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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It - Full Movie
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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
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00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous
00:01:26but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
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00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show me who you truly are you insult me in public you know who i am
00:01:57i can make you disappear
00:01:59okay well we won't test barry so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
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00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28the police are already on their way to arrest you you know
00:02:31kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me for get him
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00:04:01relax little brother but never let anything happen to you
00:04:06eric this is all my fault god i need you to do something for me what i need you to
00:04:13find me
00:04:14girl we grew up with in the orphanage she's working in magic
00:04:21help her besides you she's the only family i've ever had
00:04:27you're staying with me okay just hang in there
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00:08:38Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief!
00:08:53Were you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good. How's this messing around?
00:09:11Three card Monty. It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know, I know. I just...
00:09:16I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:26This bracelet...
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Hey, wait. You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must've picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:18Uh...
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Ray.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:33I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Help her.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it. Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you
00:14:59can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:02I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he-
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot. He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:54It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine. Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:10Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
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00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28Thanks.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
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00:17:31now
00:17:32it's got a show to print
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling
00:17:37assholes cards and let's get to work, come on
00:17:42Samuel
00:17:43you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe
00:17:49come on, the show opens in a few days
00:17:52we need to prep
00:17:53oh, you don't have to worry about
00:17:55prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this?
00:18:11it's Richard Kim
00:18:12he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him
00:18:16Richard, get the hell
00:18:18out of my theater
00:18:20your theater
00:18:21oh no, no, my little friend, this is now my theater
00:18:26what the hell
00:18:27are you talking about
00:18:28I have a three year lease with the owner
00:18:31which as of this morning is me
00:18:33I bought the theater
00:18:35which means you and your
00:18:37dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39have one hour
00:18:40to get the hell out
00:18:44you can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:48used to be
00:18:49you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54the contract can't be cancelled
00:18:55I'll lose everything
00:18:57if Brie loses this show
00:18:59the orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed
00:19:04hey, we still have a contract
00:19:05you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:08how about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10while being cut in half
00:19:12and let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm this show's producer
00:19:15and if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance
00:19:22it's a head-to-head magical competition
00:19:25your old man and his team wins
00:19:28you keep your contract
00:19:29my team wins
00:19:31your contract is terminated
00:19:32and you go back to doing
00:19:34birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37deal
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor
00:19:42with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great
00:19:44the competition will be tonight
00:19:47tonight?
00:19:48his cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:49not my problem
00:19:51hope you have a good backup team
00:19:59ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00are you ready for the epic
00:20:02no-hold-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater
00:20:06and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry
00:20:12we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16you gotta be kidding
00:20:17you're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20his best trick is probably making a penny
00:20:22up here behind his ear
00:20:24it's all or nothing for us
00:20:25all right
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights
00:20:27to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class
00:20:29real magicians
00:20:31yeah no problem
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone
00:20:34that Kin sends to us
00:20:35and now
00:20:36the challengers
00:20:37Richard Kin's latest sensation
00:20:40Matt Von Bjerg
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars
00:21:08he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy
00:21:15Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:17yeah
00:21:18bring him on
00:21:18now
00:21:19for the first act
00:21:21or
00:21:21should I say miracle
00:21:24before each magician
00:21:25is a glass of water
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:30in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out
00:21:34the magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the grand prix
00:21:40for close-up magic last year
00:21:41this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:44he's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:46we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not
00:21:56showtime
00:22:02Xavier
00:22:07not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what
00:22:24he's not even a magician
00:22:26he's just the guy
00:22:27that cleans up dust shit
00:22:28yeah
00:22:28Xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:30yeah
00:22:30but girl
00:22:30I know you have a little crush on the little prop
00:22:32I believe this is the real magician
00:22:34Samuel
00:22:34you can't seriously be considering this
00:22:36I mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician
00:22:40from the Kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:54but I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:57Daniel
00:23:05oh my god
00:23:07you're prop boy
00:23:08you're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10against someone like
00:23:11Matt Van Buren
00:23:12don't worry kid
00:23:13this will be over real quick
00:23:15and then you can run back
00:23:16to the shadows
00:23:17where you belong
00:23:18it's a shame though
00:23:19cause Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21you'll get beat so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27he's one of the best in the world
00:23:29I say he might even get a six star soon
00:23:31there hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade
00:23:34no it's obvious what Samuel's doing
00:23:36okay he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39but when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss
00:23:44this guy
00:23:44is a hack
00:23:46he's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:47it's a two out of three competition
00:23:50we need to judge their strength
00:23:52oh I get it
00:23:54I get it
00:23:55you see Samuel sending Daniel out to get slaughtered
00:23:57and then I come in and save the day
00:23:59where's that?
