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00:00Can we please discuss how epic it is you have a genuine Seattle prospect?
00:03Previously on Elle, he's not a prospect, Madison.
00:07Miles is with Shannon, and Shannon's basically the coolest senior at Rainier West.
00:10I just need to move back to LA and get myself out of this mess.
00:15I could kiss a zillion guys.
00:17You do not write S-L-U-T on someone's locker.
00:21What if the S-L-U-T is swooning over her wannabe besties, B-O-Y?
00:26Get a boyfriend who isn't Miles and throw Kimberly off the scent.
00:30I just need you to get one of your parents to go to the school board meeting tonight.
00:34Snag one of the school budgets.
00:37As previously discussed, the contents of this stays between us till we commit to a plan.
00:43What the hell, LA?
00:45You lied to me!
00:46And I'm not trying to get in your way, but this isn't about me.
00:49It's about me.
00:51Elle's trying to protect me.
00:53Duh.
00:54Uh, Chad and Charlie live with their son down the street.
00:57Aw, that's nice.
00:58Hey.
01:02Hi.
01:04I guess it's gonna be harder to avoid me now, though.
01:20I know.
01:22That was so necessary.
01:24I can't believe we haven't done Mother, Daughter, Manny's since we got here.
01:27Like water in the desert.
01:30Do you know where the nail polish remover is?
01:33Oh, taking it off?
01:35I thought we liked Moody Moff.
01:37Well, that's because our other options were gun metal and corpse.
01:42Hi, this is a message for Elle Woods.
01:45This is Eileen from Cosmopolitan Magazine.
01:48I'm thrilled to tell you that you're a finalist in the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Female LA Internship Program.
01:54What is she talking about?
01:55Follow our FFF finalists submit five-minute videos describing how they're a fun, fearless female at home, at school, and
02:00in their community.
02:01We look forward to your application.
02:03Elle, what was that about?
02:06Oh, that, right.
02:08Seems to be a message about a small, trivial contest I applied to.
02:12Just on a lark.
02:14You know me and larks.
02:15She said it's an internship.
02:17Did she?
02:18In L.A.?
02:21See, I've forgotten that detail.
02:23It would require me to live in L.A. next semester if I won.
02:27Which I won't.
02:29Well, if this happens, I mean, you'd need a chaperone.
02:33I'd have to go back to L.A. with you.
02:35Meaning I'd step away from my social and charitable endeavors.
02:40But if it's really important to you, I'll do it.
02:47I think it could possibly be the best thing ever.
02:51Of course it could be.
02:53Oh, thank God.
02:54Oh, my God!
02:55This is huge!
02:57And if you want a career in fashion, you have to be in L.A.
03:00Or New York.
03:01But New York isn't really for us woods girls.
03:04It's more for women with lowlights.
03:09So, for the video submission, okay, we have to straddle that line between
03:15prestigious enough to be nominated for an Oscar, but not pretentious enough to win.
03:20And thinking black and white.
03:21Like Madonna in Truth or Dare.
03:23Yes, exactly!
03:24Uh-oh.
03:25Sounds like the woods women are up to something.
03:27Honey, Elle won a spring internship at Cosmopolitan Magazine in Century City.
03:33I didn't win. I'm a finalist.
03:35Century City as in L.A.?
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:36Wow.
03:37How are we going to make that work? We live here now.
03:40Well, I offered to chaperone.
03:42And there's still a million details to iron out.
03:44Like winning.
03:45So we need to make a mood board.
03:47Stat.
03:48I want to think of these two words as our guiding light.
03:53Authentic and curated.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Love it.
03:55I have to fly out my nail, girl.
03:57Because there's no way you're winning this thing with these baby coffins on your nails.
04:00So, all I have to do is make a groundbreaking video.
04:03Which, obviously I have in the bag.
04:05You think Scorsese would be right for this?
04:07Potentially not.
04:08We're thinking more of a truth or dare aesthetic.
04:10But the problem with black and white is...
04:12There's no pink.
04:13Exactly.
04:14So I need a new take.
04:16ASAP or sooner.
04:18Speaking of...
04:19Well, nothing.
