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05:16Đó là 2 của chúng ta.
05:17A campus visit looks great on an application,
05:20so this should really help your chances.
05:22So now all I need is your deposit to secure your seat on Kirkland Air.
05:27Wow, that's cheap, even for us.
05:29Yeah, about that deposit, I totally have it.
05:32I just have to take care of one teeny tiny baby little thing first.
05:37$1,100.
05:38What? Are you high on gas fumes?
05:40Most certainly, but that's also what it's gonna cost to fix this car.
05:43But that will completely wipe me out.
05:46Sorry, it's the best I can do.
05:47I mean, the vandal took up a lot of space.
05:49I thought you could just, like, clean it off with, like, a spray and a rag.
05:52No, no, no, no.
05:54You have to match the paint, and Subarus are imported,
05:57so it's gonna be pricey.
05:59Look, Skeet, can't we just get a door from an old clunker in a junkyard
06:03and just swap it in?
06:04Sure, I could do a clunk swap or easy,
06:07but that's gonna run you about three grand.
06:09Damn it!
06:09Okay, you know what?
06:11I guess I'm just gonna have to take my business to a more economical shop.
06:15All right, well, good luck with that.
06:17We are the cheapest place in town.
06:19That's why we're called Cheap Skeets Auto Repair and Tanning Salon.
06:29Well, Kamala, I wasn't expecting you today.
06:32Sorry for coming unannounced.
06:34Every kid at the Pinewoods is auditioning for Teen Hamilton,
06:36and I just can't hear another child rap about the Federalist Papers.
06:40So I thought I could just come work here today.
06:42Of course!
06:42But you know what might be a better room?
06:45The garage.
06:46No loud noises.
06:47No abundance of airflow to distract you.
06:50What?
06:51Paati, why are you acting so weird?
06:57Oh my God!
06:58Are you being held hostage?
06:59Don't worry.
07:00I'll save you.
07:01I took a self-defense class online.
07:03Kamala, stop!
07:04I'm not a hostage.
07:07Len, come out.
07:15Hi there.
07:16I'm Len.
07:17Who the hell are you?
07:18Kamala, please meet my white boyfriend.
07:22Why tell me he's white?
07:24I can see him.
07:25How about I fix everybody a sandwich, huh?
07:32Hey guys, I have devastating news.
07:34I can't go on the New York trip because I have to pay to fix my car.
07:37What?
07:38No.
07:39Yeah, and now it's gonna cost me all the money I earned this summer working at my mom's office.
07:43Do you know how many disgusting skin conditions I had to see?
07:46I saw a nostril cyst get lanced for nothing.
07:49But you have to come.
07:51Can't you just leave stupid bitch on there?
07:53Or is that something an enabler of toxic masculinity would say?
07:57Won't your mom spot you the money?
07:59No.
07:59She thinks it's too extravagant.
08:01Wow, that sucks.
08:02It's just that every single thing I'd hope for for senior year has been completely ruined by friggin' Margo.
08:07And she's totally gonna get away with it.
08:09I'm sorry.
08:10I know this is hard for yummy.
08:13Huh?
08:15Ladies, I have an official announcement to make.
08:17I'm moving on from Trent, and that sizzling beefsteak over there is my next meal.
08:23Ethan?
08:24Really?
08:25I mean, I get that he's hot, but he's also kind of a degenerate.
08:28Yeah.
08:29What about Trent?
08:30You can't just give up on him.
08:31He doesn't wanna be with me.
08:33He's made that very clear.
08:34And as Dua Lipa said, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
08:39I don't think that's the lyric.
08:40It is, Davey.
08:41It's one of her rules.
08:43Also, look at Ethan.
08:45He's beautiful.
08:46He's dangerous.
08:48And it feels like there's always a wind hitting him somehow.
08:52It seems scientifically impossible, but I do see it.
08:55Well, Elle, as someone whose senior year has already gone tits up, I support it.
08:59Follow your bliss before some jealous slur steals it from you.
09:02Thanks, I think.
09:04Now, which soda is the sexiest one to buy?
09:07Squirt.
09:09Oh, my God.
09:10Am I a bro now?
09:11Who am I?
09:15Um, I'll be right back.
09:19Yo, Ben.
09:21I hope you know you're dating a straight-up psychopath.
09:23Well, wouldn't be the first time.
09:25Well, you know your girlfriend wrecked my car, right?
09:29No, she didn't.
09:30Of course she did.
09:31Who else at this school hates my guts?
09:33Don't answer that.
09:34She said she didn't do it, and I believe her.