00:24:00he actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01cause he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are
00:24:08Daniel
00:24:09just Daniel
00:24:11nice coveralls
00:24:12Daniel
00:24:13I give my servants the same ones
00:24:16enjoy your moment just Daniel
00:24:18this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:24he's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26it's sad
00:24:27he really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:29no
00:24:30you're sure about this?
00:24:32stress me
00:24:37don't feel too bad
00:24:38you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready
00:24:45what about you buddy?
00:24:47you look a little nervous
00:24:50maybe you should be
00:24:53because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:55the living shit out of you
00:24:59god
00:25:00he's frozen with fear
00:25:02come on Daniel
00:25:03was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel
00:25:06are you okay?
00:25:09absolutely
00:25:09oh my god
00:25:11what a shit show
00:25:12he's not even prepping you
00:25:14hey newbie
00:25:15this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:18I'm good
00:25:21no
00:25:23I'm good
00:25:24that's why I
00:25:26have a five star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30coveralls
00:25:31covered in dirt
00:25:32and dove shit
00:25:33tell you what
00:25:34it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do
00:25:37I'll give you the honor
00:25:38of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready?
00:25:41or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:44no
00:25:44I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up
00:25:50is Matt
00:25:51von Buren
00:25:52pay attention
00:25:54this
00:25:55is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:10he's finished
00:26:12he's finished
00:26:29what do you think judges?
00:26:31did Matt von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done
00:26:35if I didn't know any better
00:26:37I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38I'm stumped
00:26:39well done
00:26:40you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges
00:26:46does anyone here
00:26:48know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50anyone?
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy
00:26:57I mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08sure you do
00:27:10please
00:27:10enlighten us
00:27:12tell us all
00:27:13how I did my trick
00:27:15all in good time
00:27:16idiot
00:27:17everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18pathetic
00:27:19Daniel
00:27:20you're up
00:27:30what's he doing?
00:27:32he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there
00:27:34looks like your fella's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens
00:27:40when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it
00:27:45it doesn't matter
00:27:46what you think
00:27:47okay
00:27:48you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl
00:27:52who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you
00:27:54we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:10why don't you let me help you
00:28:12magic
00:28:15switch it now
00:28:16prop boy
00:28:18you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:21you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:29I swore off my old life
00:28:39but I can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help
00:28:59Brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:09you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion
00:29:23but still
00:29:25you hold out hope
00:29:26that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:33see every day you experience your reality
00:29:36through your senses
00:29:38but what if you couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:54you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey Mr. Kensington
00:30:15I told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22I think there's something else going on
00:30:25now I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30I knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which would be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he's going to shatter that glass
00:30:56all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:13unbelievable
00:31:14amazing
00:31:19whoa
00:31:23that was fast
00:31:25there you go
00:31:27my judges
00:31:28my judge man
00:31:30that was incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine
00:31:37reduction sauce
00:31:38you can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:08not a clue
00:32:10and you Jennifer
00:32:12I'm completely sunk
00:32:16well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21Daniel
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron fill mix
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ironizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:45that's
00:32:47correct
00:32:50amazing
00:32:50and Matthew
00:32:52how did Daniel do his trick
00:32:58I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:13I need a knife
00:33:19let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no
00:33:36he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:41there's no way
00:33:42an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45he probably blocked me all the judges
00:33:47or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was gonna do that with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges
00:33:56he's that guy
00:34:02it doesn't matter
00:34:03get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:11you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:33that's
00:34:34that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual
00:34:39six star magician
00:34:40alright
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:47second round is
