00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to trim me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:43hi
01:45i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so
01:53quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:16um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good
02:19fit beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out
02:31no hard feelings
02:34but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:48i don't even know
02:48i don't even know
02:49you don't have a mastermind
02:50so you like
02:50ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:52like
02:54there's no evidence
02:54there's no case
02:55you know
02:56there's a sign
02:57there's a sign
02:59zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at
03:032 p.m. on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang
03:10it's not a rager
03:13all right go
03:14get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well
03:26i need to work on my portfolio
03:28which my mentor just called
03:29generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:39dancing
03:39right
03:41come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45roomie
03:46it'll help your art
03:47promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay mom
04:05i'm tessa
04:06hi
04:08please forgive my man
04:10whore of a brother
04:10and thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16all he's got are fangirls
04:18and frat boys so
04:19to new friends
04:24hmm
04:25hmm
04:44so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what fabian
05:12he was flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:17yeah flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:57and where do you suppose i find one of those
05:58it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:09it's
06:10it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:25you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:28i'm not
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well
06:35girl like you
06:37clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex
06:58what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:06no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:16okay
07:19let me guess
07:20let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32what's wrong with that
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you owe me it's my final and i'll help you find the one
07:55deal
07:56deal
07:58how about
08:01will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke
08:45zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it i got business to take care of
09:10be lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him
09:15all right
09:15first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:31so
09:32you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:22so you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:45how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54breathe
10:54okay
10:56just
10:58follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:05beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry
11:14i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:36what makes you think otherwise
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with
11:48frizzy hair and thunder thighs
11:51so
11:53so
12:01come with me
12:03want to show you something
12:19i'm not gonna do this
12:23if you want to do this
12:25i don't like being stared at
12:29They're admiring.
12:32Look at yourself.
12:37What are you doing?
12:40Putting your eighth grade bully in her place.
12:44Why am I staring at myself? This is embarrassing.
12:51Call it a confidence drill.
12:55Can I continue?
12:58Yeah.
13:17Sorry, um, I, I'm not used to this, so I...
13:22You don't have to apologize.
13:25I just want you to see yourself as you are.
13:31Beautiful.
13:39Lesson three.
13:41Ask for what you want.
13:49Can we...
13:50Will you kiss me?
13:55Hmm.
14:13What? Was that bad? Did I do it wrong?
14:18No. No, you're natural.
14:27Really? Yeah, don't wanna get to your head.
14:32Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:39Already? Oh, no, oh my god, not you and I, not together separately in our separate breaths,
14:47cause not together, that would be crazy. We can if you want.
14:54You set the pace, butterfly.
15:19Okay, let's go.
15:22Okay.
15:22Okay.
15:22Okay.
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