
00:34:35There is no such thing as a zombie, okay?
00:34:38I told you.
00:34:39So, just shelter in place.
00:34:41Stay calm.
00:34:42It's George Romero, Maymay!
00:34:47Look, this will all blow over, all right?
00:34:49Stay strong, New York.
00:34:51Strongly...
00:34:52Well, that was the mayor joining us from...
00:34:55Oh, God!
00:34:56Will I stop doing this?
00:34:57Or, like, pass some of those surging hormones on to me?
00:35:01I wish.
00:35:02You take anything?
00:35:03Uh, yeah.
00:35:04I have an estrogen guy, okay?
00:35:06At least he tells me it's estrogen.
00:35:08You know, you could get a script, and not just a guy.
00:35:11Oh, yeah.
00:35:12Like, I could go to a hospital, like this hospital.
00:35:14Like, where everybody fucking deadnames me, and pokes me, and prods me.
00:35:18I am not interested.
00:35:20Attention all staff and patients before the cafeteria.
00:35:24I repeat.
00:35:25If you are able, report to the cafeteria.
00:35:30Fuck that.
00:35:31We're getting out of here.
00:35:33Thanks.
00:35:36Mr. Miller?
00:35:36You're awake?
00:35:38Is that an arm?
00:35:39Oh, my God!
00:35:40Oh, God!
00:35:41What the fuck?
00:35:41Oh, my God!
00:35:42I don't know!
00:35:43I don't know!
00:35:44Oh, my God!
00:35:45Dad!
00:35:45Fuck you!
00:35:46God!
00:35:47This is the worst.
00:35:48This is the worst.
00:35:48This is the worst.
00:35:51What the fuck?
00:35:54That was kind of sexy.
00:35:56Softball.
00:35:57Third base.
00:35:58College World Series.
00:36:00Come on.
00:36:00Let's go.
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:01Him running with a job.
00:36:03My father would be so proud.
00:36:05You have got the mother's touch.
00:36:10You have got the mother's touch.
00:36:16I'm proud.
00:36:19I'm proud.
00:36:30I'm proud.
00:36:35We are going to stay here and let whatever's happening out there play itself out.
00:36:40Nico, Ginzy, I need you to gather supplies.
00:36:42Water, anything edible you can find.
00:36:44Please and thank you.
00:36:46Barry, why don't you secure the premises or whatever?
00:36:51Yeah, I did.
00:36:52Hey, who put you in charge?
00:36:54Barry, how about you and me go secure the premises?
00:36:56That's a good idea.
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:58Okay, okay, but leave the front door loose.
00:37:00Lizzie could be here any minute.
00:37:01I got you.
00:37:02Sam, you got Kelsey?
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05Aye, aye, Captain Dre, but first I'm going to go powder my nose.
00:37:08Bits, really?
00:37:09What?
00:37:10The free drinks go right through me.
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:14So everybody knows what they're doing, right?
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:17Well, there you are, Holmes.
00:37:19Holy shit.
00:37:20It's one of those things.
00:37:21Get back!
00:37:22Get back!
00:37:22No, no, no, Barry, no.
00:37:23It's just one of our dancers.
00:37:24Names, uh...
00:37:24Jax?
00:37:26Look at him!
00:37:27We party together.
00:37:27Sometimes.
00:37:29What the fuck is wrong with him?
00:37:30Oh, whoa.
00:37:30Oh, well, you look fine.
00:37:33What do they take?
00:37:34Well, Xanny's for sure, but I don't know what else.
00:37:36They party, like, a lot.
00:37:37Oh, my God.
00:37:38Jax?
00:37:39No, I wouldn't do that.
00:37:40I wouldn't do that.
00:37:41Jax?
00:37:42Jax, I'm Sam.
00:37:43Do you know who you are?
00:37:48Oh, shit!
00:37:49Um, no meth?
00:37:51No LSD?
00:37:51Um, no, honey.
00:37:52I am not that wretched.
00:37:53I'm gonna smoke this smoking thing!
00:37:55No, stop.
00:37:56They're my friend.
00:37:57No, you're not your friend anymore.
00:37:58We gotta put it down!
00:37:59No, Barry, that's crazy.
00:38:00Sam, tell him.
00:38:02I don't know, Drew.
00:38:03I ain't never seen no shit like this.
00:38:04Fuck it!
00:38:04Look at him!
00:38:05We gotta do it!
00:38:12Look, they're just on something.
00:38:14No, I'm with Barry.
00:38:15Of course you are.
00:38:16Okay, my cousin who's a firefighter posted
00:38:17what to do when you encounter aggressive or nonverbal behavior.
00:38:21Okay, and what did it say?
00:38:24Do you really want to know?
00:38:25Yes!
00:38:27Destroy the brain.
00:38:29Hashtag decapitate.
00:38:30Hashtag headshot.
00:38:32Hashtag impalement.
00:38:34Shoot it in the fucking head!
00:38:35Yep, yep, yep.
00:38:36Jimmy, stop!
00:38:37Dre, this is my part.
00:38:38Yeah, but this is my part and my talent
00:38:40and we're not fucking killing anybody!
00:38:42Can we at least get them out?
00:38:44Yes!
00:38:44Hello, Dre, the go-go cage!
00:38:47Okay, great idea!
00:38:48Get in the cage!
00:38:48Yeah!
00:38:49Yeah!
00:38:50Watch out, Dre.
00:38:51Push it back!
00:38:54Oh, my lord!
00:38:55What the fuck is this thing?
00:38:58Hey, look at the eagle, you're friends!
00:39:00Push his fucking head!
00:39:01Daxi, Daxi, you want to drive?
00:39:03Oh, my God!
00:39:04Yeah, come get a pail, baby!
00:39:05Yeah!
00:39:07Come on, bro!
00:39:07Come get a pail, baby!
00:39:09Come on, bro!
00:39:10Come get some drugs!
00:39:11Get in the fucking head!
00:39:13Girl, get your ass!
00:39:14Lock the door!
00:39:16Get that door on!
00:39:17Go, go!
00:39:18Oh, shit!
00:39:22Oh, my God!
00:39:27Good job!
00:39:28Ah!
00:39:29What the fuck?
00:39:31Shh!
00:39:35Believe me now?
00:39:40What's that sound?
00:39:41Is that another emergency thingy?
00:39:42No, it's just skins.