04:20I was going to talk to you about it when I visited.
04:22But you know I could never keep anything from you.
04:25Oh my God.
04:26What is it?
04:27Okay.
04:28You can just rip the bandit off.
04:29I can take it.
04:30It's about homecoming.
04:32I need you to know that I put up a valiant fight.
04:34I did everything that you suggested.
04:35I canvassed.
04:36I phone banked.
04:37I flirted.
04:38Heavily.
04:38Across all categories.
04:40But nobody knew what in absentia meant.
04:43I'm sorry, Elle, but you're not on the homecoming court.
04:46What?
04:48What?
04:48But me being on homecoming court was supposed to be the amuse-bouge
04:51before my triumphant return to LA next semester.
04:53I have my therapist number at the ready.
04:56Can't pretend this doesn't sting.
04:58I mean, they don't even have homecoming here.
05:02Oh my God.
05:03They don't have homecoming here.
05:05I heard you.
05:06No.
05:06But that's what I'll do for my Cosmo video.
05:08I'll give Seattle the best homecoming of all time
05:10and I'll document the whole thing.
05:12I just have to teach them what homecoming is all about.
05:14Can you think of anything more fun and fearless?
05:17I actually cannot.
05:18I'm only happy when it rains.
05:22I'm only happy when it's complicated.
05:26And though I know you can't appreciate it.
05:30I'm only happy when it rains.
05:52You'll wanna hear about my new obsession.
06:01I'm rising high upon a deep depression.
06:06I'm only happy when it rains.
06:09I'm only happy when it rains.
06:12I'm only happy when it rains.
06:26I'm only happy when it rains.
06:38I'm happy when it rains.
06:39As you can see, homecoming is a celebration of school spirit.
06:43But more importantly, it's a gathering of community.
06:47And they're really, really fun, you guys.
06:50You've never done one here.
06:53Until now.
06:54I've prepared a 12-point plan to bring homecoming
06:57to Rainier West High.
06:58There will be a big game on the home basketball court.
07:01Obviously.
07:03Cheerleaders, a bonfire, a king and a queen,
07:06usually a parade featuring a minor local celebrity.
07:09Last year, my school had Tom Cruise.
07:11Yes, Kimberly.
07:13We don't have a basketball team here.
07:15And our cheerleaders are neither cheerful nor leaders.
07:19Okay.
07:20What sports are happening at the school currently?
07:23Well, Cross Country has their district championships this weekend.
07:27But...
07:27Great!
07:28That'll be the big game then.
07:30With...
07:30Miss Burke's permission.
07:33I'll just infuse some cheer into the cheerleaders
07:35and handle all the logistics myself.
07:38Are there any other questions?
07:39This is so dumb.
07:41It's not a question.
07:42Sorry.
07:43Why is this so dumb?
07:44We don't do that kind of thing here.
07:48Well...
07:48I counter your question with another question.
07:52Why not?
07:54We don't like wearing the same color.
07:56We don't like clapping.
07:58We don't chant.
07:59That's brainwashing, by the way.
08:00We don't believe in popularity contests.
08:04We're not conformist.
08:08Keep coming.
08:10All excellent points, Kimberly.
08:13Maybe no to the homecoming court, but...
08:16I truly believe if you actually tried it, you'd find conformity vicarating.
08:26Okay.
08:27Okay.
08:27I'll do the pep rally.
08:29Oh!
08:31You're volunteering to tackle the pep rally?
08:34Yeah, I know how to do school stuff, too.
08:36So, sign me up.
08:37And you're comfortable with our budgetary constraints?
08:40I mean, all crafting will have to be 100% DIY.
08:44Do it yourself.
08:46DIY is not a novel concept here.
08:47But why will DI it, right?
08:49Huh?
08:50This isn't some anti-establishment ruse to humiliate me in front of the entire school again?
08:56The pep rally will have pep, Elle.
09:00Okay, great.
09:01Thank you, Kimberly.
09:04Really?
09:05Don't forget to read it.
09:06It's really good.
09:08I'm really excited about this DIY thing.
09:11You know, necessity is the mother of invention.
