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Study Buddy - Ep
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00:07I'm not a bad day.
00:08Come on.
00:10Dude, come on.
00:11Wait.
00:12Sorry, man.
00:13Coach said one more D and you're out of here.
00:16It's for your own good.
00:17What the hell does he want from me?
00:18I'm a baseball player, not a biologist.
00:20I don't know.
00:21Be smarter.
00:25Prick.
00:33Um, you okay?
00:38Living my best life.
00:42Why?
00:44You offered to cheer me up?
00:48Oh, um.
00:50Oh.
00:52Sorry, um.
00:55Um.
00:58Good luck with everything.
01:01Uh.
01:24Hi.
01:26Hey, roomie.
01:28Roomie?
01:32Sorry, flower this morning.
01:35I am in need of a place to live.
01:37And you are needed roommates.
01:41Sorry, that, um, that flyer was meant for someone more like me.
01:47Someone quiet and academic and, well, a girl.
01:50And I, uh, I just didn't expect Zeke Evans, the school's sluttiest baseball player, to be my new roommate, so...
01:59Quite the reputation.
02:04Sorry, I, uh, I didn't mean to...
02:06It's okay.
02:08You know there's more to me than all that, right?
02:14Like what?
02:17I'm making mean lasagna.
02:21Um.
02:22I'm sorry, I don't, I don't think that this is gonna be a good fit.
02:25Beggars can't be choosers.
02:26What makes you think I'm a beggar?
02:31It's the first of the month.
02:33Just give me a shot, alright?
02:35Move my heads, kick me out, no hard feelings.
02:40But I promise to be a good boy for you.
02:50I promise to be a good boy for you.
03:07Um, why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a Tuesday?
03:13Guys, you need to get out more.
03:15This is a hang, it's not a rager.
03:19Alright, go get set up the keg or something.
03:22Alright, bro.
03:28Look, I failed a biotest, okay?
03:29Thought I'd blow off some steam.
03:31Okay, well, I need to work on my portfolio, which my mentor just called.
03:35It's generic and uninspiring, so could you please just...
03:38Who? Who?
03:40What are you...
03:42You know what's inspiring?
03:45Dancing, right?
03:47Come on.
03:50Come on, loosen up, Rumi.
03:52It'll help your art.
03:54Promise.
03:56There you go.
03:58There she is.
03:59Shut up.
04:03Zeke!
04:06Hands off your roommate.
04:09Go herd your animals.
04:10Okay, mom.
04:12I'm Tessa, hi!
04:15Please forgive my man-whore of a brother.
04:17Thank you for housing him, he is a mess.
04:20I've noticed he just needs a friend.
04:23All he's got are fangirls and frat boys, so...
04:26To new friends.
04:31Uh...
04:32He-he!
04:33He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian he was flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:23yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:33no fine if you must know
05:37i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:58uh what about a sex tutor huh yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i find one
06:05of those
06:06it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny it's it's a joke
06:20right well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:23you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:30stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:37no i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:42well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:47i can use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:54that means no yankees
06:57you're like the yankees focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:09so we'd like date no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's
07:21not exactly boyfriend material right okay let me guess
07:29you want a sweetheart huh some gushy romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:56what do you say
07:57you know may it's my final and i hope you find the one
08:03deal
08:06how about
08:08will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:14will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:49dude that's nasty
08:53zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
09:00can you please not mesh it up with my roommate
09:03she's a big girl she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits you hear me
09:11or what or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:19be lucky this is her house
09:23look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:27i think that's enough studying for today
09:41so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:47well i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52dodger home
09:55not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet
10:00no it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:07yeah that's if you don't flunk out
10:09i know funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:23so now that we're alone
10:31so you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:57i don't know how do i
10:58lesson one
11:01trust yourself
11:03free
11:06just
11:08follow what feels good
11:13don't hold back
11:15beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:29what
11:34pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:58frizzy hair and thunder thighs
12:00so
12:11come with me
12:13i want to show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:33eye contact
12:34is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:41they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:49what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:56why am i staring at myself
12:57this is
12:59embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:27sorry um
13:29i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:36i just want you