00:39:44Kinda like Grindr.
00:39:45Wait, wait, I'm sorry. What was the name of it?
00:39:47It's an invite-only thing.
00:39:49But who's on it? I'm single. I'm looking for-
00:39:50Gym rats and twinks only, Nana. Sorry.
00:39:53I know, such injustice, right?
00:39:55The world's going to hell and you're thinking about getting some?
00:39:58Apocalypse sex is hot.
00:40:00Easy on the medicine, boo.
00:40:02Mmm, America's Next Top Bottom here is only 30 feet away.
00:40:0525 feet?
00:40:0620? Oh shit, y'all, they go to the back.
00:40:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:40:09Wait.
00:40:10Here, take this. I'm gonna make sure the front's closed.
00:40:13Alright, be careful.
00:40:14Hey, wait for me!
00:40:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:17Don't put any weight on it, okay?
00:40:19You stay here where you're safe.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:20We'll be back.
00:40:21Be fine. Don't worry about me.
00:40:23I'll be totally fine.
00:40:25I'll be fine over here.
00:40:36Yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:40:39Look out!
00:40:40Oh my God!
00:40:40It's one of those things I'm gonna shoot.
00:40:42Wait!
00:40:43Ew, no!
00:40:44Don't shoot!
00:40:45God!
00:40:46Oh my God!
00:40:47It's her!
00:40:48Looky, looky, what the raptor dragged in.
00:40:52Oh, fun!
00:40:53It's the Sea Witch.
00:40:55You know what, champ?
00:40:56Go ahead and shoot.
00:40:57No!
00:40:59Come on in, Yasmeen.
00:41:02I had an axe in my leg.
00:41:03It was bloody.
00:41:04It was bleeding on the floor.
00:41:06Yeah, oh yeah.
00:41:07Now I'm all alone in the scary ass room.
00:41:14Why do you think we should help you after you hung us out to dry tonight?
00:41:18Oh, shut up, Jincy.
00:41:19I know you put a hex on my podcast.
00:41:21Wait!
00:41:23Who's that?
00:41:24Simone say?
00:41:26As usual, you don't finish anything.
00:41:28Not even getting dressed.
00:41:31This is ludicrous!
00:41:33Hello?
00:41:34You could've got us killed coming through the window.
00:41:36What is this?
00:41:36Right, come on in.
00:41:38Get down!
00:41:38Oh my God!
00:41:41Oh my God!
00:41:43Oh my God!
00:41:43Get him out of here!
00:41:46Get that animal!
00:41:50Get down!
00:41:50Get out!
00:41:51Oh my God!
00:41:53Jimmy!
00:41:54Oh my God!
00:41:56Oh my God!
00:41:56Oh God!
00:41:58Jimmy, you all right?
00:42:00Jimmy?
00:42:01Jimmy?
00:42:06Oh my God!
00:42:07Sam, do something!
00:42:08I... I...
00:42:15Shit!
00:42:17Oh my God!
00:42:17That's not good.
00:42:18Is he?
00:42:19Is he dead?
00:42:20Sam?
00:42:21Is he dead?
00:42:22Sam, is he dead?
00:42:29Oh my God, wait!
00:42:30Wait!
00:42:31I got the bulletin board!
00:42:32I got the bulletin board!
00:42:33Wait!
00:42:34Hey!
00:42:34I got it!
00:42:37I got it!
00:42:38Hold on!
00:42:38Hold on!
00:42:38Hold on!
00:42:38Watch out!
00:42:42Oh my God!
00:42:43Wait!
00:42:43What am I gonna do?
00:42:47I got it!
00:42:50Y'all ain't still coming in here!
00:42:52Bitch, get out!
00:42:53Don't you even think about coming in here!
00:42:56That was my go-go boy!
00:42:58I hired him!
00:42:59Oh my God!
00:43:00That's my favorite fucking boy!
00:43:01Oh no!
00:43:03Oh no!
00:43:04Oh no!
00:43:05Oh no!
00:43:05Sam Jam!
00:43:06Oh my God!
00:43:07What the fuck was that?
00:43:10Oops!
00:43:11I was chased!
00:43:17Uh-oh!
00:43:19I'm fine!
00:43:20I'm just fine!
00:43:21I'm just fine!
00:43:21Sitting by myself in my room and I'm doing my own!
00:43:23It was gonna be okay!
00:43:25Shhh!
00:43:27Shhh!
00:43:27Shhh!
00:43:27Shhh!
00:43:28Shhh!
00:43:29Shhh!
00:43:30Shhh!
00:43:34Shhh!
00:43:34Shhh!
00:43:40Shhh!
00:43:40Shhh!
00:43:40The door!
00:43:41The door!
00:43:42What the hell?
00:43:44Shhh!
00:43:46Shhh!
00:43:47Shhh!
00:43:49Shhh!
00:43:50Shhh!
00:43:51Shhh!
00:43:51Shhh!
00:43:51You all look healthy enough!
00:43:53Greetings!
00:43:54We're here for Kelsey!
00:43:55Oh, Albie!
00:43:57Sweet angel!
00:43:57Oh my God!
00:43:59You hurt?
00:44:00Yeah!
00:44:01Is that a bite?
00:44:02Damn it!
00:44:03Did she get bitten?
00:44:04Did it not be a bite?
00:44:05Do you hear me?
00:44:06Do you hear me?
00:44:06Do you hear me?
00:44:07No!
00:44:08No!
00:44:08Nobody touched her!
00:44:09It was the-
00:44:09I got an axe wound!
00:44:11Alright!
00:44:11Quit bragging!
00:44:12What?
00:44:14Who attempted to fell this precious woman?
00:44:18That one!
00:44:24Fuck lady!
00:44:25Oh Jesus!
00:44:26You punched me in the face!
00:44:28What the fuck do you do that for?
00:44:29Who is this?
00:44:30What is this person?
00:44:31Piper Callahan.
00:44:32Esquire.
00:44:34Oh, that's firm.
00:44:35My crew calls me Pops.
00:44:37Hi.
00:44:39My girlfriend.
00:44:41Fiancee.
00:44:45Right?
00:44:46Fiancee.
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:49Okay, I need a drink.
00:44:50Too much.
00:44:52Yes.
00:44:54Manhattan is under siege.
00:44:56It's only a matter of time until we're surrounded.
00:44:59We gotta make a move.