09:14One time, Sadie Myers' dad lost all his money producing a Kevin Costner movie in space.
09:19So, she had to have her 10th birthday party at their house.
09:23And it was actually sort of fun.
09:26In a little house on the prairie way.
09:28So, what's going on with you and Dustin?
09:32Oh.
09:33That, right.
09:35That's over.
09:37In every way.
09:38I'm a single ass.
09:41A girl without a boyfriend.
09:43Samesies.
09:45Wait, what?
09:46Miles and I broke up last night.
09:50It's fine.
09:50I'm fine.
09:51Ever since I got back from my New York trip this summer, it's been strained.
09:54I feel like he was almost relieved when I dumped him.
09:59I'm so sorry, Shannon.
10:01It sucks.
10:01But, you get it.
10:05Because of Dustin?
10:07Of course.
10:08I'm devastated.
10:09But, we were barely together 48 hours.
10:13If we were sushi, you could still safely eat us.
10:15You guys were together, what?
10:18Two years.
10:20I really am okay, though.
10:22It was my choice.
10:28Hey, Dustin.
10:30Hey!
10:30I catch you with that inside again.
10:32It is Saturday detention.
10:36Whatever.
10:38Next.
10:40Here you go.
10:42Hey, this began.
10:44Huh?
10:46What's up?
10:51Thank you for teaching me more about matriarchal societies.
10:57You read my zine.
10:59I always read your zine.
11:06What is this?
11:07I'm making conversation.
11:09With a friend.
11:11Or, Principal Anderson is a crook, and you want my permission to turn the school against him?
11:17I actually wanted to apologize.
11:21I let my disdain for the guy get the best of me, and I screwed up.
11:27Really.
11:30You should keep digging.
11:33I don't want to go to a school run by a corrupt thief anyway.
11:39So, are you apologizing because you actually mean it, or because Elle forced you to?
11:44No, I'm serious.
11:45If I'd known I was putting you at risk of getting kicked out, I never would have been so public.
11:49Plus, Elle was, like, really mad at you.
11:51Yeah, I didn't know anger was an emotion she could feel.
11:55It's pretty quite upsetting.
11:57Terrifying.
12:04It's just not quite right.
12:08Woods women do not look good in green.
12:11But, it's your school color, and you're gonna be on camera tomorrow.
12:15So, persist, we must.
12:17Here.
12:19Let's see you in a forest.
12:20You're a lifesaver, Mom.
12:22I mean, this is important.
12:25I mean, they say, fun, fearless, female, but fashion is implied in all of those words.
12:31I really need this to go well.
12:33I need the video to be so good that I'm a no brainer for the internship.
12:45Bruiser, I never should have doubted you.
12:47I mean, not only are you gonna win this thing, but you might have just convinced me to start wearing
12:51green.
12:54You okay?
13:02I kind of like someone here who I really, really can't like.
13:07Is it unrequited?
13:10How could it be unrequited? You're Elle Woods. I'm sorry I said that.
13:13No, it's complicated.
13:16No, it's complicated.
13:18But how do you unlike someone?
13:21Hmm.
13:23Well, it helps if they do something really bad to you.
13:27Like, when Marlena was possessed by the devil, it was really hard for John to stay attracted to her.
13:33But that's not a perfect example. He still loved her. He exorcised her.
13:37You're right.
13:40Honestly, in my experience, if you really like someone, it's kind of undeniable.
13:48It's like a fast-moving train.
13:51Well, I definitely need to get off this train.
13:54That's why you need to win this contest so you can go back to L.A.
14:00Now we need a fun, fearless attitude.
14:04Let's go brew a pot of oolong and put on our Tony Robbins mix.
14:08I'm gonna try this one on. It'll probably fit.
14:15Hey, Elle.
14:19I have to show you something.
14:22What are we doing?
14:24What do you see?
14:25A haven for people who don't like human interaction.
14:29Computers. Mouses. No mousepads.
14:34Mouses or mice?
14:35Missing.
14:36The school budget, which Anderson single-handedly oversees, said we spent $129 on mousepads last month.
14:43But no mousepads.
14:44Just like we're supposed to have a nurse three days a week, which is only in on Thursdays.