00:34:47quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50you had your little fun
00:34:51in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an actual prop
00:34:55a real magician
00:34:56doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake
00:34:59amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard earned skills
00:35:04now
00:35:05now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh
00:35:19you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:39you were trained by the master of magic
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized
00:35:44that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:47disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:56against somebody
00:35:56who's better
00:35:57than the master of magic
00:35:59oh so what
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:03ah
00:36:04Miss Barlow
00:36:06it is
00:36:07an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's
00:36:23old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new
00:36:27master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first
00:36:38it is all about
00:36:39quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master
00:36:50of magic
00:36:56do you think
00:36:57you can beat that
00:36:58that's a change
00:36:59every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way
00:37:00you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:08there's not a magic
00:37:08technique in the world
00:37:09that would make
00:37:09that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic
00:37:12would be able to do that
00:37:13I know
00:37:14every one of his secrets
00:37:16are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:18the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like
00:37:22to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one
00:37:39two
00:37:40like there's three
00:37:41standard
00:37:43oh my god
00:37:44her pace
00:37:44how is she doing
00:37:48is she about to break
00:37:49the record
00:37:49you're about to break
00:37:50the record
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:51this is unreal
00:37:54this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:02and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen
00:38:09anything like it
00:38:10the concentration
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it
00:38:16from the master of magic
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it
00:38:18if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:22figure out my technique
00:38:23but no
00:38:24she's a fraud
00:38:25like the rest
00:38:26Sophie
00:38:26you can beat that
00:38:28right
00:38:28I can only manage
00:38:309 or 10 changes
00:38:31but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete
00:38:38or do you just want
00:38:40to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:46come on Sophie
00:38:47there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl
00:38:55with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:57anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy
00:39:00on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out
00:39:02here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can I get ready
00:39:05for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new
00:39:08master of magic
00:39:09come on
00:39:10one of you
00:39:11at least has to try
00:39:13I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie
00:39:20Eugene
00:39:22Xavier
00:39:23if I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance
00:39:29well well
00:39:30looks like I won
00:39:33sir
00:39:34are you hiring
00:39:37really
00:39:37you're going to betray
00:39:39your boss
00:39:39right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers
00:39:43sorry Samuel
00:39:44you should not put
00:39:45your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing
00:39:48about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them
00:40:00Daniel
00:40:02hey watch
00:40:03where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:10we still have a shot
00:40:12I'm gonna take it
00:40:13Daniel stop
00:40:14you can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16agree
00:40:17if you trust me
00:40:22and with the Kensington team
00:40:24giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do
00:40:32their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know
00:40:37what a quick change act
00:40:38is prop boy
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40really Samuel
00:40:42you're sending out
00:40:43the help again
00:40:44this loser
00:40:45has no chance
00:40:46of beating Kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him
00:40:48but Samuel
00:40:49just wouldn't
00:40:49listen
00:40:50this worker
00:40:51conned him
00:40:52just like he conned
00:40:53the judges
00:40:53in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason
00:40:56why he's here
00:40:56is because Brie
00:40:57has a little crush
00:40:58on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh
00:40:59is that what's going on
00:41:01the producer's
00:41:02amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save
00:41:04the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel
00:41:09are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these
00:41:30quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track
00:41:33of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing
00:41:40but I'm always hiring
00:41:42boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing
00:41:46boy
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:54hey Brie
00:41:54you might want to
00:41:56turn around for this one
00:41:57okay
00:41:57your boyfriend
00:41:58is about to reveal
00:41:59himself for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is
00:42:01seriously get off the stage
