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06:35Đó là một cái gì you thought you were going to do for the rest of your life.
06:37And I just want to make sure you don't feel embarrassed if you're already over it, you know?
06:42No, this is different. This is real.
06:44I am Jewish. I am sure.
06:47What the hell? How are you sure, though?
06:51I'm sure, sure, sure.
06:53Are you asking this because I'm converting or because you're not?
06:58Both. I don't know. Tell me this.
07:02How do you know?
07:04I feel it.
07:06I've spent my whole life feeling like everyone else had something I didn't have.
07:10And now I feel I have it.
07:13Oh, my God. This is real. For the first time.
07:16This is the thing you pick that turns out to be real.
07:18This is... This sucks.
07:21Be happy for me.
07:22I have faith, and it feels...
07:25You know, it's like I was never at peace.
07:28And now I feel at peace.
07:30I'm happy that you're at peace. I really am.
07:32I'm just saying that it would make my life a whole lot easier if I could feel that, too.
07:38Well, everything happens when it's right.
07:40You know, you may have to go at your own speed, just inch by inch.
07:44I don't think I have time to go inch by inch.
07:48Noah and I can't move forward if I don't start feeling something soon.
07:51And meanwhile, Morgan's racing to the altar.
07:54You know, not a road bump in sight.
07:55Uh, you'll get there. I have faith.
07:58I know.
08:00Quit bragging about it.
08:03We should be done already. This is taking way too long.
08:09Oh. Hey, the great CEO.
08:11Oh, hey.
08:12How's it going?
08:13You know, just dealing with this stupid pool guy.
08:16Oh.
08:16Can I help you with this?
08:17Oh, my God. Actually, yeah, I'm in a rush.
08:19Joanne left some of the stuff at my house, and I just...
08:21Can you leave it on her front step?
08:22Yeah, sure thing.
08:23Thank you.
08:24How's the podcast going?
08:25Oh, uh, great.
08:27Yeah, Joanne actually gave you a shout-out on the last episode.
08:29It was hilarious.
08:31Oh, cool. Yeah.
08:32I'll check it out.
08:33Okay.
08:34Thank you.
08:35Feels like we spent enough time with my mom today.
08:37She asked if we had plans.
08:39Yoo-hoo!
08:40Hey, come in.
08:41Shoes on or off?
08:43Oh, uh, whatever you like.
08:45Hey, Mom, why do I hear Dad's voice?
08:46Uh, we spent the afternoon shopping,
08:48and, uh, he asked what I was doing for dinner.
08:50Yeah, me and your mom are back together again.
08:52I prayed to get away.
08:53Oh, you should have more kids.
08:54We had sex all afternoon.
08:56Oh, God.
08:57So, I was out there today.
08:58I just love the groovy vibe at Ahava.
09:01It feels like the perfect place for me.
09:04Yes.
09:05It is a groovy vibe.
09:07No, now, be truthful.
09:08Are you into groovy vibes?
09:10I love groovy vibes.
09:11Okay.
09:12If it's not groovy, get it ass on my vibe.
09:15Oh, so you guys went shopping this afternoon?
09:17Yeah, Lynn got me this sweater.
09:18What do you think?
09:19Looks great.
09:20Isn't it wonderful?
09:21Don't you just love it?
09:22When did I get man boobs?
09:23Just go one size up.
09:23Don't put yourself down.
09:25Oh, I think it's so cool.
09:27You guys have such a nice relationship.
09:29Yeah, I know.
09:30I mean, when I got divorced, it was hell for a while.
09:34Absolute hell.
09:34But we're a better couple now than ever before.
09:37Well, Lynn is a saint.
09:39The strongest woman I know.
09:40What about me?
09:41Like I said, the strongest woman I know.
09:43And we still fight.
09:45I mean, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm so angry at something I just
09:50remembered that happened when we were together.
09:52And she calls me.
09:53I mean, I let her get it all out and then I say I'm sorry and then I beg her
09:57to let me get back to sleep.
09:58Can't be good for your dating life.
10:00I know.
10:00Well, Dad never dates anyone long enough for them to care.
10:03Okay.
10:04You know what I mean?
10:05You and Mom aren't commitment people.
10:07Well, honey, to be fair, you know, you're not much better.
10:09You went to four different high schools.
10:11You were a cosmetologist and an interior designer at that time.
10:14And, um, I haven't seen you give a facial in a while.
10:17You went to four different high schools?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Well, five if you count the two days of homeschooling.
10:22High school was hard.
10:23I kept wanting to reinvent myself, but then I was still myself wherever I went.
10:27And we gave her space, you know, to find herself, you know, figure out who she was.
10:31I think it's a good thing.