00:45:00And where do you plan on going?
00:45:02Queens.
00:45:03Ew.
00:45:04God.
00:45:05We got a boat to catch.
00:45:07The ferry?
00:45:08How the hell did you get a ferry?
00:45:09It's a co-op.
00:45:11Shocker.
00:45:12Hey, twinkle toes.
00:45:13I don't need your running commentary.
00:45:16The boat leaves at dawn.
00:45:18Whether we're on it or not.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21But like, how do we get to the boat?
00:45:23I don't think you get it, party monster.
00:45:26Women, envy, and family only.
00:45:31Um...
00:45:33Not to all of us.
00:45:35I don't think so.
00:45:37Certainly not this one.
00:45:38What?
00:45:39The fuck did I do?
00:45:40Weirdly, he is family.
00:45:42And no, we're staying here.
00:45:43We have some other people that might show up.
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:46That's good enough reason to leave right there.
00:45:48No, my wife, for one.
00:45:50She's coming.
00:45:51She's probably dead.
00:45:52What the?
00:45:53Shut your mouth, you're back in here.
00:45:55What?
00:45:55It's true.
00:45:56Shit's crazy.
00:45:57Lizzie's gonna get here.
00:45:58I have hope.
00:45:59Yeah, you're goddamn right she is.
00:46:00I don't hang a lot on hope.
00:46:02I like to make a plan and execute it.
00:46:04That's how I made partner at 34.
00:46:07Ooh.
00:46:07I don't dance around for decades,
00:46:09hoping for the best.
00:46:11Happy, so not chill.
00:46:13Sweetheart, it's time to go.
00:46:15Oh my God!
00:46:16Oh my God!
00:46:17Oh my God!
00:46:17Oh my God!
00:46:18Oh my God!
00:46:19Oh my God!
00:46:21Don't find a story for these fucking days!
00:46:23I really don't bring you joy!
00:46:25What's wrong with this?
00:46:26You don't know how to use it!
00:46:27I'm done with it.
00:46:28Fuck it.
00:46:29You might want to look away.
00:46:30Why?
00:46:34Oh!
00:46:34Oh shit!
00:46:35No no no!
00:46:38Oh!
00:46:39Oh, my God!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:44Oh!
00:46:45Oh!
00:46:46That's the only thing I've ever seen!
00:46:48Stop it!
00:46:50Oh!
00:46:51Oh.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53Oh.
00:46:58Oh, look, that was clean.
00:47:00Yeah, you ate that.
00:47:02I need a drill.
00:47:06Hey, you okay?
00:47:07Yeah, yeah, it's a little dance entry.
00:47:10Almost there.
00:47:11We just gotta get to Barbara.
00:47:12Who's Barbara, your wife?
00:47:13No, Barbara's my Impala.
00:47:16Not a Subaru.
00:47:17Nice.
00:47:24What's your status, soldier?
00:47:25Deep bite.
00:47:26Definitely broke the skin.
00:47:29You gotta do it, Pops.
00:47:30You gotta use me.
00:47:31What?
00:47:33But not the drill, man.
00:47:35Copy.
00:47:38But wait, can't we just wait and see?
00:47:40She's got bit.
00:47:41She's probably infected.
00:47:42Possibly infected.
00:47:43And it's they.
00:47:44I can turn any moment.
00:47:46Gotta do it.
00:47:49Talk to Sandra.
00:47:50I always loved her.
00:47:51Pops.
00:47:51Oh, God, no.
00:47:52Hey, Barbara, can we be reasonable about this?
00:47:59All right, no rule.
00:48:01No preemptive stuff.
00:48:04You're with us until you're not.
00:48:06Understood?
00:48:08Because...
00:48:08Because shit's bad as it is already.
00:48:11Right.
00:48:12That's what I said.
00:48:13Why is everyone mad at me?
00:48:14Two of the four of us are compromised.
00:48:18So I need some time to think.
00:48:22Just clean that up and shut that fucking door.
00:48:25Yeah, I'll go secure the premises.
00:48:30Oh, God.
00:48:32That was a lot.
00:48:36I'm sweating.
00:48:40Come on, Lizzie.
00:48:43Whether you're with my existe.
00:48:47I'm also an empty.
00:48:48I'm oohion.
00:48:51A huge hit.
00:48:54Yeah.
00:48:58Okay.
00:48:58Yeah.
00:48:59Let me see.
00:49:01Alright.
00:49:03Bye.
00:49:04Bye.
00:49:04Bye.
00:49:05Bye.
00:49:05Everyone.
00:49:05Bye.
00:49:06Bye.
00:49:06Bye.
00:49:07Bye.
00:49:16I'll be back.
00:49:33Granny?
00:49:38You all right?
00:49:43Can you help me?
00:50:06Jax?
00:50:10Jax, come on girl.
00:50:11I know you're still in there.
00:50:18Oh, Jax.
00:50:44I know you're still in there.
00:50:49I'm sorry.
00:50:51Come on, girl. Say something.
00:51:08I'm sorry.
00:51:12Go to bed, girl.
00:51:17Almost there.
00:51:19There's one more step.
00:51:25Fucking Jimmy.
00:51:30You have a beautiful voice, Sam.
00:51:34So nice to get a compliment from you. For once.
00:51:38Compliment you all the time.
00:51:40Used to. It's been a beat.
00:51:44Yeah, Will, you used to show up and kill it every night.
00:51:46It's been a while since I've seen that too.
00:51:48No, we're not about to do that. Not right now.
00:51:50No, just be honest.
00:51:51You were gonna flake on us again, weren't you?
00:51:58You know, the last time you did, I had to refund everyone's tickets.
00:52:00It's like $9,000.
00:52:02Why is it always about money? Wait, how much was it?
00:52:04$9,730.
00:52:08It's my first sellout.
00:52:12I needed my friend that night.
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:18Well, what I needed from you was to show up and kill it like you'd done a million times before.
00:52:26Yum was finally the hottest party in town.
00:52:29Finally getting her due and you threw it all away for some clock puncher gig Lizzy got you?
00:52:34Come on.
00:52:34Chapters change.
00:52:36Clearly.
00:52:40Clearly.
00:52:45Did you even want me here tonight?
00:52:47No, Sam. I didn't want you.
00:52:51I needed you.
00:52:55It's worse.
00:53:01Sam!
00:53:02Dre!
