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00:00:26Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50You should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:11The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:16Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:01:57Oh.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there
00:03:20to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:30Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:48Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:22Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when I'm sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svinson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svinson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:05and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svinson.
00:06:11Listen, I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58It seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:03I am very focused.
00:07:06Hmm.
00:07:08Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:50I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:54Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Eric, do you want me to stop?
00:08:13That's it.
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:34Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:09Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a...
00:09:18Very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:24I knew you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:29And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:33But I am...
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:37For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:43Just live in the moment.
00:10:45And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55And remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:11:00The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:05I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:09wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:22Fuck.
00:11:24You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:47All over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:05Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or else I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13I'm down in my head.
00:12:18Oh my god.
00:12:21They hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:37But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:49So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name.
00:12:57Let it go.
00:12:58Five.
00:13:00Five.
00:13:00Four.
00:13:02Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:42I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want one.
00:13:48See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:23Follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:07What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:17Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:38Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:41I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:46I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:52Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:15:58they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:36The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:59Just, never been married before.
00:17:07Um, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:12Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:19Now.
00:17:20I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:23He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:29You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:44Is everything okay?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:18Right, only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:28And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:34Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:48Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:17This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, if I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:28Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:41What does the world mean?
00:19:44Let's do this.
00:19:47Go closer.
00:19:55I don't know.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:36The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:39Hmm.
00:20:40That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:02Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family.
00:21:09Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:19I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:26we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:31and then bring her to me.
00:21:34Idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before?
00:22:12Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:20I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:26to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:28I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast, Mark,
00:22:34it'll fade!
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:13My older sister Effie told me
00:23:14that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by,
00:23:20then...
00:23:21well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games,
00:23:29so there's a full moon.
00:23:31Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon
00:23:41creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part
00:23:47means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling,
00:23:54texting,
00:23:55sending flying monkeys,
00:23:57nothing.
00:23:58Not a single word
00:24:00from my beloved husband
00:24:02for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother
00:24:18for getting hand-fasted to a stranger
00:24:20was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out
00:24:24that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night
00:24:27to sleep without
00:24:31thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:25:00I'm just here to collect my payday
00:25:01from my client
00:25:02once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break
00:25:09client confidentiality.
00:25:11Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose
00:25:14the wrong witch
00:25:15to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:32You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die
00:25:36than let you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:13I'll get the rest later.
00:26:17No!
00:26:20You are the reason
00:26:22I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Oh, well, you know
00:26:42I thought I'd spice up
00:26:43our marriage,
00:26:44do a little role-playing,
00:26:45but it looks like
00:26:45you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason
00:26:57my family's most powerful heirloom
00:26:59is gone.
00:27:00How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too,
00:27:06weren't you?
00:27:08Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy,
00:27:11tall-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first,
00:27:14you tricked me into marrying you,
00:27:16then you ghost me
00:27:17for six months,
00:27:18and now you come in here
00:27:19like a goddamn
00:27:20fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:22and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just
00:27:24gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your
00:27:26dirty, no-good
00:27:27spending schemes!
00:27:29I-I just...
00:27:30I need it, okay?
00:27:32It's...
00:27:33It's the only way
00:27:34that we can be free.
00:27:35Look,
00:27:36my dad doesn't know
00:27:37about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:41If he gets a hold of it,
00:27:42he's gonna sell it
00:27:42to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand
00:27:45has the power
00:27:45to take over the world.
00:27:46Or worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me
00:27:49into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you
00:27:50that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand,
00:27:56that shadow thief
00:27:57or whatever,
00:27:58and that's...
00:27:58It's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know
00:28:03I don't deserve it.
00:28:04But just give me
00:28:05one more chance.
00:28:07I can get the wand back,
00:28:08take care of what
00:28:09I need to take care of,
00:28:10and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily,
00:28:13just give me
00:28:13one more chance.
00:28:15Please.
00:28:16I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me
00:28:22this time
00:28:23it might be different.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31No, we're both
00:28:32going to go get it.
00:28:34It is my job
00:28:35as a Sherwood heir
00:28:36to set things right
00:28:38so I don't let the
00:28:39wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think
00:28:42after Vegas
00:28:42I would let you go alone
00:28:44to find the most powerful,
00:28:45magical object
00:28:46in the entire world?
00:28:48Fair.
00:28:49Uh, whatever you want,
00:28:51Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate
00:28:53when you call me that.
00:28:55All right,
00:28:55I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me
00:28:58whatever you want.
00:28:59Eric,
00:29:00husband,
00:29:02daddy.
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand,
00:29:06we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean,
00:29:10you're the better
00:29:11half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah,
00:29:13you're not going to
00:29:14sweet-talk your way
00:29:14into my pants again,
00:29:15Eric.
00:29:17We'll see.
