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00:00:06yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get

00:00:12it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how you

00:00:21feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal oh don't even mention

00:00:25it and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you

00:00:30really feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and

00:00:34others like Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo

00:00:40baby speak of the devil

00:00:58you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't

00:01:04really care about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to

00:01:13leave bye Tony that's your competition huh pretty sure I landed that massive deal

00:01:21with Denison just two weeks ago remember that I like to call that a lucky break

00:01:27well we'll see how lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and

00:01:31names me CEO my first order of business firing you well good luck because

00:01:38everybody in this office knows that job is mine

00:01:48report to the board room for a new court meeting

00:01:53whoo

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00:02:19thank you thank you thank you thank you all I appreciate it very much thank you

00:02:23well I I know that you all are very busy so I will not take up a whole lot of

00:02:30your time today really I'm just here to make a small announcement I have decided

00:02:37that I am going to retire within the next three months I know it's sad I know so the

00:02:47search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately

00:02:55that position is mine

00:02:57that position is mine

00:03:01in other news I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has

00:03:09finally gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much for

00:03:15your time and your time and your hard work you've all done an extraordinary job so thank you I appreciate

00:03:21it and on that note we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank you very much except

00:03:26Gavin and um Victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you

00:03:34so it will probably come as

00:03:36and it's no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees thank you and you both

00:03:44did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal

00:03:46so I feel like it's time for a little celebration

00:03:52there you go

00:03:58what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas

00:04:05yes

00:04:07thank you

00:04:23thank you

00:04:26thank you

00:04:49Hey, Gavin, looks like your last year competition has arrived.

00:04:53Well, I only said that to make her feel better.

00:04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.

00:05:00I got this for you.

00:05:02That's so kind.

00:05:03Isn't that nice?

00:05:04I love that kind of coolness in an employee.

00:05:07Gavin, hello.

00:05:08Are you enjoying yourself?

00:05:10Yes, of course.

00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?

00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?

00:05:17That'll be lovely.

00:05:17Oh, oh, oh.

00:05:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:05:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:06:00Um, no.

00:06:01I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.

00:06:05Bullshit.

00:06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.

00:06:08Save face?

00:06:10Save face about what?

00:06:11You did that on purpose, Gavin.

00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.

00:06:18Okay.

00:06:19Listen.

00:06:20I swear.

00:06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?

00:06:22You did it to yourself, actually.

00:06:31Get the hell out.

00:06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.

00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.

00:06:41You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that

00:06:45CEO position

00:06:45to buy.

00:06:47Give me this.

00:06:49Go.

00:06:52Geek.

00:06:56Peace offering?

00:07:00And then it helped.

00:07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?

00:07:06I've just barely got the stains out on my dress.

00:07:08I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.

00:07:10Okay.

00:07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.

00:07:13Oh, yeah.

00:07:14Well, I guess what this is about is you sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave you the

00:07:18riot act for what you just did, isn't it?

00:07:20Um, yeah.

00:07:23Yeah, okay.

00:07:24Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.

00:07:27Okay, wait, hold on a second.

00:07:27Listen, I'm sorry, okay?

00:07:29I didn't mean to...

00:07:33Excuse me.

00:07:39Oh, hello?

00:07:45I know I said by the end of the week,

00:07:47but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.

00:07:52Please give me more time.

00:08:00Triple in paradise.

00:08:03Mind your business, Gavin.

00:08:05Listen, if you need financial help, I can...

00:08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.

00:08:10This is all just a game to you.

00:08:13What is?

00:08:15This job.

00:08:17But you don't need it.

00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.

00:08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.

00:08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.

00:08:29Okay, you know what?

00:08:30You don't know a fucking thing about me first,

00:08:32so you should probably stop being so judgmental

00:08:34and realize you're not the only person on this planet

00:08:36that has something going wrong with them.

00:08:38Enough!

00:08:38What is going on here?

00:08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?

00:08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.

00:08:47Cool it.

00:08:48Sorry, Ms. Hartley.

00:08:50Not another word.

00:08:56Way to go.

00:08:57You started that.

00:08:58Let's get some new tricks, all right?

00:09:00Come on, man.

00:09:01Okay, all right.

00:09:02All right.

