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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good the hell does he want from me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:41oh um oh sorry um um good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:22hey roomie roomie
01:26sorry flyer this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player
01:50to be my new roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:01it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:12we're making mean lasagna
02:16um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:30move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go mix out the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay i thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:32what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing right
03:41come on
03:44come on loosen up
03:46what do you mean it'll help your art
03:47promise
03:50there you go there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:04okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:13i've noticed he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:19to new friends
04:24hmm
04:44so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what
05:10fabian
05:12who's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:17yeah flirting
05:20are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:40i
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex
05:50what about uh what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:00can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:09it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're you're being mean and you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means no yankees
06:50you like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00okay
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:07no strictly educational
07:10no feelings
07:11i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:17okay
07:19let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some gushy romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing out with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you helped me reach my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:00how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:05your first kiss
08:07what would you say
08:14tix
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet chill bro all right we're
08:51gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl she can handle herself she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick your
09:04ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this is a dodger home
09:43dodger home not anymore you're not even recruited yet
09:51no it's coming you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't funk out
10:00oh funny well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so i know that we're alone
10:22do you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:44i don't know how
10:47i don't know how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54free
10:56just
10:59follow it feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:05beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:33what makes you think otherwise
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with
11:48frizzy hair and thunder thighs
11:51so
12:01come with me
12:02come with me
12:03i want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:23eye contact
12:23is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself
12:46this is
12:47embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:56yeah
13:16sorry um
13:19i
13:21i'm not used to this so i
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:45can
13:47can
13:48we
13:51will you kiss me
13:53hmm
14:13what
14:14was that
14:15was that bad
14:16did i
14:16did i do it wrong
14:18no
14:18no you
14:22you're natural
14:26really
14:27yeah
14:28don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:33i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:40oh
14:40no
14:41oh my god
14:41not
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in
14:46in our separate beds
14:47cause
14:47not together
14:48that
14:48that
14:49would be
14:50crazy
14:50you can if you want
14:52you set the pace
14:55butterfly
14:56you set the pace
15:26study time
15:28i was studying
15:30i was working on my
15:32fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be
15:33working on your
15:34organismal biology
15:35comprehension
15:35which you
15:36clearly know nothing about
15:37which is
15:39alarmingly
15:39concerning
15:40so
15:43i feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach
15:48what made my lessons fun
15:55okay
15:56fine
16:00for every answer
16:01that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer
16:06that you get right
16:08i'll strip
16:12jeez
16:12amelia
16:13strip
16:14tutoring
16:16i didn't think
16:17you had it in you
16:18yeah
16:18yeah
16:18yeah
16:19you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question
16:29what's the role
16:31what's the role of the
16:31sodium potassium pump
16:34it's
16:36when
16:37you eat
16:38sugar
16:42you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump
16:48moves ions against their
16:49concentration gradient
16:52so
16:56strip
16:56strip
17:16i guess i should've worn a shirt
17:24next question
17:25um
17:27what's the key to maintaining
17:29blood glucose levels
17:34your turn to strip
17:37we'll see
17:46then sign
17:59that's cheating
18:08what are you guys doing
18:09we are just
18:10studying
18:11studying
18:11yeah
18:14okay
18:14love that
18:16but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:20i've got a game today
18:21so
18:22tessa's here to help you
18:23get ready and bring you to the after party
18:26another party
18:26zeke
18:27you have to study
18:30i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:37okay
18:38we need to talk
18:42my brother tells me
18:44that you don't know
18:45that you're an absolute babe
18:48oh
18:48oh um
18:49i mean
18:50i know i'm not conventionally attractive so
18:53conventional attractiveness is a myth
18:55anywho
18:56i went shopping
18:57it's like my love language or something but
18:59i picked you out some outfits
19:01you
19:02want to play dress up
19:06honestly
19:08yeah
19:08yeah
19:10me too
19:10okay let's go
19:17thank you
19:18for doing this seriously
19:20i
19:20i owe you one
19:22it's the least i can do
19:24for what
19:27for helping zeke
19:29you literally saved his life
19:31because i was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:35i hope i can help him
19:37oh you can
19:37he's not dumb
19:39he just has this thing in his head
19:40that baseball and partying
19:42and getting with every girl in a five mile radius
19:44is all he's good for
19:52but i think he'll listen to you
19:54he likes you
19:54he told me so
19:59no no no no no smiling
20:00okay
20:01i'm gonna line your lips
20:02focus
20:10let's go
20:13dude when you struck out that last batter
20:15i swear
20:15scout's trials are on the ground
20:17i was actually planning on throwing him
20:27what's that
20:28amelia
20:32oh
20:33i'm waiting
20:35your left with nothing
20:37your nose bleeding
20:40at least there's something
20:45that horror
20:47hey
20:50damn fabian works fast
20:52amanda
20:53she's the girl i wanted to see
20:54listen i want to show you something
20:56it's just right over here
20:57it's amelia
20:57told you to leave her alone
21:01we're just having a conversation bro
21:03relax
21:04back off
21:05or he'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:11sorry pal
21:12she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:15what the hell
21:16psycho i'm your teammate
21:17you're a piece of trash
21:23what the hell was that
21:25i thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:27not with him
21:28he's trying
21:32he's trying to take you to the upstairs tree
21:36the what
21:36look fabian is not good enough for you
21:38just ignore him
21:40okay
21:43wait
21:45what's the upstairs tree
21:47it's a tree where we take girls
21:49and after we kiss them under it
21:51they always ask to go upstairs with us
21:53that's the move
21:54yeah
21:55kissing a girl
21:57under a tree
21:58the upstairs tree
21:59ah
22:00right
22:02when does that work
22:03i don't know
22:04it just does
22:05i don't understand
22:06how a tree could do that
22:11i will show you
22:15part of lesson four
22:18allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:29step
22:38okay so the story goes
22:40he found her planted this tree for his wife
22:41and the seed shipped all the way from north carolina
22:44dug the hole himself
22:45watered it every day
22:48usually
22:49the girl says something like
22:50well it seems like a lot of work
22:53wow it seems like a lot of work
22:54there you go
22:55and we would say oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
22:58right but
23:00usually you mean it right
23:01i mean it right now pretty girl
23:05then we would lead them
23:08behind the tree
23:11and then
23:15what
23:17do this
23:31so upstairs
23:48what's it like living in a frat
23:53fun
23:55baseball
23:57parties
23:58girls
24:02what about class
24:04yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you
24:09make a mean lasagna right
24:11sure i do
24:12you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:15it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:18well it's what people expect from me so
24:21maybe
24:22you should try exceeding their expectations
24:26gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:38this
24:38yes
24:54see
24:55six
24:55stop teasing
24:57lesson five
24:59patience is a virtue
25:02you build up his half of fun
25:15That guy's gonna take his time, save her every inch.