10:34I love who she turned into.
10:37I think she's faking it around you.
10:43Why?
10:43Where are you going?
10:45Thailand.
10:46What?
10:47Yep.
10:47It was very last minute.
10:48I just booked it.
10:49I had points.
10:50I just did it.
10:51Hi, who are you?
10:52I am someone who tries new things.
10:54Did I tell you that I did surf camp?
10:56No, you didn't tell me that you did surf camp.
10:58How was that?
10:58It was really awful.
11:00It was bad.
11:00Didn't get up on the board even once, and I did almost drown.
11:03But I tried something new.
11:05Ah, Beck.
11:07I just, I feel like you're in such a great place.
11:10Like, a strange great place, but such a great place.
11:14Thank you.
11:14I really am.
11:15And I mean, I really was not for a long time.
11:19Sure.
11:19Famously.
11:20But I feel like I'm just so glad that Noah broke up with me.
11:25Like, our last conversation, it weirdly set me free.
11:29I know that that sounds corny, but it's really true.
11:33I am so happy that you said it sounds corny.
11:36Okay.
11:37So I didn't have to.
11:39Oh, fun!
11:41Look at the rosemary!
11:42Yeah, that's really pretty.
11:43Do I cheers?
11:44Yes!
11:54What's up, loser?
11:55What, you're outside?
11:57What's wrong?
11:58Oh, man.
12:00I really like Dr. Andy.
12:02I know.
12:03I feel so betrayed.
12:04Me too!
12:05You guys seem so happy.
12:07I mean, that's what the confusing part is.
12:09Like, Dr. Andy makes me happy.
12:11I mean, is this like the kind of thing where something like this happens and it makes you
12:14not trust him, but also, like, it?
12:18Yes.
12:20I don't know, but he dotes on me.
12:22Oh, yeah.
12:22No, I mean, it's crazy doting.
12:24It's like your little Pekingese dog.
12:26I know.
12:26And then he drops these little bombs.
12:28Like, you know, he doesn't talk to his family and he can't go to Texas.
12:32Oh, that's cool.
12:32That's like Thelma and Louise.
12:33That's kind of hot.
12:34And today was like the biggest bomb of all.
12:36Like, I feel completely thrown.
12:38Like, I was living in, like, one version of reality and now I'm in a completely different
12:44version.
12:45Like, like the Dr. Andy who loves me and makes me feel so happy just, like, isn't real.
12:53You know, I always think that, like, the only way you're really going to know somebody
12:55is if you can, like, steal their phone and just, like, spend an hour with it.
12:59Like, see their Instagram algorithm.
13:01Like, that's going to tell you who they are.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:05We actually could.
13:06He's, like, dead asleep.
13:07Every time I leave, he just shuts down like a robot.
13:10It's, like, another weird thing about him.
13:12Okay.
13:12We have a plan.
13:14Bucking your seatbelt, baby.
13:15Why am I?
13:16I was watching the game.
13:18Oh, God.
13:19I know it's weird, but sometimes I forget how to have fun.
13:22Like, running around telling everyone, like, I'm so fun.
13:25But even I can see that a fun person would, like, never say that.
13:28Does that make sense?
13:29Mm-hmm.
13:30Ugh.
13:31How are you and Sasha doing?
13:33Are things better?
13:35I don't even know how me and Sasha are doing.
13:37To be honest.
13:38Right.
13:39Right.
13:40I mean, can I?
13:42You always can.
13:43You guys got married because you were pregnant.
13:45I mean, you were so young.
13:48Babies.
13:48Babies.
13:49Exactly.
13:50We were friends before.
13:51We're going to be friends forever.
13:53You know, no matter what.
13:56But is Sasha who I would pick today?
14:00Oh, wow.
14:03Anyway, you were going to show me who are you talking to on Bumble.
14:06We are having a good time.
14:08Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
14:12We're going to be a good time.
14:12Re, back up.
14:14He has so many tattoos.
14:15I know.
14:15And I sent him a message.
14:16Esther, you didn't.
14:18Okay, so we need to come up with a fake reason for why we're trying to get into this film.
14:22Okay, this is exciting.
14:23Yeah, I know.
14:24Okay, so my beloved aunt died.
14:27Okay.
14:28Her name was?
14:30Uh, Pamela Streisand.
14:32No, that sounds fake.
14:33It sounds like you thought of Barbara Streisand and Pamela Anderson, like, put them together.
14:36Wait, we're so connected.
14:37How did you know I did that?
14:38Because you're an idiot.
14:39Okay, so Pamela McMillan was an acclaimed poet.
14:45And this is her greatest book of poems.
14:49Okay.