09:36Really?
09:37It makes more sense to you that a total rando out of nowhere would deface my car rather than the
09:41girl who is currently furious at me?
09:45Come on, Ben.
09:46You're smarter than that.
09:48Look, Davey, what is it that you want, exactly?
09:50Uh, for you to tell me how you can be with her?
09:52How you can date someone who is actively trying to hurt me?
09:55Don't you care about me at all?
09:57I mean, I know not like that, but I at least thought we were friends.
10:02We are friends.
10:03What do you want me to do?
10:04Break up with my girlfriend?
10:06All I'm saying is that I wouldn't stand by and let someone do that to you.
10:11I don't know what to say to that.
10:15Well, maybe you can think about it on the New York trip, which I can no longer afford.
10:19Please thank Margo for that.
10:23And as a registered doula, it was my duty to stand by her.
10:28So that's why I was out yesterday.
10:32Excuse me, Mrs. Snooney.
10:34I couldn't help but overhear your beautiful story.
10:37By any chance, did you happen to get a substitute teacher for your classes yesterday?
10:41A substitute?
10:43You think just any carbon-based organism with a diploma could take my place?
10:48My darling child, I think not.
10:52Thank you, Mrs. Snooney.
10:53You're welcome, strange girl.
10:55Well, well, well. Contrary to Margo's alibi, there was no class yesterday.
11:00So who's this stupid bitch now?
11:05So wait, you have a boyfriend?
11:08Yes, Kamala. Don't look so shocked.
11:10I'm clearly a gum elf.
11:12Okay, simmer down.
11:14I'm just wondering why you kept him a secret.
11:16Because it's so shameful.
11:18I shouldn't be flitting about with a boyfriend like Carrie Bradshaw.
11:21I should be mourning my dead husband like Carrie Bradshaw.
11:26Spoiler alert.
11:27Your husband died 20 years ago.
11:29No one would judge you for moving on.
11:31But they should.
11:33Respectable widows aren't supposed to move on.
11:35My mother was a widow from age 22 to 104.
11:38That's the way you're supposed to do it.
11:40Is it?
11:41Yes.
11:42Widows should devote their time to their grandchildren.
11:44Not get involved with a silver fox who drives a Ferrari.
11:47Len drives a Ferrari?
11:49He just drove one.
11:50He still has the dealership's business card in his wallet.
11:53But now that the cat's out of the bag, I will end things.
11:57Please don't tell Nalini.
11:58I won't.
11:59But I don't think you really need to break up with him.
12:02Unlike some people in the family, I would never ask you to do that.
12:05What are you referring to?
12:07You know, like how you told Manish she couldn't come to the house anymore.
12:10That doesn't sound like me.
12:12I've always loved Manish.
12:15Sure.
12:15Look.
12:16All I'm saying is wanting companionship is not shameful.
12:20And if you just let the family support you, we would.
12:23All we want is for you to be happy.
12:26Okay.
12:27Who is ready to go clubbing?
12:31Club sandwiches.
12:34Nurmi loves my puns.
12:40Hey.
12:42What you working on?
12:44Nothing.
12:45Just a little side project.
12:47Cool.
12:49So, listen, you know you can tell me anything, right?
12:53For the last time, I don't think your big watch makes your wrists look dainty.
12:57No, that's not what I was asking.
12:59Although I appreciate you saying that.
13:01I just mean that if you spray painted Davy's car, you could tell me.
13:07Wait.
13:08You think I did it?
13:10No.
13:10But you did have a good reason, so I could understand why you might.
13:15How can you possibly think I would vandalize your ex-girlfriend's car?
13:18I don't know.
13:19Maybe because you were really mad at her and have unlimited access to art supplies,
13:22and currently are smashing things in a fiery rage.
13:25What?
13:25No, I'm not raging out.
13:27These are for a decorative mosaic I'm making.
13:30Oh.
13:31Wow.
13:32That's actually quite beautiful.
13:33Yeah, it is.
13:35But just to rewind a second.
13:37It kind of seems like you trust Davy more than me.
13:40No.
13:40No, I don't.
13:41Sure sounds like it.
13:42Ben, I'm your girlfriend.
13:44You should know I'm not a criminal.
13:46Margot Ramos, please come to the principal's office.
13:50Margot Ramos, to the principal's office.
13:52Mmm, you hear that, baby?
13:54That's the sound of sweet revenge.
13:56What did you do?
13:58Let's just say Margot is about to be Margot.
14:01Fun wordplay.
14:02Thank you.
14:02I worked on it all.
