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00:00You
00:07Come on
00:09Dude, come on, wait
00:12Sorry, man, coach said one more D and you're out of here
00:16It's for your own good. Tell us you want for me. I'm a baseball player not a biologist. I don't
00:20know be smarter
00:25Prick
00:35Um you okay living my best life
00:42Why
00:45You offer to cheer me up
00:52Sorry
00:52All right um
00:59Good luck with everything
01:25Hey, roomie roomie
01:32sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:41sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:49well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's
01:54sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so quite the reputation
02:04sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay
02:08you know there's more to me than all that right
02:14like what
02:17we're making mean lasagna
02:22um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:25choosers
02:26what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:31it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:36hard feelings
02:40but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:52i don't even know
02:56this is like a few times
02:58like there's no evidence there's no kegs
03:06zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:13guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:19all right go accept the cake or something all right bro
03:27look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:31okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:36could you please just oh what are you
03:42you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:50come on loosen up you know what i mean it'll help your art i promise
03:56there you go there she is shut up
04:03zeke
04:06hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay
04:12i'm tessa hi
04:15please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:20i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:26to new friends
04:31hmm
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:24yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:30no
05:34fine if you must know
05:38i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:57what about a what about a sex tutor
06:02yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:07can put
06:07up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny it's it's a joke
06:19right
06:20oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right you know sluttiest baseball
06:26player on campus
06:29stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:35no
06:37i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:40so well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:54no yankees you like the yankees focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:08so
07:10we'd like
07:12date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:24right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and
07:34write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:55what do you say you owe me it's my final and i hope you find the one
08:03deal
08:07how about
08:09will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:52zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
09:02my roommate
09:03she's a big girl she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits you hear me
09:11or what or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:19but you're lucky this is her house
09:22look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:31i think that's enough studying for today
09:41so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:47well i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52dodger home
09:55not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:07yeah that's if you don't flunk out
10:09i know funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:23so now that we're
10:25alone
10:31so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:55how do i
10:58lesson one
11:01trust yourself
11:04breathe
11:06just
11:08follow what feels good
11:14don't hold back
11:16beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:29what
11:33pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:59frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:10come with me
12:13want to show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:32uh-uh
12:33eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:40they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:48what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:55why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:28sorry um
13:29i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:34i just want you
13:38to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:56can
13:58can
13:58we
14:03will you kiss me
14:06hmm
14:25What? Was that bad? Did I do it wrong?
14:29No. No, you're natural.
14:38Really?
14:40Yeah, don't let it get to your head.
14:44Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:50Already?
14:51Oh, no. Oh, my God. Not you and I. Not together separately in our separate beds, because not together, that
15:00would be crazy.
15:03We can if you want.
15:06You set the pace, Butterfly.
15:20You set the pace, Butterfly.
15:25Getting drunk from 73.
15:28I'm loved, options, flesh like it's free.
15:32We're on a fast ride.
15:34We're on a strong time machine.
15:38Study time.
15:40I was studying.
15:42I was working on my fastball.
15:44Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension,
15:47which you clearly know nothing about, which is alarmingly concerning.
15:52So.
15:55I feel unmotivated.
15:59Come on, teach.
16:00I made my lessons fun.
16:08Okay.
16:09Fine.
16:12For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:17But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:24Jeez.
16:25Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:28I didn't think you had it in you.
16:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:32You in or what?
16:36Bring it on.
16:39First question.
16:41Hmm?
16:42What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:47It's when you eat sugar.
16:54You're joking, right?
16:59The sodium-potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
17:05So.
17:07Strip.
17:12Come here.
17:29I guess I should have worn a shirt.
17:38What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:44Hmm.
17:47Your turn to strip.
17:50We'll see.
17:59Insulin.
18:07Insulin.
18:12That's cheating.
18:14It's cheating.