14:48Okay, what about earthquake insurance? That seems legitimate.
14:51Great. In the unlikely event the school collapses in an earthquake, we're saved.
14:54Otherwise, we're screwed.
14:56Wait, even if I agree that this all appears shady...
14:58Which you do.
14:59We can't pursue it.
15:01You know how I feel about protecting Liz.
15:03I apologized. She told me to go for it.
15:06You apologized.
15:08For yourself.
15:10I got carried away.
15:13I...
15:14Owned it, and...
15:16We're good.
15:17But that shows integrity.
15:19So why do you look confused?
15:22I don't.
15:25Anyway, I should go.
15:27Gotta get to class.
15:29Big rally this afternoon.
15:31There might be swooping walks.
15:33Okay, bye.
15:40Okay.
15:41Okay, runners.
15:42Attention, please.
15:43Everyone's piling into the gym now.
15:45Once the clock hits 315 on the dot, we'll run in.
15:48I'll hit play on Cotton Eye Joe, and everyone will be cheering their faces off.
15:51Then we'll announce your names...
15:53Boom!
15:53Hi, hello, hi.
15:54Sorry, sorry.
15:57Back to the top, or wherever you're comfortable.
16:00Okay.
16:02Anyway, we'll all go in, and we'll announce your names one by one, starting with Miles.
16:07Who's late, by the way. Where is he?
16:09He might not come.
16:11Why would he do that?
16:12He volunteers at an animal shelter on Thursdays.
16:15He's usually late to practice.
16:17Okay.
16:18That's a very neutral, not at all appealing thing for him to do.
16:21I have no response to that whatsoever.
16:24Great.
16:25Well, I'll run in.
16:26There'll be instantly iconic speeches, banners, streamers, vendors.
16:30Fingers crossed, and some swooping hawks.
16:33Maybe a balloon arch.
16:34It's time.
16:36Okay.
16:37Rainier West High Runners.
16:38Are you ready to get your pep on?
16:41Come on!
16:46Woo-hoo!
16:48Woo!
16:49Woo!
16:52Woo!
16:57Where is everybody?
17:00Um, oh my God.
17:04I'm sorry, Al.
17:06Kimberly said she had this.
17:14Kimberly?
17:15This is a disaster.
17:17So what's with the camera crew?
17:20Uh, they're recording this for posterity.
17:23Never mind.
17:24What happened?
17:25Where are the decorations?
17:26Where are the posters?
17:27Where is everyone?
17:28You said you'd spread the word.
17:29I did.
17:30I used that computer thing.
17:32Email.
17:32Nobody uses email.
17:34You might as well have sent a carrier pigeon.
17:36Email?
17:37Seriously?
17:38That's really messed up.
17:39Okay, how was I supposed to know that no one would check their, like, computers?
17:42You did this on purpose.
17:45Why?
17:46Because she doesn't like me.
17:51Never mind.
17:52I will figure out the rest of Homecoming by myself.
17:57Bam!
18:01Mom, can you not, please?
18:03Honey, but this is your all is lost moment.
18:07It's when our heroine rises from the ashes.
18:10Like a fun, fearless female would.
18:16Great.
18:19Thank you, oysters, for your vulnerability.
18:23We're done here.
18:32That was very uncool.
18:34Can I help?
18:36I don't even know where to start.
18:39I want to show you something.
18:42I'm intrigued.
18:47You were so right.
18:48The whipped cream takes this rappuccino to the next level.
18:51I know.
18:51They should make them this way.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:56So, my mom likes to bring me to this place, because sometimes you can see Mount Rainier, and sometimes you
19:02can't.
19:03And when we're here on the cloudy days, my mom always says, I bet we'll see it tomorrow.
19:09I know.
19:11As a naturally glass-full person, I deeply relate.
19:18But my glass is feeling a little emptier today.
19:24I really need this homecoming to be perfect, but I'm starting to feel like it was a terrible idea.
19:31Kimberly can actually be a really good friend.
19:34Her home life isn't great, so she's got some insecurities that can make her kind of monstrous.
