00:00You know, if I get the 10 nominations, because, hey, look, there's no guarantee I'm standing for the election, as
00:05I'm sure you know.
00:07I'm game, but I have to get the signatures from 10 local inhabitants.
00:11Otherwise, this is a non-starter.
00:13And then, of course, I will tailor my manifesto to the local area, as always.
00:19But most of my national policies will remain.
00:22Building at least one affordable house, nationalizing Adele, bring back CFAX,
00:27and, of course, moving the hand dryer in the gents' toilet in the Crown and Treaty pub Oxbridge to a
00:34more sensible position,
00:36because, as you know, it's a national issue.
00:39Those policies didn't go down too well, did they, with the good people of Makerfield?
00:43I believe you got 95 votes at the recent by-election.
00:46So how are you hoping to do any better?
00:49What a disgracefully scornful tone.
00:52How dare you?
00:5395 actual votes?
00:56That's a Dolly Parton.
00:5795, just one shy of a reverse 69, which I scored against Boris in an Oxbridge Sports Hall in 2019.
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