13:37to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:51lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:57can
13:59we
14:03will you kiss me
14:25what was that bad did i did i do it wrong
14:29no no no you're
14:33you're natural
14:38you're natural
14:39yeah don't want to get to your head
14:43well
14:44i think that we should
14:47go to bed
14:49already
14:50already
14:51oh no oh my god not
14:53you and i
14:55not together
14:56separately in
14:57in our separate beds
14:59because
14:59not together that
15:00that would be
15:01crazy
15:03you can if you want
15:06you can if you want
15:22you set the pace
15:37study time
15:40i was studying
15:42i was working on my
15:44fastball
15:44yeah and you need to be
15:45working on your
15:46organismal biology
15:47comprehension which you
15:48clearly know nothing about
15:49which is
15:51alarmingly
15:51concerning
15:52so
15:55i feel unmotivated
15:59come on teach
16:00i mean my lessons fun
16:07okay
16:09fine
16:12for every answer
16:13that you get wrong
16:15you strip
16:17but for every answer
16:18that you get right
16:20i'll strip
16:24jeez
16:25amelia strip
16:26tutoring
16:28i didn't think
16:29you had it in you
16:30yeah yeah yeah
16:32you in or what
16:36bring it on
16:40first question
16:42what's the role
16:43of the sodium
16:43potassium pump
16:46it's
16:49when
16:49you eat
16:50sugar
16:55you're joking right
16:58the sodium
16:59potassium pump
17:00moves ions
17:01against their
17:01concentration
17:02gradient
17:04so
17:08strip
17:12come on
17:29i guess i should've worn a shirt
17:36next question
17:38um
17:39what's the key to maintaining
17:41blood glucose levels
17:47you return to strip
17:50we'll see
18:10we'll see
18:12that's cheating
18:19that's cheating
18:20what are you guys doing
18:22we are just
18:23studying
18:24studying
18:24yeah
18:27okay
18:28love that
18:29but did zeke not tell you
18:30about the plan
18:33i've got a game today
18:34so
18:34tessa's here to help you
18:35get ready and bring you
18:37to the after party
18:38another party
18:39zeke
18:39you have to study
18:42i think it's time to practice
18:43what i taught you
18:50okay
18:51we need to talk
18:55my brother tells me
18:57that you don't know
18:58that you're an absolute
18:59babe
19:00oh um
19:02i mean
19:03i know i'm not conventionally
19:05attractive
19:05so
19:06conventional attractiveness
19:07is a myth
19:07anywho
19:09i went shopping
19:10it's like my love language
19:12or something
19:12but
19:12i picked you out some outfits
19:14you
19:15wanna play dress up
19:19honestly
19:21yeah
19:23me too
19:23okay let's go
19:30thank you
19:31for doing this
19:32seriously
19:33i
19:33i owe you one
19:35at least i can do
19:37for what
19:40for helping zeke
19:42you literally saved his life
19:44because i was
19:45going to kill him
19:46if he flunked out
19:48i hope i can help him
19:50oh you can
19:50he's not dumb
19:52he just has this thing
19:53in his head
19:53that baseball
19:54and partying
19:55and getting with every girl
19:56in a five mile radius
19:57is all he's good for
20:05but i think he'll listen to you
20:07he likes you
20:07he told me so
20:12no no no no
20:13no smiling
20:13okay
20:14i'm gonna line your lips
20:15focus
20:23let's go
20:26dude when you struck out
20:27that last batter
20:28i swear
20:29scout's jaws are on the ground
20:31i was actually planning
20:32on throwing in
20:41what's that
20:42amelia
20:45oh i'm waiting
20:49You're left with nothing
20:51You're no skin
20:54At least there's something
20:56See that horror
21:00Hey!
21:03Damn, Fabian works fast.
21:05Amanda!
21:06She's the girl I wanted to see.
21:08Listen, I want to show you something.
21:09It's just right over here.
21:10It's Amelia.
21:11Told you to leave her alone.
21:14We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:16Relax.
21:17Back off.
21:18Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:24Sorry, pal.
21:25She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:28What the hell?
21:29Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:30You're a piece of trash.
21:37What the hell was that?
21:39I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:41Not with him.
21:42He's trying...
21:46He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:49The what?
21:50Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:52Just ignore him.
21:54Okay.
21:57Wait.
21:59What's the upstairs tree?
22:01It's a tree where we take girls, and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
22:05with us.
22:06That's the move?
22:08Yeah.
22:09Kissing a girl under a tree?
22:12The upstairs tree.
22:13Oh, right.
22:16When does that work?
22:17I don't know.
22:18It just does.
22:19I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:25I will show you.
22:29Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:42That's just it.
22:49That's just it.
22:52Okay, so the story goes, he found her planted this tree for his wife, and the seed shipped
22:56all the way from North Carolina.
22:58Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
23:02Usually, the girl says something like, well, it seems like a lot of work.
23:07Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
23:08There you go.
23:09And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
23:12Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:16I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:17Well, then we would lead them behind the tree, and then...
23:28What?
23:31Do this.
23:45So, upstairs.
24:04So, what's it like living in a frat?
24:09Fun.
24:11Baseball.
24:12Parties.
24:14Girls.
24:15Hmm.
24:16What about class?