00:53:03What the hell is wrong with you, Nico?
00:53:05I know how we get into this boat.
00:53:08Bitch, what the hell are y'all doing down here?
00:53:09Come on.
00:53:10Bring your ass.
00:53:13Um, hello.
00:53:15I know you heard me.
00:53:21Earlier tonight.
00:53:23The third photo?
00:53:25What?
00:53:26I'm a little shiny.
00:53:27It was hot, okay?
00:53:28No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:53:30That's you with that thingy and a food truck.
00:53:34It could fit all of us.
00:53:35Oh, yeah.
00:53:37Girl, how could you forget a food truck?
00:53:40Sweetie, do I look like I eat raw food?
00:53:46This is insane.
00:53:48Is it nearby?
00:53:49Yes.
00:53:49Not really.
00:53:50Two blocks.
00:53:52What the fuck?
00:53:53That is some grade A cyberstalking twink.
00:53:56Cheers, Coach.
00:53:57What?
00:53:58If you were to procure this conveyance.
00:54:01I can get you to the waterfront, but I can't guarantee that you're gonna get on the ferry.
00:54:06Y'all let's fucking go.
00:54:08Oh, I'm getting on that ferry.
00:54:11From the canal road, we head north a few blocks.
00:54:14But that's west.
00:54:15No, no.
00:54:16That's north, honey.
00:54:17West.
00:54:17You see no cow.
00:54:19No, it's north.
00:54:20Looks west to me because, see, if you go here, then y'all...
00:54:23I got y'all.
00:54:23North.
00:54:26The subway map is tilted.
00:54:29Wait, what the fuck are you talking about the map?
00:54:31What the fuck are you talking about the map?
00:54:33This is not no lag.
00:54:34What?
00:54:36It's a solid route.
00:54:38So who's going?
00:54:39Well, as assets, I have three electric scooters, but I'm staying here with my girl.
00:54:45I mean, this kid says he knows the area, so...
00:54:48Oh, yeah, I'll go for sure.
00:54:49Because you're probably a third.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51I'll go.
00:54:53Damn.
00:54:54Really?
00:54:55All right.
00:54:57So then who's the third?
00:54:58I gotta have...
00:54:59I'm not good at any...
00:55:01I can take care of it.
00:55:03Lizzie's coming, so...
00:55:04I think I should probably at least change my outfit for one.
00:55:07So we gotta take care of it.
00:55:09So we have to do that.
00:55:17Shit.
00:55:18That leaves you all here with, like, you know, no men.
00:55:21Oh, my God.
00:55:22Honey, the lipstick has spoken.
00:55:24Fuck.
00:55:25Things are getting dicey out there.
00:55:26Not just hostiles.
00:55:27Cops, too.
00:55:29Yeah, they're fucking with everybody.
00:55:32Except first responders.
00:55:34You gotta look the part.
00:55:37Oh, my God.
00:55:40You know what this means.
00:55:42A fucking makeover.
00:55:45And look at me all locked and loaded and whatnot.
00:55:58That was just, what we did doing here?
00:56:00We're about to change her.
00:56:03Ooh.
00:56:04No.
00:56:07Oh, no.
00:56:08Yeah.
00:56:09Oh, no.
00:56:10There we go.
00:56:12Just giving that?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:14Woo!
00:56:14Oh, my God.
00:56:16Oh, my God.
00:56:17Oh, my God.
00:56:20Like this.
00:56:21It could be cute.
00:56:23All right.
00:56:25Hold on tight.
00:56:26Mama's about to work for me today.
00:56:29That's a little tight.
00:56:30Oh, no, five, six, six, six, five, six, six.
00:56:33You look like you could be a member of Nelson.
00:56:35Get that out of here.
00:56:37Okay, let's try this.
00:56:38High, lighter, yellow.
00:56:39This is good.
00:56:39I mean, she'll stand out in the crowd.
00:56:41It's a say something moment.
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:42What is this now?
00:56:43A little bit.
00:56:44Yeah.
00:56:44Mama made me mess.
00:56:46You're going to look good doing it, Barry.
00:56:49Okay, let's see.
00:56:51Stripper Firefighter.
00:56:53Bob the Bedazzler.
00:56:57And Super Mario at the Cock on 2nd Avenue.
00:57:02You look like the Essential Village people.
00:57:05Sometimes it does take an essential village.
00:57:09What the hell are you doing?
00:57:11My mind's made up.
00:57:13Mama's coming with you.
00:57:14Baby.
00:57:14You are not going out there.
00:57:15Baby.
00:57:16Big Bear was right.
00:57:20This is woman's work.
00:57:22What are you talking about?
00:57:22I'm all ready to go.
00:57:23Hush up, hon.
00:57:24I'm ready to go.
00:57:25Hush up.
00:57:26Your princess is in another castle.
00:57:30I'm scared shitless.
00:57:32But the hardest part is showing up.
00:57:34I'm here with you, Sam.
00:57:36Just hurry.
00:57:37If you're not back in time, we're heading out on foot.
00:57:40And I can't walk.
00:57:42Goodnight, Kelsey.
00:57:47Pay my bar tab.
00:57:49Hey, just come back in one piece, okay?
00:57:54Hey.
00:57:57You be careful out there.
00:57:59Period.
00:58:02Period.
00:58:04I like that.
00:58:10Ooh.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:15Decaying while they hit refresh.
00:58:18When there's no reluctant hell.
00:58:20There's an after that.
00:58:21Wow.
00:58:22That was heat.
00:58:24All right, baby.
00:58:24Come on.
00:58:27Oh, my God.
00:58:28I love your jacket.
00:58:29Oh, she looks huge.
00:58:30Oh, my God.
00:58:31Girl, this is like the most fucked up TikTok I've ever seen.
00:58:34Keep going.
00:58:35Why does he look like that?
00:58:37You bitch, wait up.
00:58:38Sam, hurry.
00:58:39I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:58:40Hurry, Sam.
00:58:41What the hell is happening?
00:58:42Oh, my God.
00:58:43Excuse me.
00:58:44Can you smell that?
00:58:45Ooh.
00:58:52Wait a second, y'all.
00:58:53This is nice.
00:58:54Holy shit.
00:58:55Okay, let's give it a budget, y'all.
00:58:58See, that's what I'm talking about.
00:58:59My girl, you ask me nowhere to go.