00:42:03you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy
00:42:06you're not getting 18
00:42:07bro
00:42:07knock it off
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing
00:42:10are you happy
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted
00:42:14my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing
00:42:24isn't it
00:42:25see we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by
00:42:27too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:32stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master
00:42:39of magic's technique
00:42:44this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do
00:42:48I'm trying now
00:42:53I'm blank
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that
00:43:09a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance
00:43:13well I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest
00:43:17you sure about that
00:43:34how did he do that
00:43:3877
00:43:4078
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:57it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible
00:44:01for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master
00:44:05of magic
00:44:06wait
00:44:07is he the real
00:44:09master of magic
00:44:11the misdirect
00:44:12you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:15the transformation
00:44:16on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:20you have just witnessed
00:44:21the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man
00:44:23is the master
00:44:25of magic
00:44:26oh my god
00:44:32I knew it
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:34oh
00:44:36cause
00:44:38I just made an axe
00:44:40of myself
00:44:41in front of the real
00:44:42master of magic
00:44:44without question
00:44:46I believe I see
00:44:47for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel
00:44:50is the winner
00:44:51of this competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:01Daniel
00:45:03Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired
00:45:10by example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if
00:45:12you've been with me
00:45:13every step of the way
00:45:14how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me
00:45:16you learned everything
00:45:17from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I spent the last
00:45:25six years
00:45:26looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up
00:45:28hope I'd ever find
00:45:29the master of magic
00:45:31cause I know
00:45:31that before you
00:45:32were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world class
00:45:35cat burglar
00:45:40tonight
00:45:40the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest
00:45:43influx of cash
00:45:44in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together
00:45:46an organization
00:45:47to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds
00:45:49of millions
00:45:50of dollars
00:45:51that you'd make
00:45:52more in one night
00:45:53than a lifetime
00:45:54performing on this stage
00:45:56here
00:45:58down payment
00:45:59to show you
00:45:59I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make
00:46:04some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds
00:46:08of the competition
00:46:09didn't I
00:46:10well
00:46:11yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington
00:46:14gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right
00:46:17of course
00:46:19but what do you think
00:46:20of my offer
00:46:22what I think
00:46:22of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you
00:46:31get out of here
00:46:32before I conjure a horse
00:46:33out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:42wow
00:46:43everybody
00:46:44give it up
00:46:45for the master
00:46:46of magic
00:46:47wow
00:46:50you know Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah
00:46:55of course
00:46:56I mean
00:46:56even an idiot
00:46:57could see
00:46:58he was the master
00:46:59of magic
00:47:00and honestly
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing
00:47:05in the same room
00:47:06as you
00:47:06right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting
00:47:11like you had his back
00:47:12this whole time
00:47:12after all the
00:47:13abuse you heaped
00:47:15on him earlier
00:47:15no we were just
00:47:17joking
00:47:18right
00:47:19guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay
00:47:22with us
00:47:22right
00:47:23Daniel
00:47:24yeah
00:47:24of course he's gonna
00:47:25stay with us
00:47:26we were just
00:47:27you know
00:47:27join him some love
00:47:29yeah
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions
00:47:32were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the
00:47:35greatest magician
00:47:36of all time
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment
00:47:41is
00:47:41punishment
00:47:42punishment is a
00:47:43very strong word
00:47:44no we don't
00:47:44I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little
00:47:51public humiliation
00:47:53will do you
00:47:53three some good
00:48:01I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most
00:48:03embarrassing thing
00:48:04I've ever seen
00:48:04disgusting
00:48:06what are you doing
00:48:07there for
00:48:08go
00:48:08just go
00:48:08we have to go
00:48:10here
00:48:14so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:19master of magic
00:48:20I don't feel
00:48:22I am worthy
00:48:23to be on the
00:48:23same stage
00:48:24as you
00:48:25if
00:48:26you want to
00:48:27stay
00:48:27I gladly open
00:48:29for you
00:48:29and give you
00:48:30the marquee
00:48:31performance
00:48:32but
00:48:32whether you
00:48:34stay or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:35it's completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:39so what do you
00:48:40say
00:48:43if you knew
00:48:44how I'd let
00:48:44Eric die