14:03Oh, shut up, shut up.
14:09What's up, Ethan?
14:10Cool breeze.
14:12Uh, yeah, I fell.
14:14Wow.
14:16You're crazy.
14:18Hola, clase.
14:19Hoy continuamos nuestra lección sobre animales.
14:24Ethan, quieres escribir las mascotas que tienes en la pizarra?
14:28Nah, I'm good.
14:30Just write your pets on the board.
14:32Ugh.
14:38Ugh, he's so tortured.
14:41I can't wait to crack him open like a creaky cellar door and explore the hidden treasures within.
14:47Yeah, I don't think there's much going on below the surface.
14:50Uh, I think again, the boy's got turtles.
14:55Wait just one secundo.
14:58Did Ethan write his T's in the same psychotic way as Margot?
15:06Hey Ethan, quick question.
15:08You didn't happen to write stupid bitch on my car, did you?
15:11Oh shit, was that your car?
15:13I thought it was Senora Diaz's car.
15:15She gave me an F on a worksheet.
15:17Stupid bitch.
15:19¿En español, Ethan?
15:20Sorry.
15:22Pero es tu vida.
15:24Davey, you pegged the wrong guy.
15:26It was Ethan that defaced the Soobs.
15:28Margot was innocent after all.
15:31Ay Dios mio.
15:34All right, Miss Ramos, it's come to my attention that you lied straight to my face about being in class
15:39yesterday.
15:40You lied?
15:41Principal Grubbs, I'm sorry.
15:43I only lied because I didn't want to seem guilty, but that doesn't mean I am guilty.
15:48Mr. Gross, why are you even here?
15:50Haven't you caused enough trouble, your tiny stud?
15:53Now, Miss Ramos, you may be looking at a suspension.
15:57What?
15:58No, Ben, I promise I did not handle it.
16:02I didn't do it.
16:02It wasn't her.
16:03Margot's innocent.
16:06What?
16:08Yeah, I did a boof.
16:11Might be, but I did figure out who did do it.
16:13No.
16:14Davey, I don't want to hear it.
16:16What?
16:16But this is for real.
16:17Davey, no.
16:19You have wasted far too much of my time.
16:21I mean, can't we just go one day without you creating mayhem all around you?
16:27As I was saying, Margot, I believed you the whole time.
16:30Thank you for stopping by.
16:33Sure.
16:35Uh, Margot, I'm really sorry.
16:39Hopefully we can laugh about this one day.
16:45But maybe not today.
16:55Hi, uh, is this the science club?
16:57My name is Fabiola.
16:59I am captain of the robotics team and I just wanted to stop by to say that we are looking
17:02for new members if anyone's interested.
17:04I have a pretty tight schedule, but I might be able to squeeze you in.
17:08Not you, Gerard.
17:09I was sort of hoping for some like-minded STEM-loving ladies.
17:15Um, thanks for letting us know, but I think we're gonna pass.
17:19Okay, look.
17:20I've recently heard some rumors about the anti-feminist vibe of our club.
17:24But it's not as bad as people are saying.
17:26I mean, there's a woman in charge.
17:29Were you in charge on Monday?
17:30Because it was pretty bad then.
17:33Do you even know what a motherboard is?
17:35No, but I'm interested in learning.
17:38I don't know.
17:39This pack moves at a breakneck pace.
17:41Not sure you can keep up with the big dogs!
17:48Can you guys stop barking?
17:52All right, let's saw this beanie baby in half.
17:58Okay, yeah, that's pretty damning.
18:00As cool as robotics is, no one wants to get talked down to by a bunch of neckbeards with B
18:05.O.
18:05I get it.
18:06But if any of you are really interested in robotics, I promise, I am going to change the culture
18:12of my club.
18:13Power down trying.
18:23Hey!
18:24Wow.
18:25Kind of a crazy day, huh?
18:31So, look.
18:32I am so sorry about the mix-up with Margo.
18:35I feel really bad, but you know...
18:37Listen, Davey.
18:38Margo asked me not to speak to you anymore.
18:40What?
18:41Yeah, she was pretty upset about what went down, and I'm going to respect that.
18:45So, you're just not going to talk to me ever again?
18:48Ben, it was a misunderstanding.
18:50Come on.
18:51Sorry, Davey.
18:52In a single day, Davey had lost both a round-trip ticket and a lover turned friend.
18:58And there was only one dipshit to blame.
19:03Ok.
19:05Let's go, Dickwad.
19:07What the?
19:08I'm going to hold on to this until you get my car fixed.