00:09:03All right.

00:09:04Thank you all very much.

00:09:05Welcome, welcome.

00:09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.

00:09:10At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.

00:09:15You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.

00:09:19I don't know.

00:09:19But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you

00:09:24who just stands by you.

00:09:27It's so important.

00:09:28It means more than all the money in the world to me.

00:09:32So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.

00:09:39Cheers.

00:09:41Cheers.

00:09:45Hey, you know, if we were to go get married,

00:09:51CEO position would probably be a lot easier.

00:09:54In your dreams.

00:09:55Oh, ouch.

00:09:56Okay, you know what?

00:09:56I'm going to need a shot.

00:09:58Bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?

00:10:03As long as you're paying.

00:10:04Sure.

00:10:14Yeah, right, yeah.

00:10:15Hi, little one, please.

00:10:16Thanks.

00:10:17Here.

00:10:18Okay, all right.

00:10:19So.

00:10:25Are you going to throw up?

00:10:26Hell no.

00:10:27You're going to throw up first.

00:10:40Hey, please, turn it off.

00:10:52Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:11:05Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:11:08No.

00:11:10No.

00:11:11Give me the legget.

00:11:12Stop.

00:11:13Give me.

00:11:13We're so getting fired.

00:11:15Let go.

00:11:18Give me the legget.

00:11:19Stop.

00:11:20Let go.

00:11:21Grab the shirt.

00:11:22Come on.

00:11:25What the hell happened?

00:11:27Well, I don't know.

00:11:29Did...

00:11:30Did you?

00:11:31Did we?

00:11:33No.

00:11:33Gross.

00:11:34Absolutely not.

00:11:35Okay, Vicky.

00:11:35It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.

00:11:39Don't call me Vicky.

00:11:40No.

00:11:40Hey.

00:11:46It's Cornelius.

00:11:47What does he want?

00:11:49How the hell should I know?

00:11:52You're going to answer?

00:11:53You're going to let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?

00:11:58Hello?

00:11:59Good morning, Victoria.

00:12:02We would like to see you right now in the lobby.

00:12:07And bring Gavin with you.

00:12:10Why do you assume I'm with Gavin?

00:12:16I would say that it has something to do with this.

00:12:24Oh my God.

00:12:31Oh my God.

00:12:35This is a disaster.

00:12:37Great.

00:12:37I was just going to think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.

00:12:39Finally.

00:12:40Do you see?

00:12:40I'm at the top.

00:12:41Okay.

00:12:42Let me tell you something, all right?

00:12:43If I had known that all I was going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I

00:12:48probably

00:12:48would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.

00:12:50How did this even happen?

00:12:51What were we thinking?

00:12:52Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.

00:12:57Okay.

00:12:57So, what are we going to do about Cornelius?

00:13:01We don't even know if he knows, right?

00:13:03So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?

00:13:05No, we can't fucking downplay it.

00:13:06You've heard him, okay?

00:13:07All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?

00:13:10If we don't do that, he's going to think we're mocking the fucking company.

00:13:13We can't have that.

00:13:14Ugh, I hate that you're right.

00:13:15Fuck.

00:13:16You know what?

00:13:17Screw you, Gavin.

00:13:18Screw me?

00:13:18Oh, you mean, again, because you already did that last night.

00:13:43Victoria, we need to talk.

00:13:47This is my room.

00:13:48What are you talking about?

00:13:49This is my room.

00:13:50Look at that.

00:13:50That could be Cornelius.

00:13:55Morning, boss.

00:13:59You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?

00:14:02Gavin is here.

00:14:04What a shocker.

00:14:07Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?

00:14:18Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.

00:14:20Yeah, it's not what it looks like.

00:14:21No.

00:14:21Okay, enough!

00:14:23I am not happy.

00:14:26You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.

00:14:33This is not a good look.

00:14:35Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.

00:14:42Look, let me explain it.

00:14:43Shut up!

00:14:44Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.

00:14:49And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot

00:14:53run a company on rivalry.

00:14:55You run a company on teamwork.

00:14:58So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.

00:15:11You want us to stay married?

00:15:15It's less of a want and more of a demand.

00:15:20Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.

00:15:22I'm serious as a heart attack.

00:15:24You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband

00:15:31and wife.