00:59:01Nah.
00:59:02They designed all this stuff to look all chic and shiny on a little screen, but it's just-
00:59:05Oh, fake.
00:59:07Like lipstick on a pig.
00:59:08Okay, but y'all, they got Haribos.
00:59:10Oh, throw me one.
00:59:11Top tier gummy.
00:59:14You got it, girl.
00:59:17What a waste of mint.
00:59:19Okay, bitches.
00:59:19Who can drive?
00:59:20Oh, right here.
00:59:22Here.
00:59:24I got this.
00:59:25I'm gonna be honest.
00:59:25I don't know what to do with all this, but I'm gonna eat it because I'm hungry.
00:59:29Is it a dick, Tony?
00:59:30And this is a clitoris.
00:59:32That would be good.
00:59:32Let's go.
00:59:33Let's wrap.
00:59:34Hey.
00:59:35Not so fast.
00:59:36Yeah, what yous up to?
00:59:38Hey, easy, easy, bro.
00:59:39We're first responders.
00:59:41Is that right?
00:59:43It seems to me like yous erupted something.
00:59:45Oh, shit.
00:59:46Nah, bro.
00:59:47We gotta go downtown.
00:59:49Just got called up by the station.
00:59:51I got Court Street.
00:59:52ASAP.
00:59:54Okay, why don't you give me the keys?
00:59:57Don't.
00:59:57Give him the keys.
00:59:59Now, now, now!
01:00:00Okay, okay, here!
01:00:01Here!
01:00:01Here!
01:00:04Now, there's just one more thing.
01:00:06You have the right to remain...
01:00:08Fun check!
01:00:10Woo!
01:00:11All night in an hour!
01:00:13Who was thinking?
01:00:14Because we don't shelter in places.
01:00:16No, no, no, no.
01:00:16We shelter...
01:00:18EGOMERS!
01:00:19Ah!
01:00:20Oh, oh!
01:00:20The photo!
01:00:21Are you fucking kidding me?
01:00:22Whoa, okay.
01:00:24It's rude.
01:00:25I saw somebody die tonight, and probably more on their way, and you're just fucking out here pranking?
01:00:29No, no, no.
01:00:31Slutty Margaret Thatcher is right.
01:00:34This is an emergency.
01:00:36And we should take emergencies so, so seriously.
01:00:39Like an emergency.
01:00:45Don't forget to like and share, huh?
01:00:47I love you!
01:00:48I pull in love so much.
01:00:54Those fuckers.
01:00:58Those fuckers.
01:00:59Are y'all dead-ass not even about to mention how you just tossed away our best chance of survival?
01:01:05Look, I think the best thing we can do is go back to Yum, and then we can do a
01:01:08plan B.
01:01:09I'm not going back with y'all.
01:01:12Man, y'all don't give a fuck about me.
01:01:14You just see me as some drug dealer street rat from Bushwick.
01:01:17Niko, nobody thinks that.
01:01:19Man, you don't treat me like no real queen.
01:01:23Y'all won't even...
01:01:25What?
01:01:27Y'all won't even call me scrumptious.
01:01:31Fine.
01:01:33Scrumptious.
01:01:34Let's go home to our friends.
01:01:38My only friend here is dead.
01:01:44Niko!
01:01:47Niko!
01:01:53Does anyone have a ring light?
01:01:56I don't.
01:01:59Ah, Jesus Christ.
01:02:01Come on.
01:02:02It was me.
01:02:03It wasn't me.
01:02:06Where the fuck are we going?
01:02:08You know, uh, Elsie mentioned that she was engaged.
01:02:13You're, um, not exactly what I was picturing.
01:02:16Well, you're exactly what I was picturing.
01:02:18Oh, yeah?
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20Soft butch.
01:02:22Shy smile.
01:02:23Charming.
01:02:24Exploitative.
01:02:25What?
01:02:26Did you hear that?
01:02:28Oh, fuck!
01:02:29Oh, my God!
01:02:29Oh, God!
01:02:35Nice shot.
01:02:36Golf team.
01:02:37Division one.
01:02:39That's how I paid for Berkeley.
01:02:40Nice.
01:02:41That's pretty hot.
01:02:41Good backswing and everything.
01:02:45What are you, like 35 and still promoting parties?
01:02:47Yeah, well, I guess I'm not one for the rat race.
01:02:49You mean, like, a real job?
01:02:51Flake.
01:02:52Fuck.
01:02:52Hey, Dre's pretty tough, actually.
01:02:54Yeah, I said Flake, not Snowflake, you moron.
01:02:56He's here.
01:02:56Oh, right.
01:02:57I see that.
01:02:58I mean, I'm sure she could scrap, but could she handle a 401k or a disaster plan?
01:03:03Nope.
01:03:04And I'm sure you're no better.
01:03:05Hey, you don't know me.
01:03:07I got three years worth of MREs back in Staten Island.
01:03:10Yeah, fat lot of good that does you here.
01:03:12Yeah, well, fat lot of good your 401k does you.
01:03:15I was gonna get that.
01:03:15Yeah, okay.
01:03:16And, uh, what do you mean I'm exploitative or whatever?
01:03:19I would say opportunistic.
01:03:20That was the wrong word that I used.
01:03:21Hey, ladies.
01:03:22Okay, we don't got time for this.
01:03:23We got bigger problems.
01:03:24Everyone here is cool with me.
01:03:26Okay, let's just get along.
01:03:27You know what?
01:03:28We don't give a rat's ass about your approval.
01:03:31Guys like you have total contempt for us unless we're here saving your behind.
01:03:35What are you talking about?
01:03:36You're the one who will let me on your rescue boat.
01:03:38Yeah, well, we were doing pretty good until you barged in here, or should I say scooted in
01:03:42with your little pink outfit.
01:03:44Hey, yo, Dre!
01:03:45Come check this out.
01:03:46There's some good stuff down here.
01:03:47What are you doing?
01:03:48Look at this.
01:03:50Oh, shit.
01:03:51It's actually pretty good.
01:03:52Oh, fuck.
01:03:52That's not funny.
01:03:55Open the door.
01:03:56Oh, shit.
01:03:59Where are we going?
01:04:00No, I...
01:04:01I shouldn't know my way by now.
01:04:03I've been here so many times.
01:04:04I'm just...
01:04:06Wait, no.
01:04:07I'm sorry.