00:48:45you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the
00:48:49master of magic
00:48:50that may be
00:48:52true
00:48:52but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever
00:48:56do what
00:48:57you did
00:48:57up here
00:49:01Daniel
00:49:04Daniel
00:49:04Daniel
00:49:05Daniel
00:49:07Daniel
00:49:08Daniel
00:49:08Daniel
00:49:09Daniel
00:49:10Daniel
00:49:10Daniel
00:49:10Daniel
00:49:10Daniel
00:49:11That bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel
00:49:14be Eric's
00:49:15brother
00:49:27Hey
00:49:29all this time
00:49:30and I didn't
00:49:31recognize you
00:49:31Daniel
00:49:32Daniel
00:49:32Daniel
00:49:33Daniel
00:49:33Daniel
00:49:34You're still
00:49:34the same
00:49:35the older
00:49:36brother
00:49:36looking out
00:49:37for the
00:49:37smaller kid
00:49:38anytime
00:49:39Eric got
00:49:39hurt
00:49:39he'd come
00:49:40running
00:49:42I wouldn't
00:49:43matter the
00:49:43most
00:49:45I let
00:49:45him down
00:49:50Eric knew
00:49:51what he
00:49:51was doing
00:49:53and he
00:49:54was so
00:49:54proud of
00:49:54you
00:49:55the only
00:49:56time
00:49:56you let
00:49:57him
00:49:57down
00:49:57is when
00:49:58you stopped
00:49:58being the
00:49:59master of
00:49:59magic
00:50:00what
00:50:01Eric
00:50:02believed
00:50:02in you
00:50:04and your
00:50:04gifts
00:50:05don't let
00:50:06your guilt
00:50:06take that
00:50:07away
00:50:08you're still
00:50:09the master
00:50:09of magic
00:50:11you just
00:50:11have to
00:50:12claim it
00:50:19where'd he go
00:50:20Daniel
00:50:21Daniel
00:50:21we want
00:50:22an interview
00:50:22in here
00:50:34I could have
00:50:35sworn he went
00:50:35this way
00:50:35you have to
00:50:35be here
00:50:36somewhere
00:50:45you have
00:50:46fans
00:50:47well that
00:50:48sounds
00:50:49awful
00:50:51happy
00:50:51happy
00:50:52like
00:50:52don't
00:50:52or
00:51:19when
00:51:19you
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:28This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy. Jail and laws are only for the poor. I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino, as well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine. I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43For ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53Pay you once millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:08Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just what you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be peeing up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vekas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him, easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But, you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:17And then?
00:57:20My own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you.
00:58:09Just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot, and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:04How did he do that?
00:59:06Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the court.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good, we wouldn't want a double-classy girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumbassie.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch your sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:22God.
01:01:23Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't resist.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on women.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:53We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These mortals on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested, and that will be the big disruption that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a ball guy.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, wait.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:27Oh my gosh, amazing on your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:59Code 11, all security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more better than any child?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I'm all that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:59You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so it's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:06Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:54Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:08:00Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06in the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what they already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Fickle him.
01:08:45Power for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all our heads?
01:09:06Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss BNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:03They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Oh, this is more than I even thought.
01:10:33Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:37Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like
01:11:41reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:49I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:58We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using
01:14:34your casino as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:40can get you out of this.
01:14:42Just who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:49you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:59No!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans
01:15:12from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24of the same glass windows
01:15:27and the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:42Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see
01:15:51and we'll see.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier.
01:16:20Because I...
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