24:18Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:21No, you.
24:23Making mean lasagna, right?
24:25Sure do.
24:26Hmm.
24:27You ask nice, and I'll let you taste it.
24:30It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:32Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:36Maybe.
24:37You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:41Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:47What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:52This.
25:09Seek, stop teasing.
25:12Lesson five.
25:14Patience is a virtue.
25:17The build-up is half the farm.
25:29All right, guy's gonna take his time.
25:33Savor every inch.
25:36What about lesson three?
25:38Asking for what I want.
25:43I want.
25:48I want you to touch me.
25:57For academic purposes.
26:00Obviously.
26:03Well then.
26:06In the spirit of education.
26:09Mm-hmm.
26:09Yes.
26:21What else?
26:24I want you to kiss me.
26:26Please.
26:29Please.
26:29And punch.
26:31Shiny brighter with a golden gun.
26:40Space AIDS girl machine.
26:44Space AIDS girl machine.
26:48Space AIDS girl machine.
26:49Space AIDS...
26:49The norm.
26:51The norm at the Aco.
26:53The norm at the B,
27:03You're reminiscing already?
27:05Shut up.
27:07I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:21Wow, that's beautiful.
27:25Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam.
27:31Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:37You paint too?
27:38No, I'm an actor.
27:40Aspiring anyway.
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:44Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:48That's wow, yeah.
27:50You have no idea what I just said.
27:52No, not at all.
27:54But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
28:03Can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
28:13You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:16Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man.
28:19You know I act.
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to.
28:26Wow.
28:27She'd love to.
28:30Looking forward to it.
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:38Emilio has a date.
28:39Cut it out, Tessa.
28:42It's just a hangout.
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:51Okay, Spell.
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56Nothing.
28:57I don't know what you're talking about.
28:59Yeah, right.
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous.
29:02I'm not jealous.
29:03I'm just protecting her.
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her?
29:07No, I don't.
29:09We're friends.
29:10She doesn't see me like that.
29:14Amelia.
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest.
29:18I think he's charming.
29:20That's for sure.
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23What about really hot?
29:24Uh, zip it.
29:25I asked her, not you.
29:29I think he's kind and generous.
29:32And super motivated.
29:34But, I think he sells himself short.
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:44Damn, bro.
29:45She sees you.
29:46She's a real one.
29:47All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Amelia?
29:55She's, uh...
29:57She's great.
29:58Great roommate.
29:59Total chiller.
30:02Right.
30:04Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:24Hey.
30:26So, uh...
30:28When's that test again?
30:29Finals are almost over.
30:32Yeah, I, uh...
30:35I took it yesterday.
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait...
30:42So I could show you...
30:44My first day.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:51You did it.
30:55I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
31:07I knew it.
31:10I knew it.
31:14Ah, sorry.
31:28So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:34Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:42You got the A. I got the guy.
31:48You don't even know him.
31:49I'm doing what you told me to.
31:52Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:56Yeah, but...
31:57But what? I'm not understanding the problem.
32:01It's no problem.
32:02What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
32:07Are you...
32:09Are you jealous?
32:12Zeke?
32:14No.
32:19Right, cause...
32:22Cause you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:26Yep.
32:29Then I guess our... our lessons are over.
32:33Yeah, cool.
32:35I better go get ready for my date then.
32:38Wish me luck.
32:40Good luck.
33:03Well, I figure as the frat sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
33:09the big game tomorrow.
33:10That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:18Missed you babe.
33:21Damn dude, you know you really are a psychopath.
33:25Sorry bro.
33:30Zeke?
33:34Excuse you?
33:37What happened to the museum?
33:38What happened to the museum?
33:40We're meeting here.
33:42We were about to head out.
33:44I didn't know.
33:47Right.
33:49I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:54You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:57Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:59Don't talk about her like that.
34:14It's hard to get around the curve for the second time.
34:19I...
34:31I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:40How was your date with Sam?
34:44It was good.
34:48Cool.
34:51I'm happy for you.
35:24I'm happy for you.
35:25Oh!
35:26Big talk, but he just can't get it in the hole dude.
35:31Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jenna and sending her back my way.
35:34Shut up.
35:35You're roomy though.
35:36That is a tough nut to crack.
35:38She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41Hey.
35:41Don't count me out.
35:42Well...
35:43You know it's not over until the fat lady sings.
35:46Oh!
35:47Oh!
35:48Oh!
35:48Oh for sure.
35:49Oh!
35:49For sure.
35:50Was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her.
35:52No.
35:54I like winning.
35:55Plus it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:57Like Miser or something.
35:59Oh wait!
35:59You're done.
36:00You hear me?
36:02Leave her alone.
36:02Don't text her.