01:04:07I'm lost.
01:04:07I'm lost.
01:04:08I gotta...
01:04:08I gotta call Dre.
01:04:12I forgot my phone.
01:04:13What?
01:04:14I am always losing important shit.
01:04:17God.
01:04:17Okay.
01:04:17It's fine.
01:04:17It's fine.
01:04:18It's fine.
01:04:18I have mine.
01:04:18I have mine.
01:04:19What's...
01:04:19What's Dre's number?
01:04:21Oh, my God.
01:04:22I don't know.
01:04:23I don't know my own wife's number.
01:04:24I don't know my own wife's number in some kind of, like, weird apocalypse.
01:04:27How am I gonna be a mom?
01:04:29It's okay.
01:04:29It's okay.
01:04:29I can't remember my phone.
01:04:30I can't remember my wife's number.
01:04:31Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie, what the fuck is that?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:33Oh, my God.
01:04:36Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:04:37My God, it's a mom.
01:04:38Oh, my God.
01:04:39Lizzie, we have to go.
01:04:40We have to go drive.
01:04:40No, it's driving.
01:04:41It's holding a baby.
01:04:42It's holding a baby.
01:04:42I have to help.
01:04:43No, Lizzie, Lizzie.
01:04:43Helping whatever that is is not gonna make you a better mom.
01:04:45No, no, no, no.
01:04:45But it will.
01:04:46It will not.
01:04:47Lizzie.
01:04:48Lizzie.
01:04:49What a stupid ass move.
01:04:50What are they thinking?
01:04:51They're gonna get themselves killed.
01:04:54Jens, I don't think I should be going back there either.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57What are you talking about?
01:04:58Y'all don't need me.
01:05:01Drayshar doesn't.
01:05:02What is it with you, young ones?
01:05:04It's like you need a personal, engraved invitation to say you belong.
01:05:09I need you.
01:05:11We need you.
01:05:14Samance brings us laughter and joy.
01:05:16You keep talking about her.
01:05:18About Samance.
01:05:21I locked her up so long ago, I don't know if she exists anymore.
01:05:25Baby, she's been here all along.
01:05:29She's like, pouring through the cracks.
01:05:31She's like leaking out all over here, Sam.
01:05:34Oh!
01:05:34Oh my God!
01:05:35Oh my God!
01:05:36Oh my God!
01:05:36I've been bent!
01:05:37It's one of them!
01:05:38I have been bent!
01:05:40It's not my butt!
01:05:41I've been bent!
01:05:42No!
01:05:42It's not my butt!
01:05:43No!
01:05:44I'm bent!
01:05:46Sam!
01:05:47Holy shit!
01:05:48Get off my bitch!
01:05:49I'm sorry, bitch, you bitch!
01:05:50Oh my God!
01:05:52Oh my God!
01:05:53Oh my God!
01:05:54Oh my God!
01:05:55Oh my God!
01:05:58You have 30 seconds, I will drive this car away.
01:06:01Okay, I will get it.
01:06:02Shit.
01:06:02Hi.
01:06:04Hi.
01:06:06No, I'm okay.
01:06:07I come in peace, okay?
01:06:09I'm a nurse.
01:06:11I see that you're holding a baby.
01:06:14You can just hand me the baby.
01:06:16It'll be fine.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:19Okay?
01:06:23Oh my God, what is that?
01:06:25Oh my God, that's not a baby!
01:06:26That's not a baby!
01:06:28Oh no!
01:06:29No, there's more!
01:06:30No, there's more!
01:06:31No!
01:06:32What kind of door do they have a key?
01:06:34You know what?
01:06:34I'm not alone in here.
01:06:36What do you mean not alone?
01:06:37What do you mean?
01:06:37Who's in there?
01:06:38What are you talking about?
01:06:40I'm not afraid about these.
01:06:42Why do they look like that?
01:06:43Fucking rats!
01:06:44There's fucking puns in there!
01:06:46Don't let them bite you!
01:06:46Kick them off the phone!
01:06:47Wait, go your back!
01:06:48Go your back!
01:06:48Oh shit!
01:06:49Grab out of your fucking leg pocket!
01:06:50Oh shit!
01:06:52I got back!
01:06:53Get it off!
01:06:54That's very bad!
01:06:55They are well dressed and hungry!
01:06:59Go, go, go!
01:07:00Don't get it!
01:07:00Help me hurt you!
01:07:02Hurry!
01:07:05We're gonna get it off!
01:07:06We're gonna get you out of there!
01:07:08No!
01:07:09There's too many!
01:07:10We're gonna...
01:07:11You're gonna save yourself!
01:07:12We're not gonna leave you!
01:07:13Yeah!
01:07:14Just...
01:07:15Just get Kelsey to the phone!
01:07:17Just get Kelsey!
01:07:18Keep fighting!
01:07:18We're not gonna leave you!
01:07:20The password to the phone is...
01:07:23Don't do it!
01:07:24Don't do it!
01:07:25Labia!
01:07:27Oh!
01:07:28Oh!
01:07:30Oh!
01:07:32Oh!
01:07:33Oh!
01:07:35Oh!
01:07:36That's bad!
01:07:37It's really fucking bad!
01:07:48She's gone!
01:07:48Okay?
01:07:49We gotta go!
01:07:51Labia!
01:07:52I don't know what that means, but...
01:07:54Remember that!
01:07:54Come on!
01:07:55We gotta get the fuck out of here!
01:08:00Kelsey!
01:08:03Come on!
01:08:03Come on!
01:08:05No!
01:08:05No!
01:08:06No!
01:08:08No!
01:08:09No!
01:08:10You okay?
01:08:10I'm okay, are you okay?
01:08:11We're good!
01:08:12We're good!
01:08:13Oh my god!
01:08:15We're gonna be fine!
01:08:17We're gonna be just fine!
01:08:18Oh my god!
01:08:19Oh my god!
01:08:20Oh my god!
01:08:21Get outta here!
01:08:22Oh my god!
01:08:25Get off of here!
01:08:29Get off of here!
01:08:31Oh!
01:08:31Oh shit!
01:08:32Oh my god!
01:08:33Get off of here!
01:08:34Ah!
01:08:54Get up, Mama.
01:09:00I don't think I can.
01:09:06I finally landed my death drop.
01:09:09No, no, no.
01:09:10I'm going to come down to get you.