19:11So, I have like four more of those at home.
19:13Then I'll beat you to death with this one.
19:15You can't go around messing with something that belongs to someone else.
19:18Geez, I'm so sorry.
19:20Yeah, you will be sorry if you don't get my car looking brand new ASAP.
19:23And it better frickin' sparkle, sweetheart.
19:27You sound like one of the Sopranos.
19:30They call me Crazy Davey for a reason.
19:33You wanna find out why?
19:37No.
19:40Fix my car, punk.
19:46What's up, Davey?
19:47Hey, Paxton.
19:48Wait, what? Paxton?
19:50Can't talk now. I've got an interview.
20:00What are you guys doing?
20:01Look, Torres, we made a robot that gives purple nurples.
20:04Are you kidding me?
20:05Ah, my nurps!
20:06Do you know what people are saying about our team?
20:08That we're a bunch of cool geniuses who don't know how sexy we are?
20:11No, no one has said that ever.
20:13People are saying that we are a group of gatekeeping dork bros who are unwelcoming to women.
20:17We are not unwelcoming.
20:19We just haven't had any girl candidates aside from you who are up to par.
20:22What do you mean, up to par?
20:25You know what, Eric?
20:26Since you consider yourself so above par, why don't you tell me what a scale invariant feature transform is?
20:38I mean, I definitely know.
20:41Then tell me.
20:42If you are such an expert on robotics and have nothing left to learn, then tell me what that means.
20:52I don't know, okay?
20:54I'm an idiot.
20:55Is that what you want to hear?
20:57Why are you making me feel so small?
20:59To teach you a lesson.
21:00From this day forward, this club will cease to be a cesspool of toxic beta masculinity.
21:05We will be inviting and inclusive, and we will no longer make robots whose sole purpose is to physically grope.
21:13And maybe people could also try wearing deodorant?
21:17Yes.
21:18We will be a BL-free zone.
21:21Is that clear?
21:23Hello, everyone.
21:24Please welcome Michelle.
21:25She will be...
21:28joining us?
21:29Yeah.
21:30I'd love that.
21:37Hello!
21:38Who's hungry?
21:39I went to Franco's.
21:40Did you get extra G-nuts?
21:42Of course I did.
21:42Do you think I want a riot to break out of my own home?
21:45You went to Franco's?
21:46That's all the way across town.
21:49I thought you liked Antonio's better.
21:51I do.
21:52But I know how much you had Franco's baked Ziti.
21:54That's right.
21:55Because we all care about you deeply and wouldn't judge you for something that makes you happy.
22:00You're hitting it pretty hard, Kamala.
22:01Just pasta.
22:03I need to tell everyone something.
22:06I know this family looks to me as a pillar of morality.
22:10Almost god-like in virtue.
22:12But I'm a mere woman.
22:14A woman with needs.
22:15So, I would like it to be known that I'm dating someone.
22:21I'm sorry, what?
22:23He's a white man named Len.
22:25Once again, you really didn't need to mention his race.
22:27And we've been going on clandestine unchaperoned lunches together.
22:31There.
22:32The truth is out.
22:34Disown me if you must.
22:36Congratulations, Mommy.
22:37Yeah, get it, party.
22:39Really?
22:40You don't think I'm a common harlot?
22:42Oh, no.
22:44Nirmana, Mommy.
22:45You're a woman who deserves good company.
22:48I told you.
22:50Thank you.
22:51You know he drove a Ferrari once.
22:54Wow.
23:05Yo.
23:06Yo, back.
23:09Alrighty.
23:10So, do I need to give you my keys so you can take this to a repair shop or something?
23:14Repair shop?
23:15No, I just bought a spray.
23:17There's a spray?
23:19Yeah.
23:20How much does that cost?
23:21Thirteen bucks.
23:23Damn you, Skeeter, you no good son of a bitch!
23:27So, you're kind of mean, huh?
23:29No.
23:29I just believe in justice.
23:31Yeah.
23:31Well, whatever it is, I've never been yelled at like that before.
23:34I find that hard to believe.
23:35It's kind of hot.
23:37Say what, bad boy?
23:39Yeah.
23:40When you were yelling at me, I was like, damn.
23:45Davey's kind of sexy.
23:49Thank you.
23:51Davey, no.
23:52What are you doing?
23:53We can't like this punk.
23:55He's your friend's crush.
23:58Oh, shit.
24:09Bye bye.
24:13Bye bye.
24:50Cảm ơn các bạn đã theo dõi và hẹn gặp lại.
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25:54Hẹn gặp lại.
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