19:48Homecoming wasn't a terrible idea, but Seattle's a little more grass roots.
19:54People are quirky.
19:56They're really afraid of being like everyone else.
19:59Except when it comes to plaid.
20:02I've known you for like five minutes, but you're a force.
20:07I feel like you can do this.
20:09Oh, we have no budget, no concessions.
20:11Dr. Soleil isn't returning my calls.
20:13I know in LA you're used to Harrison Ford coming to your birthday party or whatever.
20:19It was a Halloween party and he came dressed as Indiana Jones, which felt a little first thought.
20:25We can do homecoming.
20:27It might just not be like an LA homecoming.
20:31People are creative here.
20:33Maybe let them do it their way instead of your way.
20:37That might be really amazing too.
20:41To homecoming.
20:43To homecoming.
20:54So, homecoming still needs a DJ slash announcer.
20:58And I'm thinking, do I have any wonderful friends with commanding voices and great taste in music?
21:05Are you going to micromanage my playlist and eventually DJ the homecoming yourself?
21:09No. You can play whatever you want. Completely up to you.
21:13Did you hit your head again?
21:14I'm going to micromanage my style.
21:17Okay, twelve dozen brownies and the place smells like the keyboard factory.
21:22Do you think this will be enough?
21:24You're a saint, Donna.
21:25I should put pot in one of them.
21:28Just for fun. You know, like Willy Wonka's chocolate bars.
21:32Mom, this is a school function.
21:33No, that's good actually.
21:36Not your mom drugging children.
21:38Just, you know, the suggestion of it.
21:42Friends, stoners, come to the homecoming race this weekend.
21:45My mom's famous brownies.
21:48One of them has something that you, specifically, might like.
22:01Okay, ladies. Now marching around the circle. Arms up. Try to keep on the beat.
22:09Miss Burke, I thought you said you, you taught aerobics.
22:13I taught Eric uses the grind workout at the wide Albuquerque.
22:17Okay.
22:19Ladies.
22:20And ma'am.
22:22Uh, you're giving more beginning of the music video for Smells Like Teen Spirit.
22:28And I'm going to need more end of the music video for Smells Like Teen Spirit.
22:33But also, freestyling's cool too.
22:36Let your personality shine.
22:49Dad!
22:51Sorry. Dad, we still need someone to run the medic tent.
22:54Could you reach out to one of the doctors in your golf group?
22:58Elle, I'm a doctor.
23:00Oh my God. I totally forgot.
23:02This is perfect.
23:04Mom!
23:05Mom, I'm almost done checking everything off the list.
23:08Do you want to help me heat press Rainier West into the cheer outfits?
23:11Oh honey, I'd love to. I'm full steam ahead on the video.
23:16Trying to make this pep rally look...
23:19Fun?
23:20Fun-er.
23:21I'm using footage of you leading the team into the gym and then cutting to stock footage of other high
23:27schools celebrating.
23:28You know how to do that?
23:31I do now.
23:33You don't stay up too late.
23:34Puffy eyes are neither fun nor fearless.
23:39All right.
23:40It's gonna feel different with music. It's gonna feel different with music.
23:51Okay.
23:52Our fun, fearless female is about to lead Rainier West High's very first homecoming game.
24:01Race, cross country.
24:02Sure.
24:03How are you feeling?
24:07I'm feeling ready for a fantastic day.
24:11And for context, starting a high school homecoming might not seem fearless, but in Seattle where people are on a
24:17scale from misanthropic to apathetic, it's a huge risk.
24:22High probability of failure.
24:28But I'm not afraid of a challenge.
25:04I don't want to be any.
25:08I did it.
25:10Yes!
25:14I'm a superstar leaping through the sky
25:17Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
25:21I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
25:26I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me
25:30I'm burning through the sky
25:34To 100 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
25:39I'm traveling at the speed of light
25:41I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
25:47Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me
25:49Hey, hey, hey!