14:50Okay, that's really good.
14:51I know.
14:52Because nobody can name a poet, but they don't want to admit that they can't name a poet.
14:55That's good.
14:55Uh, Morgan.
14:57Morgan?
14:57Yes.
14:58Hi.
14:58That's me.
14:59Should I be British for this?
15:00Yeah.
15:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:01Welcome.
15:02My name is Terry.
15:03How can I help you today?
15:04Hello, Terry.
15:05Hi, Terry.
15:06I can't do this.
15:07No, I'm killing it.
15:08My aunt died.
15:09Pamela McMillan.
15:10Oh, she's a very famous poet.
15:13Wrote mostly about, uh, post-famine Ireland.
15:17Yeah, of course he knows.
15:18So, any case, um, we are trying to get into her phone so that we can retrieve her last and
15:24perhaps greatest work is, yeah.
15:27Okay, yeah.
15:28That's not a believable story in any way, shape, or form.
15:31So...
15:32Really?
15:33Yeah.
15:34Okay, so the truth is, Terry, that my fiancé, he lied about something, and we are trying
15:41to figure out if he's lying about other things, too.
15:44And so you want me to illegally break into his phone and help you out?
15:49Yeah.
15:50But we would prefer that you use a different term than illegally.
15:55Oh, of course.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Yeah.
15:57What was I thinking?
15:58Okay, so what word should we use?
16:01Ooh, broad-mindedly?
16:02I mean, conventionally.
16:04Yeah.
16:04Okay.
16:05Okay.
16:05Maybe I can help you guys, yeah.
16:07Okay, see, that was...
16:08Your tone did not sound like you were gonna help us out at all, but honestly...
16:11Honestly, as soon as the accent came out, I was just like, this is not gonna work.
16:13I'm not going to break into his phone.
16:15Still illegal.
16:17What?
16:18Okay, so, uh, I'm sorry I'm confused, because it really sounded like you were going to help
16:23us.
16:23Yeah, I was...
16:24If you find yourself here at my little help desk, asking me to break into your fiancé's
16:29phone because you don't trust him, don't you think you already have the answer you're
16:32looking for?
16:35Morgan?
16:37Wow, I got chills.
16:39I know.
16:40God, Terry.
16:41You really are a genius.
16:44Steven?
16:45Yo.
16:47I'm seeing Gabe tomorrow.
16:49Hmm.
16:49You confirmed.
16:51Hoping it's nothing a little honest communication can't solve.
16:55Ah.
16:56Honest communication.
16:58Communication is definitely important.
17:01Okay.
17:02Do you want to be honest with me about Ahava?
17:06What about it?
17:07Uh, about how you hate it?
17:10Oh my God, I don't hate it.
17:13Well, you don't love it.
17:16I don't love it.
17:17No, that's true.
17:18I definitely don't love it.
17:20How could you tell?
17:21Well, the groovy vibes thing.
17:23Was it the groovy vibes?
17:24Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:25And also the way you say Neil and Cammy?
17:28Neil and Cammy?
17:29Really?
17:30Do you hear that?
17:30Ugh, Neil and Cammy.
17:33Yeah, sorry.
17:33Well, listen, I wasn't trying to hide it from you.
17:35I was just reluctant to admit it, I think, even to myself.
17:40It's a great place.
17:40It's just not my place.
17:42So how about you?
17:44What?
17:44I feel like something's going on with you and Morgan.
17:46She hasn't been around.
17:47I feel like you haven't talked to her in days.
17:50We had a really big fight, and we're taking a break from the podcast.
17:55Okay.
17:56Yeah, I don't think I was emotionally ready to go wedding dress shopping.
18:00Mm.
18:00It made me feel like we're behind them.
18:03Oh, well, it's not a competition, you know?
18:05We can't rush this, you know?
18:08Marriage is a very big deal.
18:09It's supposed to be forever.
18:13Why did you say it like that?
18:17I don't love how quickly you want people to give up.
18:21Okay, with all due respect to Gabe and Abby, I'm, like, not that invested in their future.
18:27Fine, let's talk about us, then.
18:28If we were married and things got hard, what would you do?
18:31How am I supposed to answer that?
18:33I don't know, but, I mean, you know, you get in a fight, the podcast is off.
18:37Neither of your parents think it's important to stick with anything.
18:39It's scary.
18:41Marriage seems hard, you know?
18:43Things won't be perfect.
18:44There'll be days when I'm not your favorite person.
18:47I know.
18:47There'll be days you're not your favorite person.
18:49It's not like it's high school when you can just switch every year if you're not happy.
18:57I mean, I guess you can.
19:01And that's what's so scary.
19:04Okay.