00:29:22Now,
00:29:22the wand forbids
00:29:23a direct tracking spell,
00:29:24so we have to
00:29:25track its trail.
00:29:27That's a 10-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find
00:29:29the wand inside
00:29:30that circle.
00:29:31Well,
00:29:31with the tracking spell,
00:29:32I get a location,
00:29:33okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long,
00:29:35though.
00:29:36We'll have like
00:29:36three or four days.
00:29:38Well,
00:29:38lucky for you,
00:29:40I already packed
00:29:40our bags.
00:29:42Consider it
00:29:43our official honeymoon.
00:29:48After this,
00:29:49we're done.
00:29:50You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back
00:29:51on your words,
00:29:52Benson.
00:29:53We will do
00:29:53the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just
00:30:18any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect
00:30:28us to track down
00:30:29the most powerful,
00:30:30magical object
00:30:31in the world?
00:30:32In a car
00:30:33without a roof?
00:30:35I mean,
00:30:36if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me
00:30:44not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you
00:30:47with a half-eaten
00:30:48newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw
00:30:50in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits,
00:30:55wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day,
00:31:17and she hasn't said
00:31:17a single word.
00:31:18I think it's a room for you.
00:31:30You're Spencer.
00:31:32You don't play house with Cheryl.
00:31:34Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:37We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:48Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:54No, I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:01Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally, Julie. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:19Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah, okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm gonna put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:32:53You cross your fingers!
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:15What?
00:33:28In Vegas
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:39She didn't ask to be a Svinson
00:33:41She's different than us
00:33:43Better
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:47No
00:33:49Not like me
00:33:50But you already know that
00:34:32Good morning
00:34:32Good morning
00:34:33Good morning
00:34:44Good morning wife
00:34:46I told you not to come
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows
00:35:21Well if you don't mind
00:35:23I'm gonna shower
00:35:27No peeking
00:35:32Cross my heart
00:35:34Hope to die
00:35:43I need to get a grip
00:35:44Some washboard ads and a cocky grin
00:35:47Aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:50I just
00:35:51Need this one time
00:35:54To take the edge off
00:36:02I remember
00:36:04He touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:18Look, I'm so close
00:36:24Okay
00:36:25That's it Lily
00:36:27Be a good girl
00:36:28And come for me
00:36:36Are you ready?
00:36:43Eric
00:36:58You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03To know what you were doing
00:37:05Well I'll think about me
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word
00:37:12And I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time
00:37:19In Vegas
00:37:21Where I ate you out
00:37:22In the shower
00:37:23And you came so hard
00:37:25You almost crushed my skull
00:37:26Between your stomach
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32Yeah, well I don't think about them at all
00:37:59You still haven't even told me
00:38:00What you want the wand for yet
00:38:03It's on a need to know basis
00:38:04Oh
00:38:06Don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife after all
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that
00:38:14Once convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17How badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake
00:38:20If I remember right
00:38:22You're the one that suggested
00:38:23That we get hand fast married
00:38:24Obviously that was before I knew
00:38:26About all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29Duty and responsibility
00:38:30Might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:32But in mine
00:38:33It's huge
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants
00:38:38It's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:38:43If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:49That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:53You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee
00:39:21It's getting dark
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married
00:39:24You think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43I forgot to tell me about
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:49You did a good job of hiding it
00:39:50I'll give you that
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:55What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58So you could pay off your debts
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21This is not a request, boy
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28Your magic, everything
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:44This isn't right
00:40:45The trail should still be here
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:55You...
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:54My magic
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric
00:41:57You're okay
00:41:58I got you
00:42:00You're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Yes, the thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13She can't have gone far
00:42:14Won't find her
00:42:15Lay low for now
00:42:16Eric, stop the car
00:42:17I can't breathe
00:42:20Okay
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey
00:42:31Look at me, look at me
00:42:32You're okay
00:42:32You're okay
00:42:33Just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:36You're safe
00:42:38I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01If you hated me
00:43:03You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:06This doesn't change anything
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch
00:43:11Once we get the wand
00:43:12And we do the divorce spell
00:43:14And we forget each other existed
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel
00:43:26You want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30Who can make you feel this way
00:43:36Eric
00:43:39Wait, wait
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait
00:43:47We can't do this
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric
00:43:57Let's get the wand
00:43:57That's it
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:04We do the divorce spell
00:44:06And we never see each other again
00:44:07What happens after, Eric
00:44:25He ran
00:44:27He ran
00:44:27He ran
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:49I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:58It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05The satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:09It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grancy, or deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:29You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:10Go our separate ways.
00:46:12Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:39It's just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46No.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:04The mind.
00:47:08You're with the ear.
00:47:10To the share with family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:21Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Really?
00:47:25Close.
00:47:30But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me.