25:50Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh
25:52Don't stop me, don't stop me
25:54Have a good time, good time
25:56Don't stop me, don't stop me
26:15Oh, I'm burning through the sky
26:18To 100 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
26:23I'm traveling at the speed of light
26:26I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
26:30Don't stop me now
26:32I'm having such a good time
26:34I'm having a ball
26:35Don't stop me now
26:38If you wanna have a good time
26:40Just give me a call
26:42Don't stop me now
26:43Don't stop me now
26:44I'm having a good time
26:45Don't stop me now
26:47Yes, I'm having a good time
26:48I don't wanna stop at all
27:14Okay, runners, one minute to start
27:19Oh, that dance was incredible
27:21And so many people showed up
27:23You were right
27:29So, good luck, everyone
27:32Caleb
27:33Buzzcut guy
27:35Miles
27:37Jackson
27:40Please
27:41Everyone have a great race equally
27:45I'll see you at the finish
27:46Runners, take your mark
27:50Get set
27:51Go
28:01Woohoo!
28:04Go Miles!
28:05Go All Runners!
28:08Woohoo!
28:09Go Miles!
28:10I hope we can win this
28:11He looks good, right?
28:13Equally as good as everyone else
28:14Go
28:17Woohoo!
28:18Can't fight to be there
28:20I can't see her too
28:22Can I get to?
28:27I like the song
28:30What?
28:31I like this song
28:34And?
28:36That's it, I like the song
28:38Thanks
28:48Thanks
28:49Hey, Tla Anderson!
28:50Love to see you get in some school spirit
28:52Yeah, great turnout, Elle
28:54And meet my wife
28:55Oh, so nice to meet you, Mrs. Anderson
28:58Your husband
28:59Your husband's really scary
28:59Aw
29:00He's a teddy bear
29:01Yeah
29:02I can't believe you did all of this
29:04Entire school effort
29:05Aw
29:06And why'd I just say
29:07Your hair is even more aspirational in person than it is in photos
29:12I keep telling him that
29:14Yeah, she does
29:18You know, in three years, I've never seen Anderson smile
29:22It's unsettling
29:23He's had a personality transplant
29:26Maybe his wife just brings out the best in him
29:29Maybe he's two-faced
29:33Did you really come here to creep on him?
29:35I thought you were allergic to seeing people from school outside school
29:38Inside school too, actually
29:47You have a crush on Elle
29:49No, I don't
29:50Oh, it wasn't a question
29:52Elle organized homecoming
29:54That's why you came
29:58I don't have a crush on Elle
30:01We have nothing in common
30:03I have never held a tennis racket
30:05And yet, I have a crush on Gabriella Sabatini
30:07And I have a crush on vigilante justice
30:10Right
30:12And that's it
30:14Uh-huh
30:16Uh-huh
30:18Hey, be honest with me, Doc
30:19How bad is it?
30:21Well, we're gonna have to lose the leg
30:23It's just a minor spring
30:25You're gonna keep some ice on it
30:26And you'll be the next Suzanne Somers before you know it
30:29I was really asking for it when I put the running man in the routine
30:33Oh, thank you again, Doc
30:34Sure
30:35All right, oh boy, that's, that's bad
30:39Look at you being all heroic
30:41I mean, seven skinned knees, two bee stings, one overly confident chemistry teacher
30:45And, yeah, honestly today's been a blast
30:49Well, Elle really pulled this thing together
30:52Yeah
30:53And the footage is gonna be incredible
30:56Joe's entire coverage of the pistol start is out of focus
30:59But I'm gonna see if I can bribe the coach to do it again and I'll get it as a
31:02pickup
31:03Well, if anyone can do it, you can
31:06I think every single one of Elle's teachers came here to tell me how much they love her
31:10As they should, we created her
31:14Hey, I read Elle's essays for Cosmo and they're fantastic
31:19And I'm sure this internship will be great on a college application
31:22But, she is thriving here
31:26I mean, look at all this
31:28Are we sure that moving back is the right move?
31:32I mean, it's what she wants
31:36Hmm
31:39That's, uh, dear David, or, Dane, Dean, I think
31:45I'm just gonna go talk to him first
31:47Yeah
31:49Hi
31:50Dean Wilson for mayor
31:52Oh, thank you
31:54Eva
31:55Hey
31:56Great event
31:56Thank you so much for coming
31:58Of course
31:58And, you know, you're doubling as our local celebrity
32:01Oh, well, I mean, any chance to be out in the community
32:05Yeah
32:05Would you like a button?