36:03Don't call her.
36:03Don't even look at her.
36:05Yo!
36:05What the hell dude?
36:06Since when you so whipped?
36:08Yeah.
36:14You're bugging out Zeke.
36:15What the hell?
36:17He needs to cool off or something.
36:18He's mad I guess.
36:19I don't know.
36:20Oh!
36:29Zeke, what are you doing?
36:31Don't talk to Sam again.
36:33I'm not doing this with you.
36:35We talked about this.
36:36I lied.
36:37What?
36:39I was jealous.
36:40The thought of him making you smile and touching you.
36:46Kissing you.
36:48It drove me crazy.
36:50He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:56I am.
37:02I know I said I don't do feelings.
37:05That I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything for me.
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
37:14Amelia.
37:15Would you be my girlfriend?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Of course I will.
37:40God, you're such a good teacher.
37:43Hi.
37:44What a good teacher.
37:45Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:50Oh.
37:59What do you want, Butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first.
38:07Are you sure?
38:10Very sure.
38:11I want you to help with family.
38:15Oh.
38:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:21I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just how it just happened.
38:27Would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact?
38:33Stiffin' on, hangin', screamin', drippin' out words, I eat it
38:36Pretty good at conceitin', dishin' out how I'm treated
38:38Switchin' up on your meanin', that don't make sense
38:41But is this it? Okay, tryin' to make it go away
38:43Breakin' on top of my face, walkin' to the bottom, I'm late
38:45Baby, can't you see? I like to crash
38:48How you used to talk to me, flashbang, how I used to combat you
38:53Snap back, baby, can we count to three?
38:57Can't live with or without you
38:59Watch me and count it up, watch me and count it up
39:02Watch me and count it up, watch me and count it up
39:31You should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:43It's probably just Tessa.
39:44Ignore it.
39:48Oh!
39:51Damn, dude.
39:52I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:55You sneaky bastard.
39:57Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:58Seek?
40:00What is he talking about?
40:02Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
40:07Okay, that's enough.
40:09Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
40:12Oh, and you forgot this.
40:15Toodaloo.
40:15Have a nice life.
40:22You know, I can explain, okay?
40:24You slept with me to win a bet?
40:25No.
40:26No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:27Sam did.
40:29That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:32And you didn't tell me?
40:34How could you do this to me?
40:35How could you lie?
40:37Who's protecting you?
40:40What great job?
40:43Amelia, please.
40:44Don't touch me.
41:07It's Tessa.
41:10I'm sorry for texting you.
41:13You absolutely should have texted me.
41:16No, no.
41:17He's your brother.
41:18I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
41:21You can always talk to me.
41:24I used to be able to talk to him, and now I can't even look at him.
41:31You want me to kill him?
41:32I will kill him.
41:34Tempting.
41:35Tempting.
41:36No, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:42I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:47You love him, don't you?
41:51I don't know.
41:52All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:56It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
42:03But he doesn't feel the same way.
42:05Of course he does.
42:07My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
42:11But I know he cares about you.
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
42:16If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
42:21God, I feel so stupid.
42:25Let me talk to him.
42:26I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:27No, no, it's fine.
42:31Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York, and we'll be in L.A.
42:37And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:54We need to talk.
42:58I don't feel like it.
42:59The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
43:03I know Mom raised you better.
43:05She told me to leave her alone.
43:07Do you care about her?
43:08Of course I do.
43:10That's not the point.
43:12The point is I'm not good enough for her.
43:14I hurt her, Tessa.
43:15It's just who I am.
43:17I'm not a relationship guy.
43:19You know this.
43:20Okay, enough.
43:21You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:24You commit to being in a relationship.
43:26I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:28You're more than a fuckboy.
43:29You hear me?
43:31So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:35She deserves better than me.
43:37So be better.
43:47Hey.
43:49Can I talk to you?
43:52If you want.
44:05Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger.
44:10This is a Dodger's home.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:18Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:24You should have.
44:28I thought I was protecting you.
44:30I was doing the right thing.
44:34But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:38So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:45I don't want to be just fun, Butterfly.
44:49When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:56I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:59I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
45:07I want to be everything you want.
45:10Everything you deserve.
45:11I want to be everything you deserve.
45:14So tell me.
45:17What do you want?
45:22I want...
45:28I want to trust myself.
45:31And I want to follow what feels good.
45:38And I don't want to hold back.
45:43I want you, Zeke.
45:48You too?
45:50Of course I do.
45:58Thank God.
46:00Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
46:05You did what?
46:07I told you, this is the Dodger home.
46:10I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
46:12So when you move to L.A., we'll be there together.
46:18And when I said no?
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:26Lasagna.
46:26Yeah.
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