01:09:11You just hold on, okay?
01:09:11No, Sam.
01:09:12Listen to me.
01:09:15Saman say it's not something you can build a wall around.
01:09:19I need you.
01:09:22Do you know the world who you are?
01:09:28Please go.
01:09:29Just please.
01:09:30Sam, I need you to go.
01:09:31Please, please go.
01:09:33I cannot have you see what happened.
01:09:36Please go, Sam.
01:09:39Please, please, please.
01:09:40I love you.
01:09:42Please, Sam.
01:09:43Just go.
01:09:44Please go.
01:09:45No!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:49Ah!
01:09:52Ah!
01:09:54Ah!
01:09:56Ah!
01:10:04Ah!
01:10:12Ah!
01:10:15Ah!
01:10:16Ah!
01:10:39Mary, Mary, what's going on?
01:10:46We, um...
01:10:49Piper's gone.
01:10:53What?
01:10:54What the hell happened?
01:10:55What do you mean she's gone?
01:10:57There was rats.
01:10:59There were so many of them.
01:11:01They were crawling up their legs.
01:11:02They fucking...
01:11:03She, uh...
01:11:04Biting people.
01:11:05And then she had a thing.
01:11:08Do you mean she's dead?
01:11:12Yeah.
01:11:18No.
01:11:22Papi!
01:11:31No!
01:11:35What?
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:43Oh.
01:11:45Ah...
01:11:46Ah.
01:11:46Oh!
01:11:47Ah.
01:11:48Oh.
01:11:50Oh.
01:12:16No, no, no!
01:12:20No.
01:12:30Lizzie?
01:12:32Lizzie hey!
01:12:34Hey!
01:12:35Hey.
01:12:36I can't.
01:12:37Who's this?
01:12:49Oh my god!
01:12:51Look, look, look!
01:12:52Okay, here's the thing.
01:12:53We are close.
01:12:54I know we're close.
01:12:55And they are slow.
01:12:56I say we run for it.
01:12:57No, I will never make it.
01:12:59Oh my god, Amy.
01:13:00What's wrong with- is it a meniscus?
01:13:01What is it?
01:13:01I don't know.
01:13:02I never went to a doctor.
01:13:03I fucking hate doctors.
01:13:04It started hurting one day and my dance teacher, she gave me Oxycontin and then-
01:13:08Hey, that's so fucked up.
01:13:09She's trying her best.
01:13:10Oh my god.
01:13:11Oh my god.
01:13:13Oh my god.
01:13:15Okay, listen.
01:13:16If we get out of this, you have to let me help you.
01:13:18I don't need a mother, Lizzie.
01:13:20No, but you need a nurse.
01:13:31It's a Pops.
01:13:32It's a Pops.
01:13:45You know what?
01:13:48Drey, what are you doing?
01:13:50I am doing what we do.
01:13:54Don't you know the situation we're in?
01:13:56It's life or death.
01:13:57It's both.
01:13:59It's always both.
01:14:00Thanks.
01:14:03Yes!
01:14:05Finally!
01:14:06Oh!
01:14:07Poppy!
01:14:15Happy Party!
01:14:16You should be dancing.
01:14:20Oh, wow!
01:14:22Oh, wow!
01:14:23Oh, wow.
01:14:27Oh, wow!
01:14:35I'm going to have to tell him.
01:14:36I'm going to have to tell him, you haven't been here.
01:14:37I wanted it, I swear.
01:14:44What's happening?
01:14:46They're starting to leave.
01:14:48Oh my god.
01:14:48What the fuck happened?
01:14:49They're leaving.
01:14:52What the fuck was that?
01:15:13You thought I would've found out.
01:15:16All that shit you were talking about.
01:15:17Better run when you hear that.
01:15:21Better run when you hear that.
01:15:22Better run when you hear that.
01:15:23Better run when you hear that.
01:15:25Better run when you hear that.
01:15:34What the hell was that?
01:15:38So.
01:15:39Nurse.
01:15:40Yeah?
01:15:42Do you prescribe?
01:15:45Yeah, I prescribe.
01:15:47PT.
01:15:48PT with an NBTPT.
01:15:49And a side of CPT.
01:15:51That's it.
01:15:52That's your prescription.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:57Is it beats calling a drug dealer every couple of weeks?
01:16:18Hello?
01:16:20Girl, what you doing?
01:16:23You a who?
01:16:26Where y'all at?
01:16:30Oh, hold on girl.
01:16:31I'm coming.
01:16:39I'm coming.
01:16:44I was like that.
01:16:47How long did you get upset?
01:16:48No, I'm leaving.
01:16:53I'm still here.
01:16:53Yeah. You all right? Okay.
01:16:56Yeah, you let it snow if you start feeling it, you know?
01:17:03Hey. You all right?
01:17:07Yeah.
01:17:08Listen, Lizzie loses her phone like once a week, right?
01:17:12Yeah. Yeah.
01:17:14Do I look worried?
01:17:15I mean, I'm scared shitless. It's a fucking nightmare out there.
01:17:18But I'm not worried about Lizzie, okay?
01:17:19She's tough. She's smart. She's gonna be here.
01:17:22I promise you. All right?
01:17:24Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
01:17:26And she's sly, too. You know, she was playing that baby card pretty hard to get me to come over
01:17:30here tonight.
01:17:32What?
01:17:33I'm gonna be an uncle.
01:17:35Fucking incredible. I'm so excited for you guys.
01:17:38Listen, whatever that kid is, boy, girl, they, them, whatever, I'm teaching that kid how to plumb, okay?
01:17:46It's important.
01:17:49Lizzie's pregnant?
01:17:50Copy.
01:17:51Yeah.
01:17:52You didn't know.
01:17:55No.
01:17:57No.
01:17:59All right.
01:18:02You didn't know.
01:18:06She is. It's exciting. This is good. This is good.
01:18:10What a baby.
01:18:11Yeah.
01:18:11That's wise.
01:18:13But now, the timing.
01:18:15Yeah, you want to hug it out?
01:18:16Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:23Family now.
01:18:24Oh, hey, baby.
01:18:26I gotta eat diapers.
01:18:28And a crib?
01:18:29Yeah.
01:18:29We should build a crib.
01:18:30I can do that.
01:18:31I can be a mom.
01:18:33That's great.
01:18:34Have a shot.
01:18:34Yeah.