00:15:33Well, no, no, no, that's not fair.

00:15:35I'm not wife material.

00:15:37Yeah, she's not wife material.

00:15:38You know what?

00:15:39I'm not even husband material.

00:15:40I don't really even like her.

00:15:41Well, you better become the right material real quick, or you can kiss that CEO position.

00:15:48Au revoir.

00:15:49Wait a minute.

00:15:49Are you blackmailing us with our careers?

00:15:54Victoria, I'm hurt.

00:15:56Blackmail is such an ugly word.

00:16:00Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.

00:16:04And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.

00:16:10So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.

00:16:23Oh.

00:16:24Yeah.

00:16:30Hmm.

00:16:36You all right?

00:16:40Excuse me.

00:16:43Sir.

00:16:44Sir.

00:16:45Sir.

00:16:46Please, put your bag away.

00:16:53Surprise!

00:16:55Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:16:57I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.

00:17:00Hey, wifey, what's wrong?

00:17:01You know, couples typically fly together.

00:17:05Well, good thing we're not a real couple.

00:17:07Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.

00:17:09Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.

00:17:13Well, you know what?

00:17:13You should probably call him and tell him that, and then it'll be smoothly sailing for me as

00:17:17C-E-O.

00:17:20You wish.

00:17:21Hmm.

00:17:24Is that really necessary?

00:17:25Yeah.

00:17:29Can I help you?

00:17:31Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.

00:17:35I can't sit next to this van.

00:17:37She's exaggerating.

00:17:38I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk him without your

00:17:42request.

00:17:44Okay, thanks.

00:17:46Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.

00:17:49And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me, because

00:17:53then maybe you'll make it to the top.

00:17:56Shut up!

00:17:58You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.

00:18:04We're at...

00:18:26Hey, Vic.

00:18:30Yes?

00:18:32Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?

00:18:43Don't give in.

00:18:44Don't give in.

00:18:45Don't give in.

00:18:48Don't give in.

00:18:49Don't give in.

00:19:01Miss?

00:19:02Miss?

00:19:03Miss?

00:19:04Excuse me.

00:19:05We're about to reach our destination.

00:19:07I'll need you to prepare for landing.

00:19:13What the hell?

00:19:18What's happening?

00:19:19Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?

00:19:23Are you serious?

00:19:24I'm not an animal.

00:19:26Why the hell would I do that?

00:19:28Then why is your hand on my thigh?

00:19:37Now, how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping, too?

00:19:40I'm warning you, Gavin.

00:19:42Oh, yeah?

00:19:42Keep your hands to yourself.

00:19:44Oh, my God.

00:19:46Well, you know what?

00:19:47I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.

00:19:53You remember that?

00:19:54Just admit it.

00:19:55You've always had the hearts for me.

00:19:57They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.

00:20:01Let me tell you something.

00:20:02It takes two to tango, and from where I'm sitting, it works like you can draw all over my fucking

00:20:07clothes.

00:20:13And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.

00:20:17So every single moment is going to count.

00:20:25What are you doing?

00:20:29Like I said, every single moment counts.

00:20:32So we should probably make it worth our time.

00:20:37By doing what?

00:20:40Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.

00:20:50Okay.

00:21:19Sorry to interrupt.

00:21:22Victoria, you have a client waiting, but I can tell them that you're occupied if you need more time.

00:21:28No, no, it's fine.

00:21:29I'll be with them in a minute.

00:21:33What the fuck was that?

00:21:36It was a kiss.

00:21:38Oh, come on.

00:21:38You don't have to tell me that.

00:21:39No, it was unprofessional.

00:21:41No.

00:21:41I can lose my job if anyone sees that.

00:21:44You don't think that I need this job, too?

00:21:46Not like I do.

00:21:47All right.

00:21:47You don't have to worry about money, Gavin.

00:21:49Suits don't have that luxury.

00:21:51Okay.

00:21:52Well, you know what?

00:21:52I need this job just as much as you need it.

00:21:55And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together.

00:21:58So public PDA is probably going to score us points if you didn't know.

00:22:03You're not going to score any points with me.

00:22:05Oh, yeah?

00:22:05Okay?

00:22:06And try that again.

00:22:07I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.