18:21what are you guys doing we are just studying studying yeah
18:27okay love that but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:33i've got a game today so tess is here to help you get ready and bring you to the after
18:37party
18:38another party zeke you have to study
18:42i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:50okay we need to talk
18:55my brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe
19:01oh um i mean i know i'm not conventionally attractive so conventional attractiveness
19:07is a myth anywho i went shopping it's like my love
19:11language or something but i picked you out some outfits you want to play dress up
19:21honestly yeah me too
19:23okay let's go
19:30thank you for doing this seriously i i owe you one
19:35at least i can do
19:37for what
19:40for helping zeke
19:42you literally saved his life because i was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:48i hope i can help him
19:50oh you can he's not dumb he just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting
19:55with every girl in a five-mile radius is all he's good for
20:05but i think he'll listen to you he likes you he told me so
20:11okay no no no no no smiling okay i'm gonna line your lips focus
20:23let's go
20:26dude when you struck out that last batter i swear scout's jaws are on the ground
20:31i was actually planning on throwing
20:40what's that
20:42amelia
20:45oh i'm waiting
20:48your left with nothing
20:51your nose bleeding
20:53at least there's something
20:56hey
20:57that horror
20:59will go
21:00hey
21:03damn fabian works fast
21:05amanda
21:06she's the girl i wanted to see
21:08listen i want to show you something it's just right over here
21:10it's amelia
21:11told you to leave her alone
21:14we're just having a conversation bro
21:16relax
21:17back off
21:18or you'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:24sorry pal
21:25she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:28what the hell
21:29psycho i'm your teammate
21:30you're a piece of trash
21:37what the hell was that
21:38i thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:41not with him
21:42he's trying
21:46he's trying to take you to the upstairs street
21:49the what
21:50look fabian is not good enough for you just ignore him
21:54okay
21:57wait
21:59what's the upstairs tree
22:01it's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it they always ask to upstairs with
22:05us
22:06that's the move
22:08kissing a girl under a tree
22:11the upstairs tree
22:13oh right
22:15when does that work
22:17i don't know it just does
22:19i don't understand how a tree could do that
22:25i will show you
22:29part of lesson four
22:31allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:51okay so the story goes
22:53he found her planted this tree for his wife
22:56and the seed shipped all the way from north carolina
22:58dug the hole himself
22:59watered it every day
23:02usually the girl says something like
23:04well it seems like a lot of work
23:07wow it seems like a lot of work
23:08there you go
23:09and we would say oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
23:12right but usually you'd mean it right
23:15i mean it right now pretty girl
23:19and we would lead them
23:22behind the tree
23:25and then
23:29what
23:32do this
23:45so upstairs
24:02so
24:04what's it like living in a frat
24:09fun
24:10baseball
24:12parties
24:14girls
24:16what about class
24:18yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:21no you
24:23make a mean lasagna right
24:25sure do
24:27you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:30it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:32well it's what people expect from me so
24:36maybe
24:37you should try exceeding their expectations
24:41gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:47what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:51this
24:53this
24:53this
25:10Zeke, stop teasing.
25:12Lesson five.
25:14Patience is a virtue.
25:17You build up is half the fun.
25:29All right, guy is going to take his time.
25:33Savor every inch.
25:36What about lesson three?
25:38Asking for what I want.
25:48All right, butterfly.
25:51What do you want?
25:54I want you to touch me.
25:56Really?
25:57For academic purposes.
26:00Obviously.
26:03Well then.
26:06In the spirit of education.
26:09Mm-hmm.
26:21What else?
26:24I want you to kiss me.
26:26Please.
26:27A glimmer and punch
26:30A shiny butter
26:33With a golden gun
26:39Space Ace Girl Machine
26:43Space Ace Girl Machine
26:47Space Ace Girl Machine
27:03You're reminiscing already?
27:05Shut up
27:07I gotta go find Tessa
27:08But I'll be right back
27:21Wow, that's beautiful
27:25Hey, um
27:26Um, Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam
27:32Second baseman
27:33Backup pitcher
27:35Fellow artist
27:37You paint too?