01:18:35Okay.
01:19:02It's the monster!
01:19:13Jinzy?
01:19:15We're gonna have to go on foot.
01:19:18But I know how to clear the streets.
01:19:20Dre, get ready for the wildest party we've ever thrown.
01:19:23This club is about to be at capacity.
01:19:25We gotta armor up.
01:19:26Do I have to do anything?
01:19:28Yes, bitch.
01:19:30You too, girl?
01:19:32Nice.
01:19:33If we wanna get the hell outta here,
01:19:34we gotta let those motherfuckin' monsters in.
01:19:44And now it's a happy story.
01:19:51The End
01:19:57If you enjoyed it, let's watch the video.
01:19:59I'll play the game.
01:20:00Never thought.
01:20:01We can see you.
01:20:01We can see you.
01:20:01You too too, girl.
01:20:01You too, girl.
01:20:02You too, girl.
01:20:04You too.
01:20:05You too, girl.
01:20:07What do you mean?
01:20:34You ready?
01:20:36Showtime.
01:20:38Let him in.
01:20:57Holy fucking shit.
01:20:59Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:21:07Fuck, fuck.
01:21:11No!
01:21:50Backdoor cracked, we don't need a key
01:21:54We getting for free, no VIP sleeves
01:22:01Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead
01:22:06Now you're one of us, you're coming with me
01:22:12It's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down
01:22:23Tomorrow we're taking over, no one's getting out
01:22:36This place about to blow
01:22:42Blow
01:22:43No!
01:22:48No!
01:22:52No!
01:22:57No!
01:23:05No!
01:23:06No!
01:23:07No!
01:23:08No!
01:23:14No!
01:23:18No!
01:23:19No!
01:23:33No!
01:23:35No!
01:23:39No!
01:23:40No!
01:23:40No!
01:23:43No!
01:23:45No!
01:23:47No!
01:23:58No!
01:23:59No!
01:24:01No!
01:24:04No!
01:24:06No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:10No!
01:24:10No!
01:24:12No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:17No!
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21No!
01:24:26The street's clearing.
01:24:28Are you okay?
01:24:30Okay, stay stealth.
01:24:32Don't follow me.
01:24:45What the fuck?
01:24:52There, come on!
01:24:54Oh, fuck.
01:24:56Do you want to turn your head?
01:24:57We gotta go! Let's go, Drake!
01:25:00Oh, shit.
01:25:05Um...
01:25:06My alcohol!
01:25:07That's my collegiate championship!
01:25:11Third place!
01:25:12Thanks for asking!
01:25:16Ah!
01:25:17Ah!
01:25:19Ah!
01:25:19Take the championship!
01:25:20Yeah!
01:25:21Holy shit!
01:25:27Oh, shit!
01:25:29Oh, shit!
01:25:30I can't believe it worked!
01:25:31There was a woman with a fucking wig like this.
01:25:32She almost ate my face off!
01:25:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:25:37Drake should've been out here by now.
01:25:39She's not out yet.
01:25:40Oh, fuck.
01:25:44Wait, wait, wait!
01:25:45No!
01:25:50Drake!
01:25:51TAM!
01:25:52What are you doing?!
01:26:01I DON'T WANT TO BUY!
01:26:04Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:26:11Hi, Yasmi.
01:26:12It's time for some BTS.
01:26:14The hell?
01:26:15You won't believe it, this night has been great.
01:26:20But don't I look fabulous?
01:26:22Yeah, survivors.
01:26:23Definitely, yeah.
01:26:25I need my followers to stay alive.
01:26:27Excuse me.
01:26:27Let's just go.
01:26:28Let's just go.
01:26:29Run, run, dump, dump, hide.
01:26:31I love you all.
01:26:33Survive, survive.
01:26:37Come on, Drake!
01:26:46Isn't that yum?
01:26:53It's been a party.
01:27:02You got it right?
01:27:05I thought she was right behind us.
01:27:07You all right?
01:27:11Okay.
01:27:12We got to go.
01:27:15Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:27:17We're going to have to go and fuck, all right?
01:27:23Oh, God!
01:27:25Your asses! Come on, y'all! Damn!
01:27:28Hey, come on, you're with us still. Come on.
01:27:31Hey, where are you going?
01:27:43Come on.
01:27:44Come on.
01:27:44I'm not going to make him here.
01:27:45No, no, no, you are going to make him.
01:27:46I'll give you a fighting chance. I'll just hold him back.
01:27:48No, no, no.
01:27:49As long as I can.
01:27:51You go.
01:27:52I don't want to leave you.
01:27:53No, you want to go.
01:27:58Go!
01:28:00Go!
01:28:09We got you. We got you.
01:28:10We got you. We got you.
01:28:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:28:21Barbara?
01:28:22Don't go.
01:28:23Here we go!
01:28:26What's my name, bitches?
01:28:30Oh, shit!
01:28:32Frumption!
01:28:32Stupid bitch!
01:28:37Lizzie?
01:28:38Stray!
01:28:38Oh, my God!
01:28:40Hey, be careful. She's with child.
01:28:41I know.
01:28:43I know.
01:28:43Yeah.
01:28:44Barry told me ruin.
01:28:45It's bad timing, but I'm so happy.
01:28:48I knew you couldn't make it.
01:28:50I knew you'd be here.
01:28:56You're beautiful.
01:28:57Thank you, Bailey.
01:28:58Okay, this is really cute for y'all, but we got to go.
01:29:00You right. You right. Come on. Come on, come on, y'all.
01:29:03Oh, my God. I have to tell. Now, she's still injured.
01:29:06See, that's what I'm saying. Like, what was you gonna do?
01:29:07That was pretty amazing.
01:29:11I do have some notes, though.
01:29:13Bitch!
01:29:14Coming back to save me?
01:29:17Pretty extra.
01:29:19Yeah, I know.
01:29:20Everybody loves a happy ending, right?
01:29:23Yeah, honestly.
01:29:24Come on, bitch. Titanic.
01:29:25Okay.
01:29:26Okay, Sam Monte.
01:29:27I see you, bro.
01:29:28Oh, damn!
01:29:29Oh, wait!
01:29:30Where is she?
01:29:32Oh, damn!
01:29:34Oh, damn, dude.
01:29:37Oh, damn!
01:29:39Oh, damn!
01:29:39Oh, damn!
01:29:40Oh, damn!
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