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lili, Sherwood, Sven said.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31And you don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:40You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:44I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:50I don't even know if I can't do this.
00:48:58I don't even know if I can do this.
00:49:11I don't even know if I can do this.
00:49:15To you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:39See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:52All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:10Or here.
00:50:13I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:23Just admit I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:33You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:56I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:12Fuck me.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:15Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:35Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only redimates.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I wanna know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:53You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:08Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:12Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:24My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:36Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:53I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00Every one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:22Growing up with Svensson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:05Eric, I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svensson's have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:15We are the shadows.
00:54:19All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:42I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:24Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:35It's just like freaking me out.
00:55:42Eric.
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50Now.
00:55:52All those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:56And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:56:00If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just-
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:22Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell that secret.
00:56:27When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:08Filling up Bessie, meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god!
00:57:22Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aw, yeah, while you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:53I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:02We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:07This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48Alright.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:51You know best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from a break.
00:59:48I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:51It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:05And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:08Get a divorce.
01:00:10Leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:24It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30And maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:38Maybe we can win.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:56Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:12Hold over.
01:01:24Oh, damn, oh, damn.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches.
01:01:42End of the line, witches.
01:01:54End of the line, witches.
01:01:54Ha!
01:01:54Ha!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:09No!
01:02:12No!
01:02:12No!
01:02:14No!
01:02:15I'm not doing it!
01:02:18I'm not doing it!
01:02:19I'm not doing it!
01:02:25I'm not doing it!
01:02:26I'm not doing it!
01:02:28I'm not doing it!
01:02:28I'm not doing it!
01:02:28I'm not doing it!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man!
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked!
01:02:35You...
01:02:36You sit the shadow with me?
01:02:37Of course I sit her!
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:42Hmph!
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive!
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir!
01:03:23I've reconsidered!
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive!
01:03:30Debts won't matter!
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter!
01:03:34And that's for the girl, Will!
01:03:36I don't need her breathing to use her power!
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances!
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son!
01:03:48You're welcome!
01:03:51Go to hell, old man!
01:03:53Go to hell, old man!
01:03:56Go to hell, old man!
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06Go!
01:04:07Go to hell, old man!
01:04:08I have to try!
01:04:09This soul will be delicious!
01:04:11Ack!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:21Finally be free!
01:04:26Get off my wife
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:04:55Hey, I got you
01:04:58You didn't run
01:04:59You're kidding? I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:08Eric
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually
01:05:10No, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:12Eric
01:05:13Oh my God
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:17Oh my God
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself
01:05:28I've been saving myself
01:05:31My whole life
01:05:32I thought I'd try something new
01:05:35I'm an idiot
01:05:37You stupid, stupid idiot
01:05:39Yeah
01:05:42But I'm your idiot
01:05:51You took a divorce spell
01:05:53I had a promise
01:05:55Now you're free
01:05:59I don't want to be free
01:06:03I don't want to be free
01:06:05I don't want to be free
01:06:06I want to be with you
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe
01:06:10Safe from my father
01:06:12Safe from all of it
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you
01:06:30I love you too
01:06:33I love you, I love you
01:06:36Eric
01:06:38No
01:06:39No
01:06:42No
01:06:43No
01:06:44No
01:06:45No
01:06:48No
01:06:49No
01:06:50No
01:06:52No
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:22Eric, please.
01:07:24Please.
01:07:33Lily.
01:07:35You.
01:07:36Eric.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:45Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:48Eric, you're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble, something cool.
01:08:00The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:19You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:50Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:51No.
01:08:52No.
01:09:27ah there you are i knew i could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:35now where is my wand wait you're supposed to be dead wow you weren't kidding he really is evil
01:09:45i put a barrier around this whole house it's impossible there's no way you should be able
01:09:49to be in here there's always a loophole old man secret you ungrateful brat how dare you betray
01:10:00me like this really dad playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:15you're powerless now old man magic's gone forever
01:10:32eric ordus svensson release me this instant that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right his powers are gone it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats well if you will pay for this you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah talk soon pups we're gonna hit the road i said get back here i i said get back
01:11:01get back here get back here please don't do this you little
01:11:23so where to now should we go and drop off the wand of life yeah but there's something i want
01:11:31to do
01:11:31first that sounds ominous just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39leona sherwood are you asking me to hand fast marry you
01:11:47yeah i think i am very expensive well we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57i wonder if they have the same of us i sure hope so
01:12:01but if we're gonna get hand fast married again no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything you want to come clean about now soon to be again husband
01:12:13there is one thing you might want to buckle up we're about to go super speed
01:12:21belsey could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well soon to be again wife
01:12:33leona sherwood will you marry me and not because of some spell or because it's your duty
01:12:42but because you want to
01:12:46yes i will
01:12:57ready
01:12:58hell yeah
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