00:01but you know we've heard these stories of like you know dad buys a swing set for the kids at
00:07costco puts it in now they're teenagers you bring it back and he just puts it he takes it brings
00:13it
00:13back to costco gets his money back i legitimately want to buy my next couch from costco because i've
00:20heard people return couches after like four years right or you change the paint couch doesn't match
00:24anymore you just bring it back that's brilliant i'm not a chronic returner what do i do what
00:29what happens do i just uh i need a costco trick uh probably this weekend so i got a couple
00:34things i
00:35need a costco uh i need a new wedge of that uh manchego spanish imported cheese wedge which is
00:41delicious this sounds like a moral dilemma for you why you're not a chronic returner i'm not so do
00:48you want to return this i do well because i'm because you feel like you're getting one over on
00:52costco do you think you really need to return it after seven years of service no i don't i don't
00:56think it's seven years it might be three years i think i think it's three why don't you get your
01:00story straight yeah am i acting all hinky over here is my my story shifting i mean seven years three
01:09years that's a big difference costco front desk gonna put me together i mean you're putting yourself
01:13together all right
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