27:38No, I'm an actor
27:40Uh, aspiring anyway
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:44Oh, uh, just representational art
27:46With a focus on color theory
27:48That's wow, yeah
27:50You have no idea what I just said
27:52No, not at all
27:53Um, but maybe I could
27:55I could take you out
27:57And hear you tell me all about
28:01That
28:02Um, can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Well, I'm asking Emilio out
28:13You know, I thought we could
28:14We could talk art
28:15Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man
28:19You know I act
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to
28:25Wow
28:27She'd love to
28:30I'm looking forward to it
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date
28:38Emilio has a date
28:39Cut it out, Tessa
28:42It's just a hangout
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water
28:51Okay, Spell
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56No, I don't know what you're talking about
28:59Yeah, right
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous
29:02I'm not jealous
29:03I'm just protecting her
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her
29:06No, I don't
29:09We're friends
29:10She doesn't see me like that
29:12Okay
29:14Amelia
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest
29:18I think he's charming
29:20That's for sure
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23What about really hot?
29:24Uh, zip it
29:25I asked her
29:26Not you
29:29I think he's kind
29:30And generous
29:32And super motivated
29:34But
29:35I think he sells himself short
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player
29:44Damn, bro
29:44She sees you
29:46She's a real one
29:47Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Amelia?
29:53She's, uh
29:57She's great
29:58Great roommate
29:59Total chiller
30:02Right
30:04Thanks a lot
30:05Remy
30:24Hey
30:26So, uh
30:27When's that test again?
30:29Finals are almost over
30:32Yeah
30:32I, uh
30:35I took it yesterday
30:38Zeke
30:39Why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait
30:42So I could show you
30:44My first day
30:47Oh
30:48My God
30:51You did it
30:54I couldn't have done it without you, teach
31:06I couldn't have done it without you, teach
31:15Ah!
31:17Sorry.
31:28So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:34Yeah, um...
31:37I guess it all worked out.
31:42You got the A.
31:46I got the guy.
31:48You don't even know him.
31:49I'm doing what you told me to.
31:52Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:56Yeah, but...
31:57But what?
31:58I'm not understanding the problem.
32:01It's no problem.
32:02What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
32:07Are you...
32:09Are you jealous?
32:12Zeke?
32:14No.
32:20Right, cause...
32:22Cause you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:26Yep.
32:29Then I guess our...
32:30Our lessons are over.
32:33Yeah, cool.
32:35I better go get ready for my date then.
32:38Wish me luck.
32:40Good luck.
33:03Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
33:09the big game tomorrow.
33:10Looks like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:18Misty babe.
33:21Damn dude, you know you really are a psychopath.
33:25Sorry bro.
33:30Zeke?
33:34Excuse you?
33:37What happened to the museum?
33:38What happened to the museum?
33:40We're meeting here.
33:42We were about to head out.
33:44I didn't know.
33:47Right.
33:49I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:54You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:57Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:59Don't talk about her like that.
34:14It's hard to interrupt for a second time.
34:18It's hard to interrupt for a second time.
34:29I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:40How was your date with Sam?
34:44It was good.
34:48Cool.
34:51I'm happy for you.
35:25I'm happy for you.
35:27You just can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:31Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:34Shut up.
35:35You're roomy, though.
35:36Now that is a tough nut to crack.
35:38She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41Hey, don't count me out.
35:43You know it's not over till the fat lady's name.
35:46Oh, oh, oh, for sure, for sure.
35:50Was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her.
35:53No.
35:54I like winning.
35:55Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:58Like, my...
35:58Oh, wait.
35:59You're done.
36:00You hear me?
36:02Leave her alone.
36:02Text her.
36:03Don't call her.
36:03Don't even look at her.
36:05Yo, what the hell, dude?
36:06Since when you so whipped?
36:08Yeah.
36:14You're bugging out, Zeke.
36:15What the hell?
36:17He needs to cool off or something.
36:18He's just mad.
36:19Oh, you're gonna have her.
36:20Oh!
36:28Zeke, what are you doing?
36:31Don't talk to Sam again.
36:33I'm not doing this with you.
36:35We talked about this.
36:36I lied.
36:37What?
36:38I was jealous.
36:41The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you, it drove me crazy.
36:50He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:56I am.
37:02I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
37:08for me.
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
37:14Amelia.
37:15I want you to be my girlfriend.
37:23Yeah, of course I will.
37:40God, you're such a good teacher.
37:43Hi, I'm a good teacher.
37:45Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:50Oh.
37:59What do you want, Butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first.
38:07Are you sure?