25:21What about listen three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:34Alright butterfly, what do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:42For academic purposes, obviously.
25:49Well then, in the spirit of education.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me, please.
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um, Emilia, right?
27:14I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor, aspiring anyway.
27:28What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:39But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm asking Emilia out.
27:57You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man.
28:03You know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09I'd love to.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Emilia has a date.
28:22Emilia has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40No then, I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46But I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Emilia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06What about really hot?
29:08Zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Emilia?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:45Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:18I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:22Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first A.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:35Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
30:45I don't know if I was trying to stand up now, but you...
30:56I can take the fall.
30:59Sorry.
31:09So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:16Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:31I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what?
31:39I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:51Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:01Right, because...
32:03Because you're the one that said no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date then.
32:19Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:51the big game tomorrow.
32:52Well, I took my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude.
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:07Hello.
33:11Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:18How happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here.
33:22We were about to head out.
33:25I didn't know.
33:27Right.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:38I'm definitely not punting over your hateful ass.
33:39Don't talk about her like that.
33:55It's hard to get around the murder for the second time.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
34:59I'm happy for you.
35:02Something real, something raw, no, I stand on the show.
35:05Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomy, though.
35:17That is a tough nut to crack.
35:19She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:21What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:23You know it's not over until the fat lady's name.
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29For sure.
35:30Was this about the bet?
35:32I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:39Oh, wait.
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Don't text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you're so whipped?
35:49Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59He's just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28It drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings.
36:45That I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:56Would you be my girlfriend?
37:03Yeah, of course I will.
37:05I'm going to show you something.
37:07I've two words, I'll wipe my feet off.
37:11I stand there, watch me while I want me on it, I hate it, I love it, I love it.
37:20God, you're such a good kisser.
37:23I'm not a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:35What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:47Are you sure?
37:50I'm very sure.
38:01I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me it just happened.
38:07Don't you do it all again, even if it had the same exact new kind.
38:13Sniffin' on, hangin', screamin', drippin' outwards, I eat it, pretty good at conceitin'.
38:17Dishin' out how I'm treated, switchin' up on your meanin'.
38:19That don't make sense, but I'll just say, okay.
38:22Tryna make it go away, break it down on top of my face.
38:24Walk to the bottom, I'm late, baby, can't you see?
38:26I like to crash back how you used to talk to me, flashbang how I used to combat you.
38:34Snip back, baby, can we count to three, can't live with or without you.
38:39Watch me encounter it, watch me encounter it, watch me encounter it, watch me encounter it.
38:46Watch me encounter it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
38:50oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:50Damn.
38:52That looks really good on you.
38:55Hm?
38:55Mm-hm.
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that bag.
39:02Oh, yeah?
39:04Yeah.
39:04Mm.
39:05Prefer it be sooner rather than later, actually.
39:10So...
39:10You should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22It's probably just Tessa. Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude.
39:32I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Baby, get the hell out of here.
39:37Seek?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart.
39:44On who could fuck you first.
39:46Yeah, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
39:51Oh, and you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo. Have a nice life.
40:01Emilia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No.
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it. Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:14How...
40:15How could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:22Emilia, please.
40:23Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no.
40:55He's...
40:55He's your brother.
40:56I just...
40:57I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him, and now...
41:07I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:14Tempting, but...
41:14No, honestly...
41:17This is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him.
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:42Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:02Let me talk to him.
42:03I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No.
42:06No.
42:06It's fine.
42:08Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12I won't be in LA.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:32We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy, you know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:15So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want.
43:42Is Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger.
43:47This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:01You should have.
44:04Thought I was protecting you.
44:07Thought I was doing the right thing.
44:11But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm gonna be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't wanna be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I wanna be forever.
44:32I wanna keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:36I wanna be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I wanna be everything you want.
44:47Everything you deserve.
44:50So tell me.
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want...
45:03I wanna trust myself.
45:07And I...
45:09I wanna follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't wanna hold back.
45:17And we...
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:34Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41You did what?
45:43Told you.
45:44This is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm gonna try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees, so...
45:49When you move to L.A.
45:51We'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:56Mm-hmm.
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
46:03S tay.
46:08Yeah.
46:09Yeah.
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