00:22:10Yeah.

00:22:11I'm going to do it.

00:22:17So, you actually kissed me back.

00:22:21So if you try to sue me for sexual harassment, it's probably going to be a little tricky, don't

00:22:27you think?

00:22:30Fine.

00:22:31Whatever.

00:22:32I'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until Cornelius

00:22:36names the new CEO.

00:22:37Great.

00:22:38Yeah.

00:22:38That's a good idea.

00:22:39Well, you know what?

00:22:40Stay out of my fucking way.

00:22:41I have a client anyway.

00:22:43Good luck.

00:22:49Okay.

00:22:52Police.

00:22:54After you?

00:22:56She is annoying.

00:23:02Hello?

00:23:03Did you get named CEO yet?

00:23:06No.

00:23:07You know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it.

00:23:10Yeah.

00:23:11I'm aware.

00:23:13I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.

00:23:15Got it?

00:23:16No.

00:23:18Okay.

00:23:19No.

00:23:32I'm sorry.

00:23:33I don't know.

00:24:03Something wrong?

00:24:05I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.

00:24:13Perhaps I could help.

00:24:35Hi, Mr. Hartley.

00:24:37Uh, hi, Victoria.

00:24:39Hi, um, why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?

00:24:44There was a meeting?

00:24:50Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.

00:24:53Oh, yeah?

00:24:54Then why did you respond to the meeting request?

00:25:01Gavin!

00:25:01Yeah, good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.

00:25:06Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.

00:25:11Come on!

00:25:17Victoria!

00:25:19Thanks for, uh, the new client.

00:25:22She was a breeze to schmooze.

00:25:27You asshole.

00:25:30This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.

00:25:33You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.

00:25:37We got another meeting.

00:25:39See you.

00:25:40You know what?

00:25:41It's my jackets.

00:25:48Oops!

00:25:50Are you fucking kidding me?

00:25:52That's coffee.

00:25:53I'm so clumsy.

00:25:54I'm sorry.

00:25:57Yeah, this is a little childish antic.

00:25:59You're really going to get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.

00:26:02You're one to talk.

00:26:04Good luck with you next meeting.

00:26:09Oof.

00:26:10It's his problem.

00:26:11Hmm.

00:26:12He'll be fine.

00:26:13He had a little accident.

00:26:16But, um...

00:26:17Anyway, what can I do for you?

00:26:18Uh, nothing, really.

00:26:19Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.

00:26:21Say hi.

00:26:23Oh.

00:26:24Hi.

00:26:24How are you doing?

00:26:26Yeah, I'm better now.

00:26:28Um, you always brighten up the office, so...

00:26:31Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?

00:26:35Uh, yeah.

00:26:37Um, I didn't think I had a choice.

00:26:40Would you maybe want to go with me?

00:26:44Nope.

00:26:46She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.

00:26:51Gavin.

00:26:53Oh, me.

00:26:57Oh, uh, sorry.

00:26:59I, I, I, I didn't know.

00:27:01Um, this is, uh, new.

00:27:03I guess that makes sense, you know?

00:27:05Why I saw you two kissing each other the other day.

00:27:09No, no, no.

00:27:10Um, just, yeah, forget it.

00:27:11Tony, we're not actually married.

00:27:14He just has a really big crush on me.

00:27:17He practically pees himself every time he sees me.

00:27:19Oh, that's okay.

00:27:21You don't have to deny it.

00:27:23I mean, we all know it's true, right?

00:27:28You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my wife.

00:27:39To dinner tonight.

00:27:41Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later then.

00:27:49Bye, Tony.

00:27:51Seriously?

00:27:52What?

00:27:53Don't ever do that again.

00:27:55Come on.

00:27:57You liked it.

00:27:58No, no, I didn't.

00:27:59Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.

00:28:02Good.

00:28:04Because you are.

00:28:07Wifey.

00:28:16Get the fuck away from me.

00:28:28I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?

00:28:30Lactose intolerance is no joke.

00:28:32Yeah.

00:28:32Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.

00:28:35Got it.

00:28:35Almond milk as always.

00:28:43Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.

00:28:45Oh, thanks.

00:28:47Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.

00:28:48You sure?

00:28:49Of course.

00:28:50I need to talk to him about something anyway.