38:10Very sure.
38:11Watch me and count it out.
38:14Watch me and count it out.
38:14Watch me and count it out.
38:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
38:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:21I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just how it happened.
38:27Would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact?
38:33Sipping on K and screaming, dripping out words I needed, pretty good at conceiting.
38:37Dishing out how I'm treated, switching up on no meaning, that don't make sense.
38:41But if this ain't okay, trying to make it go up, break it down on top of my face.
38:44Walk to the bottom, I'm late.
38:46Baby, can't you see me?
38:47I like to crash back.
38:48How you used to talk to me.
38:51Flash bang, how I used to combat you.
38:54It's not back, baby.
38:55Can we count to three?
38:57Can't live with or without you.
38:59Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out.
39:02Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out.
39:06Watch me and count it out.
39:10Yeah.
39:13That looks really good on you.
39:15Hmm?
39:16Mm-hmm.
39:19Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm going to need that bag.
39:23Oh, yeah?
39:24Yeah.
39:25Hmm.
39:26I prefer it sooner rather than later, actually.
39:29Sure.
39:31We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:36Make me.
39:42It's probably just Tessa.
39:44Ignore it.
39:48Oh!
39:51Damn, dude.
39:52I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:55You sneaky bastard.
39:57Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:58Zeke?
40:00What is he talking about?
40:02Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
40:07Yeah, that's enough.
40:09Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
40:12Oh, and you forgot this.
40:15Toodaloo.
40:15Have a nice life.
40:22Amelia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:24You slept with me to win a bet?
40:25No.
40:26No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:27Sam did.
40:29That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:32And you didn't tell me?
40:34How could you do this to me?
40:36How could you lie?
40:37I was protecting you.
40:40What a great job.
40:42Amelia, do this.
40:45Don't touch me.
41:07It's Tessa.
41:10I'm sorry for texting you.
41:13You absolutely should have texted me.
41:15No, no, he's your brother.
41:18I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
41:21You can always talk to me.
41:24I used to be able to talk to him, and now I can't even look at him.
41:31You want me to kill him?
41:32I will kill him.
41:34Tempting.
41:35Tempting.
41:36No, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:42I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:47You love him, don't you?
41:51I don't know.
41:52All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:56It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
42:03But he doesn't feel the same way.
42:05Of course he does.
42:07My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
42:10But I know he cares about you.
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
42:16If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
42:21God, I feel so stupid.
42:25Let me talk to him.
42:26I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:27No, no, it's fine.
42:31Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:34I'll be in L.A.
42:38And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:54We need to talk.
42:58I don't feel like it.
42:58The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
43:03I know Mom raised you better.
43:05She told me to leave her alone.
43:07Do you care about her?
43:08Of course I do.
43:10That's not the point.
43:12The point is I'm not good enough for her.
43:14I hurt her, Tessa.
43:15It's just who I am.
43:17I'm not a relationship guy.
43:19You know this.
43:20Okay, enough.
43:21You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:23You commit to being in a relationship.
43:26I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:28You're more than a fuckboy.
43:29You hear me?
43:31So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:35She deserves better than me.
43:37So be better.
43:47Hey.
43:49Can I talk to you?
43:52If you want.
44:05Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger.
44:10This is a Dodger's home.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:18Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:24You should have.
44:28I thought I was protecting you.
44:30I thought I was doing the right thing.
44:34But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:38So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:45I don't want to be just fun, butterfly.
44:49When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:56I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
45:00I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that
45:02brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
45:07I want to be everything you want.
45:10Everything you deserve.
45:14So tell me.
45:17What do you want?
45:22What do you want?
45:27I want to trust myself.
45:31And I want to follow what feels good.
45:38And I don't want to hold back.
45:43I want you, Zeke.
45:48You too?
45:50Of course I do.
45:58Thank God.
46:00Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
46:04You did what?
46:07I told you, this is the Dodger home.
46:10I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
46:12So when you move to L.A., we'll be there together.
46:18And what if I said no?
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:26Lasagna.
46:30You are really full of space.
46:41You are really full of space.
46:41You cannot see.
46:41You are set of gold.
46:42I want to keep you alive.
46:44You better know what you want.
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