32:07Oh
32:10Oh, you're serious
32:12This is Gucci
32:14And you don't put a pin through it
32:16Ah
32:17You're actually not even supposed to wear it
32:18Yeah, I'm not really a fashion guy
32:21Yeah, I noticed
32:23So you don't think this says relatable everyman?
32:25I think your message is saying that
32:27And your outfit is saying more
32:32I just ate wings
32:35All right
32:36Nobody on my staff wants to tell me no
32:38They want to help you get elected, or?
32:42Would you want to come join my team?
32:45No, I'm serious
32:46I
32:47Obviously, I need some help with my image
32:49And you really seem to know what you're doing
32:53Um
32:56Wow
33:00I'm sorry, no, I can't
33:02I have obligations back in L.A.
33:04Sure
33:05Yeah
33:06But thank you
33:06Well, it was worth a shot
33:08Yeah
33:11You should change this picture out
33:13Because it doesn't
33:13It's just a landscape
33:15Have a good day
33:16All right
33:18Thank you
33:27Thank you
33:28They're coming!
33:29Ooh prophets!
33:33Yeah, so pense it down.
33:43Go Miles! Go Rick!
33:48Come on! Ya'll put this gig tough!
33:51Go...
33:52That's it!
33:53This is not really happening.
33:59You bet your life it ends
34:03Honey, you bet your life
34:06It's a pill of the watchword
34:11But I'm on
34:15Where'd you put the keys, girl?
34:22Where'd you put the keys, girl?
34:25Oh, this is your buddy!
34:29It's amazing!
34:30I love sparts!
34:32No, no!
34:36Hey.
34:38That was incredible.
34:39Thanks.
34:40I didn't know trying could be so rewarding.
34:42Yeah, trying rocks.
34:44I'll see you guys, okay?
34:46Bye.
34:47Elle, we made $300 on concessions
34:50and Anderson said the Student Activities Board can have it.
34:53I have an idea.
34:55We buy one and a half pairs of jeans.
34:56A winter formal.
34:59A winter formal?
35:00Like, where people do their hair and wear fancy dresses and...
35:05Not plait.
35:06Maybe less plait.
35:08We've never had one before,
35:09but we've never had one of these either,
35:11and this was so fun.
35:13I was thinking you and I could plan it together.
35:15Yes, okay.
35:16I'm thinking ice sculptures.
35:18I'm thinking fake snow machines.
35:20I'm thinking...
35:20Shannon.
35:21Let's go.
35:22I'm gonna drop off for petty cash at the school.
35:24Okay.
35:27Shannon.
35:29The mountain came out today.
35:32Bye.
35:33Bye.
35:50Can I help?
35:53Oh, sure.
35:55Yeah.
35:56There's some signage by the entrance at the woods.
35:59My dad helped me put it up.
36:02Okay.
36:02Yeah.
36:10That's tough.
36:11That's tough.
36:12Great race, by the way.
36:14What you did at the end there, that was pretty epic.
36:17Well, to be honest, it's the first time I've run in front of that many people, so...
36:30Ta-da!
36:32Very impressive.
36:34Am I proud?
36:37You're very sparkly.
36:38Yeah.
36:38It's an oil-free shimmer.
36:40And it is unisex if you're interested.
36:44Yeah, I think it's gonna rain.
36:46Here.
36:47Stay under the tree.
36:50Take this.
36:51Put it out there.
36:52There you go.
37:04Okay, how did you know that?
37:06If you're long enough, you can just kind of feel it.
37:09Don't you get tired of all the rain?
37:12No.
37:14I mean, people complain about Seattle being, like, dark and depressing, but...
37:19the rain is actually what makes it beautiful.
37:22It's what makes it green.
37:29Sorry.
37:32Here.
37:32Oh.
37:33Got it.
37:42So you and Dustin.
37:45I'm being perfectly honest.
37:49We were never actually dating.
37:54Kimberly thought I had a crush on somebody else.
37:58Crush on who?