00:28:52Oh, thank you.

00:28:54You're such a lifesaver.

00:28:55I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley,

00:28:57and I can use every minute of it.

00:29:00Not a problem at all.

00:29:02I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?

00:29:04Sure, something like that.

00:29:20Prepare to shit yourself.

00:29:26If you look at our, uh, four-quarter, uh, four-quarter?

00:29:30Should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?

00:29:32If you look at our four-quarter, uh, development, uh, strategies, right?

00:29:37We'll be able to minimize, um, okay, normal.

00:29:41Be normal.

00:29:43Lint.

00:29:46Peace offering.

00:29:48You know, for yesterday.

00:29:50Thanks.

00:29:51You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.

00:30:03As you can see with our four-month development plan,

00:30:06our focus is to minimize the prep time

00:30:09and optimize the department workflow

00:30:12to ensure that there is an entire...

00:30:15Oh.

00:30:19Uh, I need you to excuse me for one second.

00:30:38I'm so sorry about this.

00:30:41Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.

00:30:47Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.

00:30:51All right.

00:30:52As he was saying,

00:30:54to ensure quality product,

00:30:55we have a unique form of communication

00:30:58that ensures transparency between client and production.

00:31:02And with all that being said,

00:31:04we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,

00:31:08we also have a 95% success rate.

00:31:11Impressive.

00:31:12Well, you clearly know your stuff.

00:31:14We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.

00:31:19Well, here at Hartley Industries,

00:31:20we are passionate about delivering

00:31:22successful results to our clients.

00:31:25Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.

00:31:29Hmm.

00:31:29Where do I sign?

00:31:30Ah.

00:31:31I can have a contract written up today

00:31:33and sent to your office immediately.

00:31:35Great.

00:31:36Oh, and Victoria,

00:31:37can you prepare a follow-up presentation

00:31:39for my team by the end of the week?

00:31:42Absolutely.

00:31:43Um, consider it done.

00:31:46That is the Victoria I remember.

00:31:48Great job.

00:31:51Ooh.

00:31:54Yeah?

00:31:55Hey.

00:31:56What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?

00:31:59Me?

00:32:00What?

00:32:01I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:02Oh.

00:32:03Um, the meeting went great.

00:32:05Wait, bye.

00:32:07Looks like you're not the only one

00:32:08who knows how to salvage a disaster.

00:32:10Well, you did this on purpose,

00:32:12and you're gonna fucking pay for it.

00:32:19Game on.

00:32:21Oh.

00:32:23Oh.

00:32:38Eben's been way too quiet this week.

00:32:42I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.

00:32:44Hey!

00:32:46Can you do me a favor?

00:32:49Can you look over the conference room

00:32:51while I take a second

00:32:52and don't let anyone in?

00:32:54Anyone.

00:32:56Got it.

00:32:57Time for me to scratch your back.

00:32:59I owe you one anyway.

00:33:12Hey.

00:33:14Hey!

00:33:15You've been working awfully hard.

00:33:17Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.

00:33:21There you go.

00:33:22Victoria told me not to let anyone in.

00:33:24Who said anything about letting me in?

00:33:26Hmm?

00:33:26I mean, what, I'm not allowed to just come here

00:33:29and, I don't know,

00:33:31see my favorite and beautiful secretary.

00:33:36Kevin.

00:33:38But, uh,

00:33:39I actually really need to get into this room.

00:33:42Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?

00:33:45Bernie, please?

00:33:46I left a,

00:33:46I left a folder in there that I need.

00:33:49Fine.

00:33:50Just be quick

00:33:51and do not tell Victoria.

00:33:53That's okay.

00:33:53Hey, hey.

00:33:54My lips

00:33:55are sealed.

00:34:17Oh!

00:34:19See you later.

00:34:21Hey.

00:34:37All right.

00:34:38Welcome, everyone.

00:34:40Our vision at Harley Industries

00:34:42is to become the world's leading provider

00:34:44of sustainable technology

00:34:45through solutions for everyday living.

00:34:47And we will do this by...

00:34:54What is this?

00:34:55Is this the logo of our competition?

00:34:58Um...

00:34:58Are you using sensitive data

00:34:59between different clients?