19:05I grew up in a house with two people who never should have gotten married.
19:09Okay?
19:09And it went on way too long and it was horrible.
19:12The version of my parents that, like, you saw tonight, I would have killed for that when I was little.
19:17I switched to high schools because I was trying to escape my life.
19:24Growing up with a mom who became someone new every year, it was unstable and it made me feel anxious.
19:29And all I want now is normalcy and stability.
19:33And I didn't think I'd ever have it.
19:37And you think now that I have the chance, I'm gonna run away from it?
19:43No.
19:45No, I don't.
19:48Good.
19:51Because you know what the dream is?
19:54What's a dream?
19:55Wanting to have sex with someone who makes you feel safe.
20:01I didn't think that existed.
20:02Mmm.
20:04Gosh, I hope you find that.
20:08I hope you find it too.
20:20Thank you.
20:21Alright.
20:22Here you go.
20:22Getting an ice cream is a great idea.
20:24Mmm.
20:25It's like the perfect thing to do when you fail at breaking into somebody's phone.
20:28Ugh.
20:29Yeah.
20:30I guess...
20:31I don't know.
20:32I guess I'll have to have an honest conversation with them in the morning.
20:35Ugh.
20:36Yeah.
20:36Nothing worse than an honest conversation.
20:38I guess.
20:39You know, I already know what he's gonna do.
20:40He's just gonna turn it around and he's gonna like, I don't know, say that I'm all fucked up because
20:47of my fucked up family.
20:48No, that's not fair.
20:49Everybody's got a fucked up family.
20:51My family's quietly fucked up.
20:53Mmm.
20:54You know, everybody thinks that my mom is so direct and she says what she means, but she says what
20:59she wants.
21:00And that's, it's like a little different.
21:03I gotta say, I love Bina.
21:05Oh.
21:06She loves you too.
21:07That's why I like her.
21:09I'm just kidding.
21:11And you and Esther seem great.
21:14Yeah, yeah, we're, I mean, we're...
21:17Yeah, no, we're good.
21:21Sasha.
21:22Wait, what's going on?
21:23You're just staring out into the distance.
21:27I, I...
21:29She's just, she's been like really distant lately.
21:33Kinda feels like I'm losing her, you know?
21:35And it's kinda killing me.
21:37I'm sorry.
21:40You wanna talk about it?
21:42You know, I gotta tell you the last thing that I wanna do is have an honest conversation.
21:49Hey, I really liked the last episode of your podcast, by the way.
21:52The, uh, the bit about Joanne and the landlord was really funny.
21:57I hope he doesn't listen.
22:00Shit.
22:01Oh my God, I totally forgot what we said about him.
22:05I just remembered that we gave Fabrizio a shout out.
22:07Shit.
22:08His name's Fabrizio?
22:09Yeah.
22:09I am so screwed.
22:14Can I guess what you're gonna say?
22:15Tell me.
22:16Yeah.
22:16Okay.
22:17You're gonna say, um, marriage should be forever.
22:21And, uh, there are ebbs and flows.
22:24And you need to find a way to weather the storm.
22:28Uh, truthfully, yes.
22:29I was gonna say something like that.
22:32But...
22:33Now I'm starting to wonder if every couple doesn't have to find their own path.
22:36You know, sometimes families can only come together once they've come apart.
22:42So why don't you tell me about you and Abby?
22:44You know, I have a lot of thoughts, but I'd love to hear it from the beginning.
22:47Okay, great.
22:48I wanna get into the weeds.
22:49Great.
22:50Do you need every gory detail, or...?
22:52I don't need it, but I can handle it.
22:54You're in for a wild ride.
22:55Honestly, it was one of my proudest moments as a rabbi.
22:58Hey!
22:58We spent hours talking about marriage.
23:00Examining it and reexamining it, pulling it apart and debating it.
23:04So what's he gonna do?
23:06I don't know.
23:08That's the thing about Judaism.
23:09We love to talk about things from every direction, you know?
23:13I was being too rigid in how I was looking at it before.
23:16I love analyzing things from every direction.
23:18I know.
23:19It's very Jewish of you.
23:20A religion that encourages me to argue?
23:24Love that.
23:28Sorry, hold on.
23:31I'm just texting my mom.
23:38Can I tell you something?
23:39Yeah.
23:40You make me a better rabbi.
23:42I definitely do.
23:47What the fuck is this?
23:50It's like you're being evicted.
23:55Yep.
23:56Yep.
23:57Definitely being evicted.
24:00I'm in the crowd.
24:01Silhouettes and a hundred days.
24:04I heard you're driving her crazy.
24:08Now her tongue's spelling out my name.
24:11It's just so fucking typical.
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