38:03Um...
38:06I am unable to disclose that information at this moment.
38:14And even though the big game is over, our fun, fearless female...
38:21Oh, my God, Mom.
38:22Here she is cleaning up with our star quarterback.
38:26Mom, I'm sorry.
38:27This is some video project we're doing.
38:29It's okay.
38:30I should probably go.
38:31My dads are here.
38:32Yeah.
38:33They're gonna drive me home.
38:34Okay.
38:35Bye.
38:36Bye.
38:37And that's a cut.
38:40Can I have that tape, please?
38:44And put a tarp over the camera, Joe.
38:47You got it, Miss Woods.
38:47Mom, what was that?
38:48We just got the most amazing footage.
38:51This isn't footage.
38:52This is my life.
38:54I...
38:54I know.
38:56You know what?
38:56Forget this.
38:57I don't want to do the contest anymore.
38:59Elle, we can win this thing.
39:01I already renewed our subscription to the bowl.
39:04You did this for yourself.
39:07What?
39:08You pretended to be doing the video for me, but clearly you were just dying to get back
39:13to L.A. yourself.
39:14Okay.
39:15Maybe I'm not loving Seattle.
39:18And I was intrigued by the idea of having a reason to go back home.
39:22Yeah, because you're so close-minded you can't look around and say, maybe this place
39:26doesn't suck.
39:27Maybe it's okay people don't do things here like they do in L.A.
39:30Okay, you're the one that wanted to go back to L.A. in the first place.
39:33Well now I don't know.
39:35I'm changing this place and maybe it's changing me too.
39:39And I don't totally hate it.
39:42I don't need to pretend to be fun and fearless for a stupid video.
39:47I am fun and fearless.
39:53You can't walk home, Elle.
39:55It's two miles and it's raining.
39:59Fearless!
40:09My four shoes.
40:12.
40:22.
40:24.
40:26.
40:34I'm so glad you didn't have to run in this.
40:39Uh, I'm just going to be a second.
40:41Hold on, real quick.
40:47Did you walk home?
40:48My dad's going to give you a run.
40:52I stopped your jacket.
40:54It's pouring.
40:55Just give it back to me tomorrow.
41:25I'm so glad you didn't have to run.
41:27I'm so glad you didn't have to run.
41:31I'm so glad you didn't have to run.
41:32Hey.
41:33Hey.
41:54Mom?
41:56Hey there.
41:58Looks like you got trapped in the rain.
42:00Where's Mom?
42:01Uh, she apparently is helping out the superintendent with his mayoral campaign.
42:04She was very riled up about elastic waistbands.
42:07Okay.
42:08Do you know when she'll be back?
42:09I really, really need to talk to her.
42:14You can talk to me.
42:21Like, like about my life?
42:23Then you'll give me your opinion on it?
42:27Sure.
42:28I mean, I was kind of bummed when I found out that you were thinking about going back
42:31to Los Angeles without even talking to me about it first.
42:33But that's not happening anymore.
42:34Oh.
42:35I just kissed a guy who got broken up with by a girl who I'm really trying to become friends
42:38with.
42:39And obviously I shouldn't have done it, but it was really, really hard not to.
42:41So what should I do?
42:51I'll just go wait for Mom.
42:53Great.
43:00No.
43:06How long do I have to wait before I'm allowed to kiss a friend's ex?
43:10Hey, this one says two years.
43:13That one says the length of the relationship plus two years.
43:18I'm seeing...
43:21Never You Monster.
43:23Triple checking for one that says 48 hours.
43:26What if you're really new friends?
43:33I messed up.
43:37I have to own it.
43:40Hopefully Shannon appreciates the honesty and forgives me.
43:43I have to own it.
43:51I have to own it.
43:53even more.
44:05I have to own it.
44:11Hey.
44:13Hey.
44:13Hey, have you seen Shannon?
44:14Um, she's not here.
44:17Something really bad happened.
44:18I know, I just need to talk to her, it was a misunderstanding.
44:21Shannon's mom was in a car accident last night.
44:23In front of the school.
44:26She's dead.
44:43She's dead.
45:13She's dead.
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