00:35:01You're sharing confidential information

00:35:04with our competition?

00:35:05No, no, I would never do that.

00:35:07That's exactly what this looks like.

00:35:09I can't believe this is happening.

00:35:11Um...

00:35:11We trusted you.

00:35:12You hear from our lawyers!

00:35:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:16I'm so sorry.

00:35:17No.

00:35:23Gavin, you did this.

00:35:24I didn't do anything.

00:35:25That's enough!

00:35:28You two are fired.

00:35:31Whoa!

00:35:32What?

00:35:38I'm fired.

00:35:39I'm...

00:35:40Mr. Hartley!

00:35:41Look.

00:35:43Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.

00:35:48Just because you are two of my best

00:35:50does not mean that I should have to put up

00:35:52with all of these reckless shenanigans!

00:35:56You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.

00:35:58Um, I don't know about Gavin here,

00:36:00but I promise I'm done with the pranks.

00:36:03Okay, you know what?

00:36:03You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?

00:36:05You know,

00:36:06you two keep saying that you're gonna get better,

00:36:09but I'm not seeing it!

00:36:11I'm not running a circus here.

00:36:13So you two clowns

00:36:14better get your shit together,

00:36:16or else you will really be gone!

00:36:19Really be gone this time!

00:36:21For real!

00:36:22Stupid fuck!

00:36:27Ah!

00:36:32Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.

00:36:37I...

00:36:38I understand.

00:36:41I...

00:36:41I'll get you the money.

00:36:42I promise I have a promotion coming soon.

00:36:48I'm sorry,

00:36:49were you not just in the same meeting

00:36:50that I was in?

00:36:53That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.

00:36:55You're gonna be lucky

00:36:56if you can even keep your job.

00:37:03What's wrong?

00:37:07There you two bozos are,

00:37:08I've been looking for you.

00:37:10For us?

00:37:11Oh, yes.

00:37:12I have decided

00:37:13to give you another shot.

00:37:15God help me.

00:37:17So we're not fired?

00:37:19Not if you can secure this client,

00:37:21you're not.

00:37:22He is giving us another shot?

00:37:24Don't ask me why,

00:37:25but there is a caveat.

00:37:28Okay, what is it?

00:37:29Well,

00:37:30he needs the deal done

00:37:31by the end of this weekend.

00:37:34He's going on vacation

00:37:35with his lovely wife.

00:37:38So you two

00:37:39will be spending the weekend with him.

00:37:41and the lovely wife

00:37:44in their cabin.

00:37:45And don't say anything to me.

00:37:46I do not want to hear it.

00:37:47I don't care.

00:37:48I don't care.

00:37:50I don't care.

00:38:28You know this is still your fault, right?

00:38:30Okay.

00:38:30Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped

00:38:34the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused.

00:38:40Look at this.

00:38:41Ready?

00:38:46Welcome, you two.

00:38:48So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding.

00:38:52Come on, I'll show you to your rooms.

00:38:57Please, after you, sweetheart.

00:39:00Thanks, honey.

00:39:12And here's where you'll spend your nights.

00:39:16Feel free to freshen up and settle in.

00:39:19We should have dinner in a few hours.

00:39:22We're staying in this room together?

00:39:24Yes.

00:39:25Well, you're married, right?

00:39:29Right.

00:39:31Humble.

00:39:32Yeah, trust me.

00:39:33I don't want to be around you or your snoring.

00:39:37Either.

00:39:39Please.

00:39:49I'm going to look for this bar.

00:39:51You need it.

00:39:52Fun.

00:40:25You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.

00:40:32Can you just help me zip up, please?

00:40:36Sure.

00:41:01Oh, well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.

00:41:10When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.

00:41:14Right.

00:41:14Of course.

00:41:22You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.

00:41:25Yeah.

00:41:26Right.

00:41:26Good idea.

00:41:28Dress?

00:41:29Oh, yeah.

00:41:38Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at the turn.

00:41:43Eight-time family world champion.

00:41:47Because he's...

00:41:48Fuck, I would never.

00:41:50Okay, I'm up.

00:41:51Yes.

00:41:52All right.

00:41:55Down to the wine.

00:41:57It's getting hot.

00:42:01They can't.

00:42:02They can't do it.

00:42:03No.

00:42:04I don't think so.

00:42:07Picasso over here.

00:42:13Braces!

00:42:13Yes!

00:42:14You got it!

00:42:14You did a little bit of this.

00:42:17I did it?

00:42:17Hold on.

00:42:18You never listened to it.

00:42:19Oh, my God.

00:42:26Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.

00:42:30Come on, honey.

00:42:31Let's leave the lovebirds alone.

00:42:40Where did they go?

00:42:43I think we just gave them a show.

00:42:48Well, that's what winners do.

00:42:53You got something.

00:42:55Here.

00:43:04You know, I might not be a genius,

00:43:07but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.

00:43:11I know.

00:43:12I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.

00:43:14Oh.

00:43:15You're joking, right?

00:43:16It doesn't look like I'm joking.

00:43:18Oh.

00:43:19Maybe not.

00:43:20Because then you would be crazy

00:43:22because I'm not sleeping on the floor

00:43:24with the sheets that you put on the floor.

00:43:27Because you know what?

00:43:28We're both adults.

00:43:29We're both married.

00:43:29And we are both going to sleep in the bed.

00:43:33Fine.

00:43:34But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.

00:43:37Yeah, well, you know what?

00:43:37The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.

00:43:40Don't snore.

00:43:46What are you doing?

00:43:47I'm getting comfortable.

00:43:54But you can't be serious.

00:43:57Go ahead and put your PJs back on.

00:44:00Pajamas.

00:44:01No.

00:44:03I only sleep naked.

00:44:04Yeah, not tonight.

00:44:05Oh.

00:44:06I'm sorry.

00:44:07Not tonight.

00:44:07What are you going to do?

00:44:08You going to come over here

00:44:10and put the clothes on for me?

00:44:13All right.

00:44:13Well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked,

00:44:15so I'll just take the floor.

00:44:17Okay, fine, fine.

00:44:19Fine.

00:44:19Fine, fine, fine.

00:44:23Fine.

00:44:26I'll put boxers on, all right?

00:44:29Is that going to make you happy, sweetheart?

00:44:33It's a start.

00:44:38You going to get the sheets?

00:44:43Just lay them.

00:44:44Okay.

00:44:48Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.

00:44:51You're saying.

00:44:56Okay, let's call it a show.

00:44:58Shut up.

00:45:00Shut up.

00:45:01What is the love?

00:45:04How's the love you pulling?

00:45:05What's the love you doing?

00:45:07No, I don't know.

00:45:29What's the love?

00:45:47hey nerds come here well congratulations the client loved your pitch and your flexibility

00:45:57with staying with him over the weekend so we have secured the deal yes that's great mr hartley

00:46:05so as a token of his appreciation he has asked me to give you this one month of luxurious living

00:46:14in

00:46:15his stunning condo uh wait i already have a place to live so don't really need it yeah why yeah

00:46:23well

00:46:24now you have two and you cannot insult norm by turning this down remember it is your little

00:46:34marriage that helped seal this deal so do not mess it up

00:46:57oh okay

00:47:06i got the door for you that's okay i got it oh it's okay oh my lady

00:47:29you can take the couch oh come on really it'll do your sprata some good to live like the common

00:47:34folk for once oh you see i just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if

00:47:39you were sleeping in bed with me i don't think that'd be a problem kevin i do

00:47:56you

00:48:02you

00:48:03you

00:48:04you

00:48:24So, you can cook.

00:48:28A little bit.

00:48:30My grandfather taught me.

00:48:31He was all about, uh, family dinners.

00:48:39Okay.

00:48:40Maybe I could help.

00:48:49Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?

00:48:54Maybe.

00:48:57Is this a date?

00:49:00I don't think you can date your wife.

00:49:03Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.

00:49:07Yeah, it might.

00:49:10Want to see a trick?

00:49:11Yeah.

00:49:17Pretty impressive.

00:49:18A little something.

00:49:29Let me do it for you.

00:49:37What are you doing?

00:49:38So, Norm imported a special brand of ice cream.

00:49:42And I want you to try.

00:49:44I...

00:49:45Okay.

00:49:52That's amazing.

00:49:53Do it.

00:49:54I...

00:49:57have a...

00:49:59I...

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